I tried to come up with what a negaquest discussion thread for the Red Tsarina would look like. Hopefully, I'm doing this right.
Negaquest Discussion Thread for Elisabeth Spencer
Looks like we're finally heading back to the triangle. Good lord, I felt like we were waiting forever in Russia.
Yeah, the dice really fucked us over after that assassination attempt on Li Mia. I've never seen so many negative dice rolls in a quest before. It's a miracle we even lived.
Well, I did warn you all that the bomb plan wasn't a good idea. We should have at least tried diplomacy first. I think things could have worked out. Sure, she's a socialist and we're a communist, but there are no enemies to the left, right?
Do you really think that we could ever trust anyone from a country as degenerate and crazy as Guangchou? She'd probably slit our throat in our sleep for not approving of gay people or something. Besides, someone with such a egotistical title for themselves would never agree to be our subordinate. We would always be constantly on edge, waiting for the inevitable stab in the back.
This might be a unpopular opinion, but honestly, maybe we should just think about setting up our commune somewhere else? I just can't help but wonder if this is really worth the trouble. What about Grenada? That place is ripe for a communist revolution.
Bruh, we couldn't even defeat Li Mia when she only had 500 mercenaries. Do you think we could handle an invasion from the US?
We can't give up on the Bir Tawil Triangle for two reasons. One, our Soviet intelligence says that there's enough oil buried there to last for centuries. CENTURIES. Do you have any idea how many communist revolutions we can fund with that kind of money? And second, the Mercenary Queen is too dangerous to be left alive. As long as she breathes, we'll always have to worry about her planning her revenge.
For the record, I really do like this quest and I mean no offense to the author, but I am really questioning if it's even possible to win anymore when Li Mia is so ridiculously overpowered. I mean, just think about it. While we've been licking our wounds in Russia, Li Mia's humiliated Egypt's military, overthrew the governments of Smith and Mugabe and ended the Bush War, got herself recognized by over half the nations of the world at the United Nations, and she's close to bringing an end to the civil wars in both Egypt and Sudan. How the hell can anyone accomplish so much so quickly while dodging more asssassination attempts than Castro?! It's like we're not even fighting a human, but a goddamn force of nature at this point.
Hey, maybe you're onto something about her not being fully human.
What in the fuckity fuck
All I'm saying is that there are some crazy rumors floating around about how some Nazi technology made its way to Guangchou during the end of WWII. Maybe, it would be worth trying to get a sample of her DNA and investigate it. See if there's anything unusual about it.
Don't lose hope just yet, comrades. I will admit that we haven't exactly made much progress in spreading the communist revolution or restoring the Empire to its former glory, but it's not like we've been doing nothing. We've been building up connections, stirring up hatred against Outer Heaven and it's finally about to pay off. Soon, both the Soviet Union and China will invade Outer Heaven and we'll drown that bitch in a sea of blood and tears.
Yeah, until Li Mia makes some bullshit dice combo and pulls out a nuke on our ass.
Don't jinx it.
Now, you're just being pessimistic. Li Mia doesn't even have the materials to build nuclear weapons. What's she gonna do, pull one out of the ground like a carrot?
Motherfucker, I said don't jinx it.