Digging for Nations in the Desert (No SV, You are a Micronation in the End of the World)

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In the Beginning, There was Daddy Issues!

Magoose

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"A small man can cast a very large shadow."
-Varys, Game of Thrones​


For most of human history, the State was controlled by the strongest, the man who owned the most powerful force. For all of human history, that was a constant. Power is derived from strength, not simple modern ideas, such as Republicanism, democracy, and, eh gasp, Direct democracy.


Pah, they are nothing more than weasel words that describe such travesty.


Power was power, and even in a nation that did not control large swaths of territory, your country is influential and influenced.


Even in the smallest nations, power can exist with only their will.


Bir Tawil: There was an odd territorial blip that occurred during the decolonization of Africa. Egypt and Sudan, both of them, really are trying to claim territory, but no one wants it.


Feeling a great deal of need to prove yourself to your father and having the never of Steel that you have, and your father lacks, you went to both governments and then bought the real estate, recognizing both of their claims, by giving them copious amounts of money.


You then crowned yourself Dictator of this little shithole in the sand and started building up the region because fuck them; it's free real estate you technically own; you paid for it after all.


But all Dictators have a story, and you need to spin yours.
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The problem is, you have daddy issues, and the only to win his approval is by conquering vast swaths of land and ruling with an iron fist. Preferably competently, in a way that your father never could with his company, his marriage, or his children.
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Am I blatantly ripping off TTIBADOASACN, by @HeroCooky, taking some of the Framework he made, throwing in a little Magoose twist to it, and then just going wild with insane dice rolls and utterly mad ideas that will make his quest look sane?

Yes. Yes, I am. Hell, I showed it to @HeroCooky and he approved. Mostly because he's seen my dice and wants to have fun with all the bullshit, and frankly, so am I.

So let's raise some hell!

In this quest, there will be only Three stats to keep track of (Because I'm not stupid and think that more stats are stupid, I know rich coming from me):

Control - The Amount of Control you have over your region. Basically, the amount of shit you can do.

Every action has Control costs or gains, which then leads to a Dice roll whether it succeeds or fails. 1-30 is a failure, 31-68 are considered regular successes. 70-95 are considered Good successes. unlike others 69 and anything other then 100 will be fun times ahead.

No. Failures lose double the amount of control spent.
So 1=2. 3=6 Etc.
Most of the time however, but there are exceptions.

ad if goes to 0... You're fucked and have to deal with the consequences of your actions. And run back home to daddy!

History Page - How the world will remember you. The longer it goes on, the more you do, the more history remembers you. The only thing we have in our lives is our stories, so make it a good one. Hell, try to make it memorable.

International Recognition is quickly explained. You are in territory claimed by two legitimate states that can destroy you with only a thought. And since you are claiming territory neither want, they may not have a fuss. It is a 0-10 Scale. You start at 1. (You are Crazy, maybe we'll humor you.)

Go to negative 10? without proper preparation?

You're fucked!

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What is your name?:
[]Write in here
(Can be of any decent, but Preferably Arabic, Sudanese British, American, or any other nationality that you want to write in)


[][GENDER]
--[] Male
You are the son of some no-name that does not deserve to be recognized as your father. But you are a damn fine man. And the small number of people who actually live there will soon praise you. (Your Father respects you but somehow only wishes to see you fail in every way! WHY?!)

--[] Female
You are the weak daughter of that bastard no name that should never have done you the disservice of fathering you in the first place. That was after he tried to marry you off, the cunt. You will be the Queen of this land and prove that idiot of a father of yours. (Your Father is trying to marry you off for being a disgrace to the Family because you were born a woman. Good luck!)


[][Nationality!]
--[]British: You are a Child of Britania, and due to the actions of the Empire, you see yourself as a man trying desperately to keep the Empire going, as you hope that this may stop the Empire. (Begin with Trait: Child of the empire: You are a Child of the Empire, and you will never see it fall. +10 to diplomacy and Millitary rolls. -10 to economic and RND rolls. And you will have a harder time gaining international recognition. Unlocks Unique ways to circumvent the latest treaties and map drawing of the Old Empire.)

