[X] Ask Kyubey some questions.
-[X] Somehow, you doubt magical girls are the warriors of love and justice everyone makes them out to be. It's too good to be true.
-[X] "What's the average life expectancy of magical girls? How limited is my karmic potential? What does the contract say? What's in it for you?"
-[X] "Where do witches come from?"
...Honestly, this feels a little off to you. Despite what you may want, the world isn't fair; it seems rather odd that Kyubey came to you right when you were really rather upset. Additionally, he has no thumbs; you don't see how he could possibly sneak in to your room. Unless he's been hiding under your bed for the past few hours or something, which is really creepy and not cute at all.
"What's the average life expectancy of magical girls?"
"Telling you the average would be both discouraging and misleading, as there do exist those who die during their very first witch fight. They manage to drag the average down significantly all by themselves."
You blink and try to ignore the sinking feeling in your stomach. You didn't know about those girls. The magical girls everyone talks about are the ones who have lived for several years.
"How limited is my karmic potential?"
"I'm afraid I'm unsure of how to answer that question. You could likely wish for all the people on a single floor of a hospital to be healed and have that wish be granted."
"What does the contract say?"
There's a slight pause. Somehow, you don't think he gets that question very often.
"There is no written contract. We can use the term 'agreement' if you prefer. In summary, in exchange for your wish, you will be expected to kill witches wherever you encounter them."
Well, that's nothing you didn't know already. Still, something that open-ended makes you just a little bit nervous. At least there are no loopholes to exploit, right?
"What's in this for you? Why turn people into magical girls?"
"Part of my job involves keeping humanity alive. If there were no magical girls, witches would wipe out all life on this planet."
...That's the first you've heard of Kyubey having an actual 'job'. The forums would love to hear about this one.
"Where do witches come from?"
"They are entities born from accumulated despair and sadness. So long as humanity survives, witches will continue to be created." he pauses. "Unless you were to somehow lose all emotion, but I do not believe you would consider that an acceptable trade-off."
You try to imagine a race with no emotion and promptly shudder. Without any desire to do anything, they'd all just lie down and starve to death. No, witches are definitely the lesser of two evils.
[] "...I need more time to think." You know he won't leave you alone until you outright refuse. Kyubey has several bodies, after all; he can afford to spend some time following you.
[] Refuse, for now. You can't wish for the world to become perfectly fair and you don't have anything else you want to wish for right now. The orphanage where you live is doing rather well, your grades are average, you don't have any friends to use your wish for...
[] This is what you wanted, isn't it? A chance to make the world a little bit brighter.
-[] Write-in wish
[] This is what you wanted, isn't it? A way to get something in return for how much the world has hurt you. It's only fair.
-[] Write-in wish
[] This is what you wanted, isn't it? A chance to actually go out and do something. You hadn't really expected Kyubey to show up, but now that he's here, you have no reason to refuse. It'll be fun!
-[] Write-in wish
[] Ask Kyubey some questions.
-[] Write-in questions
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