Whereas Ron isn't even strictly a weapon, it's a nail used to keep the fabric of reality in place. The fact that its ability to burrow through anything, including dimensions, can be use offensively is merely accidental.
Fate/Sunny Order (FGO)
- Thread starter Swordomatic
- Start date
Winged One
Not the Simurgh
- Location
- definitely the ground
- Pronouns
- They/Them/It
I thought that was "the gacha is bad civilization".
Admiral Red
Avid Transhumanist
- Location
- Singapore
The Gacha giveth and the Gacha taketh away.
The Gacha has chosen Kana to be its Prophet, a Prophet ofEX-rank bullshit Luck Grofit.
Isn't it wonderful?
The Gacha has chosen Kana to be its Prophet, a Prophet of
Isn't it wonderful?
Omake - Father! I am a Big Sister?!
- Location
- Singapore
A/N: I need to get back into the groove. So have more Mocchi.
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"Ritsuka. Ritsuka, there is someone you should meet."
Arturia stands before the white door appended with 47 for a few seconds. No response. She knocks on it twice; again, no response. Once more she knocks. Nothing. Mordred, still in full armor and standing beside her with her arms crossed, twitches slightly.
Heedless of her irritation, Arturia knocks twice again. Still nothing. She goes to knock again--
"GAH! Step aside, father!" Mordred bellows, and raises a fist that thrums with power. "I'll open the door!"
"No Mordred bad--"
"ORA!"
She swings, and the door disintegrates. She swings again, scattering the dust clouds, and reveals Ritsuka and Mashu on the same bed huddling under the sheets; Ritsuka is still snoozing, his face covered with reports, while Mashu looks up at them still halfway through putting her glasses on, her face turning redder and redder.
Mordred blinks, looking at the Demi-Servant. "Hey, father, isn't that--" She winces when the King bonks her on the head with a chop. "Ow! What?!"
"Don't punch doors open and don't ruin good foreshadowing," Arturia sighs, hands on her hips. "Honestly, Mordred, what have I been teaching yo--right." She turns to the side, one hand cupping her chin. "...Right, I should work on that. Okay, Sir Mordred, the first thing you should never do is--"
The sheets stir, and Kana sticks her head out the bottom. She blinks blearily, looking at Arturia and then Mordred and then back again. "Huh… I must still be sleeping because I'm seeing double… and one of you is a delinquent weeaboo."
"The hell's a weeaboo?" Mordred asks.
Kana opens her mouth. She closes it. Abruptly she throws the sheets off the bed and hops onto the floor before picking her godmother up like a toddler. Which is funny because Kana's not much taller than her. "Aunt Arturia, is this Mordred?"
"Yes," the King of Knights replies calmly. "Also put me down."
She beams brightly as her brother rustles awake behind her. Kana squeals in delight as she starts swinging Arturia around, unreasonably strong with the power of joy. "OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!"
"Yes, I'm sure it is," Arturia says calmly. "Now put me down this is embarrassing."
"You know who I am?!" Mordred exclaims.
Ritsuka yawns and looks up. "Know who what i--Oh my god fucking dammit."
"...Rude," Mordred says softly, slightly hurt.
"Wha--oh no I don't mean like that welcome to Chaldea Mordred I'm Ritsuka and this is Kana and Mashu respectively why are you a girl." Ritsuka jumps in his skin slightly when Mordred summons Clarent and drops it on the bed. "Okay I guess I have partial credit."
"I am no girl," Mordred growls. "I AM THE SON OF KING ARTHUR!"
"And very cute," Arturia adds casually, still being swung around by a gleeful Kana. "Put me down Kana this is ridiculous."
Her cheeks red, Mordred daringly keeps eye contact with Ritsuka. "YES! I AM THE VERY CUTE SON OF KING ARTHUR!"
"Alright you don't have to shout." Ritsuka hops off the bed and goes up to her, extending a hand that she takes, and they shake. "Glad you're here. How are you here?"
"I go where King Arthur goes," Mordred says proudly. "I will chase him forever until I am recognised!"
