Superior Roll of Assets
Artifact 2
Attune 0m; Cost 1m

In the First Age, money was managed by the intelligent workings of the great Solar Exalted. This artifact grew in popularity during the Shogunate Era as an alternative to maintaining investments abroad.

Taking the form of a folded silk envelope, fastened with a jeweled pin of Starmetal and Blue Jade, the artifact is lined with pouches and slits for folded papers and objects of writ. On it's own it does little, but once a character places a bit of wealth they have earned inside, the artifact instantly connects to the seventeen divine conventions of wealth and money, and by extension, the economies of Heaven, Creation and the Demon Realms.

From this point on, the owner may spend a mote to draw forth legal tender from the artifact, so long as it is something they can hold in hand like silver coins or jade script. This money is drawn from their Backgrounds, negating any penalties or logistical restrictions on where they can apply their wealth. Their vast stores of Guild Silver are changed seamlessly to Jade script when dealing with the Realm. They may even draw deeds of sale or other written economic missives, if they are something her connected backgrounds can accommodate.

Note that this artifact does not protect against criminal use of wealth- it merely lets the wielder access that wealth wherever they might be.

There also exist one-dot versions of this artifact, known as Inferior Rolls of Assets, which are connected to their superior versions, and draw their wealth from the Superior bearer's backgrounds. The bearer of the superior roll can limit how much can be withdrawn in their name.

Shogunate heads of house gave these lesser devices to their Dragonblooded children with the intent to curb their wanton excesses...

Lesse, where to begin. This artifact is in the vein of 'Modern Convenience as seen through a Magical Lens. It's essentially an artifact debit card/smart wallet. The original version was 3 dots, but It didn't really do enough to be firmly 3-dot.

Maybe, if I were to redo it, I'd say that a 3 dot version works in Heaven and Malfeas, while the 2-dot version works only in Creation.

Anyway- So here's the other Lesson of this artifact: you cannot normally carry your Resources with you. Resources are meant to be geographically locked to physical or conceptual assets. You own property, have a line of credit with a banking institution, or have a treasure trove of jewels and jade to draw from. Further, your Resources are not always going to be legal tender- hardly anyone accepts the Cowrie Shell outside of the West, after all. Guild Silver is recognized most everywhere, and Jade is currency of choice for a dozen reasons.

This artifact, very blatantly, negates that requirement. Suddenly you have legal tender no matter where you are. In hindsight, I should specify that even the 3-dot version cannot make Jade Coinage- unless you actually had Jade to draw from somewhere in your Resource ratings.

Now, interestingly- this artifact still incentivizes you to grab oodles and oodles of Resources Backgrounds, because even though you can spend freely, you can still run out after making sufficient megapurchases. Also-strictly speaking in terms, the artifact is actively transforming your wealth. That might need to be rephrased...

The last note, is that this artifact is Wordy- I was in a particular mood when I wrote it, so I ended up including a lot more fluff than was strictly necessary. At the same time, Exalted is a great place to do this kind of thing.
 
Hmm. I don't like it.... is too convenient, in a bad way. It basically let's you bypass all requirements to properly transform your resources in useful assets in the field.
 
Hmm. I don't like it.... is too convenient, in a bad way. It basically let's you bypass all requirements to properly transform your resources in useful assets in the field.

Generally speaking, it only lets you convert wealth into wealth- that's why I noted in the post-mortem that any sort of jade-conversion would have to be specified directly. Regardless, you're not incorrect! As I think about it, I realize it's a successful failure- cool fluff, questionable execution.
 
Yeah, it would be better if it was an artifact capable of automatically changing a kind of money in another: a Super money exchange artifact, to be more concise.

Maybe we can salvage your idea by linking it to manses? You would be limited to use it to move money from and to manses with an heartstone you possess, which is better than money from everywhere to anywhere. Limit it further to not work immediately in malfeas (there is the whole five days delay to remember) and it should be actually pretty decent.
 
Yeah, it would be better if it was an artifact capable of automatically changing a kind of money in another: a Super money exchange artifact, to be more concise.

Maybe we can salvage your idea by linking it to manses? You would be limited to use it to move money from and to manses with an heartstone you possess, which is better than money from everywhere to anywhere. Limit it further to not work immediately in malfeas (there is the whole five days delay to remember) and it should be actually pretty decent.

Certainly viable- though at the same time, I think you bring up a 2e-ism that deserves to be elaborated on:

One of the bigger failings of Wonders of the Lost Age was how it tried to expand the 5-dot artifact system with Repair ratings; and more importantly, secondary background requirements in the form of Dedicated Hearthstones. So in your example, you'd require the wielder to have at least two attuned manses that had cash-vaults.

This suggestion is in the same vein- and for the record, the idea of dedicated hearthstones isn't bad, it was just poorly implemented in 2nd edition.
 
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This is one of the things thats always struck me as 'intresting' in exalted.

