Plump and plumpier. You should never call a lady fat.Cameron's mom doesn't really cook. Its his dad that got 'Laska fat and 'Tago fatter.
Plump and plumpier. You should never call a lady fat.Cameron's mom doesn't really cook. Its his dad that got 'Laska fat and 'Tago fatter.
'specially around 'laska.
Where's Cameron gone to?'specially around 'laska.
"Tago... T_T"
*Atago cracks knuckles*
"Right behind you."
^^
*cue stabbing sounds and screaming in the background as the TF2 Meet the [Context] intro plays*
The colossal beat-down that follows is not fit for human eyes.*cue stabbing sounds and screaming in the background as the TF2 Meet the [Context] intro plays*
Speaking of Atago and U.S. submarines, can anyone else picture this?Although... I see a different side from Atago:
USS Harder: "Oh fuck me..."
'tago: "Oh I will, honey. I will..."
*a few passerby take pictures, and 'tago either covers up from embarrassment or (more likely) shows off*Speaking of Atago and U.S. submarines, can anyone else picture this?
*Atago is relaxing in a repair bath, not knowing that several smaller USN shipgirls have been summoned that day*
Atago: *exhales in contentment*
U.S.S. Darter: *pops up beside Atago, speaking nervously* Um, hey...I know we met under less-than-ideal circumstances the last time, but could ya direct me to the Admiral's office? 'M kinda lost.
Atago: *Sees number 227 on the sub's conning tower and knows immediately who this is* KYAAAAHHH!!
*Leaps out of the bath and runs out of the room, not even noticing she's sans towel. She runs into 'laska and Cameron in the anteroom and Cameron gets to see a lot more of his girlfriend's best friend than he ever thought he'd see*
*a few passerby take pictures, and 'tago either covers up from embarrassment or (more likely) shows off*
And just wait for someone to post a video of the event on Youtube
Although... I see a different side from Atago:
USS Harder: "Oh fuck me..."
'tago: "Oh I will, honey. I will..."
"No please!"~ Various Admirals who have the misfortune of dealing with said site, the bane of their existence!And just wait for someone to post a video of the event on Youtube
What about the news about her being knocked up?
The Media storm that'd follow that news would be Biblical, I think They'll try to keep that under wraps till they can't. Or they'll just reveal that only Wash is knocked up, instead of the both of them being so. Unless Wash says something then all bets are offWhat about the news about her being knocked up?
And seriously? no one likes my idea of Jersey learning guitar?
The Media storm that'd follow that news would be Biblical, I think They'll try to keep that under wraps till they can't. Or they'll just reveal that only Wash is knocked up, instead of the both of them being so. Unless Wash says something then all bets are off
I think Jersey would end up rocking out so hard that the Guitar Catches fire.
Or it gains the Ability to shoot out fire, Because that would be badass and something Jersey would do...
Or the Murderballs figure how to rig a Guitar to shoot flames. That sounds actually sounds like something they'd do... especially if they just saw Mad Max Fury Road before hand.
Due to that I'm surprised that everybody doesn't know yet.It'd probably be a lot easier to hide Gale's pregnancy from the public eye. She's just one digi-clad sailor out of thousands, whereas Wash steams up and down Puget Sound in front of thousands of cameras every time she head out for a patrol. It'll be very obvious very fast that she's pregnant.
I suddenly have an idea of Jersey picking up electric guitar (pun intended) for even more 'Murica.
Also, for those who want Rocksmith, get the steam version, then get Cherub Rock for CDLCs, then get the Skillet pack. Three great songs in them.