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An Extra Primarch

Should the Quest switch to a Narrative Base?

  • Yes, it will streamline things.

    Votes: 345 40.6%

  • No, I prefer the current system.

    Votes: 127 14.9%

  • Yes, but not until the Crusade begins/Prologue ends.

    Votes: 378 44.5%
  • Total voters
    850
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ExNihilo said:
Oh god, brilliant.

Her reaction to Demon Magnus and his whole backstory will be great as well.
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Serras: Give me a moment

Magnus: What are you doing?

Serras whistles as she set's up a device

Serras: Readying a camera. You're going to say all of this again so I can record it. That honestly seems like the simplest way to solve this back home, just show you this message.

Serras makes a few final touches.

Serras: Okay, go.
 
This is going to become the Sub-story for An Extra Primarch isn't it? because dammit this is too good to simple let it gather dust and echo's!
 
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SERRAS SALNUS IN THE 41st MILLENIUM 2(Noncanon Crossover)(+10 to roll of your choice)
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    • SERRAS SALNUS IN THE 41st MILLENIUM 2

    *Emperor on his Throne*

    Okay my Lord we're back. I've finally caught Serras up on everything important that happened over the past ten thousand years.

    HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

    She's taking it better than expected.

    GOOD. NOW THAT WE ARE ALL CAUGHT UP, YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THINGS ARE LIKE IN YOUR OWN UNIVERSE. DID MAGNUS MANAGE TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM FUCKING UP THERE? DID JAGHATAI EVER LEARN TO STAND FUCKING STILL?

    Father, I haven't even met most of my brothers in my world. The only ones I've been able to contact were Dorn, Russ, Magnus, Jack, and Horus.

    HOLD ON JUST A FUCKING SECOND. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ONE OF MY SONS WAS GIVEN A BORING-ASS NAME LIKE JACK? WAS IT THE BLUEBERRY BOY SCOUT FROM MACRAGGE THAT CALLS HIMSELF GUILLIMAN IN THIS TIMELINE?

    Who the Hell is Guilliman? Jack is Magnus' brother that landed with him on Prospero.

    SO THERE ARE EVEN MORE WARP-SPAWNS? OKAY. I CAN ROLL WITH THIS. WHAT IS HE LIKE?

    I only met him recently but he seems a lot more... practical than Magnus. As a psyker, they're nearly equal in power but Jack focuses more on the Warp as a tool rather than a world in itself. Magnus seems pretty similar to the one in my world from how your custodian described him. Well at least until the... y'know.

    GOOD TO KNOW THERE IS SOMEONE THAT SPECIALIZES IN THE WARP WITHOUT BEING FUCKING OBSESSED WITH IT. ACTUALLY, WHAT YEAR IS IT WHERE YOU COME FROM? YOU SAID THAT YOU ONLY MET FIVE OF YOUR SIBLINGS, CORRECT?

    Correct. When i left, the year was 808.M30. So it seems that my universe is just ten millennia late chronologically.

    WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. I CREATED YOU PRIMARCHS IN 792.M30. THAT MEANS YOU ARE ONLY SIXTEEN WHAT THE FUCK. HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO RIP A HOLE IN SPACETIME WHEN YOU ARE SO YOUNG. I MEAN I EXPECTED YOU TO HAVE CONQUERED YOUR PLANET AROUND NOW BUT THIS IS BORDERING ON FIFTH-DEGREE INTERDIMENSIONAL WARP REALM FUCKERY.

    My planet? I have nearly four hundred.

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. DID YOU LAND ON FUCKING MACRAGGE I HAD NOT EVEN LEFT THE FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM BY THAT TIME.

    Actually I was just lucky. I landed on Thernus, a civilized world that already had a couple of colonies and basic warp drive tech.

    OKAY I GUESS THAT JUST TAKES IT FROM THE REALM OF SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE TO JUST FUCKING ABSURD.

    Wait a second. My Lord, may I ask Serras a question?

