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Attempting to Fulfill the Plan MNKh: A New Age Dawns
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The revolution has called for you to fulfill the series of 5-year plans in one of the most hostile work environments possible. The rewards are considerable, and there will be a constant series of trials along the way. But considerable progress can be made on the further industrialization of the Soviet Union.
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The Ice-cream Meme
Ice Cream Plants: With the acquisition of many high-quality milk products in the United States, it would only be proper to replicate them domestically. While the current industrial state is not there to issue it out to the bulk of the population, cheap morale raising foods can be produced in mass at little cost. As a food that just needs milk and fat, ice cream is one of the foods proposed by multiple scientific committee members. With the current relatively large supply of milk, its conversion to a new form of dessert will allow the workers to be rewarded and will score a major propaganda win. (+5 Party Influence) (103/100) (Completed)

Brought into the Union as an American idea obtained and enjoyed by a multitude of engineers, there is nothing better than setting up domestic plants. The bulk of these are set up near the large factory farms and are made to process the large quantities of milk into new exciting frozen products, with a multitude of sweet and savory flavors offered. So far, the optimal mass production combination of ice cream bisecting a plain cookie is the most popular product. This plays well into the union's industrial investments as a simple cookie requires just wheat, sugar, and fat, unlike the milk consuming ice cream. The new ice-cream sandwiches are rapidly seen as a new thing to offer to workers for purchase and offer to enterprises to utilize as a reward.

When we finished working our shifts and heard that we exceeded quota, we expected a bit of a pay bonus, but the boss called us all in. Dreading the upcoming meeting, no-one showed up happy, but then we got a new amazing thing, iced cream between two cookies! It's now offered as a reward for quota fulfillment, and apparently, it's soon to be in stores!
-Adrik Frolov, Letter
Friends, comrades, countrymen, lend me your ears!

With this monumental discovery, we close the darkest chapter in the history of the Soviet people: an age of no ice cream. No longer shall the communist youth toil in their education without the promise of it, no longer shall our workers sweat in the summer heat without the prospect of a cool, sweet snack!

Three hurrahs for Comrade Anastas Mikoyan, the Ice Cream Man of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!


[X]BT-7M
 
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Non-Cannon Omake F/GO Mikoyan Fanart
And now, the complete collection of FGO Mikoyan portraits.

@Blackstar

Assassin
Caster
Rider
Ruler
 
Anecdote: A joke on MNKh infrastructure priorities
Since Mikoyan might be on the outs soon this might be the last chance to give you this joke

A joke on MNKh infrastructure priorities
Vosnesensky and Mikoyan are talking.

suddenly Voznesensky says "I was accosted by a priest the other day. He told me to beware as the road to Hell was paved with Good Intentions"

"Oh?" Says Mikoyan, "what did you do?"

"I had him arrested, of course. There I'd no place for mystics terrifying Soviet citizens with such superstitious fearmongering"

"You figured him for a mystic so promptly?" Asks an obviously pleased Mikoyan

"Of course I did" Says Voznesensky. "All right-thinking Soviets know that there's no such thing as 'Paved Road"
 
Non-Canon Omake: SONG OF THE SEWER
SONG OF THE SEWER. THE
Lyrics and music by Art Carney, Matt Dubey and Harold Karr

Art Carney with the Sid Feller Orchestra


I work in the sewer; it's a very hard job.
You know they don't hire just any old slob.
You don't have to wear a tie or a coat ...
You just have to know how to float.

(Chorus)
We sing the song of the sewer!
Of the sewer we sing this song:
Together we stand with shovel in hand
To keep things rollin' along.

I work down the manhole with a guy named Bruce,
And we are in charge of all the refuse.
He lets me go first while he holds the lid.
I'm telling you, sheesh... what a sweet kid.

(Chorus)
We sing the song of the sewer!
Of the sewer we sing this song:
Together we stand with shovel in hand
To keep things rollin' along.

(Oo-oo Oo-oo Oo-oo-Oo-oo)

A funny thing happened to Bruce yesterday ...
The tide came along; he got carried away.
He come out in Jersey, but it's okay now,
'Cause that's where he lives anyhow.

(Chorus)
We sing the song of the sewer!
Of the sewer we sing this song:
Together we stand with shovel in hand
To keep things rollin' along.

My father, he worked in the sewer Uptown.
I followed his footsteps, and worked my way down.
That's how I began in this here industry ...
I just sort of fell into it.
Sheesh, lucky me!

(Chorus)
We sing the song of the sewer!
Of the sewer we sing this song:
Together we stand with shovel in hand
To keep things rollin' along.
 
Non-Cannon Omake: Megamag Personification
Remember those silly omakes I wrote with Magnitogorsk as a giant anthropomorphic personification that personally yeeted a mountain at the nazis? Well lately I tried my hand at pencil drawing after a long time and figured visualizing MegaMag-chan would be good practice. Behold:

I am not sure if my shading is THAT bad, or it's just my scanner that makes everything look washed out. And yes I realized that sun position doesn't make any geographical sense, I realized that too late.

I wanted to also draw close-up Mikonyan standing on her shoulder and boldly pointing, but these two panels took my atrophied skills long enough as is. Perhaps later.
 
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