I think the sisters in question might actually be the sparrows working the baths.
Constellations (Worm/Okami)
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OffBrandANON
eldritch horror, pink flamingo
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- California, USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her/They/Them
the fried tofu thing suggests they are the foxes.
There's two groups here.
The kitsune, who manipulated Assault into buying them tofu with a photograph, and "the sisters in the onsen," whom the foxes bought the photo from.
OffBrandANON
eldritch horror, pink flamingo
- Location
- California, USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her/They/Them
oh, that's what you meant.
There's two groups here.
The kitsune, who manipulated Assault into buying them tofu with a photograph, and "the sisters in the onsen," whom the foxes bought the photo from.
SanguisAnima
Σ Series Z10/0 Group A 4A-GELU Mk1
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- nowhere important
Lung... blue speedo... Armsmaster print... *gasping from laughing so mush*
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
- Location
- The Land of Fire and Poison
You are attempting to apply physics to beings that explicitly do not give a damn about physics.
This doesn't work.
KongouBongo
Always got to make time for tea-time!
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- 26°9'1"N 121°22'57"E
Well it was open to everyone and at least they asked for friend tofu as opposed to liver plus we didn't see any random Jorogumos wandering around.
UnwelcomeStorm has been posting in the Spacebattles thread, and I've been trying too hard. There's a pair of sisters who we can expect to be carrying cellphones who we very well know were just in the onsen: Victoria and Amy.
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Lycanthromancer
The Arcane Fuzz
- Location
- USA
I wonder which one was perving on the mostly-nude Rage Dragon.
Speaker4thesilen
Superpower: Common Sense
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- Noneya Business
I figured the banana hammock was coming. I did not predict the Armsmaster logo, though. Really needed the laugh today, so thanks for that. Wonder how Battery is going to adjust to being a mom? Or how long Assault is going to be sleeping on the couch.
Excellent chapter. My only complaint is that there aren't another 10k words of it.
Excellent chapter. My only complaint is that there aren't another 10k words of it.
I'ma go out on a limb here and say it's the one who isn't a lesbian.
- Location
- Pennslyvania
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- She/They
TheStranger
Of course you realize, this means war.
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- Take a Guess!
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- Who
Congratulations, Assault! You are now a father of one beautiful baby girl.
Maybe this will give you and Battery an excuse to give her a baby sibling now
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
Assuming the Kitsune is actually as young as it appears. Considering their capabilities in regards to acting, shape-shifting and illusions; anything is possible.
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
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- The Internet
Did Assault just accidentally adopt a young kitsune?! That can't possibly end well. End hilariously, sure thing. But end well? Not a chance.
dgr11897
FBI surveillance Tank
- Location
- Behind you
I wonder if taylor is ever going to learn magic in some form. Maybe Shikigami? Or Onmyodo in general. Shikigami could feed into people's idea that Taylor's powers are derived from her father's as well, since they would also be a master power of a sort, where you make little paper things and they go do stuff.
Dakkan Sall
Random Encounter
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- On the world map
So many hilarious questions...
And so many hilarious answers!
So long as the fox child (and the two picture takers) isn't related/part of Ninetails, I'm happy to watch the chaos unfold.
Lycanthromancer
The Arcane Fuzz
- Location
- USA
I think the PHO 'shippers will have a field day. If Dragon can't have Armsmaster, the other dragon will work just fine.
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
And throughout all of this Taylor is a tiny island of calm in the raging hurricane of insanity. Mostly because she refuses to recognize any of it.
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Perhaps. But then again, Sunny probably is undoing everything the Entities can do to stop Yokai from showing up.
As to Yokai triggering.... Yokai are not remotely like biological beings save by choice, and many are already dead. Since the Entities powers are all based in Physics, they have no power over the metaphysical.
- Location
- Dhaka, Bangladesh
You don't even need illusions Shippo from InuYasha is the size of a toddler and is 50 years old by the time canon happens
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
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- The Internet
In regards to Entities being easily able to find (and presumably neutralize) the supernatural in some form or fashion... They've done oh so well at groking the supernatural so far, haven't they? I mean, look at what happened with Coil. Or how easily Skidmark was shut down. Or how Sunny has casually dealt with every cape that has thought to be a threat to Taylor. Or how well tinkers have handled Sunny. Or how supernatural elements ran rings around the Protectorate all night long on All Hollows Eve. It took a normal (wannabe gang member) teen who just happened to have fliers with odufa created by Sunny's priestess in training drawn onto them to deal with the spider yokai.
- Location
- Florida, USA
Everyone's saying this won't end well, but it is Assault we're talking about.
I can see her doing trickster shenanigans only to have him pull up a rating card afterwards and encourage her, just trying to shift her away form the more dangerous shenanigans by pushing her towards weaponized puns.
"Best human family ever!"
I can see her doing trickster shenanigans only to have him pull up a rating card afterwards and encourage her, just trying to shift her away form the more dangerous shenanigans by pushing her towards weaponized puns.
"Best human family ever!"
Uh, take a step back in the narrative. Remember how he made a very good impression on the Bachan collectively a while back? How long do you think it will take them to figure out what's going on? And from there, how long do you think it will be until they start "taking steps to remedy the situation" ?
Note they are friends with Taylor, meaning they know the miko and can point out that someone was playing games on neutral territory and thus creating problems for the shrine. If nothing else the threat of a very angry "Good Dog" will probably scare the stuffing out of that kitsune.
Garreon
Paldean Top Champion
- Location
- Mesagoza, Paldea
Even so, remember, these are creatures without imagination nor faith in anything supernatural. They can only see the world in hard facts, precognitive shards don't even factor the Chaos theory.
To them the supernatural is a giant blind spot, because they can't really be quantified by them.