Well after a the wait compared to how quickly I pumped out other omakes. I will say though that I had to split this one to two parts just because of how long it started to get.
Omake: An Officer and his Dogs part 4
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Lieutenant William Corgi awoke in a rather annoyed mood; his otherwise pleasant dream had been ruined by the sudden appearance of a certain orange-clad idol right before things had gotten very interesting.
"Damn traffic cone invading my dreams. Letting Lisa jam out to her albums last night was a bad call on my part." William muttered as he glanced at his clock and noticed the time was 0347. He had woken up early,
again. The PT Corgi that was at the foot of his bed awoke to his muttering and tilted its head to one side before crawling up besides the Lt.
William sighed and scratched the top of the PT boat's head; the dog gave a sleepy yawn and leaned into his touch.
"I'm sorry girl, did I wake ya?" He said to the dog apologetically, who then simply pushed its snout against his hand twice to tell him no. And he knew the dog was telling him no, even if he couldn't exactly explain how.
"At least today the new transfers to the unit will arrive. Y'all don't give them too much trouble now, okay?" William said softly to the PT boat before pulling the blanket aside just enough to get out of bed. He shuffled over to his quarter's personal bathroom to shower and freshen up for the day, leaving a trail of removed clothes on his way to the shower.
After he was done washing, he'd take a final cold rinse to help keep him awake long enough to get some Coffee. And he did desperately need some Coffee after last night.
After drying off from his shower and getting dressed for the day, William took the time to put away his night sleepwear and used towel in their appropriate hampers before he made his bed to regulation standard. Once all that was taken care of, the Lieutenant exited his quarters and walked down the hall that led into the main room of the PT Barracks. With the PT Corgi that had watched over him during the night right behind him the entire time.
William reached the Coffee machine and set a new pot to brew. By the time Jim exited his quarters a few minutes later, the pot had finished brewing and William had already poured out two cups. The Lieutenant handed the Gunnery Sergeant one of the mugs and kept the other for himself.
William noticed that his friend had bags around his eyes and general grumpy air around him.
"Lemme guess, Traffic cone invaded your dreams too huh?" William said as he took a long sip of the black brew. From the grumbled reply Jim gave him before downing a quarter of the mug's contents in one go, William would take that as a solid yes.
"I had almost forgotten how catchy and
annoying that idol's songs could get." Jim said as he drank down another quarter of his coffee and felt the life return to him.
"Yeah her songs can be annoying as fuck at times but I have to admit when she doesn't do those damn high-pitched and high-intensity songs, her singing is really good." William countered before taking another sip of his coffee. The PT Boats were all waking up now, no doubt stirred to wakefulness by the smell of Coffee.
"Yeah you got a point there; I loved the Christmas album she released last year." Jim said as he finished off the rest of his coffee before handing William the now empty mug. William just gave a hum of agreement as he finished the last of his coffee before he washed the mugs as Jim went to wake everyone else up.
William sighed as he went to make a quick, simple breakfast of spam and eggs for everyone. They had quite a bit of work to do today; introducing the new guys to the unit would be a task and a half itself. However they had to take care of changing the patrol rotations first before anything else.
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It was an about an hour and a half later, after the day patrol was topped off and sortied and the returning night rotation had returned and indulged in their required gluttony, that William was able to sit down at his desk and do some needed paperwork. It never seemed to end no matter how quickly he filled out the forms; it was something that annoyed him to no end.
He heard a knock on his door, a familiar three-note knock that only one person he knew made. "Enter." Corgi said as he read a form requesting some of the PT Corgis and one member of his Staff to part take in a Navy PR event scheduled for the New Year.
Gunnery Sergeant Clayton entered the room and handed Lieutenant Corgi a small stack of papers. "Some medical reports from Lisa, it seems like part of night squadron 2 got injured on their way back to base." Clayton spoke with a rather severe tone; Corgi was flabbergasted at what he heard. He hadn't even noticed anything wrong with the dogs of squadron 2 when they came in from patrol.