--[]American:
So you are just some dumb Yankee that just happened to understand the complex geopolitics of the Modern West African Continent. And you know there is a clearly brilliant thing that can be broken down, and wealth can be made. After all, It's for fun and profit. (Gain Trait: Child of America: You are a child who was Born Free, in a land of wealth and Plenty. You chose to spread it to the world +10 to Economic and RND rolls. -10 to Diplomacy and Military Rolls Unlock Special Actions)

--[]Russian:
You never liked Russia, and there is a choice that one must make if there is a cold winter or the fucking scorching Desert in your future, you will choose the Desert. Plus Draft Dodging is Cool, and more people should try it! (Gain Trait: Child of Russia: You are a child born in the Land of Ice Snow and Communism. You are a criminal, but you are also a man who seeks to better his life. +10 to military and RND rolls. -10 to economic and Diplomacy Rolls. Russia always seeks to protect the Russian Minority, where ever it is.)

--[]Arabic:
There is an old saying in the world that you know. The Horselords ruled the world. And while you are not a Beduin, you know that a saddle may be needed to travel this land. This land that is now yours. (Gain Trait: Child of the Desert: You are a child born in these lands, Born Free, and are free to shape your destiny. -5 to all (Military, Economic, Diplomacy and RND) rolls, but you have unique options setting up the nation to gain wealth and industry, and support from the people who may want to live there)
--[]Write in

What Era do you Hail From?:


--[]1956: The War is over, and after decades, the British Empire begins to Fracture into its commonwealth, and many more become Republics. But in such territorial flux, there is an opportunity for greatness. After all, who in the Empire, or the world for that matter, cares about some undeveloped, underutilized, and unwanted piece of Clay in the middle of the Desert? After all, Sudan and Egypt do not want this piece of Land.

--[]1974: So Egypt is weak. Sudan is going through internal problems, and oh, look, free real estate. You know, with Egypt losing Sinai, and their weakening position of the Pan Arabic league, and their network of alliances is collapsing. With such things falling about, who would notice or care about a little patch of Desert?

--[]1991: Well no, the World is in Global Chaos with the Fall of the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia is beginning to break up, Sudan fell into civil war. My god, what a perfect time to just go off and just start your own country. Does everyone seem to be doing this these days? Because it seems like it.

AN: @HeroCooky You did say to tag you when this finally gets posted.

And let's just say those memes you made to get me to post it today really motivated me.

martincitopants memes are...

Pretty good.
 
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Scheduled vote count started by Magoose on Mar 13, 2022 at 9:23 PM, finished with 80 posts and 29 votes.

