Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)
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[X] Head back to Eileen and Alexandria
Joint Removal Task Force
While Johnathan stares in grim fascination at your handiwork, you figure now would be a good time to take stock of the situation. Things have calmed down after that little clusterfuck and you should work out where to go from here.
Patches? Squashed.
Actually-Pretty-Decent One? Styled on.
Eileen, Alexandria, and the wounded? In Ebrietas' capable tentacles.
Hm, you should probably check up on your biggest disciple soon. She's a sensitive sort.
For now, though, it seems like you have time to get to the important things, like carving this spindly fuck into material for weapons, armor, tasteful decorations, and whatever else you can come up with. Just tossing it out there but a cross made of its arms would be metal as fuck.
You replace the club with your sword and stroll over towards the choice bits on Amygdala's mostly-unbungled legs and tail.
"What are you doing?" Johnathan asks after a few practice chops.
"What, ye never field-dressed anything before? Got a whole mess o' plans for this guy. I'm still confident I can sell Alex on the laserhand thing."
"She usually prefers Alexandria," he mutters. Then, more loudly, "Anything I can do to hep out?"
"If ye've got a blade ye don't mind dullin', ye're welcome ta take a swing. I'll get 'is legs and tail if ye'll get the arms."
You continue whacking away as Johnathan scrounges up a few blades from the casualties of your assault on the Grand Cathedral. Before long, he's going to town on Amygdala's many shoulders. This could be a good bonding opportunity.
"So," you say as you work through the base of the beast's tail, "got any ideas for what would look good on ye? Any motif ye're lookin' at?"
"How do you mean?"
"Well, ye're not exactly the most intimidatin' sort, so I figure some badass armor'd help with that. And ye've gotta have a motif or the whole thing just falls apart. Eileen's got the crow thing and I think Djura's goin' for a wolf theme. We could probably whip up some kinda spider look out o' this guy. Catch evildoers in the web o' righteousness."
"I've got a motif, though. The whole priest thing."
"Well, yeah, but so do all yer mates." The tail comes off with a sound like Iscariot's bimonthly lobster night. "Plus, I'm pullin' it off better than the lot o' ye."
You move on to the left leg and listen to the assorted profanities of Johnathon struggling with a stubborn collarbone. Now that you think about it, it would probably have been easier to borrow one of the Powder Kegs' saws for this, but they're both indisposed at the moment. In any case, you hum happily as you fall into a rhythm.
"You really think I'm not intimidating?" says Johnathan after a brief while.
"Well, ye're fine compared to a normal person, but next ta Eileen, the Kegs, or me? Not even close. Ye're a bit behind Liam, I'd say."
"How is that a fair comparison? Liam's like two and a half meters tall."
"Hey, I've seen plenty o' gangly bastards that couldn't scare a toddler. He's got loomin' down to an art. Sure, his eyebrows could use a trim, but that's not a dealbreaker."
"Whatever you say."
Working together, it doesn't take you long to produce a nice pile of crafting material, which you shove up your sleeve. Johnathan does not comment.
"Think that'll do it," you say.
"I saw Ebrietas drop a few people off, then take Eileen and Alexandria back to the chapel while you were chopping up the leg," Johnathan replies. "We'd talked about setting up a barricade outside the Mensis hideout."
Maybe the idea of Ebrietas Public Transport could be worth looking into after all this.
[] Check on the barricade
[] Go back to the chapel
-[] Talk to
--[] Who?
[] Write in...
Patches? Squashed.
Actually-Pretty-Decent One? Styled on.
Eileen, Alexandria, and the wounded? In Ebrietas' capable tentacles.
Hm, you should probably check up on your biggest disciple soon. She's a sensitive sort.
For now, though, it seems like you have time to get to the important things, like carving this spindly fuck into material for weapons, armor, tasteful decorations, and whatever else you can come up with. Just tossing it out there but a cross made of its arms would be metal as fuck.
You replace the club with your sword and stroll over towards the choice bits on Amygdala's mostly-unbungled legs and tail.
"What are you doing?" Johnathan asks after a few practice chops.
"What, ye never field-dressed anything before? Got a whole mess o' plans for this guy. I'm still confident I can sell Alex on the laserhand thing."
"She usually prefers Alexandria," he mutters. Then, more loudly, "Anything I can do to hep out?"
"If ye've got a blade ye don't mind dullin', ye're welcome ta take a swing. I'll get 'is legs and tail if ye'll get the arms."
You continue whacking away as Johnathan scrounges up a few blades from the casualties of your assault on the Grand Cathedral. Before long, he's going to town on Amygdala's many shoulders. This could be a good bonding opportunity.
"So," you say as you work through the base of the beast's tail, "got any ideas for what would look good on ye? Any motif ye're lookin' at?"
"How do you mean?"
"Well, ye're not exactly the most intimidatin' sort, so I figure some badass armor'd help with that. And ye've gotta have a motif or the whole thing just falls apart. Eileen's got the crow thing and I think Djura's goin' for a wolf theme. We could probably whip up some kinda spider look out o' this guy. Catch evildoers in the web o' righteousness."
"I've got a motif, though. The whole priest thing."