"How the hell did they get hurt?" William asked before he looked at the paper and did a double take at what he saw.
"Are you fucking kidding me? They collided with a pair of Ocean Sunfish? How the hell does that happen...wait since when do Sunfish horizontally bask this early in the day?" William asked as he glanced out the window, it was barely even nautical twilight yet, let alone sunrise.
'So why would two of those fish be on its side on the surface before the sun was even up?' He pondered to himself briefly before sighing again. He just couldn't catch a break could he? More things to ponder, more things to check out to see if there was a pattern to be found.
He had learned the hard way once, and just once, to never dismiss anything, no matter how random it seemed during times like this. However, right now he had a more pressing concern and that was the health of the injured dogs. The health of
his dogs. He knew that if he didn't try and stop em, they'd attempt to sortie before they had completely healed. A persistent trait carried over from the crews of their original lives as mere boats.
"Are they going to be completely healed before tonight's patrol or I'm gonna have to split squadrons 3 and 4 to cover the gap left by squadron 2's injured till they're fully healed?" William asked Jim, who simply nodded.
"Lisa said that she had their noses and hind legs in splints and they're a taking a soak in the repair docks right now and they'll be good as new by tonight. Hell she said that they'll probably be out before its lunch time." Jim said to William, who breathed a sigh of relief at the news. If Lisa said something like that, he knew that it was the truth.
Ellen really did work miracles with the dogs whenever they got injured. Her skills were a godsend in lieu of a proper repair ship and because of that, William was willing to put up with Lisa's more...eccentric habits. Which have caused him more than a fair number of headaches in the past.
From the corner of his eye, William saw Clayton fish out his phone and check his messages. "William I just got word from my friend that's running the transports from MYS. Those Ensigns we're getting, their plane just landed at the airport, it won't be long before they get here. Ten, maybe fifteen minutes tops if Traffic is bad after they get their bags." The Gunnery Sergeant said as he put the phone away. The Lieutenant had a small smile crack across his face as he opened up a desk drawer and pulled out two dossier folders.
"Gunny Sergeant Clayton, inform every one of the news and have them assembled at the briefing table after the ensigns get here and put their bags away. Pull the extra chairs out of the storage room and make sure everything is in order. I'll be outside waiting for them." William said as he looked at the paperwork for New Year's PR event, he figured he could put it off, if only just for a little bit. To make certain that among other things the new ensigns knew how the unit ran.
Besides, William had always personally greeted newcomers to the unit, and he wasn't about to skip what had become the unit's tradition.
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Ensigns Mitchel Crawford and Matilda Jones struggled to shake the last dregs of sleepiness from their minds. The two and a half hour plane ride from Maryland they just got off of didn't really give them a chance to get any rest. They knew their deployment orders would entail them getting up early and flying out well before dawn.
However knowing that still hadn't prepared them for the reality of it, not completely anyways. Though on the other hand neither of them had really slept well during the night, before they had to get up and depart for the Airport along with a sizable number of their fellow classmates.
Maybe two of their fellow classmates had gotten on their flight but they were being deployed to elsewhere and therefore they'd part from them after arrival. Most of the rest of their class were flying out west and a small number of their classmates were left behind in Maryland due to their deployment orders. It took almost ten minutes for Matilda and Mitchel to get off the plane and get down to the baggage claim area to get their luggage.
Mitchel sighed with impatience as he waited for the luggage return carousel to start spitting out everyone's luggage. Matilda was just a few feet off to his left, chatting with a civilian. He didn't fault her for talking with civilians, many folks were confused, scared, or for some; in complete denial of how the world was now. Having the chance to speak with Navy personnel, or really anyone from the Military went a long way to help people understand what was going on and maybe assure their fears.