  • [X]Plan Tomboy Tigress
    -[X] Li Mia
    -[X] Female: You are the weak daughter of that bastard no name that should never have done you the disservice of fathering you in the first place. That was after he tried to kill you, the cunt. You will be the Queen of this land and prove that idiot of a father of yours. (Your Father is trying to marry you off for being a disgrace to the Family because you were born a woman. Good luck!)
    -[X] Guangchou
    -[X] 1974: So Egypt is weak. Sudan is going through internal problems, and oh, look, free real estate. You know, with Egypt losing Sinai, and their weakening position of the Pan Arabic league, and their network of alliances is collapsing. With such things falling about, who would notice or care about a little patch of Desert?
    [X]Plan Rule Britannia
    -[X] Elizabeth Spencer
    -[X] Female: You are the weak daughter of that bastard no name that should never have done you the disservice of fathering you in the first place. That was after he tried to kill you, the cunt. You will be the Queen of this land and prove that idiot of a father of yours. (Your Father is trying to marry you off for being a disgrace to the Family because you were born a woman. Good luck!)
    -[X]British: You are a Child of Britania, and due to the actions of the Empire, you see yourself as a man trying desperately to keep the Empire going, as you hope that this may stop the Empire. (Begin with Trait: Child of the empire: You are a Child of the Empire, and you will never see it fall. +10 to diplomacy and Millitary rolls. -10 to economic and RND rolls. And you will have a harder time gaining international recognition. Unlocks Unique ways to circumvent the latest treaties and map drawing of the Old Empire.)
    -[X]1956: The War is over, and after decades, the British Empire begins to Fracture into its commonwealth, and many more become Republics. But in such territorial flux, there is an opportunity for greatness. After all, who in the Empire, or the world for that matter, cares about some undeveloped, underutilized, and unwanted piece of Clay in the middle of the Desert? After all, Sudan and Egypt do not want this piece of Land.
    [X]Plan Russian Roulette
    [X] Plan: American given a chance
    -[X] Alexander Jones
    -[X] Male
    -[X]American: So you are just some dumb Yankee that just happened to understand the complex geopolitics of the Modern West African Continent. And you know there is a clearly brilliant thing that can be broken down, and wealth can be made. After all, It's for fun and profit. (Gain Trait: Child of America: You are a child who was Born Free, in a land of wealth and Plenty. You chose to spread it to the world +10 to Economic and RND rolls. -10 to Diplomacy and Military Rolls Unlock Special Actions)
    -[X] 1974: So Egypt is weak. Sudan is going through internal problems, and oh, look, free real estate. You know, with Egypt losing Sinai, and their weakening position of the Pan Arabic league, and their network of alliances is collapsing. With such things falling about, who would notice or care about a little patch of Desert?
    [X] Plan: takes One to know One
    [X] write in name: Oriel Fedorov
    [X] Male
    [X] Russian
    [X] 1991
    [X] Charlotte "Charlie" Fisher
    [X][GENDER]
    --[X] Female
    --[X]American: So you are just some dumb Yankee that just happened to understand the complex geopolitics of the Modern West African Continent. And you know there is a clearly brilliant thing that can be broken down, and wealth can be made. After all, It's for fun and profit. (Gain Trait: Child of America: You are a child who was Born Free, in a land of wealth and Plenty. You chose to spread it to the world +10 to Economic and RND rolls. -10 to Diplomacy and Military Rolls Unlock Special Actions)
    --[X]1991: Well no, the World is in Global Chaos with the Fall of the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia is beginning to break up, Sudan fell into civil war. My god, what a perfect time to just go off and just start your own country. Does everyone seem to be doing this these days? Because it seems like it.
    [X]Plan Desert nation/ Prince Ali
    --[X] Ali ba ba
    --[X] Male
    --[X]Arabic
    --[X]1956
    [X]PLAN NORWAY
    -[X] Harald Frederik
    -[X] Male
    -[X] Norwegian
    -[X]1956: The War is over, and after decades, the British Empire begins to Fracture into its commonwealth, and many more become Republics. But in such territorial flux, there is an opportunity for greatness. After all, who in the Empire, or the world for that matter, cares about some undeveloped, underutilized, and unwanted piece of Clay in the middle of the Desert? After all, Sudan and Egypt do not want this piece of Land.
 
Turn 2: The Heroine is Here... There...Well Somewhere?
Turn 2: The Heroine is Here... There...Well Somewhere?

You are Li Mia, venerable and eldest daughter of Sun Mia, and Peng Ru, the morning after the Revolution killed Guangchou's last monarch. At least according to your father, who was notorious for saying anything to get anyone to listen to him. You were born in a time of great upheaval in your country when the monarchy was overthrown and the new Glorious regime of Wei Cai. You were supposed to represent a new generation, not only of this new regime but of its people.

Except that, according to your birth certificate, you were born years after the Revolution. And your Father had murdered his son who was. Probably because your brother wanted to murder him.

Though if you really thought about it, a lot of people wanted to kill your father. In fact, you were pretty sure he was still alive because he had the luck of the devil, always escaping the purges, the massacres, the implications, and the political assassinations. He survived it all, and somehow always became more powerful then before.

That leads to issues. Like paranoia, mistrust, fear of being used by your father as a bargaining tool, not only for his personal gain and security.

But despite all those issues, you are here in the desert you now claim as your own sovereign nation. Sure there were many things wrong with that statement, from a point of view that is not only patriarchal but wrong. You were, of course, someone not of a royal linage, nor were you a great conqueror, a military mind like the greats of Alexander, Ghengis, and your personal favorite, Napoleon.

You were just some low-down commoner from an island that barely anyone from outside Asia has heard of, and you were going to carve your name into history by any means available to you. Including, as it turns out, selling everything you had to two governments, priceless family heirlooms, and enough gold to probably buy a nice ticket to the US and remain rich and wealthy for the remainder of your natural existence, find some nice person, male or female, nothing as simple as gender really mattered, only the company that would remain in your future... And just live.

No. You were not going to prove your father right by doing the thing he expected you to do that, even with his plans to climb the ranks dashed when some scientists program drained all his funding and the Glorious Leaders shifted to Agriculture and Aquaculture to keep the nation fed.

Sure you were driven by a need to tell your father that, yes, you were going to be more useful out in the world, as a free agent, than being an over-glorified whore to some seventy-something-year-old party member who wanted a trophy wife in the twilight of his life that your father arranged to climb the party ranks, but details!

