Admiral_Corgi
The Admiral of the PT Boats
- Location
- The Strange land of Florida
This is cute, like ridiculously cute. Also, Mo already having maternal desires? Very interesting, I wonder who's the lucky person that gets to be with her.
Yeah that probably would happen. Though I do imagine such an event would make laska red in the face and send 100 foot jets of steam blast out of both ears and her nostrils (which for the latter turns into a literal anime style nosebleed.) followed by an immediate pass out on laska's part.
okay this here is sweet. Mo is such a momboat, Hell I think that unless South Carolina came back for some reason. Then Mo is gonna fill the role as the Momboat for all the USN ships. Also about Mo's crew telling her about laska and Cameron when she a steel hull.
I can't help but imagine everything from one of her engineers whispering something into the machinery he's working on, to the Captain idly running a finger across the bridge railing while telling Mo the latest news about those two love birds.
Actually that makes me wonder just how much of the scuttlebutt did she come back with intimate knowlege of? My Guess is, ALL OF IT. or damn near all of it.
Don't worry Alaska, you'll be with Cameron soon, And then you two can catch up on all the sunbeam naps ya missed out on... just remember to put sunscreen on first though.
Mo has a damn good point here. Never apologize for being young and in-love. For love really is what makes shipgirls different from the demons of the depths. To protect the ones you love from those who'd wish harm upon them, that is something worth dying for I say.
Missouri what you have done! You've let the Genie out of the bottle! There's no putting it back now, well I guess it was already gonna happen beforehand, but its a definitive thing. Though the image of Laska and Cameron in that setting there with DesRon worth of kids running around with perhaps another under construction is adorable.
though something tells me that what Mo told laska was also directed to herself as well. So that she could honor the valor and sacrifice her crew made in the defense of Hawaii.
Probably wouldn't want to be the poor fella that trips and falls around those two if they're near by... or maybe you do.
Though then again their appearances might already cause people to trip and fall or just walk into things because they were...distracted. SECNAV hath Mercy if they drop something and bend over to pick it up.
OH my Tennessee you are bold and very forward I see. RIP Admiral Irons, infinite Bully for you. And I'm gonna call that its probably gonna be Tennessee who gets into the Admirals pants first. It just... seems natural and I'm not exactly sure why that is the case.
There's two ways to fix this Admiral Irons, either trip and fall infront of the other and look up when they give ya a hand back up.
Or Send a Terminal Lance Corporal to find the information out. I mean it'll probably keep a otherwise bored Marine occupied. So you'll have less problems occurring.
Also Schrodinger's Upskirt?
rofl:rofl:rofl:Okay, major question, how in the hell did that rolling office chair hold up Wisky's Stern? How is that even possible? Should the chair like instantly break under her displacement? At the least the wheels shoulda popped off when she leaned back after kicking off (otherwise her Leggy game would just drag along the floor and carve a trench out of it)
Also, RIP headphone users.
yeah we all know Idolru. We all know what those reasons are
I can very easily imagine that. And SECNAV hath mercy on us all the Day Wisky goes to try out the Virgin Killer Sweeter. Well I guess she won't be on a stream for that, but if she was?... There'd be so much incoming traffic that the service hosting the stream would just simply crash.
Dammit, I just imagined Wisky talking her sisters and a bunch of other botes into office chair bumper cars. Though how Naka's chair even survived the bump and crash into the wall is currently beyond me. However I do image that it crashed sideways into the wall so like two face. The idol has one half of her face covered in dry wall and the other half is perfectly fine.
That there... I'm not sure what would come of it. But It'd be awesome, and lordy there'd be a Storm of swears coming, now whether or not if its just normal conversation or just if they get into a competition of who can make a better insult. Either way, keep destroyers away from that room at all costs!
Naka it doesn't even matter, She already knows of her power. She's a weeb, a cheesy weeb. How can she not know the power she holds?... Okay there's a couple ways she might not realize it. However I predict she realizes it not only because of her weebness but because she quietly launched her drone before rolling into the camera frame. And its been quietly on station towards the back of the room, unnoticed yet observing everything. So yeah she knows the power, and she's already thinking of ways to use it to her advantage.