Before Mitchel could ponder further on it, a loud buzzing alarm alerted everyone around the baggage return that their luggage had arrived. Sure enough in a few moments the first large bags and suitcases started making their rounds on the track. Mitchel believed it was good fortune on he and Matilda's part that their luggage was among the first to come out. He grabbed both his and Matilda's bags and pulled them off the track. Matilda had noticed his movement and was at his side by the time he had turned to tell her that he got their bags.
"Wow Mitchel, we got lucky with baggage return didn't we?" Matilda said in a rather upbeat manner as Mitchel handed her bag before they started making their way to the exit of the baggage claim area.
"Yeah we did, didn't we?" Mitchel said before his eyes caught sight of a man, a marine standing near the exit of the building. He held a sign that had their names on it, so the Ensigns both figured that someone from the base was already here to pick them up. Mitchel hadn't expected that, and a brief glance to Matilda told him that she hadn't expected it either.
"Are you Ensigns Matilda Jones and Mitchel Crawford?" The man asked them over the din of the Airport. Even this early in the morning, it was still fairly noisy.
"Yes we are."
"Good. Follow me; there's a truck waiting out on the loading curb for you two." The marine said before he led them out of the terminal building. Waiting there on the curb for them was a M1109, a scout variant given the utter lack of weapons the vehicle had. The driver was sitting behind the wheel drinking out of a to-go cup and messing about with his phone before he noticed the return of his fellow marine with the Ensigns in tow.
Matilda had to bite back giggles and Mitchel had to subdue chuckles when they saw the driver almost dropped his coffee cup into his lap to
attempt to look like he wasn't just screwing around on the phone till now and got the Humvee started.
As Mitchel and Matilda placed their bags in the vehicle before getting in themselves, they heard a few choice words the one marine said to the driver. Though they couldn't quite catch what was exactly said because of noise of the airport even at this early hour, and the rumble of the Humvee's engine.
Once they were settled in the truck and underway, the marine that had greeted them spoke up. "So you two are going to Dog Squad huh? Boy did you two end up in an oddball unit." The man said as the driver weaved the Humvee through traffic.
"Oddball unit?" Matilda said with a measure of confusion.
"Yeah, a mix-and-match of Navy and Marine personnel that deals with the PT Corgis here in New Orleans. The Lt's XO is a Marine Gunnery Sergeant, despite the fact there's a Navy W-5 in the unit." The marine explained as they stopped at a red light. The driver took this moment to jump in on the conversation.
"Yeah, like the only stranger Job you could get in the Navy is dealing with ship girls directly on a regular basis. Though that doesn't mean you won't run into em while doing stuff for Dog Squad. Some of them girls just like either messing with the corgis, spoilin em rotten, or snatching em away for snuggles or some other kind of shenanigan; much to the Lt's continual misery." The drive said with a matter-of-fact tone.
"So are you two part of this, 'Dog Squad' and is that why you were waiting for us at the Airport?" Mitchel asked the marines, who looked at one another for a second before breaking out in laughter just as the light turned green and they got moving again.
"No Sir, we ain't from dog squad. We don't have the dog handling qualifications or experience to get into that unit. We just got asked by the unit's XO to pick up you two from the airport while they got the daytime patrols ready for sortie and fed the returning night patrols." The marine that had greeted said as they passed through the dimmer lit areas of the city. The only strong light present was from the Humvee's headlights since sunrise was still roughly an hour or so away, though the horizon was clearly visible now.
A few minutes of silence passed before Mitchel broke it with a question directed at the marines. "Marines, I've heard a few rumors about Lieutenant Corgi from some of the old salts at the Naval Academy. Mainly that Corgi was the hard-ass of hard-asses when it came to adhering to rules and regulations when he and his class was going through the Academy. Is he still like that?" Mitchel spoke with a degree of concern in his voice.
"Well, yes and no." The marine riding shotgun bluntly replied.
"What do you mean yes and no?" Matilda asked the marines before Mitchel had the chance to say it himself.