    I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BABYSITTER. ASK YOUR QUESTION ALREADY.

    Serras what armor is that? I've not seen anything like it before. It's certainly not ceramite or adamantine, that's for sure.

    It's Mythril. An 80/20 alloy of Wraithbone and Orichalcix.

    What is Orichalcix? Actually how the fuck did you manage to get Wraithbone and alloy it no less.

    Orichalcix is the human equivalent of wraithbone. I invented it. As for the Wraithbone, my allied Craftworld Quenya made it for me.

    HOLD ON. ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU HAVE THE ALLEGIANCE OF AN ELDAR CRAFTWORLD?

    Yes... Why do you ask?

    BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE PEOPLE THAT CAN BUILD WEBWAY SHIT FOR YOU OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY-

    He'll be like that for a while. The webway was a really big deal for him.

    So I gathered.

    OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY. SAY. HOW MUCH OF THE WEBWAY DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO RIGHT NOW?

    We've only had it for a few years but we do have our local sector mapped out. We're trying to expand towards Inwit, Cthonia, Fenris, and Prospero.

    YEY. BY THE WAY, YOU MENTIONED SLAANESH EARLIER. I ASSUME THAT MEANS YOU ARE AWARE OF THE FOUR REALITY TUMORS?

    Yes although not as much as I like. I know the most about IT because of what my Eldar friend told me.

    "Eldar friend"? The Eldar don't normally apply that term to humans. What did you do that made them so amicable to you?

    Well aside from the odd bit of technological and military assistance, I created a kind of Spirit Stone for them to protect their souls from She-Who-Thirsts.

    *Imperatorus Silencius*

    You... invented Spirit Stones? The Eldar of your universe owe the creation their greatest and most fiercely guarded defense against Slaanesh... to you?

    Yep.

    ...

    ...

    ...Guys?

    I FUCKING HATE THIS REALITY. IMPERIUM-LOYAL ELDAR CRAFTWORLDS? WEBWAY ACCESS BEFORE THE GREAT CRUSADE? A FOUR HUNDRED WORLD EMPIRE BEFORE THE COMPLETION OF THE UNIFICATION OF TERRA? SIX OF MY CHILDREN WORKING TOGETHER TO KICK ASS ALL OF THEIR OWN VOLITION? HUMAN-MADE WRAITHBONE? WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS SHITTY, SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PARODY OF AN IMPERIUM WHILE OTHER ME IS GETTING GOOD SHIT DONE FOR HIM EARLY? FUCK THAT GUY.

    You do know that you're talking about yourself right?

    OF COURSE I KNOW SUNSHINE. BY THE WAY, SERRAS. WHEN YOU GET BACK TO YOUR WORLD TELL OTHER ME THAT HE IS REALLY FUCKING LUCKY TO HAVE YOU WITH HIM. TELL HIM THAT FOR ME.

    I'll be sure to do that. Probably shouldn't mention my God-Daughter...

    WHAT WAS THAT?

    Nothing!
     
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    • I wonder if Emps will shit a warp storm if he finds out about the benign comatose C'tan and the race of transforming robot warriors that it spawned that Serras is allied with too...
     
    Tell him about being a grandfather when she's the age of 16!!! that shit will get hilarious!!!

    not to mention the whole super crystal thing, I'm betting she can whip up a demonstration of all the crystals she has currently mad so far as a example! might even help the golden throne a bit!
     
    tri2 said:
    Throne Emps deserves a hug rating.
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    he deserves more then that...heck serras should give him the way to make crystals in order to help him the fuck out! I mean this should be a side-story cannon at one point if we get the SL to at least 5 with our emperor!

    seriously, TTSD is the best thing for Warhammer 40k...it actually makes more sense then that fucked up time-line!

    also I cant wait for when she begins to tell him about all the bullshit...also tells him about the kork problem she is having.
     
