Nobody's put much effort into worrying about that right now, since there's a war to be won. It's not a massive worry either, so far every girl who's returned has been utterly loyal to her country, so there's no real worry of them turning their guns on their homeland.
Not to mention that any lawyer worth his salt (like, say, the ones the NRA would inevitably hire) would make an excellent argument that all of the shipgirls' weapons are exempt from all Federal and State gun control laws except the National Firearms Act of 1934--which would then simply require them to purchase a $200 tax stamp for each of their guns from the BATFE, since they all legally qualify as Destructive Devices (smokeless powder weapons of greater than 0.5" bore). So if Jersey retired, she'd just have to pay BATFE $31,400 ($200 for each of her 157 total guns) and comply with registration requirements. Plus an additional $200 for every round of explosive ammunition in her stockpiles (as any exploding round is also considered a destructive device), which would add up to a couple million dollars, plus, any time she fired a round, since she regenerates ammunition on her own, she'd have to both provide BATFE with proof that the old round was expended and then purchase a new stamp for the new round. (Or she could just cheat and claim that the new round is the old one.)

Yes, it is legal for private citizens to own naval artillery in the US, if they comply with NFA requirements. It's the cost of complying with it for the ammunition (and being able to document the expenditure of every single round) that makes it infeasible. Frankly, the hardest part would be finding a coastal county to settle in where the sheriff would be willing to sign off on the paperwork... though given the nature of shipgirls, and the fact that it would be shortly after they saved our asses from the Abyssals, I suspect that might be a lot easier than you think. (Though they might have problems if they tried to settle in California or New York or DC...)
 
I get the feeling that if she'd taken down half a dozen Abyssal battleships in seven or eight separate actions and had proven herself the rock of the Japanese battleline, you'd still be talking about her like she was an overconfident rookie... because this isn't actually about her combat record, it's about her personality.

You presume incorrectly, if that did happen, i would acknowledge her as someone who is capable enough to the job (though i do doubt she would be capable of pulling of such a feat), doesn't mean i have to like her or respect her though. You can be the best at what you do and still be a total douchebag.

Denigrating Musashi because she has a poor combat record or is not a useful warship... is not justified.

The comment about her poor IRL combat record while harsh, is most certainly true, also, correct me if i'm wrong, but aren't shipgirl capabilities directly affected by their experiences in combat?..hence why i look down at Musashi now, her combat record is piss, and her attitude is worse . One battle doesn't tell the whole story. I'm sticking to my guns on this. Also, compared to other BB types, Mushashi is the ultimate resource guzzler, and her repair times are complete bullshit, hence my view in that ultimately, she is less useful compared to others. (YMMV here)

HOWEVER, if she does prove herself, just like you mentioned in your posts..and through continuous combat, which given the nature of this war, is very likely, then great!, good for Musashi, of course this will inject more air into her head that will allow her to fly, but that's neither here or there. As i said, just because she has proven doesn't mean i have to like her or respect her.

My apologies.

What I'm trying to get at is that you seem permanently determined to despise Musashi, and to want her to suffer. And it seems as though any new evidence that comes to light or any character development she hypothetically experiences is just... ignored. Or re-interpreted in terms of that existing despising, so that anything good she does is irrelevant and anything bad she does is proof of what a rat she is.

It further seems as though you have adopted a similar stance, to a lesser degree, towards Jersey.

And essentially, my objection is that if this is the way you "really, bluntly" think about the characters, it is virtually impossible that you would ever be happy with them. In which case endlessly criticizing them, or for that matter even reading about them, is a pointless way to raise your blood pressure. It's just a way to be, as the others put it, "salty."

I'll admit that my hatred of Musashi is largely due to my experience of people with her personality, of which i have met more of these types than i would care to. I won't say anything much as it's something that's a sore point for me, but suffice to say, the best i can tolerate Musashi at best, no more no less.

That's pretty much what happened here.

Goto came up with a punishment that will sting Musashi, without striking hard enough to break her morale or cause her to resent the authority figure that imposed the punishment. And one that will force her to confront the nature of her mistake, much more effectively than scrubbing toilets or being totally confined to quarters ever could.

I admire him for it.

Yeah well we'll see, as i said, attention whores have a tendency to look for other ways to get attention...sometimes in the worst possible way.

Suffice to say that this really is how you sound to me. If you can be honest about what you think, so can I.

Honestly, i meant what i said in that post of mine, while anger had clouded some of it, the post was true as it could come.

It's not that your judgment is bad, it's that it really doesn't sound like you are ever going to be happy with this situation.

On the whole i'm happy with the story, excluding Jersey and Musashi...and some other details.