"No as far as he doesn't follow
everything so strictly now. In fact, depending on circumstances he could let ya get away with quite a bit. Though then again, I suppose that's just the part and parcel of life you get when it comes to dealing with well, anything and
everything that involves MSSB." The marine said, and the ensigns grimaced slightly. Their class on ship girls and the... antics they could get up to as well as the bottomless mystery that was MSSB was
woefully ad-hock. Though the Ensigns didn't ponder on just how unprepared they really were for dealing with all things MSSB related because the driver spoke up next to finish the second half of what the passenger was saying.
"Yes in the fact that the rules he does strictly enforce are mainly the ones he came up with for dealing with the management and internal workings of Dog Squad... Ugh I don't really remember everything Clayton said and I ain't gonna take guesses on the details, so here's the short of it. You fuck up how Lieutenant Corgi runs his unit or if he learns that you've mistreated and/or neglected the PT Corgis at any point. He
will verbally tear ya a new one with the wrathfulness of the Old Testament." The driver said as he made the turn that was the final approach to the main entrance to the naval base.
"Yeah LTJG Jackson found that out second one the hard way…Okay, he
was a dumbass for grabbing an angry blimp cat when it was in a scuffle with one of the PT Corgis. But when Lieutenant Corgi came up back here from Port Fourchon to fill in for the LTJG while a replacement was being looked for, Corgi discovered that Jackson had been almost completely negligent with his duties and responsibilities on managing the PT Boats. Lemme tell ya, you could hear the LT chew out Jackson
well the hell away from the window of the infirmary room the LTJG was recovering in." The marine riding shotgun said with a tad bit of nervousness in his voice.
"So does that mean Lieutenant Corgi has a short temper?" Mitchel asked with a strong hint of dread. He had enough experiences dealing with people who short tempers to last him several lifetimes, he really didn't want to be deal with another person like that who was also his new CO.
"No, He really doesn't." Both marines said at once, before they glanced at one another and shared a short laugh. Though the marine's laughter died down as the Humvee came up to the Naval base's entrance. It was another minute before the sentries waved them through and one of them elaborated further.
"It's actually pretty damn hard to make the Lieutenant lose his temper most of the time. I've heard from the marines that work under him, he might be grouchy most of the time but he never snaps at anyone unless they've done something to completely deserve it." The marine riding upfront said honest and frankly to the two Ensigns.
Mitchel breathed a sigh of relief at the news, and glance over to Matilda showed that she looked considerably less nervous. Though they were pulled from their thoughts before they had a chance to talk to one another by the marine riding up front clapping his hands hard twice; this drew their attention to the building that the marine was pointing at. However, it was the driver who spoke up.
"Alright, you see that building up ahead. That's the PT Boat Barracks; just about all the Marines on base though call it 'Fort Bork'. Though, uh, you might not wanna call it that around Lieutenant Corgi because uh, yeah he kinda gets
annoyed by all the nicknames people have given him or his unit or the buildings they occupy. Hell you two will probably know at least two dozen of those nicknames by the end of today." Their driver informed them as they pulled up to where the paved road ended and a concrete walkway began that led to the barracks building.
Someone was already outside waiting for them. The two marines that chatted with them on the ride got oddly silent all of a sudden and that concerned both Ensigns greatly. It only took a few moments for them to realize that it had to that was someone from 'Dog Squad' waiting for them. Ensigns Matilda Jones and Mitchel Crawford wanted to make a good first impression on whomever it was waiting for them. So they got their bags and got out of the Humvee.
Ensigns Matilda Jones and Mitchel Crawford looked at one another briefly before their gazes shifted back to the man that was waiting for them just outside the PT Boat barracks. As what their Marine driver had informed them that the building in front of them was called.
The man waiting for them had his back facing them, arms folded behind his back in parade rest. This man was obviously Navy like them given his uniform. But to both of their eyes, he seemed like he was tense about something, even the tight cut dusty brown hair the man had mostly concealed by his cover seemed to have been raised in tension. It honestly unnerved the both of them.