    @ilbgar123 So apparently according to Gathering Storm, the Primaris Marines were the original intention of the Emperor when he was creating the Adeptus Astartes. However, he created the iconic space marines instead because he was pressed for time. Since he knows that his favorite daughter is doing the whole Galactic Conquest thing for him, will he be able to create Primaris Marines the first time around?
     
    Nicholas Brooks said:
    @ilbgar123 So apparently according to Gathering Storm, the Primaris Marines were the original intention of the Emperor when he was creating the Adeptus Astartes. However, he created the iconic space marines instead because he was pressed for time. Since he knows that his favorite daughter is doing the whole Galactic Conquest thing for him, will he be able to create Primaris Marines the first time around?
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    Probably at least for her legion. After all, he doesn't have a sample of her gene-seed (unless he somehow psychically retrieved it?). He will have to figure out how to work her gene-seed, after collection, into female Space Marines (he has already said her gene-seed would probably be 100% rejected with males). As his other sons are able to do the work, he can focus on his labs for a bit.
     
    sorry, part of something I was writing got mixed up with my one reply.

    I hate how this remembers things sometimes
     
    Stellar Lifts In Canon Why Not?(Noncanon Crossover)(+10 to roll of your choice)
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    • Hey, mind if I pitch in?

    -And that is the how and why the four-hundred worlds were able to build a stellar lift to feed a hundred forge-worlds worth of factorums in no less than a decade.

    INCREDIBLE. HEY YOU. SHINY SYCOPHANT SHITCICLE. WHY HAVEN'T WE ALREADY BUILT ONE OF THESE STELLAR LIFTS IF THEY COULD PROVIDE SUCH ASTRONOMICAL QUANTITIES OF USABLE ENERGY AND MATERIAL? WE COULD HAVE GIVEN EVERY ONE OF THESE DUMB CHAPTER-THINGYS THEIR VERY OWN GLORIANA-CLASS BATTLESHIP BY NOW.

    As wonderful an image as drowning our enemies in Gloriana-class battleships is my Lord, I am skeptical if that is even possible. As I've said before, technology has regressed greatly between your entombment and now, and we're short on Primarchs to direct the project.

    I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT SLAPPING AN OVERSIZED MAGNET ON A SATELLITE AND CALLING IT A DAY CAN'T BE TOO HARD FOR EVEN THE MOST BRAIN-DAMAGED COGITATOR COPULATOR TO MANAGE.

    That's not really how that works, father.

    Be as it may, my Lord, there's still the issue of resources. The fact of the matter is that the Imperium is in a perpetual state of total warfare, and we're always on short supply for weapons and ammunition despite most of our industry going towards it.

    IF SHORTAGES ARE SUCH A BIG ISSUE, THAT JUST MAKES BUILDING A LIFT ALL THE MORE IMPERATIVE. SURELY THE MASSIVE RETURNS OF SUCH A PROJECT WOULD MORE THAN MAKE UP FOR ANY TRADE-OFF IN WAR MATERIEL?

    Well the reason so much goes to war materiel is because we are constantly under siege by xenos, Chaos, mutants, traitors and whatnot. We can't spare any of that production because to do so would leave Imperial worlds out of ammunition and free for the taking.

    THAT IS NO EXCUSE. MY DAUGHTER FROM ANOTHER FATHER BUILT ONE IN A FEW YEARS USING JUST A COUPLE SECTOR'S WORTH OF INDUSTRIAL OUTPUT. SURELY, THERE IS SOME SECTOR IN THIS CESSPIT OF AN IMPERIUM THAT'S JUST FUCKING AROUND, READY TO GET KICKED IN THE BOOTY TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER, JUMP-START THE MOST IMPORTANT INDUSTRIAL PROJECT SINCE THE 'ONLY' FOUNDING, AND GENERALLY BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF IMPERIAL SOCIETY.

    Even if we could afford the costs to build one, my Emperor, it would certainly attract the attention of one of the many enemies of the Imperium, and we would end up wasting vast quantities of resources on an endeavor that would end up being destroyed or worse, taken over by said enemies.

