So, I'm working on making a Kimberian First Circle that are going to show up as the guards (Bound Servant Force power). They're basically leafy dinosaurs that function as mobile poison (and drug, medicine, general chemical product) manufactories. They're mostly for poisons, though.
Are charms to make their chemical-processing organs equivalent to a Master's Workshop (which means no penalty on their craft roll for the tools) that takes half the normal production time and provide one automatic success on rolls to use their products reasonable? Are there other things I should add that are reasonable for a 1CD and make it better at its job? Should it get that bonus success on its craft rolls, too?
... Does anyone know of a Kimberian Second Circle I could call its maker?
Sorry, friend, but I think you would find this interesting.
Edited by @Magery to provide a source, as this was not Accelerator's creation.
Gildempru, the Gastronomic Alchemists.
Gildempru, Gastronomic Alchemists.
Demons of the First Circle, Progeny of the Sap of Feuds
In the arts of excess Malfeas is second to none. Malfeas is home to many an exotic flavor for all of the human senses and the many senses unique to the Demon City. The boxlike frame of the Gildempru contain ingeniously intricate processes that is a wonder of the demon city. Their organs are often more adequate then a first age lab. These miracles of the demon city are praised by all who can tempt one into servitude or enslave one outright. For anything the Gastronomic Alchemists consume with their ducklike bills they may disgorge into their component substances or even rearrange into different compositions.
Feed one a bucket of rusty nails and they may defecate a small pyramid of iron and a smaller oval of oxidized dust followed by a pill contained the dye used to paint the characters for nails on the bucket. But that is just the simplest display of their natural digestive wonders. Their passion is for tastys, be they sweet sweets or savory sautéed Erymanthus flank. For the processes of preparing and cooking can all be achieved internally for Gildempru, and they often employed as Sushi Chefs; by consuming quantities of rich golden sewermarsh rice of the Demon City, a sampling of ivory kelp, and the flesh of fresh Kimberyspawn they can shat out an impressive spread fit for a 2nd Circles wedding, as noted in the First Age Travel Journal of Pyreseus No Hammer a much experienced No Moon travelling Food Critic.
The Gildempru achieved notoriety for Sorcerers using them as poison tasters secretly before Calibration fetes. Under the orders to consume the entire feast in secret, analyze the meals internally for poisons and proportion the meal out in such a manner as to poison the unsuspecting poisoners favored dish. The Twilight Caste Goldsleeves was once criticized by his Solar guests for not warning them ahead of time when the court Gildempru converted the toxins from the wine into the favored honeycakes of his treacherous Circlemate, resulting in the week long coma of his Circlemate and the gruesome deaths of his seven new Goldchild nieces and nephews. Goldsleeves however found the whole affair hilarious enough to try again at the next Calibration, but was disappointed at his guests' lack of appetite.
The Sap of Feuds scribed the Gildempru from his own sap handpainted onto his own amber in characters noting the 108 secret herbs and spices for his favorite recipe for Malfean Lemon Gruel. By the time the calligraphy is complete the sap hardens into amber it implodes into a newborn Gastronomic Alchemist. The Sap of Feuds have found them to be a ragging successes; pointing out in Hell Salons with pride that Lawgivers have joyfully savored the artfully decorated product of his children's bowel movements for centuries and he has yet to receive so much as a stern glance or a death threat from them! He was noted as having a foul mood for a century and a day after the Usurpation, due to the less uniform appraisal of the Shogunate culture towards having Demonic Chefs crap out their dishes. Though many have discovered they make perfectly adequate chefs even when resorting to using conventional cooking equipment.
Gildempru are about the size and rough shape of bears but with a definitely cube like shape to their torso and shoulders. They are furless but their brown rippling skin creates the illusion of fur. They possess hands similar to mitts and their eyes for some reason remind mortals of a gentle pony. Their professionalism demands do their work fully dressed in a chefs uniform of any culture, even when this covers their translucent stomachs which one may see the convoluted system of tubes, churners, and other less identifiable processes. They have found work as Chefs, but also as fine sentient breweries or as laboratory assistants with a built in lab laboratory function. They have a natural flesh layer over their nether regions appearing much like a skirt. These provide them with privacy while they defecate out their banquets. As long as they are allowed their flesh curtain worth of privacy they don't mind producing meals, but if they are aware of anyone looking under their curtain they will flying into an angry fit. Them may receive one point of limit everyday someone glances under their skirt. There rectum unfolds into a natural conveyer belt that places their food under their large beaver like tail.
Summoning:
(Obscurity 2/3, though pre Contagion era it was 1/3) In Creation Gastronomic Alchemists may emerge from the distended stomachs of gluttons who die of overeating when dining out and topping off their meal with an after dinner confection. Often their first act is to poop out a new meal made from the reassembled last meal of their fleshy doorway.
When a Gastronomic Alchemist feels as if their life is up, they may search for another of their kind with similar sentiments about their life. One will crawling into the bill of the other, both will become extra malleable to allow one to fight inside the other. The bloated Gildempru will then look for a large amount of liquid to submerge themselves in. When fully submerged the liquid will boil and after 8 hours the hardened exterior of the Gildempru will crack and a number of newborn Gastronomic Alchemists will crawl out equal to the highest essence of the parents.
Motivation: To spread the wonders and joys of the World of 10,000 Tastes to all, with natural gusto.
Virtues: Compassion 3, Conviction 3, Temperance 2, Valor 2
Willpower 7
Attributes:
Strength 6
Dexterity 3
Stamina 4
Charisma 3
Manipulation 2
Appearance 3
Intelligence 3
Wits 2
Perception 3
Abilities:
Martial Arts 2 (Grappling 3)
Melee 2 (Kitchen Equipment 3)
Archery 1 (Basting 3)
Thrown 2 (While cooking 3)
War 1 (Coordinating 3)
Integrity 2 (Culinary Integrity 3)
Presence 2 (Those you Cook For 3)
Performance 2 (Hibatchi 3)
Resistance 3 (Working in a Kitchen 3)
Survival 2 (Foraging 3)
Medicine 1 (Health Foods 3)
Investigation 1 (Food 3)
Craft Water 5 (Comfort 3)
Occult 1 (Secret Recipes 3)
Lore 1 (Measurements 1, Food 2)
Athletics 1 (Lifting 3)
Awareness 2 (Taste 3)
Stealth 1
Dodge 1
Larceny (Gambling 3)
Socialize 1 (Favorite Meals 3)
Ride
Sail 2 (With Full Stomach 2)
Bureaucracy 1 (Ingredients 3)
Linguistics 2 (Native Old Realm,Two other Languages including maybe Guild Cant)
Backgrounds:
Charms:
2nd Craft Excellency, 2nd Awareness Excellency
Meat of Broken Flesh
Spice of Custodial Delectation- Cooking gives them motes
Materialize
Affinity (Food) Control- Their internal organs may manipulate food and ingredients of wood and earth. Melodious Diagnostic Support- They may analyze anything they consume. Calculated Order of Immediate Action- They may create materials derivative of what they ate up to the amount in what they ate.
Essence Plethora
Ox Body x2
Essence: 2