Ah crap
I haven't posted my omake yet
This one's been split up into two parts, so I guess here's part one
The other is going to follow in a few hours or so:
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Death. Pain. Heartbreak. Suffering. These were the terrible fates that awaited the mortals who were being menaced by a few members of the Battle Blood Cannibal sect. They were going to have their essence extracted in the most painful of ways, because they were weak and the strong had a use for them.
The key word there was 'were'.
For he, the Ninth Prince of the Naag (no matter how useless the title currently was) had accepted a mission from the Contribution Points Board to save these mortals from the villains who were even now running amok among the populace. Thus, their safety was assured. The Ninth Prince was going to save them.
CUE DRAMATIC POSE!
Of course, he wasn't going to
actually strike a dramatic pose. Such a thing would be both disastrous for morale if one of the Clan's Qi Gathering (How quaint! Qi Gathering! He could barely imagine calling Prana 'Qi', but, as they say, when in Hyderabad..) cultivators saw him do something so silly, as well as completely out of character for him. Which was ...mildly worrying, come to think of it.
It was most likely a result of the curse affecting his thought patterns, rewinding them to his teenage years. What made it worse was that he had no memory of anything beyond his 16th year of life, only vague impressions telling him how to feel about certain people, places and things. For example, he knew he absolutely
despised tea with a burning hatred normally saved for the cursed dogs of the Singh, but he had no idea why. Most of his memories about tea were
pleasant, but apparently something changed.
Still, now wasn't the time to brood about his lack of memories. His designated brooding time was finished about an hour ago. Now was the time for
GREAT JUSTICE!
Also lunch.
As the Ninth Prince made his way back to the Auxilia Ultimatus buildings, reserved for those who were effectively clan members but still technically not clan members, he noticed something strange.
People were avoiding him. Other Qi Gathering cultivators, all true members of the clan as seen by their pale skin, light hair, and tinge of bronze, stepped to the side as he passed, refusing to meet his gaze, and generally just staying out of his way.
It was almost as if they were afrai- Wait, no, he was being silly. The Ninth Prince knew exactly what was going on here. These fellow cultivators must have heard of his deeds of protection and heroism, and were naturally deferring to him, as was proper. This wasn't fear, how could he have been so blind. This was
respect.
Finally, after many trials and tribulations utterly unbefitting of his station, the people around the Ninth Prince were beginning to show him the respect he deserved! Today was certainly a great day! The Ninth Prince even felt happy enough to allow himself a smile!
Titus Varius shivered in fear as the inhuman monster known as 'The Ninth Prince' walked towards him. It wasn't just his appearance that scared Titus, though his slightly too narrow face, inhuman black and yellow eyes, clawed arms, and patches of dark green scales certainly were unnerving. Titus wasn't that
shallow, and besides, worse had been said about those of the Bronze.
No, it was the way that 'The Ninth Prince' looked at others, as if they were nothing but fat mice, and he was a hungry snake ready to gobble them up. As if he was a predator and everyone else was naught but prey. Frankly, Titus had no real idea why the elders allowed 'The Ninth Prince' into the clan, it seeme-
Titus' brain stopped for a moment, as he noticed 'The Ninth Prince' doing something incredibly frightening; smiling. Something that obviously malevolent couldn't be classified as mere smiling though, instead being more akin to a baring of teeth, as the snake-man's face was split with a horrifying grin, long canines, more like fangs than anything else, exposed and dripping a pale green liquid.
This was much more than Titus' poor mind could handle, and just as 'The Ninth Prince' walked past him, Titus Varius fainted.
As the Ninth Prince made his way to his current home, deftly dodging other cultivators, both Auxilia and Bronze as he sprinted through the fertile fields, he realized something. Something important. Something important enough that it could potentially kill him.
He forgot to stock up on giant rats!
While this might not seem like a large problem, or really, a problem at all to most, what those poor, foolish people were forgetting was that the Ninth Prince lived in the same house as three snakes, one of which was five times as large as him, one of which could spit corrosive venom and venomous acid, and one of which commanded a few hundred other snakes.
No giant rats was a
big deal for his contracted beasts, especially since if they couldn't find their favorite food, they moved onto their
second favorite food, humans.
Ah well, he'd just have to feed his partners some Battle Blood Cannibal Sect members. He was already going to kill them, and it seemed like such a
shame to let their bodies go to waste.
It appeared as if he'd have to complete this mission more quickly than he'd planned. Snakes didn't have to eat much or often, but they still needed to eat, and Spirit Beasts needed more food than the average animal.