    IN THAT CASE, WHY NOT BUILD ONE HERE IN SOL? IT'S THE MOST PROTECTED SOLAR SYSTEM IN THE GALAXY, AND WITHIN ARM'S REACH OF MAR'S EXPERTISE AND OUTPUT.

    Because, my Emperor, the Tech-Priests on Mars would probably call it tech-heresy, or simply lack the know how to do it themselves considering they've never done it either. And I doubt that the High-Lords would rubber-stamp any star-altering mega-project on the Sun on the off chance it affects them or Terra's nobility, regardless if it is to their determent or benefit.

    TYPICAL. WHY MUST THE LEADERSHIP OF THE IMPERIUM BE SO MIND-NUMBINGLY INEPT THAT THEY COULDN'T ACCEPT SUCH A SIMPLE SOLUTION? WHAT ABOUT THAT MINI-IMPERIUM THAT BOOTIE-BOY BUILT IN THE ULTIMA SEGMENTUM?

    Ultramar, sir? That...actually might be possible. It's the closest to fitting the Bastion's description, but I don't see how the Ultramarines could-

    NO. THIS STAR-MUNCHER IS BEING BUILT, AND IF I HAVE TO RESORT TO THE SMURFS TO DO IT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS EVEN DUMBER THAN THEM, THEN SO BE IT. GO FORTH TO THE SCRIBES. SEND A MESSAGE TO THE ULTRASMURFS. I WANT THEM TO WITHDRAW FROM ALL MILITARY CAMPAIGNS AND FOCUS ON BUILDING A STELLAR LIFT TO SERRAS'S SPECIFICATIONS IN MACRAGGE.

    Are you sure, Father? I'm certain that the Iron Hands or Dorn's Fists are better suited to this task...

    ABSOLUTELY. I NEVER ERR IN MY JUDGEMENT. IF THOSE BLUE-BOIS THINK THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE, THEN I EXPECT THEM TO PROVE IT BY DOING EXACTLY THE THINGS NO-ONE ELSE HAS DONE.

    COME TO THINK OF IT, TELL THEM TO ALSO DISPATCH A SMURF-SQUAD TO CAPTURE MAGNUS FROM HIS DAEMON NERD-WORLD AND BRING HIM HERE. I STILL NEED TO SPANK HIS ASS FOR RUINING MY EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE WEBWAY PROJECT. THAT WAY, IF THEY FAIL AT BOTH OF THESE THINGS, THE SMURFS CAN NEVER BE SMUG AGAIN WITHOUT BEING LAUGHED AT. AND IF THEY SUCCEED IN ONE OR BOTH OF THESE THINGS, WE GET A GREAT VICTORY FOR THE IMPERIUM. SO NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I STILL WIN.

    Very well my Lord, I shall dispatch your message at once.

    OH AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM TO CUT OFF GUILIMAN'S LIFE SUPPORT, YOU GLISTENING GUIDED GUARDIAN.

    "Gliste-"?! S-s-sure, my Lord...

    ...SPEAKING OF GILDED GUARDIANS, HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY OTHER COMPANIONS, MY CHILD?

    Oh, yes! I've had the...privilege of...meeting them already, eh heh heh...
     
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    • Lazor said:
    Hey, mind if I pitch in?

    -And that is the how and why the four-hundred worlds were able to build a stellar lift to feed a hundred forge-worlds worth of factorums in no less than a decade.

    INCREDIBLE. HEY YOU. SHINY SYCOPHANT SHITCICLE. WHY HAVEN'T WE ALREADY BUILT ONE OF THESE STELLAR LIFTS IF THEY COULD PROVIDE SUCH ASTRONOMICAL QUANTITIES OF USABLE ENERGY AND MATERIAL? WE COULD HAVE GIVEN EVERY ONE OF THESE DUMB CHAPTERS-THINGYS THEIR VERY OWN GLORIANA-CLASS BATTLESHIP BY NOW.