You only were able to do that Naka because the Cheeseweeb allowed it. She will not shatter your illusion of her being blissfully ignorant of the magnitude of the power she holds. At least not right now.
Holy shiiiiit what the hell were these marines thinking? Also, I know Jersey loves her marines, but I sure as hell think this stunt here has seriously strained that love for this group of marines. Like seriously, Poi of all people to give that many rip-its to? The only way it coulda been worse is if they gave that much to Shimakaze.
I seriously remember if Poi is gonna remember anything from when she was under the influence of the rip-its.
But of course, Bored marines equal chaos. And that's before anything involving shipgirls. With Shipgirls? Its chaos cubed still though. That Lance corporal must be a terminal lance because that Statement regarding poi could be taken in a very different light.... yet i can't help but think that those marines also taught Poi a few weird things. Because lets face it. They probably would just to see if they could. I dread finding out whatever else the Poi has picked up from the Marines, because lets face it, she's probably picked up quite a bit.
But cheer up Jersey, these marines don't look like they were drunk. Bored Marines have the possibility of teaching a Destroyer weird and possibly lewd things. Bored Drunk Marines will Certainly teach a destroyer weird and quite possibly lewd things probably by accident, though if done intentionally then the reason for it if for nothing else would be to see what would happen.
*clasps hands hands together*
Okay quick comment about the other stuff before I get into the 10 bork-alarm theory crafting bit.
I can easily imagine the remodeling of the Kitchen to better accommodate Yamato's hips is going to cost around $20 grand easily. Reason pretty simple actually, my parents remodeled the Kitchen once from a rather stuffy layout to something much more open and spacious. And that cost almost $10 grand by the time it was all said and done. So for something to keep Yams from getting stuck at any place its probably gonna cost a whole lot more.
Good luck dealing with those Hormone moods from your wife Richardson. You're gonna need it. At least she's being passive-aggressive about it... for now. Not even SECNAV can help ya if she decided to be more than passive-aggressive about it though.
Okay... now its time to start theorizing on how and why Tosa is making a dammed end run on Sasebo. But first my initial reaction to that final bit of Dialogue.
Okay now to sit down and theorize on why Tosa has decided now to launch an attack. Mind you, this attack couldn't be random. Something pushed her to make an attack, espeically since the last time we saw her she was about to...urk..l she about to get the freaky on with Aaron.
As seen here in the chapter "The Sister Nobody likes" Now with this in mind, lets look at other events going on overall in the story. Hawaii has been Liberated, Ari has come out of Remodel around the time Pearl is retaken Maybe a little afterwards. Arizona (and Hiei) discover that Yamato is back and is currently staying at the Richardson home. Ashigara got her man but Jame's sister Cathy is causing issues because she doesn't believe what reality has become. Jane Richardson catches wind of it and decides to send a squad of smols to Cathy to help the stubborn woman. Then we've got the shenanigans on Oahu as seen in this chapter(and a couple others) and now this with Tosa making an attack on Sasebo.
I've got three theories on what the possible cause for Tosa launching her attack could be.
1) One possible reason is that a member of Tosa's fleet, possibly something like a scout plane caught sight of the plane that was carrying the Chibis and noted the vector that the plane had originated from. Or some radar installation picked up the plane and a very strange return and made note of where it came from. I mean we don't exactly know how well spooky things can detect weird things like the Chibis. So it could be very possible that they were picked up by some kind of air search radar. which gave very bizarre returns on the plane that was carrying them (I mean we don't know what they'd pick up as on radar but you can't really say that they wouldn't show up... on at least what ship girls and Abyssals have. Modern stuff is kinda out the window. but I'm getting distracted)
Maybe Tosa recognized what the Chibis really were and what their existence meant for her future. Maybe she was able to recognize the nature of who summoned them and pieced together where their origin point was. Either way Tosa sees a major threat to her and she's going over to deal with it before it can actually threaten her position. However another part of me thinks that Tosa might try to Capture the current littlest Richardson because... well if Jane could summon Smols at her age currently, then what could she do when she gets older? What if Tosa could turn that potential threat to her position into something that could be used to her advantage?