Then man turned around with a single fluid motion as they left the Humvee behind and came several steps closer to him.
The two Ensigns snapped to attention the moment they saw the Lieutenant Bars on the man's collar and realized that this was their CO, Lieutenant William Corgi. Matilda and Mitchel were more than a tad bit frightened as his gaze swept over them. With the light of the early dawn sun partially lighting his eyes, it gave the Lieutenant's Hazel-Green eyes a yellow-gold hue to them along with a rather terrifying intensity. It was as if though he was looking down into the very depths of their beings with those eyes, searching for some fundamental fault they possessed.
After a brief few seconds of silent staring, the Lieutenant returned their salutes and spoke up. "At ease sailors. I take it that you're Ensign Matilda Jones and Ensign Mitchel Crawford." The Lieutenant asked them, though his expression said that he already knew the answer, but he wanted to hear it from them.
"Sir, Yes Sir!" They both responded at once before they briefly glanced at each other. The rather serious expression the Lieutenant had faltered slightly as a faint smile cracked across his lips.
"Good. Take your things inside and find yourself an empty room to claim, there's plenty of unused rooms to spare. After that, report back to the General assembly table in the main room to get briefed on what to expect in this unit and introduce the both of you to the people you'll be working with from now on." The Lieutenant said before he thought for a moment and added one more thing
"Ah. Pardon me, I almost forgot to say this. Welcome to the United States Navy's 5th Patrol Torpedo Boat Support Unit or 'Dog Squad' as other members of the Navy colloquially call this unit." He spoke the last part in a far more relaxed tone than he has been using prior.
As they entered through the front door the two ensigns were taken aback at how different the building was on the inside compared to the outside. It hardly looked like what they were used to given that there was a small open kitchen just off to their right. A long table was positioned just outside of it and by the coffee machine. To their left was what looked like a decently sized entertainment area that had several couches, coffee tables & end tables, plus two TVs mounted on the wall.
On the other end of the room there were dozens upon dozens of dog beds neatly lined up on the floor that formed a channel leading to a hallway. The Ensigns walked through the main room, past the PT boats that either played in the open space between the entertainment and sleeping areas or were napping in their beds. It didn't take them long to see that each door along the hallway was someone's quarters, what surprised them was that it looked like everyone here had their own quarters.
Soon the two ensigns found two rooms that were unclaimed and got settled in.
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The two Ensigns thought for sure they hadn't taken
that long to unpack and put their things in order. However when they came out of their respective quarters and walked back out into the main room, things were very different compared to when they first came through.
Every dog that was sleeping was now awake and every dog that had been playing had stopped. All the dogs were gathered off to the side of the long table that was adjacent to the open kitchen and they were looking at them. Forty pairs of beady eyes followed their every movement across the room with the fluidity of a well-oiled gun mount. That alone was unnerving enough for Mitchel and Matilda but it was what was waiting for them at the table that unnerved them even further.
At one end of the table sat the Lieutenant and one very stern looking Gunnery Sergeant. Behind them were four marines and two Navy personnel standing at parade rest. All the chairs were pushed in at the table save for the two that were directly across from Lieutenant. The Lieutenant gestured for them to have a seat and they quickly sat down at the table.
Matilda briefly glanced over to the dogs and saw that all but one of them had their eyes squarely focused on Mitchel and her. The odd one out had its eyes focused on the Lieutenant. She felt that the dogs were sizing her and Mitchel up; that didn't help make her feel any more comfortable. In fact, it made her more uncomfortable than she was already. Her eyes darted back to the Lieutenant when she heard him cough.
"I won't beat around the bush here, I'm damn glad that I've got the both of you for my Staff. This unit's been understaffed since its inception but now it's a lot less so with the two of you aboard." The Lieutenant said as the marine sitting next to him handed him a few folders. He opened one of them and flipped a page before his eyes looked up and locked onto Matilda's.