"You are recognised," Arturia says. Still being swung around by Kana, she finally loses her shit and shakes herself out of Kana's hands, double axe-kicking the girl on the way down. Kana hits the floor, still giggling like a schoolgirl.
"...Wait, 'Aunt Arturia'?" Mordred looks down at the redhead, halfway between furious and confused. "Father what is this? Why is she so familiar with you?"
"We grew up with Aunt Arturia," Ritsuka explains blandly, not noticing Mordred's anger. "She helped raise us."
"...WHAT?!" Mordred turns around with such force and fury that the headbutt nearly knocks Ritsuka out, if not for Gilgamesh's torture-slash-training. "WHY?! WHY DO YOU CARE FOR THEM WHILE I GET NOTHING?!"
Thinking quickly, Arturia pulls out a can of tea and pops it open. "They're your siblings," she says before drinking it.
"...Siblings?" Mordred blinks. "Wait, but that would make me…"
"A big sister, yes."
"But I'm your son!"
"You can be my son and a big sister at the same time," Arturia says smoothly, "I will allow it."
Quietly, Mordred looks at Ritsuka, nursing his forehead, and Kana, still giggling softly on the ground. Abruptly, she dismisses her armor and hoists both of them onto her shoulders like beer kegs. "I AM A BIG SISTER," she declares, loudly more than anything.
"Why," Ritsuka says, fully defeated.
"I win the bet, bitches," Kana says with a happy sigh. "Nothing can ruin the afterglow of my victory."
"But something can always make my day worse," Ritsuka groans.
A wall collapses as Hercules, Cu Chulainn, Gilgamesh, and Leonidas slam through, all of them laughing gaily as they grab one another and attempt all manner of locks, throws, and grapples, a veritable ball of masculine muscle. They roll on through, crashing through the opposite wall, somehow missing the five of them on and around the bed.
"CASE IN POINT."
"...Nothing," Kana declares again.
"Also how long has that been going on?" Ritsuka asks.
"So, father," Mordred asks, turning to the King drinking her tea. "Who was the consort that bore my younger siblings?"
Archer steps through the first hole, bow in hand and grunting. "What the hell are they--Oh, Saber. You're here." He frowns as he sees Mordred. "And you've multiplied."
Arturia grunts and points. "Him."
Somehow, Archer feels regret crawling on his back. It seems like he's been betrayed again.
--
While Mordred jump-hugs her new 'mother', Mashu is still frozen on the bed, stammering.
"I-It's a misunderstanding," she mumbles.
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"Ritsuka. Ritsuka, there is someone you should meet."
Arturia stands before the white door appended with 47 for a few seconds. No response. She knocks on it twice; again, no response. Once more she knocks. Nothing. Mordred, still in full armor and standing beside her with her arms crossed, twitches slightly.
Heedless of her irritation, Arturia knocks twice again. Still nothing. She goes to knock again--
"GAH! Step aside, father!" Mordred bellows, and raises a fist that thrums with power. "I'll open the door!"
"No Mordred bad--"
"ORA!"
She swings, and the door disintegrates. She swings again, scattering the dust clouds, and reveals Ritsuka and Mashu on the same bed huddling under the sheets; Ritsuka is still snoozing, his face covered with reports, while Mashu looks up at them still halfway through putting her glasses on, her face turning redder and redder.
Mordred blinks, looking at the Demi-Servant. "Hey, father, isn't that--" She winces when the King bonks her on the head with a chop. "Ow! What?!"
"Don't punch doors open and don't ruin good foreshadowing," Arturia sighs, hands on her hips. "Honestly, Mordred, what have I been teaching yo--right." She turns to the side, one hand cupping her chin. "...Right, I should work on that. Okay, Sir Mordred, the first thing you should never do is--"
The sheets stir, and Kana sticks her head out the bottom. She blinks blearily, looking at Arturia and then Mordred and then back again. "Huh… I must still be sleeping because I'm seeing double… and one of you is a delinquent weeaboo."
