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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] "Sounds good to me. Got a few conditions, though."
-[X] "First of all, die."
--[X] Kill him.



Like to interrogate him but I don't want to give him a chance to escape
 
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[X] "Sounds good to me. Got a few conditions, though."
-[X] "First of all, die."
--[X] Kill him.

Short and sweet, people, short and sweet.
 
[X] Cut of one of his limbs and beat him to death with it while making need a hand puns.
-[X] And the ever obligatory 'why are you hitting yourself' just for good measure.
 
The stupidly long write in is just giving him time to flee or pull a trick. Giving him a slow death by beating is the same.

Better to raise his hopes and drop his guard before ripping it all away.
 
[X] "Sounds good to me. Got a few conditions, though."
-[X] "First of all, die."
--[X] Kill him.
 
EVA-Saiyajin said:
The stupidly long write in is just giving him time to flee or pull a trick. Giving him a slow death by beating is the same.

Better to raise his hopes and drop his guard before ripping it all away.
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It has a point though. Is he able to understand? Does it hurt him? Because if you recall our prayers had bad effects on some guys. We can find out a little by doing this.

Also, it's being a good Christian.
 
[X] Cut of one of his limbs and beat him to death with it while making need a hand puns.
-[X] And the ever obligatory 'why are you hitting yourself' just for good measure.
 
[X] Disarm him. Literally. Or is it disleg? Same diffs.
-[X] Tie him up, and turn him into a veritable pinata! Fun for the family, it is!
--[X] Then kill him, 'course.
 
[X] "What Heathen bullshit can ye tellme, ya right bastard? Is there any point in me keeping you alive?"
-[X] "Keep Talking, bug."
--[X] "Well, I reckon you've proved yourself. Let me give you the properblessings. I'm going to have to change things up a bit, though since you're not a Christian."
---[X]Per istam sanctan unctionem et suam piissimam misericordiam,indulgeat tibi Dominus quidquid per (visum, audtiotum, odorátum, gustum et locutiónem, tactum, gressum deliquisti.
----[X] In nómine Patris, et Fílii, et Spíritus Sancti, exstinguátur in te omnis virtus diáboli per impositiónem mánuum nostrárum, et per invocatiónemgloriósae et sanctae Dei Genitricis Virginis Mariea, ejusqye inclytu Sponsi Joseph, et ómnium sanctórum Angelelórum, Archangelórum,Patriarchárum, Prophetárum,Apostolorum, Mártyrum, Confessórum, Virginum, atque ómnium simulSanctórum.
-----[X] Kyrie eléison.
-----[X] Christe eléison.
-----[X] Kyrie eléison.
------[X] There it is, you've given the fucker last rights.
-------[X] NOW YOU KILL HIM
 
Due to the progressing like-bombing campaign by @Hadiz , I got to reread a certain update:
Tricia said:
"Y'know," you say, shaking his hand, "if there's anythin' left over, ye could use it ta trick out the chair. Won't have ta break down any weapons ta do it."

You step over to the side of his chair and kneel down by a wheel.

"Maybe add a spike here? Whole ring of 'em? Get somethin' ye could do some proper strafin' runs with. Maybe put a harpoon on the front; fits with the spike theme."

You "walk" your hand along the armrest with your other hand in hot pursuit, miming out a potential chase scene cut short via the incredible convenience of a harpoon. Your stricken hand writhes in agony from the hypothetical spear embedded in its vitals.

"Curse ye and yer fuckin' sweet wheelchair, Gehrman," it says in a high-pitched voice.

He seems to ponder it for a moment before shaking his head with a grin. "Tempting, tempting. Perhaps after I've finished with this.
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With the loot we're getting from 3 Mediocre Ones and the big Sorta-Okay One we killed, Gherman's gonna have more than enough material for the new prosthetics of our team.

More than enough to create the spiked battlewagon Anderson envisioned for him (I dub it "Retirement Benefits").
 
I am saddened nobody wants to demonstrate Operation Vanderson.

Suffocating Patches in a vacuum whilst being driven further insane by exposure to infinity would be hell of a way to kill him.
 
[X] "Sounds good to me. Got a few conditions, though."
-[X] "First of all, die."
--[X] Kill him.
 
Guys, guys! Yall aren't thinking.

What we have here is wonderful opportunity to experiment.

[x] Grab him.
-[x] Stuff him firmly in your sleeves.
-[x] Do not remove him.
 
