QM's Note: Oh hey, I forgot I had this thing laying around. This has already happened and is in Agneyastra's archives should Jade care to ask for it.
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Stickied: Regarding Recent Government Leaks
Greetings and salutations, people of Remnant. Over the last few days, we've had multiple leaks of classified information on the subject of new medical technologies and the mass implementation thereof. There have been questions about the specifics of said projects, whether it will shift the balance of political power, if the base scientific knowledge will be released to the public sector, and so on and so forth. Most of all, people have been asking
who is responsible for a proposal so major it was sent to the highest levels of all four kingdoms within a short period of time. I can answer that last question right now:
Aliens.
I am entirely serious. The closest translation for my name is "Sidereal" and I am the individual assigned to Princess Jade Agni's ongoing humanitarian projects on Remnant. While visiting your world, Princess Jade saw how monstrously outmatched you were, pun intended. Although reclaiming Remnant from Grimm is a long-term project, Princess Jade saw no reason she should not endeavor to make your existences less painful in the interim.
This thread was created to address the first project of many and the one which was so recently leaked: Artificial Vessel Distribution. As their name indicates, Artificial Vessels are empty versions of a given individual's body. Should the original prove to be inadequate, whether it be because of a chronic disease or fatal injury, artificial vessels are a valid alternative to a failing body. We simply construct a newer, healthy version of your body, switch your soul, and move on. There is no risk of death, mutilation, deformation, etc.
While the construction of relevant factories is ongoing and expected to take the next decade, a few proof-of-concept modules will be available in select hospitals across Remnant. Considering Remnant's population, I am sorry to say that the vast majority will not be able to switch vessels until approximately one decade from now.
Allow me to preempt one of the most likely concerns: we are
physically incapable of implanting mind-control mechanisms or anything similar, nor can we let you look like someone else. Should a given body be too different from the original, your souls would promptly reject them with rather obvious results. I don't even
have any means of "mind control," nor do I believe they exist in the first place.
Although we are currently constructing our own infrastructure, donations of Dust and raw materials would both be appreciated. Dust is unique to your world and there is a possibility the project timeline could be accelerated should it prove sufficiently useful. Please contact your local government branch should you be interested in doing so.
Anyone intruding on our manufacturing facilities will almost certainly be killed in rather short order. Considering the Predator and Seeker Droids (otherwise known as "Killer Cat Robots") patrolling their perimeter and the rather high walls, you have no excuse for doing so. To put it bluntly, even a small delay imposed by a saboteur could result in hundreds of lost lives. That's simply
unacceptable and the nature of Semblances would make any such sabotage difficult to detect until it was too late.
If you have any questions, I would be happy to answer them to the best of my ability. Questions related to current activities or technologies will likely receive a refusal, but that
is technically an answer.
Remnant (Worldwide) Moderator & Staff Notice: As far as anyone (including at least Mantle's government) can tell, Sidereal is who and what he says he is; at the very least, he has plenty of killer cat robots far more advanced than anything Remnant has seen before. Please refrain from deliberately agitating our alien visitors.
Having completed the first steps of necessary public relations, Sidereal directed his primary consciousness away from the thread, devoting a trio of dedicated sub-processes to moderate it in his absence. Government censorship was not new to the people of Remnant; few would blink when they realized the limits of his patience. For now, he had more important events to worry about.
Remnant history indicated that any major public works project would face significant resistance in its final stages, whether it be from massive Grimm or opposing kingdoms. Counterattacks would be inevitable with the sheer amount of space Sidereal needed to clear of Grimm. Assistance from local Hunters would be necessary to drive away larger Constructs, a necessity Sidereal was
not looking forward to. Requesting assistance implied weakness, weakness which would encourage attempted industrial espionage and generally make his duties more difficult. Creating utopia wasn't easy. Disposing of the bodies of hostile intruders without the public realizing was even harder. Lingering Aura made cremation unacceptably difficult.
Unfortunately,
[Elder/Agneyastra] and
[Primary/Jade Agni] were unable to provide him with air superiority and/or cloaked droid models, nor did he possess the designs necessary to replicate
any advanced ocular stealth system. Outside patrols would need to be kept to a minimum outside of emergencies. He couldn't simply imitate local technologies;
any negative opinions would unacceptably damage
[Primary/Jade Agni] and "stealing" military designs would generate paranoia in droves. Despite this, Sidereal found himself quite tempted. The motives of whoever Enchanted Remnant remained unknown; if he successfully claimed enough space in a short enough period of time, would the Enchantment counterattack? And if so,
how? Would it freeze time in dangerous areas as he suspected it had done for Remnant's moon? Would it
unfreeze Remnant's moon, likely sending destructive fragments raining across Remnant, vastly changing tidal patterns, and generally causing catastrophic ecological damage? Could it direct such a bombardment to eliminate problem areas? It's what
he would do.
Sidereal desperately hoped his assigned tasks weren't outright impossible. Between unknown Enchantment contingencies and the potential for biological minds to act against their own interests, Remnant could easily go from an easy uplift project to a deathworld making a genuine attempt to kill all intelligent life it could reach. Admittedly, what he knew of Agneyastra's home plane
also tended in that direction. Ancient civilizations really needed to do a better job of cleaning up after their own destruction. The current state of affairs was simply
irresponsible.