Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
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Then why don't we see more of that? o_0
that too
Grounders10
Nine-Tailed Kitsune
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- British Columbia, Canada, Mars
"Nope. Not Possible. I'm going back to where reality makes sense." ~ Miscellaneous Doctor.
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- Canada
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B-baka!
Frustrated Art
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- Some town in the Philippines
Spoiler: Another one for ya
If only... if only.
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I favor a modern battleship but I'ma not open that can of worms here.
I also just got the idea of Pennsy walking into someone playing "Red Like Roses Part II."
Reality ensues.
*Pennsy is walking past Naka's (probably) room*
"...stripped away from me the minute that you died."
Pennsy: Oh no...
"...all I ever wanted. But now without you I'm a soul for-"
*WHAM* *breaking noises*
In other news, my fingers hurt. Again.
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Which would take months, if not years to design and build.
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and? To fully remodel Iowa would take almost as much time and more money. And for a ship whose primary armament (read: not the type of ship itself) is out of style for the wars we fight today. Shell dispersion is 200 yards apart, in an age where munitions can land within mere feet of their target.
But please. Keep this to another thread.
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Archduke
Don't Take Geology Puns For Granite
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- Texas
Theres only so much i can fit in the headline ya know.
Probably using some salvaged parts from Jersey.
"Iowa, please taking care of my leg. Or fucking else."
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- Nowhere
"Calm your tits, sis. I won't let anything happen to it."
Though you guys do realize that in taking her out of mothball she won't be available for summon until the war's pretty much over, right?
She can still talk to the (arguably) existing spirit of the hull. Won't get straight answer, tho, but it's the thought that counts.
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yes, but now you need 2000 people just to run something that could have run by herself.
Archduke
Don't Take Geology Puns For Granite
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Iowa hasn't hit the 100 year old threshold to self summon, and she isn't sunk. She can't be summoned yet. Unless you are willing to sink or scrap one of the two remaining Iowas, she's not going to appear.
ijnfleetadmiral
CinC Rengo Kanmusutai
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- Admiral's Bridge, HIJMS Kongo
*All the shipgirls have together for the wedding and music is blaring at the reception. It somehow reaches the summoning chamber which produces...something*
*The reception is still going strong when a Captain Jack Sparrow lookalike strolls in*
Black Pearl: *Speaks just like Jack* A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Taffy Three: YAY! *Murder-balls make a beeline for the bar*
Jersey: *Grabs onto their shirts to stop them* Yeah, that shit ain't happening.
The insanity is just strong enough for this to occur.
*The reception is still going strong when a Captain Jack Sparrow lookalike strolls in*
Black Pearl: *Speaks just like Jack* A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Taffy Three: YAY! *Murder-balls make a beeline for the bar*
Jersey: *Grabs onto their shirts to stop them* Yeah, that shit ain't happening.
The insanity is just strong enough for this to occur.
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Oh wait so is that how it works?
Grounders10
Nine-Tailed Kitsune
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- British Columbia, Canada, Mars
.... can I say I want to see the Black Pearl show up now?
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- Nowhere
Seconded.
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- Vancouver WA United States
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- Nowhere
JMPer: Nixed!
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- Canada
And then everybody finds out it was Kidd just playing pirate.
Burning Baron
This position needs more entrenching.
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- In here, not out there.
And then everybody finds out it was Kidd just playing pirate.
ijnfleetadmiral
CinC Rengo Kanmusutai
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- Admiral's Bridge, HIJMS Kongo
Nah, it's not Kidd playing pirate because when she sees BP she emits a squee that is high enough to shatter fine crystal and immediately declares herself, Dee, and Bannie to be BP's new BFFs and self-appointed tour guides around the naval base.
Cue even more chaos.
Cue even more chaos.
Burning Baron
This position needs more entrenching.
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- In here, not out there.
That's nice and all, but beyond that, what could she do? She's not just obsolete. She's so outdated that I can't even think up a proper analogy. The Atlantic's a back and forth, but not as bad as last time, and the Pacific is another story entirely. She'd be, at best, relegated to deskwork. Because she's slow(er than anything else on the roster) and undergunned. And I won't go into her hull.