"The hell's a weeaboo?" Mordred asks.
Kana opens her mouth. She closes it. Abruptly she throws the sheets off the bed and hops onto the floor before picking her godmother up like a toddler. Which is funny because Kana's not much taller than her. "Aunt Arturia, is this Mordred?"
"Yes," the King of Knights replies calmly. "Also put me down."
She beams brightly as her brother rustles awake behind her. Kana squeals in delight as she starts swinging Arturia around, unreasonably strong with the power of joy. "OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!"
"Yes, I'm sure it is," Arturia says calmly. "Now put me down this is embarrassing."
"You know who I am?!" Mordred exclaims.
Ritsuka yawns and looks up. "Know who what i--Oh my god fucking dammit."
"...Rude," Mordred says softly, slightly hurt.
"Wha--oh no I don't mean like that welcome to Chaldea Mordred I'm Ritsuka and this is Kana and Mashu respectively why are you a girl." Ritsuka jumps in his skin slightly when Mordred summons Clarent and drops it on the bed. "Okay I guess I have partial credit."
"I am no girl," Mordred growls. "I AM THE SON OF KING ARTHUR!"
"And very cute," Arturia adds casually, still being swung around by a gleeful Kana. "Put me down Kana this is ridiculous."
Her cheeks red, Mordred daringly keeps eye contact with Ritsuka. "YES! I AM THE VERY CUTE SON OF KING ARTHUR!"
"Alright you don't have to shout." Ritsuka hops off the bed and goes up to her, extending a hand that she takes, and they shake. "Glad you're here. How are you here?"
"I go where King Arthur goes," Mordred says proudly. "I will chase him forever until I am recognised!"
"You are recognised," Arturia says. Still being swung around by Kana, she finally loses her shit and shakes herself out of Kana's hands, double axe-kicking the girl on the way down. Kana hits the floor, still giggling like a schoolgirl.
"...Wait, 'Aunt Arturia'?" Mordred looks down at the redhead, halfway between furious and confused. "Father what is this? Why is she so familiar with you?"
"We grew up with Aunt Arturia," Ritsuka explains blandly, not noticing Mordred's anger. "She helped raise us."
"...WHAT?!" Mordred turns around with such force and fury that the headbutt nearly knocks Ritsuka out, if not for Gilgamesh's torture-slash-training. "WHY?! WHY DO YOU CARE FOR THEM WHILE I GET NOTHING?!"
Thinking quickly, Arturia pulls out a can of tea and pops it open. "They're your siblings," she says before drinking it.
"...Siblings?" Mordred blinks. "Wait, but that would make me…"
"A big sister, yes."
"But I'm your son!"
"You can be my son and a big sister at the same time," Arturia says smoothly, "I will allow it."
Quietly, Mordred looks at Ritsuka, nursing his forehead, and Kana, still giggling softly on the ground. Abruptly, she dismisses her armor and hoists both of them onto her shoulders like beer kegs. "I AM A BIG SISTER," she declares, loudly more than anything.
"Why," Ritsuka says, fully defeated.
"I win the bet, bitches," Kana says with a happy sigh. "Nothing can ruin the afterglow of my victory."
"But something can always make my day worse," Ritsuka groans.
A wall collapses as Hercules, Cu Chulainn, Gilgamesh, and Leonidas slam through, all of them laughing gaily as they grab one another and attempt all manner of locks, throws, and grapples, a veritable ball of masculine muscle. They roll on through, crashing through the opposite wall, somehow missing the five of them on and around the bed.
"CASE IN POINT."
"...Nothing," Kana declares again.
"Also how long has that been going on?" Ritsuka asks.
"So, father," Mordred asks, turning to the King drinking her tea. "Who was the consort that bore my younger siblings?"
Archer steps through the first hole, bow in hand and grunting. "What the hell are they--Oh, Saber. You're here." He frowns as he sees Mordred. "And you've multiplied."
Arturia grunts and points. "Him."
