You motherfucker. How long have you been holding this pun?
Pretty much exactly as long as it took me to write the word bambina, once I remembered it existed.
See, I get the practicality of this, I really do...
BUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE ORKIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Ababababababa.
The Orkiest thing you've seen
so far.
I'll go Orkier before the end of this quest, somehow, someway. It's in my blood to be a football hooligan anyway.
Because of course that'll go poorly.
So... if when things go wrong when using our mecha-shift weapon - which you want to be a chainsaw strapped to our arm under our Aura, where it cannot protect us from the fuck-up - then the Transistor won't be there to mitigate its issues and fix our fuck-up.
Hey now, remember-
{-if using this at all constituted a serious risk to your health, we would have stopped you from going into the shop, let alone putting it on.}
When I was talking about formshift armour having its teething problems, I was talking about the actual formshift mechanisms
themselves, not the weapon attached to them. Someone brought up Springtrap elsewhere in the thread, and...
As much as I absolutely loathe Five Nights At Freddy's and everything connected to it, it's, not... an
unfair comparison. Moving gears and springs suddenly being where they're not meant to be, while also being nearly impossible to get out of even with outside assistance that doesn't involve just taking the limb off.
I HATE IT but it's NOT WRONG but I HATE THAT THAT COMPARISON CAN BE MADE AT ALL
But, with that teething issue now sorted out, formshift armour is now exactly as safe as any other formshift weapon. Which is to say, 'don't be a moron with it, and you'll lose the minimum number of fingers possible.'
There aren't any trap options here, or anywhere else in the quest that aren't obviously marked as being risky gambles. I'm not that kind of GM- I don't get any pleasure out of misleading you people or punishing you for wanting to do one thing in particular. You absolutely will not hurt yourself with
any of the options on offer, and if you
could, the shield would be exactly as likely to hurt you as anything else going by your own logic. But no, unless you are already at the point where a chainsaw to the gut just wouldn't matter anymore, there are
very few ways you could manage to hurt yourself with your own weapon aside from calmly,
willingly, using it to hurt yourself.
Umm, doesn't Jaune have access to a variety of abilities that should minimize this?
Maintenance, yes, fuel, no. You can't synthesise processed Dust, nor is it likely that you ever
will, but you could replace it with an electric motor and battery pack that can be charged by the Transistor's excess power or another source of electricity.
Why do you think your Scroll's never died in public yet?
Did we know he was doing this before? Because that's some serious shit right there. That's both an interesting use of a Semblance and a sad condition. I don't think he can even be himself anymore without his Semblance.
Well, since the Process knows it, the Transistor knows it, and since the Transistor is basically your second brain, you also know it, it's just a matter of asking your second brain about it.
But no, aside from a general sense that drafting did,
something to him emotionally, Jaune never really figured it out. And if he did, I imagine it would only infuriate him more, since Luxin
makes no fucking sense AGH-
Also, what the hell happened to Lumen's parents? Why are he and his twin sister living alone with two young children?
You've already seen a member of Lumen's family.
The rest are only
marginally better. Take that how you will.
How about a straight up sword? Get actual use out of our Swordmanship skill? Though, that raises the question: Does our Swordsmanship count towards our skill in using the Razor Shield/Chainsaw?
Razor shield, yes, chainsaw...
... Also yes, actually, a sword and a chainsaw work, functionally the same, the only real difference is how you angle your arm for a slash and the overall range of it.
... And, gore potential. That's a pretty big change too.
Fuck, now I just wanna write that DOOM/RWBY post that's wallowing in my idea dungeon.
I mean most Huntsman we've seen have a maximum of two weapons, and even then they're a matched pair instead of main arm/sidearm. Pyrrha's the closest, with the way Milo and Akouo are configured offering easy access to weapons for every combat range. Ren and Emerald carry two weapons but they're identical. Having a sidearm at all is unusual, and I think it's partly because of something very important.
Anything you wear into combat, you have to carry with you. The more bits and bobs you have, the harder and more time consuming maintenance gets. If you have one weapon to field strip, check, and clean, it'll take you maybe five minutes, and maintenance gear probably weighs under a pound or three. But every different weapon has to have supplies of its own, and time dedicated to its upkeep.
This is entirely true.
What I think people forget in terms of RWBY's weapons is that, while you may have a-
spins wheel
-battleaxe that-
pulls piece of paper out of hat
-turns into a cannon that fires-
throws dart at dartboard
-miniature Dust-infused railway spikes at people, that still counts as
one weapon. A Swiss army knife doesn't count as 82 separate utensils, it's one entity with 82 different functions, and if you need to repair it, you're still only repairing
one thing.
It's the same idea with formshift weapons- you may have to sink several
hours of maintenance into this one hellishly difficult project, but it still takes less time than cleaning and maintaining three separate weapons that fulfil the same purpose as that spike-shooting battlecannonaxe.
Jaune, up until this point, has never had to deal with that because his weapon is both self-sustaining
and intelligent enough to make itself more efficient and automate various things by itself, essentially meaning all he has to do is
guide it along the paths he wants, and feed it keys to remove restrictions.
Hell, he probably won't have to deal with maintenance at all until you lot put it in his head to figure out how you're going to customise it.
...
Lord I dread that day-
On the other note, can we build a brand new weapon for Ada with the power of MATHS? She seems too broke to get a proper one.
You can pry that machete from her cold, dead hands.
Anyway, the votes will close tomorrow night at 8pm, and by the looks of it, Suitcase and Shield are winning by
landslides with 53 votes each!
That's-
That's...
That's a lot of people, oh my God-