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An Extra Primarch

Should the Quest switch to a Narrative Base?

  • Yes, it will streamline things.

    Votes: 345 40.6%

  • No, I prefer the current system.

    Votes: 127 14.9%

  • Yes, but not until the Crusade begins/Prologue ends.

    Votes: 378 44.5%
  • Total voters
    850
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Nicholas Brooks said:
AND THEN THAT FUCKING NERD MAGNUS TOLD ME TO PUT A TEXT-TO-SPEECH DEVICE ON THIS FUCKING GOLDEN ARMCHAIR, SAYING HE HAD A VISION OF A GRIMDARK FUTURE THAT WOULD SOMEHOW BE PREVENTED BY IT. I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT ODD BUT NOW I REALIZE HE'S JUST A GIANT ASSHOLE TOMATO-MAN.

But why, my Lord? Clearly it was a good idea given your current state. Imagine how far the Imperium would have fallen without that device letting you command us? I'm sure Magnus was simply looking out for the Imperium's future.

THAT'S NOT IT YOU STUPID TALKING LEMON. IF MAGNUS FORESAW THIS POSSIBILITY AS BEING LIKELY ENOUGH THAT PREPARATIONS NEEDED TO BE TAKEN, THEN WHY IN THE NAME OF MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN ASS DID HE NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT SO THAT I COULD TAKE THE NECESSARY MEASURES TO STOP FUCKING GUILLIMAN FROM STARTING A MASSIVE CIVIL WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE? AT LEAST HE TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO KEEP UP THE WEBWAY'S EXPANSION WHILE I'M BUSY STALEMATING THOSE FOUR REALITY TUMORS. SPEAKING OF, HOW MANY WORLDS ARE LINKED UP AT THIS POINT? I KNOW THAT IT WAS STILL A CONVULUTED FUCKING MESS LAST TIME I CHECKED.

Oh. Well...
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It's amazing how well you captured the tone of the early, good episodes of the series, there.
 
It's still great!

But I'm looking forward to a TTSD version if serras gets involved because she got dropped out of the webway while kitten was off getting tea.
 
Seras couldn't make light crystals in the realm of darkness or master her own?

But doesn't the light shine the brightest in Deepest darkNess as the brightest light casts the darkest shadow?
 
Larekko12 said:
Seras couldn't make light crystals in the realm of darkness or master her own?

But doesn't the light shine the brightest in Deepest darkNess as the brightest light casts the darkest shadow?
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That's more of an internal thing. Manifesting light in the RoD is at best, a giant Neon sign declaring your position, and at worst, impossible because the sheer amount of Darkness in the area screws it up. Having Malice right there was not helping.
 
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Serras Salnus in the 41st Millennium (Noncanon Crossover)(+10 to roll of your choice)
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    • SERRAS SALNUS IN THE 41st MILLENIUM​


    *Serras experimenting with extra-universal teleportation*

    Now then, let's see here... account for spatial drift... factor in variability and... got it! Got it...     Don't got it.

    *warp tear in spacetime*

    *Meanwhile in an alternate universe that is also the future*

    My Lord, the deed has been done. And it took a fuckload of time... at least 3,000 scribes died and I somehow managed to get a headache in the process. But the message has been sent to all Inquisitorial and Ecclesiarchal Organizations in the galaxy!

    . . .

    M-my Lord? Hello, are you awake?

    . . .

    My Lord...

    *Return of the Warp Tear*

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    *Serras falling into Empy's lap*

    Who the Warp are you and how the FUCK did you get in here!?

    I DON'T KNOW! WHERE AM I?!

    Get off of the Emperor right now and I might not kill you!

    *Emperor Awakens from Flashback*

    BY TERRA'S OBSCENE POPULATION SIZE WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ON MY LAP?

    My Emperor you're ba-

    Sweet Thernus a talking skeleton!

    I LEAVE TO HAVE A DRAMATIC FLASHBACK FOR FIVE MINUTES AND SUDDENLY YOU DECIDE TO LET ANOTHER FUCKING SORORITAS IN TO OGLE ME.

    Go screw yourself; necrophilia is Slaanesh's thing!

    My Lord I did not let her in here, she just dropped in from a warp rift of some kind!

    I FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU FUCKSTODES. I CAN SEE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THIS PALACE. THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT PSYCHICALLY ROUNDHOUSE KICKING HER SO HARD THAT THE FOUR ASSHOLES IN THE WARP FEEL IT IS BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON SHE FEELS BOTH COMPLETELY HUMAN AND WORRYINGLY MORESO. TELL ME. ARE YOU FULGRIM'S SECRET LOVECHILD BY ANY CHANCE?

    Wait she's a-!

    Okay STOP .

    *Psychic Calming Field*

    All I want to know is where I am and who you people are. When we are done with introductions, I will leave. Okay?

    OKAY. NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

    I am Serras Salnus, Primarch of the Silver Sentinals, Ruler of the Bastion and Daughter of the Emperor of Mankind. Who are you?

    Okay now that the prank is over, who are you really? The Emperor only created sons and neither the Silver Sentinals nor the Bastion were ever recorded to have existed.

    WAIT A SECOND. HOW. THIS CANNOT BE.

    My Emperor! What's wrong?