As the Ninth Prince pushed open the door to his humble hut - It was barely even
two floors high, and made of
mortal materials - he saw scales on the floor.
Now, this wasn't normal, even living with three Spirit Beasts and a few hundred mortal snakes. The ground floor was
his, with the upper floor being the domain of his beasts. The Ninth Prince had very few rules for his contracted beasts, but one rule that he would not budge on was that
his floor (
HIS) was to be clean at all times.
Unfortunately, even with the help of the Orb of Shesha, the Scaled Mindweb was unattainable until the later stages of Qi Gathering, meaning that he had to
speak to his beasts, like a PEASANT, instead of just using telepathic communication.
Right before the Ninth Prince was about to yell out for his beasts (like a PEASANT), he looked once more at the scales on his floor, and realized that there were more scales on the floor, that perfectly matched the previous scales.
Oh.
One quick glance at his own scales confirmed it. These weren't his Contracted Beasts' scales on his floor. They were his.
Well. This was embarrassing.
Still, right now, cleaning up his floor was unimportant, especially since there was
GREAT JUSTICE to unleash on the evildoers of the Battle Blood Cannibal Sect. The Ninth Prince attempted to whistle to get the attention of his snakes before realizing that he couldn't whistle.
Instead, he just yelled. "COME MY BEASTS, IT IS TIME, TIME
TO HUNT!" Yes, that should do it.
As usual, the Ninth Prince was proven right, as, not a minute later, his three contracted beasts slithered down the stairs.
Ulo, as always, was the first to arrive. A python twenty feet long and two feet wide, his skin was as strong as mortal steel, as evidenced by the many,
many times Ulo had run into wooden and even stone objects and just shattered them.
Kha, Li, and Ya were the second down the stairs. A spitting cobra born with three heads was incredibly rare, but the Ninth Prince had the luck to find them when he was a young boy, and they'd been both an invaluable weapon and a close companion ever since.
Raj was the last of his snakes to arrive, mainly due to the fact that while Ulo was twenty feet long and Kha, Li, and Ya were three feet long, Raj was barely a foot long, and thus couldn't even get down the stairs without struggling. His strength however wasn't in his own physical power, but rather the hundred plus mortal snakes that he could control.
Right. Now that the crew was assembled, it was time to get to work. Technically, the step after assembling the crew was explaining the mission, but seeing as his crew was comprised of snakes, and nonsapient ones at that, explaining what was going on wasn't really needed. After all,
he was the brains of this operation. No matter
what some of his brothers might thin-might have thought.
That particular thought could be saved for next week's designated brooding time. Right now, he had evildoers to punish!
The Ninth Prince grabbed his forked spear (Really more decoration than anything else, while it
was a good weapon, it wasn't as if the Ninth Prince was a spearmaster), and, in a feat of daring and skill that would have been impossible for anybody of a lesser caliber, took only
3 tries to hop onto Ulo's head, settling into a slight crouch that his sister Aavatri had once called a 'surfer's stance'.
Unfortunately, since the Ninth Prince wasn't about to admit to his
little sister that he didn't know something, to this day, he still has no idea what a surfer is.
Still, that wasn't important. What was important was looking like an absolute badass as the Ninth Prince rode a giant snake, with a three headed acid snake curled around his left arm, and a King Cobra wrapped around his forehead like a crown, all while being followed by over a hundred snakes.
Now, imaginary person in the Ninth Prince's head, you may be asking how exactly the Ninth Prince is able to direct Ulo without speaking. Well, the Ninth Prince is glad you asked! The answer is a mixture of months of training, subtle changes in the position of the Ninth Prince's feet, and pointing his spear in the direction he wants to go. Mostly that last bit.
As the Ninth Prince rode his snake out into the lawless desert outside of the clan compound, there was only one thing on his mind.
JUSTICE! And to get justice, for the poor mortals who have almost certainly already been killed by the vile villains of the Battle Blood Cannibal Sect, there was only one way to do it, and that was gathering information. And then killing the villains, but that was implied.
And, as he had learned during his time with the Flood Dragon Gang, the best way to do so was to ask the local villages. The Ninth Prince recalled that there was a village not a two hour ride from here that had an inordinate amount of information gathering specialists.
And with the Ninth Prince's charisma, these villagers would be falling over themselves to offer him what assistance they could. This was going to go perfectly!
Zhu Bhujie was happy with the life he lived. Sure, he wasn't a cultivator, somebody who could kill grown men with a single flick of the finger. He was just an ordinary man.