"Well, yeah, but so do all yer mates." The tail comes off with a sound like Iscariot's bimonthly lobster night. "Plus, I'm pullin' it off better than the lot o' ye."
You move on to the left leg and listen to the assorted profanities of Johnathon struggling with a stubborn collarbone. Now that you think about it, it would probably have been easier to borrow one of the Powder Kegs' saws for this, but they're both indisposed at the moment. In any case, you hum happily as you fall into a rhythm.
"You really think I'm not intimidating?" says Johnathan after a brief while.
"Well, ye're fine compared to a normal person, but next ta Eileen, the Kegs, or me? Not even close. Ye're a bit behind Liam, I'd say."
"How is that a fair comparison? Liam's like two and a half meters tall."
"Hey, I've seen plenty o' gangly bastards that couldn't scare a toddler. He's got loomin' down to an art. Sure, his eyebrows could use a trim, but that's not a dealbreaker."
"Whatever you say."
Working together, it doesn't take you long to produce a nice pile of crafting material, which you shove up your sleeve. Johnathan does not comment.
"Think that'll do it," you say.
"I saw Ebrietas drop a few people off, then take Eileen and Alexandria back to the chapel while you were chopping up the leg," Johnathan replies. "We'd talked about setting up a barricade outside the Mensis hideout."
Maybe the idea of Ebrietas Public Transport could be worth looking into after all this.
[] Check on the barricade
[] Go back to the chapel
-[] Talk to
--[] Who?
[] Write in...
- Location
- theworldbetween
Does this guy like Alex? He sounds a little jealous.
[x] check on ebritas and the other critacly wounded.
Iosefka might need some help stabilizing the wounded and we are not losing anyone before we can graft sickass alien prosthetics to them.
NeverDies
Classy Coleoptera ಠ_ರೃ
- Location
- Colorado
I just had an awesome idea.
We have Gerhman make two of the arms spring loaded. So we'll store one in each sleeve.
And then when the situation calls for it, we punch!
WHAM! Out of our sleeve flies a fist the size of a car.
'SPROING!' And back into its sleeve it goes.
The fact we could give it knuckle dusters sporting crosses would just be a bonus.
We have Gerhman make two of the arms spring loaded. So we'll store one in each sleeve.
And then when the situation calls for it, we punch!
WHAM! Out of our sleeve flies a fist the size of a car.
'SPROING!' And back into its sleeve it goes.
The fact we could give it knuckle dusters sporting crosses would just be a bonus.
- Location
- theworldbetween
Bootifull
- Location
- NC
Justtossing it out there but a cross made of itsarms would be metal as fuck.
Hm, our chapel probably does need a proper cross...
[JK] Return to the chapel and make a cross out to the Actually-Pretty-Decent-One's arms and mount it on the wall.
Hm, our chapel probably does need a proper cross...
[JK] Return to the chapel and make a cross out to the Actually-Pretty-Decent-One's arms and mount it on the wall.
- Location
- Poland
NeverDies
Classy Coleoptera ಠ_ರೃ
- Location
- Colorado
[X] Head back to the chapel and Ebrietas with your sleeves full of loot.
-[X] Hmm, sleeves full of loot...
--[X] Loot which includes fists...
---[X] Fists of a false god...
----[X] "Excuse me lads an' lassies, but I've to see a man about some, heh, armaments."
-----[X] Head to the dream and speak to Gherman.
------[X] "Now I know you're busy man, but I've had a bout of divine inspiration. Through gratuitous violence, several arms of a Not-So-Mediocre One have come into my possession. And I thought to myself, 'Why should I be the only one to experience the pleasure of being punched through buildings!'"
-------[X] "So here's my idea. You spring load these beauties to launch themselves from my sleeves and punch heathens like the fist o' an angry false god, and I'll give you some crosses to work into knuckle dusters for each hand."
--------[X] Bask in the awe Gherman is now undoubtedly expressing.
-[X] Hmm, sleeves full of loot...
--[X] Loot which includes fists...
---[X] Fists of a false god...
----[X] "Excuse me lads an' lassies, but I've to see a man about some, heh, armaments."
-----[X] Head to the dream and speak to Gherman.
------[X] "Now I know you're busy man, but I've had a bout of divine inspiration. Through gratuitous violence, several arms of a Not-So-Mediocre One have come into my possession. And I thought to myself, 'Why should I be the only one to experience the pleasure of being punched through buildings!'"
-------[X] "So here's my idea. You spring load these beauties to launch themselves from my sleeves and punch heathens like the fist o' an angry false god, and I'll give you some crosses to work into knuckle dusters for each hand."
--------[X] Bask in the awe Gherman is now undoubtedly expressing.
Yes.
[X] Head back to the chapel and Ebrietas with your sleeves full of loot.
-[X] Hmm, sleeves full of loot...
--[X] Loot which includes fists...
---[X] Fists of a false god...
----[X] "Excuse me lads an' lassies, but I've to see a man about some, heh, armaments."
-----[X] Head to the dream and speak to Gherman.