"Ensign Matilda Jones, your file here says that before you enrolled in the Naval Academy, you were a therapy dog trainer for four years. Is this correct?" Lieutenant Corgi asked with a level voice.
"Sir, Yes sir!" Matilda said on reflex, which caused both the marine and the Lieutenant to blink twice before they started chuckling. Much to Matilda's confusion and to some degree, indignation; however the chuckles died soon after they had begun.
"No need to for the strict formalities here Ensign unless otherwise called for, or if you're outside the PT boat Barracks. However when either of you are here, you can just call me William." The Lieutenant said not just to Matilda, but to Mitchel as well. William's gaze then moved to Mitchel as he opened the second folder and looked at its contents.
"Ensign Mitchel Crawford, your file here says that before you enrolled in the Naval academy you spent three years as a K-9 Handler. Is this correct?" William said while closing the folder, looking rather intently at Mitchel.
Mitchel to his credit didn't flinch at William's change of posture, nor from the intensity his gaze held. "Yes Si-yes William." Mitchel was glad he was able to catch himself from being too formal when his CO had just asked him not to. A small smile graced William's face.
"That's damn good to hear. With you two's help I'm certain the PT Corgis can be a hella lot more flexible when they're not in their rigging." William said with plain relief in his voice. He was glad to get two people with their skill sets as part of his unit. He'd made a promise to the dogs that he'd do his damn best to make sure they wouldn't be abandoned or discarded by the Navy when this war was eventually won.
"Alright, now with that out of the way let me introduce you to the people you're going to be working with from now on and a few things you should know about them right off the bat. Staring off with the marine sitting next to me, Gunnery Sergeant Jim Clayton, my XO and the man who handles most of the day to day logistics of the unit." William paused for a moment to let the information sink in before continuing.
"You need something specific from supply, he'll help you get it. No matter what it is." William said, whilst the Gunnery Sergeant nodded before speaking up.
"Trust me; don't be afraid to come to me with a strange request. I get those plenty of times from everyone else."
Matilda and Mitchel listened with rapt attention and followed the Lieutenant's hand as he pointed to one of the two naval personnel standing behind him, and the furthest person on the left.
"Chief Warrant Officer 5 Mitchel Sanderson, He's the Chief Hull maintenance technician for the PT Corgis' rigging. Anything and everything barring the Radar Sets and Torpedoes he manages. Take it from me, he's as overworked as I am or even more so depending on the day of the week." William again paused and allowed the information to sink in before telling the Ensigns about the quirk with Sanderson.
"The last cup of coffee in the coffee pot is exclusively his. Take it without brewing a new pot at your own peril." From the way how the
Lieutenant sounded when he mentioned that, it scared both Ensigns.
"William come on, that only happened once!" Sanderson retorted with a small glare directed at William before he regarding the two Ensigns. "Anyways, I won't bite ya heads off if you take the last cup. Just set another pot to brew if you do, okay?"
The Ensigns nodded rapidly, in manner one could liken to a bobble head, which made the Gunnery Sergeant crack up a bit. William rolled his eyes at Jim's behavior and moved his hand to the next person.
"Petty Officer Third Class Simon Lake, before he got into this unit he was a torpedo technician on
USS Florida, SSGN-728. After
Florida got damaged eight months ago in a depth charge attack out by the Bahamas, Simon was transferred to this unit at my request." William took a small breath before continuing.
"He's generally assisting Sanderson or Sergeant Banks with their work when he's not busy with his own. However, Simon is the
only person currently authorized to work on the torpedoes and their mountings on the PT Corgis' rigging." From the deathly serious expression William had on his face when he mentioned the torpedoes, it didn't bode well for the Ensigns. The Ensigns noticed a few of the others grimace, which made them wonder if an incident had occurred in the past.
After a moment of heavy silence, William's expression changed as he spoke up again.
"Also, like almost all submariners he can bluff very well. Don't play poker with him unless you really know what you're doing." William said with an amused look on his face.
"Glad to be working with you two. Hopefully I and Sanderson's workloads can finally drop down a bit."
