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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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Now, I know the whole 'rising from his wheelchair' bit was meant to be ominous and gulp-inducing, but now I'm having the thought of a cracky fight where Gerhman just zips around on his rocket-powered laser-spewing Wheelchair of Doom +10 taunting you the whole time.
 
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    • "Y'know," you say, shaking his hand, "if there's anythin' left over, ye could use it ta trick out the chair. Won't have ta break down any weapons ta do it."

    You step over to the side of his chair and kneel down by a wheel.

    "Maybe add a spike here? Whole ring of 'em? Get somethin' ye could do some proper strafin' runs with. Maybe put a harpoon on the front; fits with the spike theme."

    You "walk" your hand along the armrest with your other hand in hot pursuit, miming out a potential chase scene cut short via the incredible convenience of a harpoon. Your stricken hand writhes in agony from the hypothetical spear embedded in its vitals.

    "Curse ye and yer fuckin' sweet wheelchair, Gehrman," it says in a high-pitched voice.

    He seems to ponder it for a moment before shaking his head with a grin. "Tempting, tempting. Perhaps after I've finished with this. Will you be going back to Yharman in the meantime?"

    "Yeah. Eileen thinks Djura might be willin' ta help our crusade against the Church. I'm gonna pop on down ta Old Yharnam 'n' see if he's still around."

    "Really?" He seems surprised. "Eileen and Djura were partners at one point, if I recall correctly. I'd have thought she'd be the one to recruit him."

    "They had a bit of a fallin' out, apparently."

    "Was he shooting at her with one of those big guns of his?"

    "He was shootin' at her with one of those big guns of his."

    He chuckles and hefts the tail onto the workbench.

    "Well, good luck, Father Anderson. Make sure you keep something solid between you and him during your pitch."

    You nod and trek back to the graves as he makes some measurements. As always, you and Hope bow to one another before you return to the chapel. The girls have joined Iosefka and Eileen, helping tie some knots for their developing trap array. They pause a moment to wave at you before the sound of their efforts and conversations once more fill your den of iquity.

    Is that a word? Iquity? Like, the opposite of iniquity? Questions for later.

    [] Re-ward the chapel
    -[] Go to
    --[] Grand Cathedral
    --[] Old Yharnam

    [] Write in...
     
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    • I've never played or watched Bloodborne, but how fast is Gherman if he can apparently easily outspeed Anderson? This is the guy who (from that first fight scene clip I've seen) somehow manages to run faster than a bayonet he threw so fast it generated a sonic boom strong enough to shatter windows. Fucker's supersonic, how fast is this guy?
     
    Strunkriindiisk said:
    [X] Re-ward the chapel
    -[X] Go to
    --[X] Old Yharnam

    Shit, he'd be thrilled with that.
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    "Thru' the power of the LORD, I'v broken a great big ol' hole in the Dream for you ta wal- err, roll outa."

    "Truly? Your god is so powerful?"

    "O' course! T'aint nothing the blessing of the LORD can't do. Particularly when its applied to halfaton ah gunpowder and wrapp'd abot one of them lanterns. Might want ta send a thank ya card ter Old Djura, by the by. A right resourceful one, him."
     
    Xantalos said:
    I've never played or watched Bloodborne, but how fast is Gherman if he can apparently easily outspeed Anderson? This is the guy who (from that first fight scene clip I've seen) somehow manages to run faster than a bayonet he threw so fast it generated a sonic boom strong enough to shatter windows. Fucker's supersonic, how fast is this guy?
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    Gehrman can slash the air fast enough that the passing of his blade causes atmospheric shifts so extreme, the wind it produces is capable of straight up killing a man.

    He can also move so fast that he becomes invisible to the Good Hunter's eye, which is pretty extreme if you recall that the Hunter can casually dodge bullets.
     
    God and the Snake said:
    Gehrman can slash the air fast enough that the passing of his blade causes atmospheric shifts so extreme, the wind it produces is capable of straight up killing a man.

    He can also move so fast that he becomes invisible to the Good Hunter's eye, which is pretty extreme if you recall that the Hunter can casually dodge bullets.
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    Well damn. Anderson, you need to git gud.
    Scrub.
     
    Xantalos said:
    I've never played or watched Bloodborne, but how fast is Gherman if he can apparently easily outspeed Anderson?
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    Gherman is potentially one of the final bosses. By the time you face him you've slaughtered most of Yarnham, a good chunk of the surrounding area and half a dozen old ones. You are a certifiable God killing badass at that point.

    And he's fast enough to utterly wreck your shit with nothing but a trick scythe.
     
    Stroth said:
    Gherman is potentially one of the final bosses. By the time you face him you've slaughtered most of Yarnham, a good chunk of the surrounding area and half a dozen old ones. You are a certifiable God killing badass at that point.

    And he's fast enough to utterly wreck your shit with nothing but a trick scythe.
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    And a peg leg that's secretly a blunderbuss. Which he will follow up with a Visceral Attack.
     
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