But as the leader of Laogai Village, he had quite a bit of money, much more than the average village leader. For, you see, Laogai Village was not the average village. It was a refuge.
Specifically, for those who were ...differently employed. The people who didn't always play by the rules. Those who lived on the wrong side of the river. Criminals.
And as the leader of a village full of criminals, Zhu Bhujie was wealthy indeed. Being under the aegis of the Golden Devils meant that, as a Demonic Clan, criminal activities were cracked down on just a bit less. The Golden Devils seemed to fancy themselves as protectors of the law, but even then, the desert was large and the cultivators' time valuable. Crime was nearly unpunished in the small desert towns.
As Zhu Bhujie surveyed his domain from his tower-like office, he noted with a smile that all was well. The residential district was clean, orderly, and above all, calm
. The various bars and taverns were already cleaned up, with no sign of any drunken brawls or particularly violent hangovers. The less legal venues of Laogai were also cleaned up, a few dozen fake shops or houses or bars covering up gambling rings and money laundering schemes and black markets. The dark skinned man riding a giant snake was headed straight for his tower, looking ready to murder somebody. All in all, a normal da-
Wait. Man riding a giant snake?
Something that odd meant one thing and one thing only. Cultivators.
And that was in no way good for Laogai Village. If he was lucky, it would only be a servant of the Golden Devils, or a member of the Flood Dragon Gang, just passing through. If he was unlucky, it would be a member of the Battle Blood Cannibal Sect, here to kill everyone in the village.
Zhu Bhujie's panicking was interrupted by one of his underlings frantically dashing up the stairs to his office.
As the man fell to his knees, panting and out of breath, he barely managed to wheeze out "B-boss… Cultivator… Wants… Speak… You… Now"
Well shit.
At least this meant that the cultivator probably wasn't here to suck out their souls and use them for power. It did
however mean that if something went wrong, he'd be the first to die.
Zhu Bhujie walked down the stairs with the air of a man going to the headsman's block. This was not
going to end well.
As he exited the tower, Zhu Bhujie was immediately standing no less than five feet away from the cultivator, and by the gods this was one of the more frightening examples he'd seen.
Discounting the twenty foot long snake the cultivator was standing on, the snake wrapped around the cultivator's head like some barbarian crown, the three snakes curled around his left arm, and the few hundred snakes following him, all of which were fucking terrifying, the cultivator himself was unnerving. His eyes were orange orbs with small black slits in the middle, his arms were clawed, there were scales
just scattered around his body, and his face was just somehow off in a way Zhu Bhujie couldn't place.
Also he was pointing a forked spear straight at Zhu Bhujie's eyes. That was a pretty big factor in the whole fear thing.
And then the cultivator opened his mouth (by the gods he had fangs) and began speaking. "You are the leader of this town." It was not a question.
Zhu Bhujie frantically nodded his head, then, realizing he was still standing, dropped into a kowtow. "Y-yes honored cultivator. This one is the leader of this humble village."
"Good. This makes my job easier."
Oh gods, oh gods. This was it, wasn't it? He was going to die here. He had so much left to do, so mu-
And then, with yellow eyes that seemed to stare into his very soul, the cultivator spoke once more. "There are three Battle Blood Cannibal Sect cultivators in the area. A heavyset woman with an axe, a thin, hunched man carrying multiple vials, and a serene man with a gem in his forehead. Where are they?"
Information. All he wanted was information. And easy information at that. Only the fear of being killed if he made any sudden movements prevented Zhu Bhujie from falling to the ground and laughing. He was safe! Laogai was safe! All he nee-
"You do not know what I am talking about. Pity."
Wait wait wait no. "H-honored cultivator! This one knows of those you seek. They were last spotted two hours ago, and appeared to have been heading to the south." Zhu Bhujie desperately explained.
The cultivator appeared to mull this over for a second, and then, mercifully, turned his snake around, and sped off towards the south.
It was over.
They were safe.
And with such joyous news following such deep terror, Zhu Bhujie could and did do the only thing possible. He fell to the ground and laughed and cried in equal measure.
Well. that went well. The mortals were quite cooperative, if a bit jumpy, most likely intimidated by his status as a cultivator.
Still, as the Ninth Prince sped through the desert, riding a snake like a badass, he realized something.
"This is not south."
Shit.
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A/N: Yeah, this is part one of my omake, with the actual fighting bit going to be up in a few hours or so. I'm not exactly how I turned the Ninth Prince from somebody who was supposed to be kind of an ass but also dedicated to protecting the weak to an unintentionally terrifying himbo, but it happened I guess