Remove ads

How Ba-a-a-ad Can I Be? (A Paw Patrol SUPERVILLAIN Quest (Yes, Really))

Status
Not open for further replies.
Reader mode
[X] Sword: A veritable classic of a weapon, the sword would be a useful generalist weapon to learn how to use.

if we get a sword could we get it as a sword cain? That way it fits with out custom and gives us an element of surprise if they're not expecting it.
 
Remove ads
(Canon) Smile: Alikard310
  • Sidestory
    • Omake. Smile.​

    What is the most important thing for any artist? No, not a trained body. Of course it's important, but first and foremost. In that case, skills? Be it tricks or manual dexterity? Again, no, because all this comes later with experience. In that case, perhaps it's the skill of attracting attention? To make the audience look where the performer wants to go? Again, no! Yes, it's undoubtedly important, but first of all any artist must be able to smile in spite of the situation. A smile must never leave his face, no matter how unexpected the turn of events is. In this case, any of his theoretical failures can be written off as a pre-conceived plan.

    Yes, of course, every performance is a show prepared in advance, but an actor who is not able to improvise on the fly will not stay on stage for a long time because he will soon become predictable and boring. You knew as a child when you once went to a circus performance. The first time it was something exciting for you, amazing... but the second time, it didn't impress you as much. No, it was still interesting, but it didn't seem magical anymore. Maybe it was because the first time you were in a circus you were very young, but the second time you were old enough? It's hard to say, but you didn't feel that sense of fairy tale anymore.

    Whatever the case may be, plans are good until they collide with reality, and sometimes your own impulsive actions can derail them. And on your debut, you made it clear by your actions that it was an improvisation, not a deliberate plan, and it was... unacceptable.

    The audience, YOUR audience to the very end must be sure that everything goes strictly according to your prepared script, and the Puppy Patrol in that they are nothing more than puppets in your hands moving as YOU wish.

    And as unpleasant as it may be, you can't change the past... but you can prepare for the future. Now you stood in front of the growth mirror in your den and continued to portray your best smiles and impressive poses. You need everything to look natural and your movements to not give away your insecurities. Smile as you move like a Cheshire cat, smile as you roll over, smile with a weapon in your hand.

    Your movements had to be smooth, and the gaze of the "spectators" did not come off your smile, and it was... difficult.

    - Ugh, my face hurts... - you moaned out loud, stopping and massaging your puffy face. Gods you didn't even know you had muscles on your face that could hurt from smiling so much!

    - You'd be better off doing something more productive than that mugging. Like studying magic. - muttered the lazy lizard from her seat as she watched you from the sidelines.

    - It's not a mugshot! - You angered the unjust accusation. - This is preparation for a future case! I can not lose face!

    - If you keep doing this nonsense, it's your face that's going to fall in the mud. - sniggered and said this... overgrown lizard! - You didn't think anything not very nice of me just now, did you? - That question made you twitch. How could I have forgotten he's also a telepath?!

    - Uh, no, no, how could you think that?! I just strongly disagree that it's a useless exercise! Knowing how to keep a face is very important! - You said with confidence, following your own words and trying not to make your voice tremble.

    - Hmm... so be it. - He said out loud and you inwardly exhaled, happy that this lazy lizard was not reading your mind after all, but apparently reacting to your emotions. However, a lazy lizard is a lazy lizard, and he will do what he considers tedious only as a last resort, and since reading thoughts is in the category of "tedious", he will resort to it only if it is an absolute necessity... wow, you must have studied him pretty well.

    - Except that it doesn't change the fact that you're trying to learn how to keep a face on a bad game, and that approach will lead to nothing good, girl. You'd better work on your agility, or think of a few more ways to get away without being seen, or better yet, compel you to do it. - He said in a disinterested tone, and then yawned all over his big mouth. Well, that's impressive, ahem.

    - So what do you want me to do? - I asked, not wanting to give up.

    - This. - He said calmly, and the next moment a pebble landed in the middle of your forehead.

    - OW! It hurts! Why did you do that?! - I shouted angrily at this sneaky attack.

    - You need to be able to keep your face in an unexpected situation when you least expect it, and your facial expression should be naturally nonchalant. A smile is fine, but what you're doing right now is exactly that, a mugshot with no real practice in an unexpected situation. - he said in a cautionary tone. - So from now on I and the others will be busy making trouble for you like what just happened, and your job will be to "save face". - Still calmly he spoke and smiled with his toothy mouth, which made me cringe.

    - Um, maybe we shouldn't take such drastic measures. - I took a step back, sensing the impending trouble.

    - We have to, girl. Pain is the best teacher and if you want to achieve something you have to go all the way. - With the same satisfied expression on his face.

    At that moment I realized two things, "This lizard has obviously read my mind recently and is now getting back at me in this way!" and "These monsters would definitely match up in character with Yumi!"

    This month promised to be a long one...
    Best smile of the villain:
    Smile:

    Smile

    I let my Bird-of-happiness fly toward the south!
    Now I sing on my own, now I fly on my own!
    Aa-aa!

    I am flying into the open space, avoiding the comets!
    I will teach you to dream, now we are of the same flock!
    Aa-aa!

    Just smile, smile!
    Trust the weightlessness and surrender to it.
    Smile, smile!
    Aa-aa!

    Throwing the fishing lines into the distances, we are fishing the ships!
    We are drawing the time inside the dust, we are Salvadores Dalies!
    Aa-aa!

    Over this abyss in the rye blindfold my eyes!
    We are dancing with the air, breathe, hold on to its wings!
    Aa-aa!

    And smile, smile!
    Trust the weightlessness and surrender to it.
    Smile, smile!
    Aa-aa!