There was a small murmur of agreement from Sanderson before William moved his hand towards the first of the marines that were standing up.
"Sergeant David Banks, he's our electronics technician. More in point he's responsible for maintaining the radar sets on the PT Corgis' rigging for the dogs that have it. He's also responsible for installing sets on the dogs that are undergoing upgrades." William said with a small hint of pride in his voice.
"Just don't ask him for a drink from the canteen you see him carrying around, unless you want to try uncut torpedo juice." The lieutenant said with a bit of a grin on his face. The next marine in line shuffled a bit uncomfortably at the last part William had mentioned. The Ensigns were concerned and were about to ask for an explanation when Banks spoke up.
"I know what you two are about to say. No, I don't normally drink it while on duty. It's just really good at cleaning electrical contacts and it's damn easy to make in the amounts I use for my job." Banks spoke in a defensive manner. Silencing the questions both ensigns were about to ask. However it did tell them that somewhere in the area of the PT Boat Barracks there was a still.
William moved his hand to the next Marine in line, the one that had shifted uncomfortably on his feet when William mentioned the canteen Sergeant Banks carried with him.
"Lance Corporal Stanley Desmond, he's the unit's communication technician. His main job is to set the radio codes for the day, though he's also responsible for making sure every PT Corgi knows what the day's code and keys are." William paused to let it sink in before continuing.
"He is also responsible for informing the PT Corgis out on sortie of sudden weather developments. He'll route them around particularly bad thunderstorms or to the nearest port to shelter at until the storm passes." William seemed to hesitate for moment after he finished speaking; like there was something else he wanted to say but was unsure if he should say it.
Ultimately, he did say it.
"He's got...strange tastes in music." From the way how the Lieutenant didn't elaborate further on that point, it kinda worried both Ensigns.
Desmond huffed a bit and held an annoyed expression on his face. "My music tastes aren't as strange as everyone makes it out to be, I just like a very large variety of music, that's all."
Jim and William gave briefly looked back behind them to give Stanley a raised eyebrow. In fact, all but one of the personnel standing at parade rest turned and gave Desmond a raise eyebrow. Matilda felt more than she saw from the corner of her eye all of the PT Corgis that had been staring her and Mitchel down shift their gazes to the marine.
Matilda turned her head slightly and saw that the Corgis were giving Stanley what she figured was the Dog equivalent of the raised eyebrow look. Stanley squirmed slightly at the weight of the stares directed at him. After a moment of silence, everyone turned their attention back to the two Ensigns. William then pointed to the only other woman present in the room.
"Private First Class Lisa Ellen. She's the unit's Medic for the PT Corgis. She was a Veterinarian Surgeon up until about a year ago when she signed up for the Marines. While Sanderson, Lake, and Banks can put the Corgis equipment back together, Ellen can put the dogs themselves back together." William said with a healthy respect in his voice.
"She's the closest thing to a dedicated repair ship we've got for the PT Corgis and I've seen her work miracles in the past." The Ensigns could see Lisa's chest swell with pride at the praise.
"However..." William trailed off before he let his arm fall back to his side and his head hang down with a long, suffering sigh before looking back up.
"Ellen is a lewd woman. While she's almost never lewd first; however if you say something that
can be taken as an innuendo or otherwise lewd thing, She'll tease ya on it without mercy." Instead of being embarrassed at the remark, the Ensigns noticed Lisa swell even more with pride. There was a devilish grin on the Marine's face and the Ensigns couldn't help but shudder at it. William took a moment, as if though he was bracing himself for something before speaking up again.
"She's also scarily good at voice impersonations too." William said without further comment and a hint of dread in his voice. Crawford and Jones were about to ask him to elaborate further when Ellen spoke up.
"Now, now~ don't make the Lieutenant explain
everything. That'd take the fun out of karaoke night~" Ellen said with a teasing lit to her voice, a voice which at the mention of Karaoke
disturbingly came close to the 'idol' voice used by a certain orange-clad light cruiser.