So you were here in the desert. in the middle of nowhere. To write this new history.

Reward: Gain Trait: Child of Guangchou: You are a child of a little-known island nation of Guangchou, a daughter of a government official. You are much more skilled than many people believe, and hold depths that no one has realized. (Suffer a -10 to Social rolls. However, Gain the Masterful Roll Explosion. Every time you have a crit (95 or above with roll bonuses), roll the dice again. If it crits three times in a row, good things will happen. And By Good things, I mean some insane things that benefit you.)

[Personal Boons]
Sometimes is just good being you! After all, you are just that awesome at being... Well, You! (Choose 2)
--[]Brilliant

You have a way of understanding the situation of anything, from people, to places to even your own body when you got stabbed that one time when you were ten by that crazy person. Anyway, you always understood shit, even when it seems impossible. (Gain an additional +10 to all rolls, at the cost of making the Cost for failure increase to 1-40. However, on Critical successes, you will gain double the control you gain and maybe cause even more craziness.)
--[]World Famous (Write in here)
So you managed to become a world-famous... something. Truly there was some crazy thing that you became known for when you were preparing to venture out into the world. After all, who would expect you of all people to just come in and say "I'm founding a country!" (increase international Recognition by 1. You may be taken more seriously when negotiating. Depending on what you choose, it will give roll bonuses)
--[]Connected
You have friends all over the World, some old contacts within Governments, private ventures, and even just some random hobo's that you met when you were a little kid trying to find adventure. Friends that are willing to drop everything to help out. (Begins with additional Social Actions trying to recruit your friends and allies all over the world. +2 to International Recognition. You may need to juggle loyalties and promises to keep them on board.)
--[]Legendary Soldier!
You were one of the greatest soldiers to ever come out of the Army of your homeland, and have been a nomad for the last few years. While perhaps not as individually talented as other special operators of the United States, Russian or British Special Forces, you can keep up with them. And you have gained combat experience all over the world fighting for anyone who will pay you. And that is something special that most people cannot claim to be. (+10 to military rolls. Certain Governments may wish to hire you for your services. Unique Title unlocked. Other Mercenaries may wish to join you in your little kingdom Outside of Heaven)
--[]Rich
Sometimes the only thing one needs is to just have enough money to throw at a problem until that problem works for you, or drowns in coinage. Because there is one thing that can always be answered. "What is your Price?" (You begin with an Economic Roll bonus of +10. Unlock further development rolls than normal, and can hire people to do the grunt work for you easier.)
--[] Another Soul
This is not your first body, and you have nightmares that it will not be your last. (Due to your constantly changing perspective of this world due to your reincarnations, you will have a Highlighted Report From one of your past lives giving advice, hints, of just being a troll to make you feel better. The advice they give is always semi-useful, but never fully useful for every given situation.)
--[] Another Soul, Wrong Body
This is not your first body, and you have nightmares that it will not be your last. But, unfortunately, it is also the wrong one. Because someone screwed up and split your soul in half. Not Cool! (Your Full life perspective is blocked due to a mix-up in your reincarnation, now you are a hotel for people coming and going to reincarnate. Now you will have a Highlighted Report. But unlike the others, you are constantly getting a revolving door of people trying to fill in space reincarnating in you. They are more likely just people chilling about, but they will help just so they can leave again. Hopefully, you'll get your soul back.)
--[]Write in
You can make something better than this hack writer coming up with stuff for a silly story! (Subject to QM Approval Because this Hack Writer is at least decent and writing by the seat of my pants.)

You were also able to swindle your family into this mad adventure.

Well one of them. You really wished you had more time to escape your fathers bodyguards, but the Carrier showing up after that hurricane was barely enough to just escape with one of them.


