"Kongou," explained Kirishima. "She's the real expert in love. Me…" Kirishima sighed wistfully, "The love of my life's been steadfastly beyond me. It's… like my screws are stuck in concrete."

Wait, wait, Kirishima has eyes for someone??..who is it??...damn it, i've been skimming and scanning the whole story and i still keep missing things out :/
 
Wait, wait, Kirishima has eyes for someone??..who is it??...damn it, i've been skimming and scanning the whole story and i still keep missing things out :/
She's after Washington.

Apparently those devastating and deeply penetrating strikes delivered by complete surprise during the night battle so long ago left an impression on the girl.
 
I got pulled in here to keep an eye on you lunatics. So you know what I'm going to do now? That's right: Repost that pic of Ibuki with her top off!

:V
YAAAAAAY! You're joining the Ship-lewds crew!
She's after Washington.

Apparently those devastating and deeply penetrating strikes delivered by complete surprise during the night battle so long ago left an impression on the girl.
I am a terrible person, because I am laughing at this.
 
To be honest, I'm just waiting for when Gale finally does clue in. I'm up for bullying her, but making Wash sad at the same time... Also, I am still rooting for Washimagale!
She's after Washington.

Apparently those devastating and deeply penetrating strikes delivered by complete surprise during the night battle so long ago left an impression on the girl.
There's a reason why a bunch of us like Washimagale. :D
 
Archerfish sounds cute and a little dumb. Just the right kind of dumb to be mesmerised by fish and say "Wooowww, that one swam in a circle" whilst wearing a big doofus grin.

I also see that Wash is just as stealthy as she was back in '42. Next thing we know, Gale will be getting in an empty bed, turn over and come face-to-face with Wash.
"Wash?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you in my bed?"
"Oh, I-"
"Hell, how did you even get in my bed, it was empty a second ago!"
"Becau-"
"Wait, don't tell me: Magical Shipgirl Bullshit."
"Essentially, yes."
Well, considering that Wash finds Gale's tummy really, really comfy to cuddle against... but also that she wanted Kirishima to try it as well... that becomes even funnier.
 
She's after Washington.

Apparently those devastating and deeply penetrating strikes delivered by complete surprise during the night battle so long ago left an impression on the girl.

Huh???...wait that can't be right because :

Wash sniffed, and quietly put a hand on the littlest Kongou's slender wrist. "I'm sure you'll catch him eventually."

As Wash mentioned, it's a "he".....ohhh..it's from Wash's perspective...right..and i keep forgetting the girls here are bi.....well i never really understood the whole LGBT business as a straightman.
 
Because when the girls dressed to impress they had problems with rooms turning into improvised skating rinks when the floor was polished wood or tiled and squishy carpet was kind of disgusting to walk on.
All those men drooling and leering was creepy.
The dress Mutsu is wearing looks like it should be just this side of transparent, ie hint like hell that it shows everything but never actually does.
 
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So, a crazy thought. CA-29 should not be summoned until after 3 November 2016 in-universe. Why? Because of the potential lulz of "after 108 years, and I missed it by two days?!" suffering.
 
So, a crazy thought. CA-29 should not be summoned until after 3 November 2016 in-universe. Why? Because of the potential lulz of "after 108 years, and I missed it by two days?!" suffering.

That, or U-505 either self summons in MSI or if she is part of the wolfpack from a few chapters back starts cheering like crazy for a reason none of her more dour sisters can understand. Once a Cubs fan, always a Cubs fan and no amount of rebirth /mind control can change that.
 
Repeatedly. By the ships themselves. Especially Jersey.

[winces]

Anyway, my headcanon now includes both CA-29's scene and Abyssal Beached Submarine Not-A-Princess's scene.
 
So based on the very nice pic Stahor posted I had an idea that I semi-expanded on in my previous post. I see Nagato as being more comfortable in more, hmm demure maybe?, well less revealing clothing when she's out of uniform. Here's an expansion of the idea maybe on of the authors can use it.

Basically the Nagato Sisters are attending a function of some sort for morale boosting purposes and Mutsu decides to go all out and drags Nagato along as well and manages to talk her sister into the classic Black Dress. There's one problem Nagato's Black Dress should be classified as a Weapon of Mass Distraction as it very cleary shows that Nagato can carry pull off a dress like that with no problems and all around the Naval Base there's an absolutely ridiculous amount of minor accidents among the staff as Nagato steps out to the limo.
Mutsu on the other hand is even worse, technically speaking her dress covers more but is more transluscent but no so much that details can be seen but it sure hints like hell at more, and is actually causing problems like one Lt. JG breaking his nose by walking into a door and Admiral Richardson ends up choking on his coffee when he first sees her.
When they gett to the function things are even worse and several people are staring which is getting two Admirals very upset and the girls are kind of leery about some of the men asking them to dance.

A more humorous take would be having several servers slipping on drool caused by the girls but would have to be handled carefully so as not to be cracky.

I can't really do this idea justice so I shotgunned the idea into this post in hopes that maybe it can be useful if not, then hopefully no harm done.
 
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