Deck the halls with boughs of paper,
Falalalala, lala la la
(We suggest you requisition a stapler,)
Falalalala, lala la la
Don we now the suits and robes,
Falala, falala, la la la
For the work, to run the globe,
Falalala, lala la la

Don't sing. Don't know how to write songs. Need help.
 
Announcement: Planquest Carol Contest
So, since it is Christmas, I want to do some fun things. And in addition to the series of omakes I have been writing, I am going to run a Planquest Carol Contest. The rules are simple.
1. The song must be a christmas carol.
2. The theme must be the planquest. It can however be any planquest or some mix of the lot.
3. The song must be submitted before January 1, 2021.

The reward for the best, by my completely arbitrary tastes, is two rerolls.
The reward for second and third is one reroll.
All rerolls can be used on any die in any upcoming turn.
Huh so if we save them up for the future, that's four 1s averted, on the other hand I suspect we're not going to end up saving them properly.
 
Mining around tiberium
Mining around tiberium
At the green rock glacier spot
Railguns up where NOD can see
Every militant'll be shot

Mining around tiberium
Let the sonic blasters shout
Later we'll have some fungus bars
And rationed "chocolate" stuff

You will get a developmentalist feelin
When you hear
Voices voting let's keep building
Up The Philadelphia

Mining around tiberium
Even round the holidays
Everyone out a-caroling
Plus singing anti-NODdist prop

You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear
Barghests crashing from some failed runs
And the Mecca defenders cheering

Mining around tiberium
Have a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily
In the New Doc Granger Way
 
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Hark How the Mines
Hark How the Mines

Hark how the Mines,
Sweet Glacier Mines
All seem to say,
Get far away

Tiberium is here
Bringing the fear
To everyone
Beneath the Sun

Brill-Blast, drill-blast
That is the task
With not a rest
We can attest (Oh, oh, ah)

One always hears
Words of despair
From everywhere (From everywhere)
Filling the air

Oh, how they pound (Oh, how they pound)
Shrinking the mound
On without fail
Never to quail

Always it spreads
While people scream out in their fear
Tiberium is here

Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary Tiberium
Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary Tiberium

On it expands
On every land
That verdant stone
To every Zone

Ah, ah, ah

Drill-Blast, Drill-Blast
Drill-Blast, Drill-Blast

Hark how the mines, (Hark how the Mines)
Sweet Glacier Mines
All seem to say, (All seem to say)
Get far away
(We will get far away)

Tiberium is here
Bringing the Fear
To everyone
Beneath the Sun

Oh, how they pound (Oh, how they pound)
Shrinking the mound
On without fail
Never to quail

Always it spreads
While people scream out in their fear
Tiberium is here

Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary Tiberium
Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary Tiberium

On it expands
On every land
That verdant stone
To every Zone

Ah, ah, ah

Hark how the bells
Sweet silver bells
All seem to say
Throw cares away

Christmas is here
Bringing good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold

Ding-dong, ding-dong
That is the song
With joyful ring
All caroling (Oh, oh, ah)

One seems to hear
Words of good cheer
From everywhere (From everywhere)
Filling the air

Oh, how they pound (Oh, how they pound)
Raising their sound
O'er hill and dale
Telling their tale

Gaily they ring
While people sing songs of good cheer
Christmas is here

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas

On on they send
On without end
Their joyful tone
To every home

Ah, ah, ah

Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong

Hark how the bells (Hark how the bells)
Sweet silver bells
All seem to say (All seem to say)
Throw cares away
(We will throw cares away)

Christmas is here
Bringing good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold

Oh how they pound (Oh how they pound)
Raising their sound
O'er hill and dale
Telling their tale

Gaily they ring
While people sing songs of good cheer
Christmas is here

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas

On on they send
On without end
Their joyful tone
To every home

Ah, ah, ah
 
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We wise Discordburo
To the tune of 'We Three Kings'



We wise Discordburo are;
bearing plans we plot from afar,
post and spreadsheet, schemes to defeat,
following yonder goals.

Refrain:

O graph of wonder, graph of light,
graph with royal capgoods bright,
upward leading, targets exceeding,
number go up is right.