[Familial Boons!]
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family! Except your FAther, fuck him! (Choose 1)
--[]Your Loving Husband, Mo Jie
It all started with that drunken bet out in the fishing boat. Well, your husband was a sailor who enjoyed being in the water more than anything. He always has a way to both make things better, and also make things worse. He always had the Brains to do things but lacked the balls to do it. it's why you wore the pants and he just dutifully helped you in all your adventures, even this one. (Gain +10 to social rolls. May choose to have children if you wish.)
--[]Your Powerful Wife, Ma Tang
It wasn't like life was going to be any worse. You two loved and cared for one another and that was all there was to it. She was a soldier, long before she was your wife and partner, and she learned a great deal of the soldiering trade. Not enough to be a threat to any trained special operator from America, but enough to where most desert bandits will be finding themselves at the wrong end of the barrel of her gun soon enough. (+10 to Military Rolls. Will be unable to have children the natural way. Suffer a -10 to all social roles because homosexuality is considered Taboo in this part of the world.)
--[]That Annoying Brother, Li Gen
Your Brother is an idiot. That much is certain. However, he is an idiot that somehow makes everything better. No matter the fucking situtaion. Like how he sweet-talked both Presidents of their countries to just... hand it over to you. HOW!? (Start with an additional 25 Control, and gain an additional 1 International Reputation. Your Brother, however, is trying to murder you for… Really who knows at this point? He held a grudge over a fucking cookie from ten years ago? And it was your cookie too!)
--[]The Powerful Mother, Sun Mia
Your Mother is the most brilliant woman you have ever known in your life. Why she still married your father and stay with him was something that annoyed you greatly. The problem is, she is trying to drag you back home. Thankfully, she is willing enough to at least humor this venture. (Start with an additional 50 Control. Every Turn, you must convince her that, Yes, this plan to found your own nation is a Good Idea™!)

AN: Alrighty Everyone, time to build the Character and begin to start this Journey

I hope you enjoy turns like this because I've got three more planned before we begin nation-building in earnest.

Because we are preparing to have a jolly good time in the desert.

Enjoy and Vote in Plan format please!
 
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Peng Ru Intelligence Report Guangchou Intelligence Report
Peng Ru Intelligence Report
Guangchou Intelligence Report

A 'Loyal' agent of the revolution. He is a foreigner whom integrated himself into Wei Cai's administration, as part of the heavy industry branch. He has had 'adventures' when younger that has left a decent amount of 'family' scattered around the world, even if the stories he tells are mostly BS. While he is interested in growing his own power and fancies himself as somewhat of a mastermind, but the reality is, he isn't really good at it. On the other hand, he is REALLY GOOD at his job, making him worth keeping around. Which is probably why he was able to bounce between places ranging from USA all the way to china, before settling here. Though he has typically have fled when he started getting real nervous about events.

Of course, we should probably keep an eye on his daughter that fled from home when faced with arranged marriage, and decided to found her own country in the middle east. Though at least, it is doubtful he could use her resources to try and pull a coup considering the strained relationship.


A/N: Considering his perspective on certain things, it seems like he may not exactly be a guangchou native. And well, as far as his whole falling up thing, I kind of envision it as the spy apparatus knowing him and his aspirations, but keeping him around cause he is too good to actually dispose without him actually betraying the country. Quite short though...
 
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  • [X]Plan: Yes, Boss!
    [X]Plan The Boss
    [X] Plan: Magoo's Wildcard
    -[X] Another Soul, Wrong Body
    -[X]Write in(Lost Royal Descendant!)
    --[X] Not many knew it, even you for most of your life if you're being honest, but you are from a missing bloodline of the prestigious Kai-Fat family! Pretty sure anyway. Dealing with and taming animals, predatory ones especially, comes easily to you. More so for felines. Best part! You stole a pair of top tier Tigers from the main family! Bad news, you stole Tigers from the main family. Tigers are basically Royal Treasures to them and will be after you, if they find out it was you and where you are. @Magoose how's this? What bonuses does this get?
    --[X]Your Powerful Wife, Ma Tang
    [X] Plan: The Younger Sister of Jesus Christ
    -[X] Brilliant
    -[X] Voices from the Heavens
    --[X] Remember that time you got stabbed by a crazy person when you were ten? Well, you also got a heaping dose of brain damage in the attack and started hearing voices. After a lovely conversation with your father in which he threatened to give you a lobotomy, you never mentioned the voices to your parents ever again. But you never stopped hearing them. They tell you that you're the younger sister of Jesus Christ and that it is your destiny to spread a new era of religious enlightenment around the world. And you believe them. Even as a child though, you were smart enough to realize that you would never be able to lead a large religious following in Guangchou under the repressive regime of Wei Cai. And so you began making plans to one day create your own nation, a new Heavenly Kingdom on this earth!
    -[X] That Annoying Brother, Li Gen
    -[X]Make Magoose Roll a d100.
 
