Vesvius
The Wicked God
Lolz. Not canon, but still fun! Take 60 XP.@Vesvius
You are Sarutobi Hiruzen, and you find yourself a bit annoyed. Only a bit, because you're old and generally appreciate the antics of youth as they tend to indicate a happy and healthy society that has time for such things.
"So as you can see." The fishnet clad special jounin in front of you continues on, gesturing enthusiastically to a board that she's hung a number of documents to. "I'm entirely ready to take on a Genin team and will definitely do a fantastic job acclimating them to shinobi life and raising them properly!"
You nod, allowing a puff of smoke to drift out of your mouth. "That's quite the impressive presentation, Anko. However, there's a few problems with your request."
She pouts slightly, and you continue. "The primary of which being that only full Jounin are permitted to take on Genin teams."
She grins. "Well that's easy enough. You just need to..."
"I'm not giving you a promotion so you can take on a team."
One her lips quirk downwards in a slightly frown. "Special dispensation, then?"
You inhale another lung full of smoke, giving her time to fidget before responding. "That is technically possible..."
You gesture at her with your pipe. "But should I when I have a record number of proper Jounin to consider?"
"Well!" She says, enthusiasm bouncing back. "As you can see on page 3, here, I have an extraordinary amount of studying under someone regarded as one of the best learned Shibobi in the modern era."
"Ah yes." You allow a look of thought to cross your face, and then a slow raising of an eyebrow. "That was Oorochimaru, I believe?" Of course you know this, and you know that she knows that you know this, but you're both playing the polite dance on this pleasant day.
"Yup!"
"The Sannin."
"Not many people that know more about things than them!"
You nod. It was a valid point. However. "The missing nin?"
"Mhm."
"The man widely regarded as perhaps being the worst traitor to our village."
"That would be my old sensei, yes."
You sigh. "Anko, you're not doing much to sell yourself on this point." If she wasn't even going to bother trying...
She blinks slowly. "You don't seem in any hurry to reject me out of hand yourself."
You nod and murmur in agreement, enjoying your pipe. "Unrelated to anything that we're currently discussing, after our meeting I have to go back into reading applications for over a dozen different Jounin. And after that, I have to start interviewing them, and I expect some of that to be quite heated between them as they squabble over getting a team. Problem with having so many of the heirs and particularly promising students coming up in the same class."
You tap your pipe, your look inquiring without need of words from you.
"Well, also entirely unrelated to our discussion, we're currently short on Genin teams until the graduating class pops in, so they're desperately assigning D ranked assignments to anyone they can get their hands on, including Special Jounin." She absently rubs the back of her right hand with is sporting claw marks easily recognizable as a certain cats.
"It would seem." You reply calmly. "That we both have a lot of less than pleasant work that we need to be getting on with when we finish here."
She nods slowly. "That does seem to be the case..."
You calmly continue. "And if I felt that you weren't taking this meeting seriously, I would be forced to dismiss you and attend to other things."
She has an understanding gleam to her eye. "I see. Should I make an impassioned start back from the top, or was there a point in my presentation you would like me to cover in more detail?"
You mull that over for a moment, now that things have gotten back on track. "I believe that it would be best if you would elaborate on "I've seen that Daisuke kid and his mother, and kid is going to need all the help he can get from one extremely attractive individual to another," if you would."
She grins and launches back into regaling you with how she's the best option for that particular Genin. You can't actually allow this to carry on for too much longer, unfortunately, but you're enjoying the provided break from the headache that is this year's assignments all the same.
Hm. If you did go ahead and give her a dispensation and slot in Daisuke to her, it would save you a fair amount of headache going forwards....
You ruefully shake your head. Probably not, though.
Excellent work there. 130 XP for you.
Also, two hour warning!