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Can we please move on and talk about something else. Like a new villain scheem.
How Ba-a-a-ad Can I Be? (A Paw Patrol SUPERVILLAIN Quest (Yes, Really))
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I never saw the one on spartan armor, but back when I watched game theory it was never really about creating a believable theory, it was about seeing what kind of weird conclusions people could work themselves into. I only stopped watching because something Matpat said in a livestream seriously pissed me off, I can't remember what it was now though.
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I got one, but I need five or six gremlins to pull it off. We put them all in a big box, put a bow on it, secretly deliver it to the Paw Patrol tower thing. They open it, gremlins pop out, and they start trashing the place. Gremlins love messing up technology.
While that happens, we go into town and steal stuff. We should have 20-30 minutes.
I have another one where we tunnel under a museum to steal dinosaur bones, because I want some in the lair.
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Do you also had a scheem, where we go to another city and do something there.
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Sure, this next one can happen in any big city with a zoo: first we make a bunch of wacky magical artifacts. Doesn't matter what they do. Then we go to the zoo and find where they keep the various kinds of monkeys. We arm the monkeys with magic stuff. Then, we release a bunch of zoo animals. Elephants, zebras, and of course, the monkeys.
When the authorities try to corral the animals, they'll discover, oh no! The monkeys are packing magical heat! Chaos ensues. And while all this happens, we are running amok, doing our own thing.
Do we need to let them out? Monkeys with magic staffs could easily tune the break out on their own.
Also letting out some animals could easily cause real damage if we aren't smart. Maybe make a talisman of animal speak so we can talk to the animals and get them to agree to not hurt people? It would be a great scene for the negaverse audience to see that Puppeteer works hard on her schemes and will take action to minimize danger to bystanders.
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We don't NEED to break them out, no, but it'd be way faster that way. And we can take steps to minimize harm, sure.
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How about we turn humen into animals, and animals into human.
Even better if did that to the Paw Patrol. The Pups turn to humen, and Ryder into a pup.
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That's also a good one! I would save that for a different scheme, though. Because I want to release all the animals at the zoo. For fun.
Do we give the animals hats of human speaking and encourage the animals to unionize?
As long as a red-headed child with a big net is around. Otherwise some white-furred monkey will attempt to take over the world, and that means less Evil for us.
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Or making a monkey out of it.
Context please?
Ape Escape, a video game series where monkeys get sentience hats, and a white-furred one named Specter tries to take over the world, and is stopped by a red-headed child with a net, unless its the third game, in which case they're either an idol girl or a blue haired kid.
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I believe they are referring to the Ape Escape series where the main villain is a juggling monkey that got a intelligence boosting helmet, then proceeded to aim for world domination with minion monkeys.
And the heroes of the games have red hair.
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What if we go to central America and do something involving the pyramids there? Like a flying pyramid?
...Something, something, giant stone statue that we puppet/animate? Something like the Phineas and Ferb episode with the whole Corn Colossus?
Go do something involving Yellowstone? Maybe something ancient hidden there?
Something involving either Mt. Rushmore or the Crazy Horse monument like dressing something up to look like wizards or something?
Try summoning some spirit in Centralia? (Sure that's the town that inspired Silent Hill, but could do something there maybe. Or fix the town. Or just use magic to steal all the not on fire coal?)
...Something, something, giant stone statue that we puppet/animate? Something like the Phineas and Ferb episode with the whole Corn Colossus?
Go do something involving Yellowstone? Maybe something ancient hidden there?
Something involving either Mt. Rushmore or the Crazy Horse monument like dressing something up to look like wizards or something?
Try summoning some spirit in Centralia? (Sure that's the town that inspired Silent Hill, but could do something there maybe. Or fix the town. Or just use magic to steal all the not on fire coal?)
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If we ever go to Barkingburg, we have to kidnap the princess there. It's a cornerstone of villainy to kidnap princesses!
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Those look far too robotic for what we are using. The allay and vex are based upon the Minecraft summons of the same name, so you likely should start there and then alter said form to fit into the show. As it is, yea, far too robotic for what is meant to be summoned fairies/pixies.
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oh god it’s him
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Fun idea. Plus it would make the merchandising people have an aneurism on all the new toys they could sell
Vexes and Allays: Xsplora
Hmm point taken.
