Aleph: How many ships does she have total now? She took that first one in the sargasso, possibly a couple more before leaving there, and then X from her month roll at the island and possibly a few from the Fen before that small fleet. So, hmm. The fleet, the first one, plus maybe five others?
EarthScorpion: Yes. However, because she
still doesn't have sailing skill, her soul and her souls don't really know how to maintain them. Also, keruby have been getting in the rigging.
Aleph: Yeah, I'm just keeping track of how many she has, since a fleet is the sort of thing that should come under her Holdings later on. So, hmm.
- 1x fifty-metre four-masted junk
- 5x twenty-metre two-masted junk
- 6x fifteen-metre one-masted junk
+ offscreen victories during sargasso, island and fen raids. The numbers are also helpful for my next stunt.))
Aleph: Heh. Shall I just roll something for how many one- and two-masters she got offscreen? Or do you want to arbitrate?
EarthScorpion: Let's say 3 extra one-masters and 2 extra two-masters.
Aleph: mwaa haa
Aleph: also lol she now has a 17-ship fleet
Aleph: that's the size of Columbus's second voyage to the Americas.
Aleph: And that's
not counting the Baisha.
...
Aleph: Oh, Keris. She has her Tiger Empire ritual, but overusing it always leaves her headachy and tired and cranky.
Aleph: As it turns out, overusing when she's pregnant... leaves her
very headachy and tired and cranky. And hungry and irritable.
EarthScorpion: Keris: "I really need a foot massage and for someone to tell me I'm beautiful."
Keris: *makes a Gale*
Gale: "You're beautiful. Let me massage your feet."
Aleph: : P
Keris: *stares at Lilunu's painting*
Keris: *has another Gale feed her slices of apple*
Keris: *gets her angyals to play pretty music for her*
Keris: *feels somewhat better*
Aleph: ... oh dear
Aleph: ... hahahaha. Yesssss.
Aleph: Because Keris has never really had the decadent indulgence of a proper pirate-queen hell-princess. You know, lounging barefoot on a throne being fed peeled grapes while a beautiful dancer performs for her.
Aleph: Clearly she will start pampering herself during her pregnancy, and then just sort of
Aleph: not really stop.
EarthScorpion: Sasi: "Yes, my padawan. You have learned well."
EarthScorpion: Heh. Echo, Haneyl and Rathan can all pamper Keris in different ways, too, whether it's doing Fun Stuff with her, feeding her experimental recipes, or love-bombing her.
Aleph: Hee
EarthScorpion: ... Calesco is not good at pampering Keris.
Aleph: ... no, not really. She will have tea with Dulmea and complain a lot.
Aleph: ... sigh
Aleph: She has, by now, invented the coffee bean.
EarthScorpion: Keris: "We're going to find a way to pamper me with you! Right! Time for a hot honey bath!"
Calesco: "It's scalding hot. You'll die in a dream and then wake up."
Aleph: Keris: "Look, with an Amulet bathing suit I have 8L soak."
EarthScorpion: Calesco: "It'll cook you alive inside your armour."
Aleph: Keris: "... okay, what if we get a river from the Swamp, right, and one of your honey pits, and we sort of make them merge together so that the cold water and the scalding honey balance out into a nice hot bath?"
Keris: "And then we can widen or narrow the channels to change the temperature!"
EarthScorpion: Calesco: "You get lots of steam and then the snake tries to reclaim the land."
Aleph: Keris: "Your land is not at
all suited for being decadent, you know that?"
Aleph: Actually, heh, what happens is in fact:
Calesco: "They don't mix like that. The honey will just sit on top of the water so you'll be cold down below and cooked up on top."
Aleph: Keris: "
So unhelpful."
...
EarthScorpion: I would note that Saati is around 1000 miles from An Teng. Maybe 500ish from Bluehaven, depending in where Bluehaven is at the time.
Aleph: Hmm. Fair point.
EarthScorpion: Once again, Keris is forgetting how much faster she is at the strategic scale than everyone else. : p
Aleph: Hahaha. This is basically an entirely unintentional powerplay.
Aleph: "Look how fast I am. Look how swiftly my ships can strike. I can rule these oceans with ease, and you're struggling to keep up. Doesn't joining me sound attractive?"
Aleph: She's totally going to show him around the hold, and the
hilarious swag she's amassed, and then just casually be like "oh, you can have this pile as a gift".
Aleph: (It is a large pile, objectively speaking, but compared to the rest it looks rather small.)
EarthScorpion: And a ship crewed entirely by demons, too
Aleph: ... heh. His best ship is probably something like the 50-metre four-master.
Aleph: And Keris is just like "oh yeah, I have this 100-metre long High First Age light warship, why do you ask?"
Aleph: "I was kind of dissatisfied with the ships most Lintha sail, so I went and got this one."
EarthScorpion: Actually, no. Not even as big as that. He's mostly got very sleek, slender Lintha ships.
Aleph: lol
Aleph: Oh man. And she'll moor underwater. So he'll show up and be like "Ach, it looks like we're waiting".
Aleph: And she'll be all "nah, I've been here for a while" from behind them, and whistles sharply.
Aleph: And the water beside them swells, and pours away as something
impossibly vast rises up out of it and LOOOOOOOMS.
Narooj: "How did you get onboa..."
Narooj: "..."
Narooj: "..."
Narooj: "..."
Narooj: *looks up, and up, and up*
Narooj: "..."
Keris: ": v"