La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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What happens if we're in Sicily when an armistice is signed and we're caught mid-campaign not following the government's orders to go to Egypt?
Do you think we'll get a reprimand, or might we actually face charges?
It's... Very possible, yes.

We are a woman, that has been caught disobeying high-ranked Military Orders, by attacking a nation that we should be at peace, instead of following our orders and attacking Egypt.

That will be the POV of many people in the high-command, and even in the best case scenario, we may need Napoleon to get our head off a plate, which would end with us owning that to him, God knows what he may do, and we would still get our reputation tarnished.

It's a very risky move, but it's one of our best ones, considering how bad Egypt can be.
Thank You! :D
 
It's a very risky move, but it's one of our best ones, considering how bad Egypt can be.
If we do attack the Kingdom of Sicily, we should limit ourselves just to the islands of Sicily so we at least have some plausible deniability if they get pissy.
We can say we needed the Island to crack Malta, and we need Malta for dependable supplies in Egypt.

But if we completely derail the campaign and head for Naples, we're playing with our career at the very least.
 
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Hey, no bullying!

Unless there's a repeat....then I make no excuse for the hazing.
There will not be a repeat of that fiasco... we've made sure of it.

and should we allow another roll bonus to be used like that, it will be for your benefit (or Brian's) Only.
Well, if it ever gets to the point where Napoleon finds the crown in the gutter and picks it up, we possibly have a few options on how to react.
...No I won't say how he gets a crown.

But he might just... well pull a very famous historical character.
One, we do what Moreau did and get exiled for protesting it, possibly return to help out the coalition and return France to a government he previously liked.
If we tried to protest it and get exiled, we'd be going to America and the quest will enter a very interesting thing.

We ain't no monarchist. We'd want a republic.

The entire continent of Europe wants an autocrat in power.
Second, we do what principled republicans like Lindet did and refuse to be part of the government, holding your head high the whole way while sniping at Bonaparte's monstrous hybrid regime and be the only one to be buried at the capital.
THat may be easier said than done... but the thing is, we can just as easily get our ass kicked out of the army (our only source of political and military power), and we'd be back to square zero.
Thirdly, we can refuse to be part of Napoleon's charade but still be part of the army, like what the future Marshal St. Cyr did, and possibly work your way in as a member of the old new regime's War Ministry
I mean... at this point, we're either all in or... well, spoilers.
Fourth, we can just grit our teeth, accept that you've lost like Jourdan, and ride the wave out, hoping you don't get washed away.
Well that is an option.
To be fair, the British are having big enough problems back in Europe that they're not going to want to throw an army into that cesspool. They would probably just try to hold Canada in the event of a civil war.
You make it seem like the British are planning ulterior motives that will somehow make their actions seem like they make sense to us in the future :V
No coalition is going to reinstate a Republic.
No colition outside of France.:V
We must revolt, or we must die. There are no other real options.
I am very smart.
Well there is another way... but I'm not entirely at liberty to say it.
Controversial take here but:

Napoleon >>>>>> Literally Feudal Europe > Civil War
Actually, that's pretty much uncontroversial.

Napoleon, for better and for worse, destroyed the old order with his wars. and that was a good thing for the world.
How could you say something so controversial, yet so true?

But yeah, while things in Nappyland were pretty crazy during his rule, I could say that it was something that made the world turn into a... Better? Different? Innovative? anyways, made the world change, and while change isn't always positive, I think that, seeing the modern era we live in, I would choose Napoleon before Feudal Europe any day.
See above.
My loyalty is to the republic and to the democracy.

That there is no democracy in the Directory is reason enough to coup the government now, but at least it's a republic damn it.
Technically the directory is an emergency government, that's entire mandate is national survival. Once there is peace, then the entire nation can find out where its soul lies.

And whether we go the way of America... or Rome.
My threshold for justifiable action against the government is very low.
But there's a time and a place.

Out of a whole host of potential situations we could find ourselves in, right now is fairly mild.
Some of those other ones, not so much.
Let me put it to you this way.

You may not like what is coming.

cause for France... There will be more rolls in the disaster roll.

The conservatives... and the Republicans.

You don't want either to roll too high, or there will be... trouble.
That said, I believe that once everything stabilizes, then that will be the moment that the Directory will have completed it's function and should be shown the exit. As quickly as possible.
See above. This government is one whose only purpose is national survival and making sure there isn't a civil war..