[Refrain]

Born a King on SV's board,
Nat 100 I bring, the QM's sword,
Loved forever, yet rolled never,
now we humbly roll.

[Refrain]

Free dice to offer have I;
resource owns a technocrat nigh;
graft and cursing, timelines blursting,
progress costs too high.

[Refrain]

Reaction post; I come now to doom
lives a life of gathering gloom;
sorrowing, sighing, whining, crying,
sealed as the cold dice fall.

[Refrain]

Glorious now our prideful lie;
Format, game, based on a die:
"Is it average?" "Bellow average?"
sounds through the earth and skies.

[Refrain]
 
See amid the shining glow.
Based on "See amid the winter's snow".

See amid the shining glow.
From foreign stars to Earth below.
See the emerald rock appears.
Growing worse with each year.

Hail, our promised time is here.
Hail, tiberium's glowing dawn.
Spread beyond our greatest fears.
Crystal from beyond the sun.

Say, ye false prophet, say.
What "truths" you'll share today.
What a horrific future you had foreseen.
Where our world became glowing green.

Hail, our promised time is here.
Hail, tiberium's glowing dawn.
Spread beyond our greatest fears.
Crystal from beyond the sun.

Shining crystal, false divine.
Such a poisoned gift was thine.
We'll fight you to the bitter end.
This is our world that we'll defend.

Hail, our promised time is here.
Hail, tiberium's glowing dawn.
Spread beyond our greatest fears.
Crystal from beyond the sun.

Hail, our promised time is here.
Hail, tiberium's glowing dawn.
Spread beyond our greatest fears.
Crystal from beyond the sun.
 
Weird question: Does anyone know the mechanics behind the artificial gravity systems on Philadelphia and Philadelphia II? Or did everyone in space up to this point use magnetic boots?
 
Weird question: Does anyone know the mechanics behind the artificial gravity systems on Philadelphia and Philadelphia II? Or did everyone in space up to this point use magnetic boots?
At some point after Tib War I but before Tib War II GDI independently discovered artificial gravity and proceeded to add it to anything that needed it, including the Phillies. That's about all we know.
 
At some point after Tib War I but before Tib War II GDI independently discovered artificial gravity and proceeded to add it to anything that needed it, including the Phillies. That's about all we know.
I'm...still skeptical? The Philadelphia cutscenes from Tiberian Sun and Tiberium Wars can be interpreted as people walking with mag-boots.
 
The teams that made the games didn't think about it all that much, GDI space stations in the games have a serious case of "designed by art majors, not engineers" disease. If you squint you can kinda pretend that they stick to physics as we understand them but twisting the cutscenes into pretzels to try and justify it like everyone's in zero g wearing mag boots isn't what the actual art team was going for. The Philly's rooms are all designed like there's a clearly defined floor and ceiling, everyone's walking exactly how they would under gravity instead of doing a mag boot shuffle, they pretty clearly think there's gravity in there. The astronauts on spacewalk also don't have any tangential velocity and just rotate with the station while the missile that nukes it flies like it's in an atmosphere, the team that made the cutscene wasn't thinking the physics through in super deep detail.

So what Ithillid's rolling with is that GDI has some primitive artificial gravity tech that we developed.... somewhere, somehow, and is useful for simulating gravity in space and not a whole lot else. In other words, don't think about it too hard it's just a setting quirk established by the previous writers before we got to it.
 
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Weird question: Does anyone know the mechanics behind the artificial gravity systems on Philadelphia and Philadelphia II? Or did everyone in space up to this point use magnetic boots?
You have two plates and between these two plates you can create a force that seemingly acts like gravity. That's all the mechanical detail that exists.
 
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Speaking of gravity plates, there was a repulsor tech at some point, and some talk of how it would help logistics. What happened to it, does anyone know?
 
Its there, we just didn't do it since we'd get a more immediate benefit from doing ICS
Actually, we could totally have done the ICS and the Hovertruck Chassis development in parallel, because the Hovertruck is a Heavy Industry project, not Infrastructure.

We didn't do that because we had (and still have) pressing obligations that could only be met with HI dice. (But we should totally still do it ASAP--better launch vehicles may be under that particular rock.)
 
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