Turn 3: We Have Arrived At Our Destination, And By God is it Dull
Turn 3: We Have Arrived At Our Destination, And By God is it Dull

You knew you shouldn't have helped those Tibetian rebels. Sure they paid well, but there was a problem. A rather big one. China happened, and after you were burned and nearly killed when they sent the entire airforce after you.

They were chumps however, they only managed to destroy the building you were in, and never bothered to confirm the kill. But now it seems that working in Asia, or more likely anywhere was going to be an option. But Africa seemed like the best of bad ideas.

Besides, there would be work here, because you knew for a fact that tribes that didn't have power, wanted power, and were willing to pay to get it.

Unfortunately, your wife was not thrilled at packing everything up again and moving for the fourth time in six months.

Ma was frustrated with the situation you were both in. "You said you had a villa!"

Well, it wasn't a lie, but you did have to call in every favor you had to even get here. "Okay, so I stretched the truth a little bit. They said they would have built me a villa, if they had time! We didn't have time."

Putting in the effort was always the easy part. The hard part was doing things properly. You didn't know how to do everything properly.

But that was a moment and a problem for another time. "I promise we'll make things better. And we'll have that villa."

Ma Snorted. "I know. Just don't like being lied to. We already had that promise."

"I know." You said, sitting down next to her. "Suns setting soon, you want the first watch, or you want me?"

"You, you were the lier." She stated as she laid down.

Fair enough.

[Politics]
--[]Communist!
For the Glory of the Communist Revolution of Marx and Lenin. You know that there is glory, there is an honor, but above all else, you will break the chains of the pressed. The Workers shall unite, and they will be free. (+2 to international relations +10 to Social rolls because as it turns out there are a lot of Communist sympathizers within the nations you are bordering. Have unique options when dealing with your home country.)
--[]Socialist!
You believe that, as Dictator of your nation, you have a right, nay a duty to your subjects to serve their interests, just as they serve your own interests. And if that means you have to put on a show for the cameras and faux democracy while you rule, then so be it. (+1 to International Relations. +10 to RND Rolls, due to necessity being the Mother of Invention. Your home country will not talk to you but not hate you.)
--[]Capitalist!
There is only one thing that is required in this world, and that is money. And by God, you will get money, or you will die. Possibly painfully. (+10 to economic rolls. +2 to International Relations. Capitalist nations are more willing to invest in you, and with a good return rate as well. Your Home Country Considers you a criminal.)
--[]Pragmatist!
You do not care who you have to work with, who you have to kill and who you have to screw to survive. You will become the God damn Dictator of your nation and the world will recognize you as the leader, and master. (Gain +4 to international Relations, no roll bonus gain. You are so pragmatic that everyone views you as a potential business partner and a possible ally.)
--[]Gay!
You seek for the world to see that there is nothing stronger in the world than Love! (-3 to international Relations. Unique Actions unlocked. Tourism set to Meh. Turns out a micronation that has some recognition can lead to marriage tourism. After all, that's more romantic than getting married to someone you love and care about in an inhospitable desert for Tax Benefits? Unique options when dealing with your Home Country)

[Population]
Who is joining you in this shit hole? Well, this current shithole?
--[]A Desolate Wasteland
This place is an Empty Shithole that is ready to be built on. No one is insane enough to join you in this place, and that means you are alone. (Control starts at 100. Start with absolutely nothing, but whatever you can make of this place is yours.)
--[]That One Crazy Neighbor
It seems you are not the only one here that is trying to establish a nation here. Some British socialite with old money... lots of old money, has decided to stake her claim on this bit of land as well. Well, that will not do. Not at all. (Control set to 75. Start with one neighboring micronation to the Northeast, and you will have to deal with them, eventually. one Geological boon you do not choose, will be given to them.)
--[]3 Young Men, in a Russian Truck.
So, When an American, Russian, and a Brit walk into the Desert. It sounds like the start of a bad joke, but you are concerned. They are well-armed, well supplied, and even have some friends joining them. However, they do not seem interested in you, and knowing your luck, it's because something else has caught their attention. Control set to 50. Start with three neighboring micronations to the North and East, and you will have to deal with them, eventually. Any Geological boon you do not choose, will be randomly given to them.)
--[]Angry Natives
It seems that the local Beduin Tribes that live in the area, those who have traveled around Africa for centuries, really hate the Egyptians and Sudan for their, frankly idiotic ways of doing things. They are happy to lend a hand to someone who is screwing them over, free of charge. (Control set to 40. Begin with Housing infrastructure set to Stable. -1 to international relations.)