Matilda struggled to keep herself from cracking up upon hearing the rather impressive impersonation Ellen had just performed. Mitchel was more confused than anything else. William, Jim and everyone other than Stanley and the last marine in line however groaned upon hearing the voice.
William pinched the bridge of his nose and breathed out a suffering sigh before he raised his hand and pointed to the last marine standing at the other end of the line.
"And this is Private First Class Raphael Sandbar. Like you he's new to this unit but he has a general idea of managing the PT Corgis." William said in an encouraging manner to get the rather shy marine to speak up.
Sandbar straightened up a bit more than what the Ensigns thought was possible before speaking. "I look forward to working with the both of you to the best of my abilities."
William was going to inform the Ensigns and Sandbar about the unit's standing orders. However before he could say a word, his phone went off. "Now what?" William grumbled as he fished his phone out of his NWU jacket pocket and checked his texts.
William's eye twitched as he read the text. This didn't go unnoticed by Jim or anyone else. "What's the matter William?" The Gunnery Sergeant said with palpable concern. To which William gave a sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose before he looked at his friend.
"The dogs we left with Sergeant First Class Stacker and his men back in Port Fourchon, they got attacked by a big gator, probably a 17 footer when they were out on the water doing maneuver drills." William spoke with vexation before continuing.
"The Dogs killed the gator and dragged it back to the barracks building. Made a mess that Stanley Kubrick would be proud of. Though the gator broke the leg of the PT Corgi it attacked."
Everyone else in the room blanched but not for the same reasons. William dialed a number and a few moments later the person on the other end picked up the line.
"This is Lieutenant Corgi, Sergeant First Class Stacker I'm giving the Phone to PFC Ellen now, she'll walk your medic through the steps for setting that dog's leg." William said while motioning for Ellen to take his phone.
Ellen took the phone and right away and began speaking with Stacker's medic. The change in how she acted shocked the two ensigns, if they hadn't seen the change themselves they wouldn't have believed that this was the same woman.
As Ellen headed back to her quarters, William gave a sigh. "Everyone else is released back to their duties. Pfc Sandbar, wait here for a moment. I have something to tell you and the Ensigns."
Everybody else save for the aforementioned departed to take care of other things. Sandbar, Jones and Crawford however remained with Corgi.
"Okay, Right now I can't take the time to properly inform the three of you of the various standing orders this unit has. So come by my office around 2100. I'll be able to give those standing orders then. Right now I've got other matters that need my attention." William said to the three. Sandbar nodded, though Matilda spoke up.
"And what are we supposed to do now sir?"
"Shadow the others and get a feel for things, help them out when and where you can. Beyond what Simon does, everyone else in the unit knows how to do just about every other job. There's a lot for you two to learn." William said as he got up from his chair before pushing it back in.
"As for me, I've got a whole new mess of paperwork to deal with. On top of the stuff I was putting off to greet you two and introduce you to everyone else. The three of you are released to your duties." William said before walking off towards his office.
Raphael stood there for a moment before he motioned for the Navy Ensigns to come with him. Jim did ask him to help out with brushing the PT Corgis fur and Raphael figured a couple extra hands would get the task done faster.
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William opened the door to his office and sighed as he made his way to his desk and sat down. Looking at his desk, he swore the paperwork that was on it before had multiplied. Could it had been a sub sneaking in through the window to his office to drop off more? Probably, if his past luck was anything to go by.
"Some days, I just ain't payed enough for this crap. I swear, if those Corgis did that just because Stacker and his men are Army..." The Lieutenant muttered darkly to himself as he went about the seemingly unending task that was completing paperwork.
After a short while, Ellen entered his office to return his phone. He picked it up and started speaking with Stacker on how to clean up the mess, and keep ahead of the inquiries that were bound to follow.
It was only 0735 and William already felt somewhat tired. Today was going to be long day, he could just feel it in his bones.
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