In which case hanging around in an Internet thread repeatedly talking about how you want Musashi to be humiliated and broken or whatever is just... at best, it's pointless.

Ehh, to me, i see nothing wrong with shattering those who are arrogant and breaking them. But i see your point to an extent, this has a chance derailing the thread, so let bygones be bygones.

Also, i'm sorry if my post doesn't answer your own posts. I'm quite tired right now as it's 3.30am, i stayed up all night doing my work and stopped by here to see this thread and @Harry Leferts story.
 
They would still be civilians armed with city bombardment weaponry or armed with attack planes.

And people make a lot of bitching about people armed with mere pistols or machine guns.
Given disarming shipgirls gains a very literal meaning and they're basically the saviors of humanity, people will not be taking any calls to remove their weapons seriously.
And that's before we even get into the NRA's PR machine.
 
Okay, seeing as that thread is a pretty quick way to bring down a mod, can you please not discuss firearms rights in a fanfiction thread?
 
Since the jmsdf non-offensive policy thing came up, would the Abyssals' appearance make the passage of the Japanese governments "collective self defense" legislation (allowing military involvement in the defense of an ally) easier?
 
Given disarming shipgirls gains a very literal meaning and they're basically the saviors of humanity, people will not be taking any calls to remove their weapons seriously.
And that's before we even get into the NRA's PR machine.
Ehh... without mixing up the RL issues and idiocy: Who's going to really personally scrap/disarm the Arizona returned to life?
Hey, don't get me wrong. I personally am not a gun advocate or non-gun advocate.

Just raising the question that these girls are armed with weapons that no government would allow their retired soldiers or civilians to have.
 
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Speaking of things that no non-government entity should be in control of (and one of my little projects has this as background). The US Navy has a slight problem in a KanColle universe. All those nukes that they've misplaced, sitting on the bottom of the ocean for any enterprising Abyssal princess to get her mitts on. Stick one of those in a fault line crack or something just off the California coast, set it off and watch the ensuing earthquake, underwater rockslide and tsunami with radioactive fallout in it work.

Yeah, my mind sometimes goes full apocalyptic at times. :whistle:
 
I can just imagine the horror on some HR person's face when they try to calculate the benefits for someone who could retire after centuries of being employed.
 
I can just imagine the horror on some HR person's face when they try to calculate the benefits for someone who could retire after centuries of being employed.
Simple solution. Make them permanently employed even if they don't do anything

Speaking of things that no non-government entity should be in control of (and one of my little projects has this as background). The US Navy has a slight problem in a KanColle universe. All those nukes that they've misplaced, sitting on the bottom of the ocean for any enterprising Abyssal princess to get her mitts on. Stick one of those in a fault line crack or something just off the California coast, set it off and watch the ensuing earthquake, underwater rockslide and tsunami with radioactive fallout in it work.

Yeah, my mind sometimes goes full apocalyptic at times. :whistle:
Que people whining about grimderp.
 
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Speaking of vacations and time off, I was supposed to be home and off duty on the 21st, but, yet again, stupid trucking shit kept me on the road. Currently, I am waiting to have a refrigerated load examined because the driver that handed the load over to me so I could go home decided to be a frigging genius and turn off the refrigerator on a -10 degree load for no reason, without permission from dispatch.

My home time for Christmas is being torched by someone else's stupidity.

*grump*

Anyway, I know hospital ships like USS Solace were unarmed, but did they have a marine contingent, and if so, we're those marines armed with small arms?
 
So, old shipgirls go on permanent Individual Ready Reserve, drill without pay?

Still uniformed SM, still have rank and equip/supply privileges, no century+ of pay required.
 
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They're either subject to the USMCJ, or they're not. Choose. that's why they were given a position with rank involved.. Officers and enlisted ah... having a relationship is an pretty much INSTANT crash and burn, period. No ifs, ands or buts about it. That one isn't played around with.

And then Wash was the Abyssal.
Sorry, I've been waiting all day to say that.
 
Still uniformed SM, still have rank and equip/supply privileges, no century+ of pay required.

I think feeding some of them makes their pay a secondary expense. IIRC, Jersey has been stated to consume ten thousand calories a day when she's just sitting around doing nothing. Wash isn't far behind at 7700 calories a day, assuming fuel consumption ratios hold true to calorie ratios.
 
I think feeding some of them makes their pay a secondary expense. IIRC, Jersey has been stated to consume ten thousand calories a day when she's just sitting around doing nothing. Wash isn't far behind at 7700 calories a day, assuming fuel consumption ratios hold true to calorie ratios.

That's not much- at least for general life. It's replacing long distance cruise consumables and combat losses that eats supplies.
 
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