5 hours later when I should Have been doing somthing else
This one is more in the Casper direction
Better?
View: https://imgur.com/a/wsKAIpM
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Much better.
You get two thumb up from me.
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To be honest, one of my first thoughts was funny hats and then started imagining one dressed up like Robin Hood...
By the way, since we already have a normal image for our fairies, can we still give the second of them a name? If the pink girl is Aurora, then the second blue boy is Leo(?) or something like that. It's just that it's starting to get a little tense. Maybe someone can suggest a name that is consonant with Aurora?
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One of them should be named Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All. You have to say the whole thing. Like A Tribe Called Quest.
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I really need to finish my quests. :V
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June 28, 2015: Adventure Bay, California.
A new day, same old routine.
"Paw Patrol..." You typed in as you laid lazily in bed, nothing else to do this late afternoon.
Paw Patrol: = 1D100+10(New Members)-10(Causing Chaos) = 21+10-10 = 21
There really wasn't all that much to say about the situation.
The Paw Patrol were once again struggling with all the jobs you had hoisted onto them
Fortunately, none of them had been seriously hurt this time. You were rivals destined to face each other in glorious combat, yes, but you didn't want them to be maimed or killed.
So what if you're biased since they're your friends? A good showman take good care of their assistants, after all, and the Paw Patrol are indeed your assistants. They just don't know it.
Results:
The Paw Patrol are tired from all your antics and haven't been doing too well. None of them have been hurt, though, just extremely exhausted.
You do think, however, that they suspect you're up to something.
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Adventure Bay: 1D100+10(Paw Patrol)-10(Tired Paw Patrol) = 76+10-10 = 76
"Adventure Bay..."
Once again, the people of Adventure Bay were not cowed by the tired fates of their heroes.
There wasn't a ceremony this time, you couldn't blame them for that, but there was an outpouring of love and appreciation for the Paw Patrol all over the internet. The post office was also jammed with letters and gift cards from appreciative fans, so much so that Mayor Goodway had had to make an official statement that citizens of Adventure Bay should bring their mail directly to the Lookout.
You'd sent some gift cards and flowers as well, to each of the pups and Ryder.
Results:
The people of Adventure Bay are still standing stalwart, though they are wary of the near future.
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Mayor Vernon Humdinger: = 1D100-10(Paw Patrol)-20(Utter Incompetence)+10(Kitty Catastrophe Crew)+15(Omake Bonus)+20(Purchased Vehicles) = 90-10-20+10+15+20 = ArtCrit! 105 (...Huh. Didn't expect Humdinger to get a Crit. Like, ever.)
Critical Roll I: = (Nat!100)100-10-20+10+15+20 = Nat!Crit! 115 (...He's the first one to get a second Critical Roll?!?!)
Critical Roll II: = 20-10-20+10+15+20 = 35
"Puppeteer, I have a proposal for you."
"Go on..."
(To be continued in: There Was An Idea...)
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Ladybird: 1D100A = 6
"Yadayadaya-Hooold on, now what's this..?"
Your eyes widened with excitement when you saw the article. It had a photo of a lady in some sort of fancy bird suit running out of a jewelry store with a sequined duffel bag stuffed to the brim with necklaces, bracelets, and everything shiny.
New Villain Ladybird Debuts in Adventure City! Social Behaviorist Weighs in on the New Wave of Villains!
Ooohhohoho, someone like you? Oh, this could speak of unlimitied potentia-!
Annnnd she was captured almost immediately. And by some regular dogs too, instead of the local law enforcement. Well... that's a disappointment.
But still, she copied you! That means others might copy you as well! You'll be the original SUPERVILLAIN, the one who started it all!
You'll be a legend!
Results:
Copycat villains of yourself are beginning to pop up, with Ladybird being the first.
Of course, Ladybird failed spectacularly, but others were sure to follow.
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Iskander the Scavenger: 1D100+20(Dragon)-10(Stealthy... For A Dragon) = 24+20-10 = 34
Iskander had left the cavern for reasons you hadn't been privy to. At least, until you'd returned to your hideout one day and had found him munching on some bison and deer he had caught.