    I WAS SCANNING HER MEMORIES WHILE SHE WAS INTRODUCING HERSELF. EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. HOWEVER, IT IS ALSO COMPLETELY UNTRUE.

    Explain. For the love of Father, you're more confusing than those blue bird daemons.

    YOU ARE INDEED CORRECT AND EVERYTHING YOU STATED WAS TRUE, BUT IT IS NOT THE CASE IN THIS UNIVERSE, SERRAS.

    This universe? What in the Warp are you-! No. You can't be!

    I AM. YOU, SERRAS SALNUS, ARE MY DAUGHTER, CREATED IN THE WARP THROUGH THE LINGERING PSYCHIC ENERGY OF MY TWENTY PRIMARCH SONS. HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT THE UNIVERSE YOU CAME FROM. IN THIS UNIVERSE, YOU DO NOT EXIST AND EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO TOTAL SHIT A LONG TIME AGO.

    How?! How could you be in this state?! I saw my father through the Warp and he was powerful and full of life, not an artificially sustained corpse.

    You dare insult the Emperor of Mankind!?

    ENOUGH CUSTODIAN. I MUST SEE TO IT THAT SERRAS IS INFORMED ON WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE SO THAT SHE MAY WARN ME IN HER OWN UNIVERSE. TO BE HONEST, A PART OF ME IS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING HAPPY OVER HAVING ANOTHER CHILD TO LEARN ABOUT AND TALK TO.

    B-but I thought that was what I was here for, my lord!

    IT IS. HOWEVER, UNLIKE YOU, MY DAUGHTER TECNICALLY SHOULD NOT EVEN EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE SO I DO NOT EXACTLY HAVE A FUCKING ETERNITY TO SPEAK WITH HER.

    But you said you didn't even want female space marines! You said girls are yucky and that they have cooties!

    You said what!?

    THAT IS AN OUTRIGHT LIE. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE JEALOUS BANANA MAN.

    But you don't even know what to tell her! I'm the one that's been informing you of everything that has happened since the Horus Heresy!

    The Horus what!?

    ENOUGH. LET US PUT THIS NONSENSE TO REST. CUSTODIAN.

    Yes, my Lord?

    SINCE YOU SEEM DETERMINED TO POSSESS A MONOPOLY ON EXPOSITIONAL MONOLOGUES, YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO TELL SERRAS ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST TEN MILLENIA OR SO. WHEN SHE IS ALL CAUGHT UP, BRING HER HERE SO THAT SHE MAY TELL ME WHAT THINGS ARE LIKE IN HER HOME UNIVERSE. DOES THIS SOUND AGREEABLE, MY VAMPIRE-LOOKING WARP SPAWN?

    ...Alright, I'll go with it.

    EXCELLENT. NOW YOU WALKING SUNNY D COMMERCIAL YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

    This way, Madame Salnus...

    Why do I feel like this will only make my headache worse?

    BECAUSE IT PROBABLY WILL.


    A/N: I don't know why, but I feel like I could have done this better. Regardless please feel free to criticise and ask questions. By the way this takes place around the beginning of episode 5 in case you're wondering about the timeline.

    Edit: Changes Serras' text color from dark red to light blue
     
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    • Give me a few minutes to get onto the Computer and I shall formulate a response!

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    Alright, I got to a computer and I have to say this has to become a thing...I eagerly await a response on how bullshit everything is, and frankly I'm looking forward to seeing if Serras could help with that phantom itch thing at least....as well as do some soul Surgery on Good old Dadperor.

    not to mention the emperor is probably taking secret pictures of serras if only to show off smugly to malcadors echo that "Yes I have a daughter you smug ass, and yes she is better then all her brothers, and yes I should have listened to you...shut up echo of malcador"!

    dear lord Jealous Banana man and dear emps taking back anything he says because its simply not true because of true happiness and beauty just landed on his lap in the form of his daughter that inherited his fabulous hair!
     
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    Nicholas Brooks said:
    A/N: I don't know why, but I feel like I could have done this better. Regardless please feel free to criticise and ask questions. By the way this takes place around the beginning of episode 5 in case you're wondering about the timeline.
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    Why mustard yellow for the Emeror, and why dark red for Serras for people like me with the default Flexgray background?
     
    Wind-Up Citrus said:
    Why mustard yellow for the Emeror, and why dark red for Serras for people like me with the default Flexgray background?
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    I was originally going to use white on account of her white hair but then i realized that white was also the standard text color. So I changed it to red on account of Serras' red eyes. As for the mustard yellow thing, I was intending to go for a more dark-gold color.
     
    Nicholas Brooks said:
    I was originally going to use white on account of her white hair but then i realized that white was also the standard text color. So I changed it to red on account of Serras' red eyes. As for the mustard yellow thing, I was intending to go for a more dark-gold color.
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    The 'problem' with red, so to speak, is if this is ever continued(please do) Magnus's color is red. I'd go with a light blue?
     
    tri2 said:
    why does emps call serras a "MY VAMPIRE-LOOKING WARP SPAWN?"
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    Because of two reasons. 1. There is character in Hellsing Ultimate named Seras Victoria and she is the vampiric spawn of Alucard, the most powerful vampire ever. 2. She has white hair, pale skin and red eyes. Sounds vampiric to me.
     
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