59 voters.
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[X] "Sounds good to me. Got a few conditions, though."
-[X] "First of all, die."
--[X] Kill him.
No. of Votes: 22
Mortifer
bjh31
Daecl
defenestrator
Diller
EVA-Saiyajin
GilliamYaeger
Highwind
Hudeal
Hydroplatypus
Islanderninja
Lalzparty
Max
mithril-blade
noahgab1133
Sol
SoothingCoffee
Stormgear
Strunkriidiisk
SV5195R
taovkool
The Sandman

[X] Cut of one of his limbs and beat him to death with it while making need a hand puns.
-[X] And the ever obligatory 'why are you hitting yourself' just for good measure.
No. of Votes: 9
Xomniac
BlackSun
CrossyCross
Cybershadowninja
Evaunit02mark1
GulibleLeprecon
Kloudianorici
SandwormPhish
Xellos

[X] Don't kill him
-[X] Just kidding kill him
No. of Votes: 8
Stroth
anailater
DarknessSmiles
HeuristicKeeper
Lazurman
meganeshounen
TheOtherSandman
Usernames

[x] Grab him.
-[x] Stuff him firmly in your sleeves.
-[x] Do not remove him.
No. of Votes: 6
NitroFumetsu
APL 123AZ
Argus Yomoflach
bobbananaville
Krain
skaianDestiny

[X] "What Heathen bullshit can ye tellme, ya right bastard? Is there any point in me keeping you alive?"
-[X] "Keep Talking, bug."
--[X] "Well, I reckon you've proved yourself. Let me give you the properblessings. I'm going to have to change things up a bit, though since you're not a Christian."
---[X]Per istam sanctan unctionem et suam piissimam misericordiam,indulgeat tibi Dominus quidquid per (visum, audtiotum, odorátum, gustum et locutiónem, tactum, gressum deliquisti.
----[X] In nómine Patris, et Fílii, et Spíritus Sancti, exstinguátur in te omnis virtus diáboli per impositiónem mánuum nostrárum, et per invocatiónemgloriósae et sanctae Dei Genitricis Virginis Mariea, ejusqye inclytu Sponsi Joseph, et ómnium sanctórum Angelelórum, Archangelórum,Patriarchárum, Prophetárum,Apostolorum, Mártyrum, Confessórum, Virginum, atque ómnium simulSanctórum.
-----[X] Kyrie eléison.
-----[X] Christe eléison.
-----[X] Kyrie eléison.
------[X] There it is, you've given the fucker last rights.
-------[X] NOW YOU KILL HIM
No. of Votes: 5
Seru
Cadet_Commisar
Failbird105
GardenerBriareus
Gear-2557

[X] Cut of one of his limbs and beat him to death with it while making need a hand puns.
No. of Votes: 1
toxinvictory

[X] Kill him
[X] With extreme prejudice.
No. of Votes: 1
asdx

[X] "Aye, let's shake on it."
-[X] Cut of one of his limbs and beat him to death with it while making need a hand puns
--[X] Tear off the limb he stretches out towards you while holding him in place.
---[X] Repeat second step until satisfied.
No. of Votes: 1
TehChron

[x] What is friendship, but a chance encounter?
- [x] Be his friend. See what information and such you can get out of your new friend.
-- [x] Then kill him. Goodbye, sweet prince. You were too good for this cruel world.
No. of Votes: 1
FunkyEntropy

[X] LASER KNEE
[X] "What Heathen bullshit can ye tell me, ya right bastard? Is there any point in me keeping you alive?"
-[X] "Keep Talking, bug."
--[X] "Well, I reckon you've proved yourself. Let me give you the proper blessings. I'm going to have to change things up a bit, though since you're not a Christian."
---[X]Per istam sanctan unctionem et suam piissimam misericordiam, indulgeat tibi Dominus quidquid per (visum, audtiotum, odorátum, gustum et locutiónem, tactum, gressum deliquisti.
----[X] In nómine Patris, et Fílii, et Spíritus Sancti, exstinguátur in te omnis virtus diáboli per impositiónem mánuum nostrárum, et per invocatiónem gloriósae et sanctae Dei Genitricis Virginis Mariea, ejusqye inclytu Sponsi Joseph, et ómnium sanctórum Angelelórum, Archangelórum, Patriarchárum, Prophetárum, Apostolorum, Mártyrum, Confessórum, Virginum, atque ómnium simul Sanctórum.
-----[X] Kyrie eléison.
-----[X] Christe eléison.
-----[X] Kyrie eléison.
------[X] There it is, you've given the fucker last rights.
-------[X] NOW YOU KILL HIM
No. of Votes: 1
NemiTheNen

[X] "What is the unladen flight speed of a swallow?"
-[X] Punt him into the sky as hard as you can while shouting "Pull!", and then apply laser to face.
--[X] "Not exactly skeet shooting, but it'll do."
No. of Votes: 1
NeverDies

[x] Slap him
-[x] And then Kill him
No. of Votes: 1
AnonymousRabbit

[X] Interrogate him.
-[X] Kill him when you're done.
No. of Votes: 1
Daniel Estacado

[x] "Ever heard o' 'Princess Bride'?"
-[x] Demonstrate 'To The Pain.'
--[x] Then kill him.
No. of Votes: 1
Hyp3rB14d3

Total No. of Voters: 59
Wow.
 
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