I can see the appeal, I can see all the various awesome uses for it (instant money laundering ho!), but background dots are so important I'd never take it on a character! Much like many other 'lesser' artifacts from Wonders and Codex, while they are cool and awesome they just don't have the utility in most campaigns as the more 'overt' things like ships, daiklaives or armor.

Its like the background in scroll of heroes (yes yes I know SoH) that does a similar thing (ensure you can carry wealth with you).

There are plenty of uses, but generally speaking only an asshole GM who is deliberately fucking with you would require you to have one.
 
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This is one of the things thats always struck me as 'intresting' in exalted.

There are plenty of uses, but generally speaking only an asshole GM who is deliberately fucking with you would require you to have one.

now see, you say 'asshole GM', but I say 'GM who's actually paying attention'.

Like, don't get me wrong- yes there are asshole GMs and bad shit happens. But I, personally? I really like it when I'm confronted with the limits of a trait or when attention is paid to the game's consistency. Handwaving gives me hives- better to say, I like it when I earn my handwaves.

Setting aside debit card artifacts, I like it when an ST tells me 'You can't access your resources 5 here, because banks in Creation are local institutions and any movement of money across the world is Slow.'

I like having to solve problems caused by these restrictions, instead of having them ignored.
 
now see, you say 'asshole GM', but I say 'GM who's actually paying attention'..

If by add to the experience you mean 'Any resources background is going to cost an extra two background dots, because otherwise the asshole ST is going to fuck with me'

Ask anyone who has ever played a Paladin in early editions of dungeons and dragons. It feels like 99% of the time, the GM is going to do everything they can to make you fall, simply because they can. It doesn't matter that it fucks up your character, or that it ensures you are going to be playing a subpar fighter. This is an awesome artifact, I can just see the various stories that it can generate, or that its lack can generate. But if they ever canonized, I'd be typing out a very long and profanity filled rant and crossposting it here, SB and on the Onyx Path forums themselves. Theres a good chance it would likely earn me a temp ban (at the very least) from all three.

This is an awesome artifact in the hands of a playgroup such as yours, or Revlids, or Earthscorpions. It would fit right into Kerisgame and there would no doubt likely be an entire update involving Keris using it to launder the crap out of some dirty dirty Malfean wealth as part of a diabolical third circle scheme to crash the economy of Nexus in revenge for what the emissary did to Jacint or something. In the average playgroup however, it'll just turn into a tax on the 'wealthy player' who actually wants to do infrastructure game because it adds insinuations to the basic game that were deliberately abstracted to prevent an ST from deciding to screw over a player.

If I start with 5 dots in resources, then I want to get as much out of it as the dude that spends five dots in some awesome artifact. Not have to spend another two dots just so the ST can't arbitrarily decide to screw me over and turn that background off in a way thats hard to get around.

Its simply an incentive to ignore the resources system all together, because starting background dots are precious.
 
If by add to the experience you mean 'Any resources background is going to cost an extra two background dots, because otherwise the asshole ST is going to fuck with me'

Ask anyone who has ever played a Paladin in early editions of dungeons and dragons. It feels like 99% of the time, the GM is going to do everything they can to make you fall, simply because they can. It doesn't matter that it fucks up your character, or that it ensures you are going to be playing a subpar fighter. This is an awesome artifact, I can just see the various stories that it can generate, or that its lack can generate. But if they ever canonized, I'd be typing out a very long and profanity filled rant and crossposting it here, SB and on the Onyx Path forums themselves. Theres a good chance it would likely earn me a temp ban (at the very least) from all three.

This is an awesome artifact in the hands of a playgroup such as yours, or Revlids, or Earthscorpions. It would fit right into Kerisgame and there would no doubt likely be an entire update involving Keris using it to launder the crap out of some dirty dirty Malfean wealth as part of a diabolical third circle scheme to crash the economy of Nexus in revenge for what the emissary did to Jacint or something. In the average playgroup however, it'll just turn into a tax on the 'wealthy player' who actually wants to do infrastructure game because it adds insinuations to the basic game that were deliberately abstracted to prevent an ST from deciding to screw over a player.

If I start with 5 dots in resources, then I want to get as much out of it as the dude that spends five dots in some awesome artifact. Not have to spend another two dots just so the ST can't arbitrarily decide to screw me over and turn that background off in a way thats hard to get around.

Its simply an incentive to ignore the resources system all together, because starting background dots are precious.
The problem with that argument is that then also of course all your allies should always hang around with the party like your contacts instead of you having to contact them if you are on the road.
 
The problem with that argument is that then also of course all your allies should always hang around with the party like your contacts instead of you having to contact them if you are on the road.

Allies can be contacted with a Infallible Messanger.

Infallible Messangers can't buy you bread
 
Allies can be contacted with a Infallible Messanger.

Infallible Messangers can't buy you bread

Sure they can!