Somehow, Archer feels regret crawling on his back. It seems like he's been betrayed again.
--
While Mordred jump-hugs her new 'mother', Mashu is still frozen on the bed, stammering.
"I-It's a misunderstanding," she mumbles.
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- Location
- Virgo Supercluster
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahajahajahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahaha oh my god this is the best twisted mordred logic ever. Also mashu is funny
Spectral Waltz
Scatterbrained Writer
- Location
- Walking the Endless Corridors
I love it.
TikiTau
Commander Pangolinski
- Location
- Texas
Now that I've managed to stop laughing, I have this mental image of Mordred acting like Anakin/Vader in the How It Should Have Ended Videos when he finds out HE HAS A SON!
Just running around telling EVERYONE 'I'M A BIG SISTER!
', possibly breaking through walls and causing MORE paperwork, while Ritsuka groans, Kana laughs, and Legendary Wrestlers locked together tumble across the background like history's manliest tumbleweed.
Just running around telling EVERYONE 'I'M A BIG SISTER!
', possibly breaking through walls and causing MORE paperwork, while Ritsuka groans, Kana laughs, and Legendary Wrestlers locked together tumble across the background like history's manliest tumbleweed.
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Now that I've managed to stop laughing, I have this mental image of Mordred acting like Anakin/Vader in the How It Should Have Ended Videos when he finds out HE HAS A SON!
Just running around telling EVERYONE 'I'M A BIG SISTER!
link please?.
all fictions
I hate you! (it's not against the rules!)
- Location
- Mons Regius
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Congrats Mordred! You have graduated from being a little (half) sister to a big (step) sister!
As if the Pendragon family wasn't already tangled up.
As if the Pendragon family wasn't already tangled up.
Given the weakness of the Pendragon bloodline to Emiya's, I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up falling in love with him for maximum Ritsuka suffering.
Didn't know Arturia had a "Throwing (people [under a bus]) - Rank B" skill.
Falzyker
2020! What will you try now?
- Location
- Somewhere with Bad Internet.
Oh god this is going to be a amazing...
Is this Chillturia? Because only Chillturia would have a reaction like that.
And now all your problems are solved.
YES! It's Chillturia! Also that Dragon logic is infallible.
"I am a Dragon, you're both my son a big sister because I say so."
Wat... Just what? Well at least Ritsuka wasn't suplexed this time.
And once again EMIYA proves that being a mother doesn't necessarily means being female... That was a really strange sentence.
Well the trainwreck was real... Give us more of those.
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Wyxlan
Feel the gacha heat!
- Location
- Philippines
Probably because its known as Self-Preservation (Rank B).
Xanothos
"Fate is not a cage except for those who fear it."
- Location
- The Space Between Words
Arturia Pendragon used Heckin' Bamboozle. Mo-san became severely confused. (As am I, and I love it)
Kana resisted the confusion.
Ritsuka's existential dread is growing.
As usual, the chapter was hilarious and wonderful and I can't wait for more.
Kana resisted the confusion.
Ritsuka's existential dread is growing.
As usual, the chapter was hilarious and wonderful and I can't wait for more.
Icipall
Don't worry, we can fanfix that!
- Location
- Cold snow fields of Finland
HAH!
RUN, MORDRED, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Well, that problem just got solved.
YEAH, THIS IS WHAT WE NEED, MORE MANLY BONDING!!!
Being EMIYA is suffering.
Did he? This is the Emiya who's hand could never hold anything, he's been shanghaied into this whole "being a mom" thing by his parallel world self. Though I will admit, any amount of time in Chaldea probably transforms him into Momiya by virtue of EVERYONE ELSE BEING GIGANTIC CHILDREN. He's basically the only responsible one in the whole damn place (Atalante would count if not for Medea roping her into things).
- Location
- nuevomexicoItesigto
I loved, and in some way, the idea of emiya dealing with mordred and arturia as a family mane of a comforting warmth in my heart.
dammit I happy for mordred, she really needs a good mother
dammit I happy for mordred, she really needs a good mother