...At least you wouldn't need to buy as many cow corpses as last time.
Results:
This month's expenses are reduced to $2,500.
Iskander has found some wild animals to eat, though nothing more unfortunately.
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A/N:
Sorry about the delayed update. I might have to stop with the daily updates, but I promise that I'll try to post at least once a week.
Also, the dice really seem to dislike the Paw Patrol.
Dunno why.
Enjoy!
A new day, same old routine.
"Paw Patrol..." You typed in as you laid lazily in bed, nothing else to do this late afternoon.
Paw Patrol: = 1D100+10(New Members)-10(Causing Chaos) = 21+10-10 = 21
There really wasn't all that much to say about the situation.
The Paw Patrol were once again struggling with all the jobs you had hoisted onto them
Fortunately, none of them had been seriously hurt this time. You were rivals destined to face each other in glorious combat, yes, but you didn't want them to be maimed or killed.
So what if you're biased since they're your friends? A good showman take good care of their assistants, after all, and the Paw Patrol are indeed your assistants. They just don't know it.
Results:
The Paw Patrol are tired from all your antics and haven't been doing too well. None of them have been hurt, though, just extremely exhausted.
You do think, however, that they suspect you're up to something.
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Adventure Bay: 1D100+10(Paw Patrol)-10(Tired Paw Patrol) = 76+10-10 = 76
"Adventure Bay..."
Once again, the people of Adventure Bay were not cowed by the tired fates of their heroes.
There wasn't a ceremony this time, you couldn't blame them for that, but there was an outpouring of love and appreciation for the Paw Patrol all over the internet. The post office was also jammed with letters and gift cards from appreciative fans, so much so that Mayor Goodway had had to make an official statement that citizens of Adventure Bay should bring their mail directly to the Lookout.
You'd sent some gift cards and flowers as well, to each of the pups and Ryder.
Results:
The people of Adventure Bay are still standing stalwart, though they are wary of the near future.
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Mayor Vernon Humdinger: = 1D100-10(Paw Patrol)-20(Utter Incompetence)+10(Kitty Catastrophe Crew)+15(Omake Bonus)+20(Purchased Vehicles) = 90-10-20+10+15+20 = ArtCrit! 105 (...Huh. Didn't expect Humdinger to get a Crit. Like, ever.)
Critical Roll I: = (Nat!100)100-10-20+10+15+20 = Nat!Crit! 115 (...He's the first one to get a second Critical Roll?!?!)
Critical Roll II: = 20-10-20+10+15+20 = 35
"Puppeteer, I have a proposal for you."
"Go on..."
(To be continued in: There Was An Idea...)
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Ladybird: 1D100A = 6
"Yadayadaya-Hooold on, now what's this..?"
Your eyes widened with excitement when you saw the article. It had a photo of a lady in some sort of fancy bird suit running out of a jewelry store with a sequined duffel bag stuffed to the brim with necklaces, bracelets, and everything shiny.
New Villain Ladybird Debuts in Adventure City! Social Behaviorist Weighs in on the New Wave of Villains!
Ooohhohoho, someone like you? Oh, this could speak of unlimitied potentia-!
Annnnd she was captured almost immediately. And by some regular dogs too, instead of the local law enforcement. Well... that's a disappointment.
But still, she copied you! That means others might copy you as well! You'll be the original SUPERVILLAIN, the one who started it all!
You'll be a legend!
Results:
Copycat villains of yourself are beginning to pop up, with Ladybird being the first.
Of course, Ladybird failed spectacularly, but others were sure to follow.
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Iskander the Scavenger: 1D100+20(Dragon)-10(Stealthy... For A Dragon) = 24+20-10 = 34
Iskander had left the cavern for reasons you hadn't been privy to. At least, until you'd returned to your hideout one day and had found him munching on some bison and deer he had caught.
...At least you wouldn't need to buy as many cow corpses as last time.
Results:
This month's expenses are reduced to $2,500.
Iskander has found some wild animals to eat, though nothing more unfortunately.
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A/N:
Sorry about the delayed update. I might have to stop with the daily updates, but I promise that I'll try to post at least once a week.
Also, the dice really seem to dislike the Paw Patrol.
Dunno why.Enjoy!
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