2) Now the Second possible reason reason for Tosa launching an attack on Sasebo is this. Her Target is Mutsu, more specifically the twins. Why you may ask? Simple, one of her scouts probing the defensive line caught sight of Mutsu and managed to get back to Tosa. So like with the above theory regarding Jane and the Chibis. Tosa recognizes the kind of threat Mutsu's children would pose in the long term. And therefore the Abyssal princess is going in to take Mama Mutsu and her unborn Children out before the latter have a chance to grow up and threaten her.
Alternatively, like with the above theory involving Jane, Tosa could also be trying to take the twins and use whatever power they'll one day hold to her own advantage. Because lets face it, if shipgirls are indeed minor sea goddesses as what Wash thought/believed when she spoke with Gale's Mother about Children way back in the story. Then by Mythological convention, the child of a shipgirl and a human would be a Demigod. Demigods in myth have in quite a few instances become full-fledged gods themselves. And a Monster like Tosa would almost certainly recognize this fact and then try to use it to her own gains. After all, a newborn is far easier to shape to one's end goals in the long run instead a child that has already been taught things that are deemed undesirable.
Now I know that the Elphant in the room is what about the slug, and I'd say that Tosa would probably do her best effort to disable the Slug's ability to fight back before capturing her... or perhaps more gruesomely remove Mutsu's babies and then take them. If I'm not mistaken the twins are far enough along that they could be born early and be fairly okay. All this though is if Tosa's aim is to take the twins alive. If it is not... well I don't think I need to say it right?
3) This one is kinda iffy but it does make a fair degree of sense for why Tosa is taking such a risky Gamble. One of her forces spotted Yamato somehow and managed to report the sighting back to Tosa. Yamato is the only ship who (besides Musashi and the Iowa Sisters) poses the greatest threat to Tosa's position. Unlike the others who are currently elsewhere and therefore not an immediate threat to Tosa. Yamato is at Sasebo, currently unable to sortie but she's there, perhaps as the one thing Tosa believes is a clear and present threat. So Tosa is launching a massive attack as a Decapitation strike to take out Yamato before Yams has a chance to get any kind of experience, even if its simply gunnery practice at the range, and have the opprotunity to grow even more powerful. After all if you see you enemies strongest surface ship seemingly stuck at port and currently unable to go out, wouldn't you want to try and sink that surface ship at its moorings or before it can get out to the open sea?
Furthermore, Tosa might understand just how crushing the loss of Yamato would be to Japan's morale. Which would then make the Island nation much eaiser pickings for the Abyss. Though I don't think Tosa knows that only a very small handful of people in Japan currently know that Yamato is back. However that's irrelevant because if the rest of Japan's first exposure to the fact that Yamato has returns is news of her Sinking by Tosa's hand. Then the negative effect on morale will be the same, if not greater.
Also, thinking on it further, just imagine what kind of monster(s) Tosa could probably give birth to if she does sink Yams (or just a sizable portion of the Sasebo fleet before she pulls back or is otherwise forced to retreat). It isn't a reason for her attack but it would be a benefit of it. If she is able to accomplish whatever goal it is she has.
Though I cannot rule out a sinking feeling that it isn't just any one of the reason listed above, but rather a combination of all three... Why kill just two birds with one stone when you can bag three at once....
We won't know for certain what the reason for the attack is until the next update or three but dear god I practically see someone in the Sasebo fleet won't make it out of this engagement. I mean if the last run in with Tosa almost saw Hiei die at Tosa's hand when she was much weaker. What in SECNAV's name is gonna happen now that Tosa is not only much more powerful than before, but her fleet is far stronger (and almost certainly larger) than it was last time she engaged the Sasebo fleet?
Sure the Sasebo fleet has grown quite a bit itself and Ari has gotten a remodel and thus stronger...but will it be enough though to decide the upcoming battle in the favor of Humanity the world wonders. If it is, then the question will be what price will be paid to achieve victory?