    I let my Bird-of-happiness fly toward the south!
    Now I sing on my own, now I fly on my own!
    Aa-aa!

    Now I recieve your signals, understanding on fingers!
    Now we are standing at the edge, and I don't know exactly what's next!
    Aa-aa!
     
    Last edited:
  • Sidestory
    • For review the puppet scheme involves us turning a number of people into puppets and leaving written clues of where to find the next victim. The last victim will lead them to where we are waiting on a prepared battle ground.


    We will then offer them a "sadistic" choice. They can fight to defeat us and gain glory or they can fight to get past us to claim the "artifact" they "need" to save the victims. If they go for glory we leave right after the fight and the puppetized people will turn back on their own having seen everything. If the go for the "artifact" we praise them for being heroes and turn everyone back before giving Ryder a kiss on the cheek to drive the shippers crazy.


    Edit: how about for extra giggles both Puppeteer and Ryder get mercilessly get teased by their respective teams over their little moment as the closer for the "episode"
     
    Last edited:
    You know what would be hilarious? What if we just used normal hand puppets? So, the Paw Patrol thinks they're saving people, but really, they're just wasting the entire day collecting fabric.
     
    digital2 said:
    You know what would be hilarious? What if we just used normal hand puppets? So, the Paw Patrol thinks they're saving people, but really, they're just wasting the entire day collecting fabric.
    Click to expand...
    Click to shrink...
    Part of the orgional scheme concept is that the mayor is one of the victims and negaverse-metawise this plot introduces the puppet spell and how it works to the audience.
     
    Hey guys. How about we doing something like this for a horror ep. This is not the MC doing, but someone else magic. So the MC and Paw Patrol must team up to deal with this undead problem.

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNask_pMKo
    But maybe make it leses graphic.

    I also got an idea for the junk island, when all the junk come to life. Instead of Ryder, it's Johanna with some/all of the pups, and they must find a way of the island.
    Something like in these videos.

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOeK0Ig-H9g

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0
    Again, make it leses graphic.
    This stil a cartoon show for 6 years old kids, or ten years old.
     
    Simon. Andersen said:
    I also got an idea for the junk island, when all the junk come to life. Instead of Ryder, it's Johanna with some/all of the pups, and they must find a way of the island.
    Click to expand...
    Click to shrink...
    Johanna is helping Rocky again when some no name rookie tries to capture them so they spend the episode trying to avoid capture till help arrives?

    Might be a good way to show the audience Johanna knows how to fight.
     
    (Canon) Calling A Friend: Alikard310
  • Sidestory
    • Omake. Calling a "friend".​

    Lying on the couch in your living room, you were lazing about after a hard day (you had just returned from training with Yumi) and flicking the TV channels melancholically, hoping to see something interesting without making you strain yourself. You needed your rest. You deserved it!

    So you flicked through the channels and ended up on the news channel with another Mayor Humdinger cat commercial.

    - Hmm, I wonder how much money he wasted to advertise his pets like that. - You said melancholy and continued to stare at the TV screen.

    Not that these fluffy lumps of fur were completely useless from your point of view, but... the incompetence of the measure literally put an end to all the positive qualities of these fluffy marmosets, but even so they were not a threat to you. Too little real experience and too much arrogance. But if you could direct their forces into the productive direction and separate the mayor himself from them...

    - Eureka! - you shouted and literally flew upwards and rushed to your computer. You had to type a message for the mayor.

    Quickly sitting down at your desk you started typing the message:

    "Greetings again Mr. Mayor. I suppose you have not forgotten our recent conversation, and also your offer to work together. In this connection I have a proposition for you.

    In the near future I intend to do my next job and by that time I would like to invite you to team up with the Puppy Patrol to confront me. I do not know how you intend to use the machines you bought back from me, but if you are interested in cooperating, you could use them to force the Puppy Patrol to either pay double the price(which would be about $500,000) you paid me for them($240,000), or offer one of them the favor of having to advertise your cats     as alternative.

    If they agree, you will forward the information about them to me, and I in turn will focus my attention solely on the Puppy Patrol which will allow you to show the competence of your pets.

    Of course, I do not intend to give in, but against the background of the dogs your pets will noticeably win, so they will have to show their usefulness in comparison to them. However, I will be fine with any decision you make, for even if it turns out that they have to buy their own cars, or if you use them in some other way to your advantage, it will be to my advantage, but what I offer is a mutually beneficial cooperation.

    Best wishes, PUPPETEER."    ​

    After sending the message to the address, you closed the computer and went to the shower. You needed to come to your senses, and as you were lazy after a hard workout and did not want to go back to the news you decided to combine business with pleasure. You needed to think.

    The deal with the mayor may be good for you in terms of information about the Puppy Patrol, but the mayor and his pets may be a problem for you.

    However, it was not a problem you could not solve. Humdinger is too vain to share the glory with others, so he'll try to catch you with his own forces bypassing the Puppy Patrol and will rather hinder them with his actions than help them.

    Is such an alliance dangerous for you? Not at all. It will only allow you to get more actors on stage and make your performance even more impressive! Especially if Mer will give you information about the dogs. Mer won't let them win, you promised he'd focus on the Puppy Patrol and give them a chance, but Mer will probably do something stupid again that will make their plan fail.

    - So what if we get busted, so what? I'm going to get my own benefit either way. I'll shine on that stage! - You shouted with your arms out to the sides, wanting to embrace the world, and a smile crept up on your face.
    Shall we add actors to this play?
     
    Last edited:
  • Sidestory
    • Reader mode
    1,334 more messages…
    Status
    Not open for further replies.
    Remove ads
    Back
    Top