[Geological Boons]
So this place, this piece of desert in the ass-end of nowhere has to have something those two idiot nations seem to forget. Maybe something they don't realize? (Choose 2)
--[]Large Underground Water Reserves
It didn't take long for you to realize that you were going to have something that all nations needed. An oasis in the Desert, and enough water to last a thousand lifetimes. So to speak (Sustenance Agriculture can be Developed. Gain +1 to international Relations.)
--[]Gold and Other Precious Metals
It may not be the age where Metal was the most powerful currency in the world, but Gold is something all nations desire, especially ones who want to shake up the control of the American Dollar. Or at least want to diversify its assets. (Mining industry can be developed +2 to international relations)
--[]Buried Treasure
While digging for water, you found enough rare Egyptian Artifacts from one of their later dynasties to be considered a museum in and of itself. You managed to not only have the finders fee. But you also managed to snag a very lucrative deal with the Egyptians that will make your life easier. (+3 to international relations. What were you expecting something else?)
--[]Rare Earth Minerals
So you don't know what these are, but you are somewhat aware that, yes, these minerals seem important. (Electronics Mining Industry and Electronics Industry can be developed. -2 to international relations)
--[]The Oasis in the Sands
You really did not see the point in setting up an agricultural place in the Desert. But the Oasis is something special. It gives life, just as much as it gives hope. (Can Set Comercial Agriculture. +2 to international relations)
--[]Massive Oil Reserves
There is enough Oil underneath these sands to feed the world for the next thousand years, give or take. (Can Develop Oil Industry. -3 to International Relations. Rake in that oil money and prepare for a bad fucking time with the Racist Arabs and other oil producers of the world who do not like the Asians)


AN: Enjoy and vote in plan format.
 
Guangchou Intelligence Report Li Mia, and the Middle-east Micronation Situation
Guangchou Intelligence Report
Li Mia, and the Middle-east Micronation Situation
Daughter of Peng Ru and Sun Mia. With very notable command skills and fighting capability, she would have been a godsend of the military had Peng Ru scared her away. She has yet to pay for the fines from her actions, but considering her skills shown during her operating as a mercenary, like during the Chinese civil war, shows her to be a potentially useful ally. She would probably have been picked up by the blasted CIA sexuality be *blipped*, had she not gone to found her own micronation. Though of course we will need to wait and see what direction she wants to take her micronation, and how she is going to handle the others whom got the same idea. Especially since Russia, Britain, AND the USA has decided to try and back a micronation each in the area, ensuring the cold war is going to be felt there, even if just through the backers.

Britain is backing a socialite whom seems interested in trying to maintain what is left of the British empire by going on this crazy escapade, going on the escapade. Though we have heard rumors part of the expedition might be linked to her being born out of wedlock to some foreigner.

Russia is backing someone we have heard little about. Whom seems to have decided that it was better to try and found his own micronation, but reguardless, Russia is looking to support the venture to spread the revolution

The US is backing some rich scion that chose to ditch trying to run a company and deciding to go all the way to the middle-east to try and spread freedom and democracy by founding his micronation. Interestingly, he seems to have been born out of wedlock too, and seems to have expressed an unusual amount of interest in the other micronation leaders.

A/N: Tried to do something here. Some of this certainly depends on the vote. And also, put in the out of wedlock bits, cause well... It would be interesting, especially with the tall tales of Peng Ru, meaning they may or may not be related.
 
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CIA Intel Report Li Mia
CIA Intel Report
Li Mia​
A very curious woman, and perhaps someone we can learn some of the secrets of Guangchou from. While much like most f her home nation, she is gay, she also shows a very keen eye for combat, tactics, and strategy. By all rights we would have contacted her to assist in our fight against communism after the feats during the Chinese Civil war. It really says something that she managed to get the Chinese communists to send a very significant portion of their airforce after a single woman. The only problem is, we have lost track of her, and we got MANY mercs trying to exploit her reputation, with others dead, and then there is the one whom is trying to found her own micronation. Which is only made worse by pretty much everyone including the Russians looking for the real deal amongst the chaff.