You just have to Infallible Messenger the right person, like this:

"Greetings mortal of the Blessed Isle, I am the Golden Ruler of Infinite Resplendent Blades, Chosen of The Sun and all that is Holy, Sword of Heaven, Spear of Morning, I would like to buy some of your excellent bread. I've taped four obols to the cherub, if you don't acquiesce to this request, I will bring infinite destruction to you and all you love.

Have a nice day, and thanks in advance!"

(Note: You may receive a Wyld Hunt with your bread.)
 
Sure they can!

You just have to Infallible Messenger the right person, like this:

"Greetings mortal of the Blessed Isle, I am the Golden Ruler of Infinite Resplendent Blades, Chosen of The Sun and all that is Holy, Sword of Heaven, Spear of Morning, I would like to buy some of your excellent bread. I've taped four obols to the cherub, if you don't acquiesce to this request, I will bring infinite destruction to you and all you love.

Have a nice day, and thanks in advance!"

(Note: You may receive a Wyld Hunt with your bread.)
What the fuck sort of bread is worth 4 obols I'm like seriously ever since the Empress disappeared Inflation is higher than the Pole of Earth Nowadays.

But really, 4 obols is over two years wages for a peasant.
 
What the fuck sort of bread is worth 4 obols I'm like seriously ever since the Empress disappeared Inflation is higher than the Pole of Earth Nowadays.

But really, 4 obols is over two years wages for a peasant.
Look, it's really good bread, okay? From that Maidenkoku teashop/bakery that serves the Great Houses.
 
What the fuck sort of bread is worth 4 obols I'm like seriously ever since the Empress disappeared Inflation is higher than the Pole of Earth Nowadays.

But really, 4 obols is over two years wages for a peasant.
In my current game, our Twilight made a sandwich with almost every Charm and Excellency he could throw at it, and gave it to a hobo to teach him Gateway.

It made the Chosen of Battles spy we did'nt know was spying on us to actualy teach our characters Gateway.

Some types of bread can be worth 4 obols if you make them right :lol
 
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What the fuck sort of bread is worth 4 obols I'm like seriously ever since the Empress disappeared Inflation is higher than the Pole of Earth Nowadays.

But really, 4 obols is over two years wages for a peasant.

The joke here is that your average Exalt is running around with so many amounts of Resources that 4 obols does't even matter to him.
 
In the hearthstones are oil paradigm, how often does a manse create a new hearthstone? Does not make a new one till the old one is destroyed? If they are being used as a commodity why not make them closer to RWBY style dust with grades and elements rather than the discrete spheres of canon hearthstones.

The dynamic of one sphere that grants short term use coming out of a giant facility seems off to me and breaking the commodity provided into smaller units fixes it for me.
 
In the hearthstones are oil paradigm, how often does a manse create a new hearthstone? Does not make a new one till the old one is destroyed? If they are being used as a commodity why not make them closer to RWBY style dust with grades and elements rather than the discrete spheres of canon hearthstones.

The dynamic of one sphere that grants short term use coming out of a giant facility seems off to me and breaking the commodity provided into smaller units fixes it for me.
In the writeup, it says that hearthstones are produced continuously, though different grades have different production rates.

Manses can produce hearthstones of different qualities, with the Manse rating determining the maximum quality it can produce, and lower-quality hearthstones taking less time to produce. So a higher level manse can either churn out a hell of a lot of lower-quality hearthstones very quickly, or a more potent one at normal speed. Picture the image of a 5-dot Manse being hoarded and hidden by a Great House so that it can be used to squeeze out immaculate 5-dot hearthstones over a period of months if not years, rather than being commandeered by the Empress and used to pump out 1-dot hearthstones at a rate of knots.
 
Sure they can!

You just have to Infallible Messenger the right person, like this:

"Greetings mortal of the Blessed Isle, I am the Golden Ruler of Infinite Resplendent Blades, Chosen of The Sun and all that is Holy, Sword of Heaven, Spear of Morning, I would like to buy some of your excellent bread. I've taped four obols to the cherub, if you don't acquiesce to this request, I will bring infinite destruction to you and all you love.

Have a nice day, and thanks in advance!"

(Note: You may receive a Wyld Hunt with your bread.)

Wait, along with your bread you get a free gudfite and several daiklaives delivered? This service is fukken awesome.
 
It would fit right into Kerisgame and there would no doubt likely be an entire update involving Keris using it to launder the crap out of some dirty dirty Malfean wealth as part of a diabolical third circle scheme to crash the economy of Nexus in revenge for what the emissary did to Jacint or something.

Keris: "Nah. I just keep my spare cash in my soul. Well, I mean, apart from when the bitchy snake tries to steal it. Or Haneyl takes it. Or Echo melts gold and rubies by walking near them. Basically, what I'm saying is that really, when it comes down to it, if I can't be bothered to pay for anything, I steal it - and then use Adorjan Charms so they don't remember they ever owned it."

Sasi: "I hardly steal anything."

Keris: "You forge silver talents using SWLIHN Charms."

Sasi: "Not theft, though. Really, they should thank me. I introduce extra liquidity into local economies by adding more silver to the local markets."
 
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