- Location
- The sixth circle of Hell (second on weekends)
- Pronouns
- She/Her
It's that time again! We close up the third doc with Kerisgame 60, in which Keris investigates smashable things in Saata, decides that she really likes it in not!Roanapur, finds a kindred spirit and blood-sister in the process of getting one of the six blue sea masters on-side, and sadly finds out that Aiko is a horrible evil devil-child.
... like, in more ways than the obvious. I mean. In temperament.
Bah, you know what I mean.
So, extras:
... like, in more ways than the obvious. I mean. In temperament.
Bah, you know what I mean.
So, extras:
EarthScorpion: Keris has so much to learn about babies.
Aleph: so unfair
Aleph: Though I think the highlight of that session was "... shit. She wants me to swear a blood oath. Uh. Fuck, Scar-Writ Saga Shield means I probably can't draw blood with her knife."
"DAMN YOU MALFEAS""HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME SO SWOLE"EarthScorpion: Nah, Keris would just have to aim and work it in.
Aleph: Oh, sure, that would be pretty.
EarthScorpion: Accidentally bend the other person's knife a bit.
Aleph: *snrrk*
Keris: "... well this is embarrassing."Keris: "I can probably repair it?"EarthScorpion: And heh. Keris has just chosen to ally with the hotheaded ambitious one
Aleph: Naturally. Pale Branch is a tiny cute-looking woman with big ambitions who always has at least two knives to hand and has little respect for tradition or How Things Have Always Been Done.
Aleph: They are, in a way, kindred spirits.
EarthScorpion: also
EarthScorpion: apparently both colourblind
EarthScorpion: and wear sheer fabrics
Aleph: You mean colourbest.
EarthScorpion: ... oh gods. The local fashion for pirate lords is just going to encourage Keris.
EarthScorpion: Also, oh, Keris. It's not even your baby which is interrupting your romantic life with your girlfriend.
EarthScorpion: is very unfair
Aleph: so very very unfair : (
...
Aleph: But man, I hadn't realised just how fucking absurd her range is. 2000 miles a day.
EarthScorpion: She now realises that if she sets up base in Saata, Sasi is just a day's travel away for a long weekend every month.
Aleph:
EarthScorpion: ... no, Keris, don't side with Testolagh when he starts suggesting that Aiko might want to spend summers with him when she's older.
Aleph: Keris: "Yes! Yes, that is a great idea! Wonderful, even!"
EarthScorpion: Heh. Keris manages that speed, too, with her new hips, breasts and baby bulge slowing her down. And all that hair.
EarthScorpion: ... keris you are really not very hydrodynamic
Aleph: The hair is actually surprisingly hydrodynamic. It sort of streams back and forms a sleek shape around her.
EarthScorpion: Well, yes, true, she squids with it. Like Rathan does.
Aleph:
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EarthScorpion: ... sigh. Oh, Haneyl. For some reason, you have decided that spices and chillis and things like that are basically the perfect food flavouring.
Aleph: "Some reason".
EarthScorpion: ... because they're plants. That taste hot.
Aleph: : P
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EarthScorpion: Heh. Keris never thought she'd be taking over a Realm satrapy from within, acting all sneaky and subtle and stuff.
EarthScorpion: ... in fact, she's basically taking over a local bit of the local !Guild.
Aleph: Oh, Keris. Heh. I suspect one of the things Sasi rather likes about Keris as an occultist is the way that she usually has a project going and is fairly free about sketching ideas down on things. It makes for very entertaining games of "guess what she's working on here".
Sasi: 'Hmm. Well, from the sketch it's obviously armour, but those look like notes on elemental breeds? And... ah, that's an upside-down list of the tumbaga-making process.'EarthScorpion: Sasi is actually incredibly proud of Keris there. She just doesn't say it because that would be honest, straightforward and heartfelt. But when they first met, Keris was a barely literate and half-feral street rat. Now she's Sasi's student in sorcery, an accomplished occultist, and wonderful artist.
Aleph: Oh, Keris. She really has blossomed.
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EarthScorpion: Oh, Rounen. You were made a szelkerub, so this high-speed riding Cissidy around stirs something within you that you once were.
Aleph:
EarthScorpion: Huh. You know, it's interesting that the sziromkeruby basically do have Haneyl's aspects in balance.
Aleph: Part shy storyteller, part forest cat, part angry flamewars. Hee. Rounen has found that his flame-spit attack isn't actually instantly extinguished on contact with water, and is working on developing a method of using it to catch close-to-the-surface fish.
Aleph: ... he may also be trying to mimic Keris's spear use and get a means of spear-fishing working.
Aleph: (Cissidy is obligingly helping by taking him low over shoals.)
EarthScorpion: And adult Haneyl will sometimes give herself in full to the games of all the adult forms, letting one part of her nature dominate as a form of catharsis and a way of de-stressing. Sometimes the princess runs naked and blood through the woods with the hungry ones, killing and eating anything she comes across. Sometimes she burns sections of forest to ash as she dances with the dreamers and then sleeps for days afterwards.
EarthScorpion: Heh, that's basically her "acts of villainy" to reduce her Limit.
Aleph: ... hee. You know what else is going to be fun? When he's grown up, Rounen being Keris's bladed poet aide, and then there's, like, an ambush or something and she's like "welp, time for fun" and he can sigh and close up his head into a flower-helm and quickly throw some hardwood armour on before following her out and murderin' things.
Aleph: Oh, Rounen. He will love Saata.
Aleph: SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING
Aleph: SO MANY PEOPLE
Aleph: SO MANY STORIES
Aleph: He will run around stalking people and writing down filler episodes about them (and Keris will skim-read them for anything useful).
EarthScorpion: Or summon another sziromkerub to process them for her.
Rathan: "Mama! Why are you only using Haneyl's stupid friends!"