That kid that seems to be entertaining the idea of moving to the middle-east may be worth encouraging. Since while we haven't been able to confirm it, we may be able to do so if given a way to more easily interact diplomatically without the issues formally recognizing whatever the resulting micronation is might cause. And it she is the real deal, it will be worth it to keep an eye on them, to see if her skills may branch into other areas, like weapon designs.

A/N: Well. We are certainly a significant player now.
 
~ Oasis camp in the middle of nowhere ~
~ Oasis camp in the middle of nowhere ~

Abdulla Salafi
standing over a table filled with maps, planning and strategizing the demise of the foreigners who invade his peoples deserts. He's pulled out of his thoughts by shouts and a group of scouts rushing to his tent.

scout captain: Sir! Sir! .huf. They took .huf. it ALL, SIR ! .huf. THEY .huf. TOOK .huf. IT ALL! .huf.
Abdulla: Captain! Calm yourself! Explain. What has those foreign dogs done now!
scout captain: ~Breathes deeply~ SIR! Reporting, someone has taken the secret stockpiles we have been storing for the uprising SIR!
Abdulla: Wha... WHAT!? That... NO THAT CANT BE! WHO!? HOW? Talk to me captain!
scout captain: SIR! We hid the weapons in the super secret desert bunker just as you ordered SIR! We were out doing a patrol and then Aghmed got the runs from some bad water, so we went to the nearest caravani to get some medical help SIR! When we got back to the bunker it was empty SIR! We looked around trying to find tracks but the winds were up by then and we had to get into cover SIR! We came back as soon as possible to report SIR!
Abdulla: You STUPID MO##%@#*CK#@ -takes out his pistol and shoots the scout captain- YOU ARE ALL F@*)#$ USELESS -proceeds to shoot the next scout - YOU SHOULD ALL JUST DIE! - THE REDS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL FOR LOOSING THAT @#*$ FU#@ - continues shooting randomly - HAHAHAHA YOU ASSH@)*#@ JUST SCREWED THE ENTIRE UPRISING! DIE YOU USELESS DOG - as he aims at the next pair of scouts, he realizes they are aiming their own guns at him, with a snarl he pul -

And so ends the story of Abdulla Salafi - Freedom fighter - Rebel - Patriot - and some say insane psycho - Killed by his own rebels after said rebels lost all the rebellions weapons.

Years later it would come out that the infamous Li Mia miraculously managed to steal their entire arsenal.
 
-CLASSIFIED- URGENT REPORT -CLASSIFIED-
-CLASSIFIED- URGENT REPORT -CLASSIFIED-

Civil war has erupted in both Egypt and Sudan.

Islamist extremists have started attack both less "faithful" groups and the nations of Egypt and Sudan.

Our sources have managed to find few leads as to what set this off, what we have managed to find is as follows.

One Abdulla Salafi noted leader of the Foreigners Unwelcome Company of Killers Endangering Racial Society(F.U.C.K.E.R.S)
has been killed in what seems to be an internal schism in the group.

What we have confirmed is that Abdulla Salafi died in a shootout with his own forces.

There are numerous rumors and guesses as to what happened but the most likely are as follows. (From most likely to least)

1. The F.U.C.K.E.R.S were raided with their ENTIRE arsenal stolen, the (Unknown)raiding force used the F.U.C.K.E.R.S own uniforms against them to get in close and kill Abdulla Salafi.
2. There was an attempted power grab within F.U.C.K.E.R.S that went bad with an as of yet unknown faction grabbing the arsenal.
3. The KGB did it.
4. Some sources claim a Egyptian General tried to grab the F.U.C.K.E.R.S arsenal that lead to Abdulla Salafis death.
5. Other sources claim a Sudanese General tried to grab the F.U.C.K.E.R.S arsenal and not the Egyptians.
6. Our sources in the Islamist groups say BOTH the Egyptians and Sudanese were in on a plot with an unknown faction(see no.1&2) to grab the F.U.C.K.E.R.S arsenal.
7. One Aghmed noname (tribal) a confirmed former member of F.U.C.K.E.R.S swears this all started due to "bad water" and "making the runs"
- enhanced interrogation can't seem to get the real story out of him.
8. Stan over in IT says this smells like that China - Tibet fiasco but Li Mia last sighting puts her in Eastern Europe.

Request additional resources to stabilize and investigate urgently.

Director of Middle East Office
CIA
John Doe
 
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