Everything else is secondary to it
Monarchic restoration.

Whether that's Bourbons (Orleanistes, less so but still) or a popular monarchy based around Napoleon.
A Repeat of the Terror.

Jacobins are not the only faction who will kill and intimidate their problems when push comes to shove.
Brian, whether he liked it or not, set a very good precedent when Robespierre was allowed to defend himself in court.
the only way the terror repeats is if France is under very real threat of being destroyed.

That isn't going to happen. not for a while at least... and if people fuck up.
A Suspension of Constitutional Order.

A bit like what's going on now, but I write that more with a President/Consul Napoleon strong arming the state into handing him more authority than is technically afforded his office.
Emergency powers are bullshit.
Like we even have a constitution to suspend right now.
There's more stuff that isn't very likely to happen like the government hoarding vital resources that people need, like grain. I don't think the quest is going to go there.
I mean... We actually talked about it quite a little bit (at least me and Cyber) about how we could do that.

And we still might do it.
A reinstatement of slavery would be another. I think that one's straightforward in why I'm against that.
Ironcically enough, thanks to Haiti not being a drain on resources, that is a very much impossible even with Napoleon's racist views.

Since Haiti and the Free Slaves are pretty much toeing the line between successful protectorate/colony, and loyal to France, as long as they don;t outright declare independence, there really isn't a need to reinsitute slavery in France. Not unless there is a massive french population in Louisiana.
And on a more personal note for Therese, if the government tries to have her arrested/assassinated on trumped up charges. I would consider crossing the Rubicon in that situation. We might be able to win a trial, and depending on the circumstance I might even vote for turning ourselves in, but it's context-dependent.
If someone tries to arrest you, it helps to have friends.

And you have a lot of politically and militarily powerful friends.
What happens if we're in Sicily when an armistice is signed and we're caught mid-campaign not following the government's orders to go to Egypt?
Do you think we'll get a reprimand, or might we actually face charges?
Well there are a few things that could happen.

A Reprimand is the least of our worries.

We could lose our command for one thing, even a few ranks if we are unlucky.

Then there is the chance we could lose our commission, and then the only way we could win is... Gamble with Napoleon and try to ride his coat tails.

There is the possibility of being labeled a traitor, and us needing to basically make ourselves queen of Sicily just to stay alive (yes I said queen, you have the largest army, and starting a republic would not work)... but that is shaking everything up to a point where "Dear god WTF"
That will be the POV of many people in the high-command, and even in the best case scenario, we may need Napoleon to get our head off a plate, which would end with us owning that to him, God knows what he may do, and we would still get our reputation tarnished.
If you need Napoleon's help, you know it will cost you.

Well not as much as you may think, but it will cost you.
If we do attack the Kingdom of Sicily, we should limit ourselves to the Island of Sicily so we at least have some plausible deniability if they get pissy.
We can say we needed the Island to crack Malta, and we need Malta for dependable supplies in Egypt.

But if we completely derail the campaign and head for Naples, we're playing with our career at least.
You're Playing with your career regardless of what you do.

They are expecting certain things from you... you need to deliver.
 
Well, we abolished slavery, so we're way ahead of America already :V
Yeah but America, despite it's current... problems... can and will become one of the most stable nations on the planet. America only suffered one civil war, and it's getting that out of the way while the founders are alive.

So... possibility for progress exists.
 
But he might just... well pull a very famous historical character.
If I've made nothing else clear in this conversation. It's only okay when we do it. :lol:
Well there is another way... but I'm not entirely at liberty to say it.
I refuse to marry Napoleon to save the Republic.
Technically the directory is an emergency government, that's entire mandate is national survival.
Fair enough, for now.
You don't want either to roll too high, or there will be... trouble.

Well, I can't say I'm adverse to chaos. Thanks for the headsup.
So basically, pray the war goes on?

Or else, sail to Egypt with no nearby naval bases and brave the supply nightmare with a stiff upper lip?

le sigh
 
Yeah but America, despite it's current... problems... can and will become one of the most stable nations on the planet. America only suffered one civil war, and it's getting that out of the way while the founders are alive.