------[X] "Now I know you're busy man, but I've had a bout of divine inspiration. Through gratuitous violence, several arms of a Not-So-Mediocre One have come into my possession. And I thought to myself, 'Why should I be the only one to experience the pleasure of being punched through buildings!'"
-------[X] "So here's my idea. You spring load these beauties to launch themselves from my sleeves and punch heathens like the fist o' an angry false god, and I'll give you some crosses to work into knuckle dusters for each hand."
--------[X] Bask in the awe Gherman is now undoubtedly expressing.
[X] Head back to the chapel and Ebrietas with your sleeves full of loot.
-[X] Hmm, sleeves full of loot...
--[X] Loot which includes fists...
---[X] Fists of a false god...
----[X] "Excuse me lads an' lassies, but I've to see a man about some, heh, armaments."
-----[X] Head to the dream and speak to Gherman.
------[X] "Now I know you're busy man, but I've had a bout of divine inspiration. Through gratuitous violence, several arms of a Not-So-Mediocre One have come into my possession. And I thought to myself, 'Why should I be the only one to experience the pleasure of being punched through buildings!'"
-------[X] "So here's my idea. You spring load these beauties to launch themselves from my sleeves and punch heathens like the fist o' an angry false god, and I'll give you some crosses to work into knuckle dusters for each hand."
--------[X] Bask in the awe Gherman is now undoubtedly expressing.
- Location
- Australia
[X] Head back to the chapel and Ebrietas with your sleeves full of loot.
-[X] Hmm, sleeves full of loot...
--[X] Loot which includes fists...
---[X] Fists of a false god...
----[X] "Excuse me lads an' lassies, but I've to see a man about some, heh, armaments."
-----[X] Head to the dream and speak to Gherman.
------[X] "Now I know you're busy man, but I've had a bout of divine inspiration. Through gratuitous violence, several arms of a Not-So-Mediocre One have come into my possession. And I thought to myself, 'Why should I be the only one to experience the pleasure of being punched through buildings!'"
-------[X] "So here's my idea. You spring load these beauties to launch themselves from my sleeves and punch heathens like the fist o' an angry false god, and I'll give you some crosses to work into knuckle dusters for each hand."
--------[X] Bask in the awe Gherman is now undoubtedly expressing.
-[X] Hmm, sleeves full of loot...
--[X] Loot which includes fists...
---[X] Fists of a false god...
----[X] "Excuse me lads an' lassies, but I've to see a man about some, heh, armaments."
-----[X] Head to the dream and speak to Gherman.
------[X] "Now I know you're busy man, but I've had a bout of divine inspiration. Through gratuitous violence, several arms of a Not-So-Mediocre One have come into my possession. And I thought to myself, 'Why should I be the only one to experience the pleasure of being punched through buildings!'"
-------[X] "So here's my idea. You spring load these beauties to launch themselves from my sleeves and punch heathens like the fist o' an angry false god, and I'll give you some crosses to work into knuckle dusters for each hand."
--------[X] Bask in the awe Gherman is now undoubtedly expressing.
Dammit
Too comical to be taken seriously by Gehrman.
Dual Hidden Stake Drivers, on the other hand...
I gotta disagree heavily on this vote. Anderson might get single-minded focus when he gets one of his ideas, but he still has a flock to look after. One that took a beating and some losses recently. Also:
for you
That, and we gotta take measurements first if the other hunters want their amygdala prosthetics.
[X] Retrieve Soren and Tobias' bodies.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
- Location
- The Shadowlands
[X] Retrieve Soren and Tobias' bodies.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
- Location
- USA
[X] Retrieve Soren and Tobias' bodies.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
- Location
- Pittsburgh, PA
[X] Retrieve Soren and Tobias' bodies.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
CrossyCross
A+ RIDING
New
[X] Retrieve Soren and Tobias' bodies.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
- Location
- North of England
- Pronouns
- She/They
[X] Retrieve Soren and Tobias' bodies.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
Strunkriidiisk
THE LEGEND
- Location
- Canada
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Retrieve Soren and Tobias' bodies.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
[X] Go back to the chapel
-[X] Talk to Ebrietas. Poor lass must be beating herself up after what happened.
-[X] Talk to Iosefka. Ask if she needs more supplies that we can liberate somewhere in Yharnam.
- Location
- Somewhere North. It's cold here.
I just binged this whole thing in two days. On one hand, dammit, now I have to wait for updates. On the other, I'm caught up and can now actually be involved in the quest. Yay!
Okay so I'm going to be straight with you. You guys have put up with me for almost a year now and I still want to deliver regular updates.
At the same time, I really, really, really want to keep playing Dark Souls 3.
There'll be an omake featuring content from the game once I finish, but for now, consider this a mini-hiatus undertaken for purely selfish reasons. Rest assured, I will be neglecting many other things as well in my pursuit to plow through it at breakneck pace.
See you guys in a bit~.
At the same time, I really, really, really want to keep playing Dark Souls 3.
There'll be an omake featuring content from the game once I finish, but for now, consider this a mini-hiatus undertaken for purely selfish reasons. Rest assured, I will be neglecting many other things as well in my pursuit to plow through it at breakneck pace.
See you guys in a bit~.
What are you playing it on