So... possibility for progress exists.
Y'know, speaking of the founders... what's ma boi Thomas Paine up to these days? He should be in France now, right?
 
Y'know, speaking of the founders... what's ma boi Thomas Paine up to these days? He should be in France now, right?
He actually just got back to America... He's not happy with the current state of affairs in France, but he has returned a conquering hero, and a defender of republicanism... in the American eye that is.
 
Yeah but America, despite it's current... problems... can and will become one of the most stable nations on the planet. America only suffered one civil war, and it's getting that out of the way while the founders are alive.

So... possibility for progress exists.
Heck, the United States of America by the virtue of its geopolitical position alone will at least become the most powerful nation in the Americas. There is nothing changing that. No European Power is capable of projecting enough military strength in North America to protect its American colonies from a unfriendly United States. Except for the British, at least for a time, but even the British realized fairly early on that they would not be able to protect Canada from the United States for very long if relations took a turn for the worst, which is why the British preferred to maintain peaceful relations with the USA. It is also the reason why Napoleon sold French Louisiana to the United States rather than keeping it.

French Louisiana, by the virtue of its location and its proximity to the United States of America, could not be effectively controlled by France even in the best situation. The Haitian Revolution made it painfully clear. And conflict with America was bound to happen if France kept French Louisiana as the United States of America really wanted New Orleans and was perfectly willing to use military might to take it.
 
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Well, depending on how Bolivar goes with the South American Independence Wars against Spain, there might be another good regional power in the Americas, the Gran Colombia, but it depends very much on him getting lucky.
 
Heck, the United States of America by the virtue of its geopolitical position alone will at least become the most powerful nation in the Americas. There is nothing changing that.
Now this is not necessarily the case. Perhaps the most likely, but not necessarily.

Mexico, in the right hands, can give the US a run for its money, especially this early on.
 
Heck, the United States of America by the virtue of its geopolitical position alone will at least become the most powerful nation in the Americas. There is nothing changing that. No European Power is capable of projecting enough military strength in North America to protect its American colonies from a unfriendly United States. Except for the British, at least for a time, but even the British realized fairly early on that they would not be able to protect Canada from the United States for very long if relations took a turn for the worst, which is why the British preferred to maintain peaceful relations with the USA. It is also the reason why Napoleon sold French Louisiana to the United States rather than keeping it.
Hey, if we could conquer Egypt, I'm sure we could conquer America too! :V
 
Now this is not necessarily the case. Perhaps the most likely, but not necessarily.

Mexico, in the right hands, can give the US a run for its money, especially this early on.
Mexico isn't free yet...

They should have their revolution for another few years...

Spain is still remarkably stable at this point.
 
Well, depending on how Bolivar goes with the South American Independence Wars against Spain, there might be another good regional power in the Americas, the Gran Colombia, but it depends very much on him getting lucky.
Bolivar would have his hand fulls. In RL, Grand Colombia failed because the only unifying factor between the various regions was Bolivar. Once he lost influence and power, Gran Colombia fell apart.

Now this is not necessarily the case. Perhaps the most likely, but not necessarily.

Mexico, in the right hands, can give the US a run for its money, especially this early on.
Possibly, but in real life, Mexico did not become a great power due to its poor geography and lack of stable government institutions.

Overall, Spain did not govern its colonies like how the British governed the 13 Colonies of North America. And this really showed after these colonies gained independence. The 13 Colonies which later become the United States had a history of stable government institutions which they inherited from the British. The Spanish Colonies, to put it lightly, did not inherit a stable political bedrock to turn into a democratic foundation for a future successful democratic republic.
 
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Bolivar would have his hand fulls. In RL, Grand Colombia failed because the only unifying factor between the various regions was Bolivar. Once he lost influence and power, Gran Colombia fell apart.
I know, I know. It's my country after all
Ergo, why I said he needed to get lucky.
 
Technically the directory is an emergency government, that's entire mandate is national survival. Once there is peace, then the entire nation can find out where its soul lies.
That is quite literally what the Committee of Public Safety was and everything the real Directory wasn't. One of the appeals of the one in real life was that it was a return to normalcy, a return from the vicious measures taken by the Committee of Public Safety in ensuring the war effort didn't go wrong, "The Government is Revolutionary Until the Peace." and all that.
 
That is quite literally what the Committee of Public Safety was and everything the real Directory wasn't. One of the appeals of the one in real life was that it was a return to normalcy, a return from the vicious measures taken by the Committee of Public Safety in ensuring the war effort didn't go wrong, "The Government is Revolutionary Until the Peace." and all that.
Good thing that it's use is almost done with the wars almost being over.

There is an election going on :V
 
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I know, I know. It's my country after all
Ergo, why I said he needed to get lucky.
He was incredibly lucky. As you are well aware. He could even establish Grand Colombia as a regional power if he is luckier than in RL. Though, this will mean kicking the can further down the road and having the next generation deal with the problem. Just like what the RL United States of America did with slavery. The Founding Fathers kicked the Slavery Issue further down the road and the next generation solved it with the bloodiest war in American history.
 
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Good thing that it's use is almost done with the wars almost being over. :V
We really didn't simulate any of what made the real Directory, nor the Committee of Public Safety so damn unstable. We don't hear any mentions of the winter that caused a riot and a demand for the return of the constitution of '93, neither the conscription riots as most people weren't interested in getting sent to the front lines, nor the monetary problems that made the currency worthless, or the Directory's self inflicted stab wound of war contractors, who were just bad ad supplying the army what was needed.
 
Don't worry, after we do our magical invasion of India, we can take our fleet and help Bolivar out in Colombia!
...Will it have Magical Girls?
He was incredibly lucky. As you are well aware. He could even establish Grand Colombia as a regional power if he is luckier than in RL. Though, this will mean kicking the can further down the road and having the next generation deal with the problem. Just like what the RL United States of America did with slavery. The Founding Fathers kicked the Slavery Issue further down the road and the next generation solved it with the bloodiest war in American history.
Speaking as someone from south america, I can say that it's something almost impossible to do, considering that many generals and civilians were more interested in their respective zone (AKA: Virreinato), than on some other place that they may never see in their lives.
 
We really didn't simulate any of what made the real Directory, nor the Committee of Public Safety so damn unstable. We don't hear any mentions of the winter that caused a riot and a demand for the return of the constitution of '93, neither the conscription riots as most people weren't interested in getting sent to the front lines, nor the monetary problems that made the currency worthless, or the Directory's self inflicted stab wound of war contractors, who were just bad ad supplying the army what was needed.
Heck, the Haiti issue was solved relatively quickly which was very much not the case in real life. The Big Whites, Little Whites, and Free People of Color were at each other throats and that is not taking into account the Enslaved, who won in the end in RL. If anything, a war should have broken out in Haiti no matter which decision was made regarding the colony.
 
We really didn't simulate any of what made the real Directory, nor the Committee of Public Safety so damn unstable. We don't hear any mentions of the winter that caused a riot and a demand for the return of the constitution of '93, neither the conscription riots as most people weren't interested in getting sent to the front lines, nor the monetary problems that made the currency worthless, or the Directory's self inflicted stab wound of war contractors, who were just bad ad supplying the army what was needed.
You can blame a few things. Partially our own inability to try and do everything we can to focus on a situation that is way to big for three people to handle, and that was before Plaus decided to take a break and leave me with the proverbial cat in the bag (but I still wish him well, and hope that he is better soon.)

And partially because we're focusing on one person, who has done her damnedest to not get screwed over by governmental incompetence, or even her own incompetence and lack of knowledge at the core.

Plus, things have gone really well for France at this moment.

The Army of the North actually completing its objectives before their supply issues becoming a thing, Prussia wanting peace and deciding that they must stomach a French republic, Napoleon supplying himself with cash with battlefield loot, and Austria is routing back to its core territories.

Britian wants peace (or at very least a truce)... meaning the republic can actually... organize itself into something that will last.
Heck, the Haiti issue was solved relatively quickly which was very much not the case in real life. The Big Whites, Little Whites, and Free People of Color were at each other throats and that is not taking into account the Enslaved, who won in the end in RL. If anything, a war should have broken out in Haiti no matter which decision was made regarding the colony.
The fact that Haiti has pretty much soloved some of its issues by just freeing everyone is something that has only possibly stopped the bleeding. There are still deep seeded issues in Haiti. But with Britian breathing down the neck, and a foreign enemy keeping their mind off of said issues... well... You'll see, if they roll low.
 
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