    As wonderful an image as drowning our enemies in Gloriana-class battleships is my Lord, I am skeptical if that is even possible. As I've said before, technology has regressed greatly between your entombment and now, and we're short on Primarchs to direct the project.

    I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT SLAPPING AN OVERSIZED MAGNET ON A SATELLITE AND CALLING IT A DAY CAN'T BE TOO HARD FOR EVEN THE MOST BRAIN-DAMAGED COGITATOR COPULATOR TO MANAGE.

    That's not really how that works, father.

    Be as it may, my Lord, there's still the issue of resources. The fact of the matter is that the Imperium is in a perpetual state of total warfare, and we're always on short supply for weapons and ammunition.

    IF SHORTAGES ARE SUCH A BIG ISSUE, THAT JUST MAKES BUILDING A LIFT ALL THE MORE IMPERATIVE. SURELY THE MASSIVE RETURNS OF SUCH A PROJECT WOULD MORE THAN MAKE UP FOR ANY TRADE-OFF IN WAR MATERIALS

    Well the reason so much go to war materials is because we are constantly under siege by xenos, Chaos, and mutants, traitors and whatnot. We can't spare any of that production because to do so would leave Imperial worlds out of ammunition and free for the taking.

    THAT IS NO EXCUSE. MY DAUGHTER FROM ANOTHER FATHER BUILT ONE IN A FEW YEARS USING JUST A COUPLE SECTOR'S WORTH OF INDUSTRIAL OUTPUT. SURELY, THERE IS SOME SECTOR IN THIS CESSPIT OF AN IMPERIUM THAT'S JUST FUCKING AROUND, READY TO GET KICKED IN THE BOOTY TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER, JUMP-START THE MOST IMPORTANT INDUSTRIAL PROJECT SINCE THE 'ONLY' FOUNDING, AND GENERALLY BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF IMPERIAL SOCIETY.

    Even if we could afford the costs to build one, my Emperor, it would certainly attract the attention of one of the many enemies of the Imperium, and we would end up wasting vast quantities of resources on an endeavor that would end up being destroyed or worse, taken over by said enemies.

    IN THAT CASE, WHY NOT BUILD ONE HERE IN SOL? IT'S THE MOST PROTECTED SOLAR SYSTEM IN THE GALAXY, AND WITHIN ARM'S REACH OF MAR'S EXPERTISE AND OUTPUT.

    Because, my Emperor, the Tech-Priests on Mars would probably call it tech-heresy, or simply lack the know how to do it themselves considering they've never done it either. And I doubt that the High-Lords would rubber-stamp any star-altering mega-project on the Sun on the off chance it affects them or Terra's nobility, regardless if it is to their determent or benefit.

    TYPICAL. WHY MUST THE LEADERSHIP OF THE IMPERIUM BE SO MIND-NUMBINGLY INEPT THAT THEY COULDN'T ACCEPT SUCH A SIMPLE SOLUTION? WHAT ABOUT THAT MINI-IMPERIUM THAT BOOTEE-BOY BUILT IN THE ULTIMA SEGMENTUM?

    Ultramar, sir? That...actually might be possible. It's the closes to fitting the Bastion's description, but I don't see how the Ultramarines could-

    NO. THIS STAR-MUNCHER IS BEING BUILT, AND IF I HAVE TO RESORT TO THE SMURFS TO DO IT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS EVEN DUMBER THAN THEM, THEN SO BE IT. GO FORTH TO THE SCRIBES. SEND A MESSAGE TO THE ULTRAMARINES. I WANT THEM TO WITHDRAW FROM ALL MILITARY CAMPAIGNS AND FOCUS ON BUILDING A STELLAR LIFT TO SERRAS'S SPECIFICATIONS IN MACRAGGE.

    Are you sure, Father? I'm certain that the Iron Hands or Dorn's Fists are better suited to this task...

    ABSOLUTELY. I NEVER ERR IN MY JUDGEMENT. IF THOSE BLUE-BOIS THINK THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE, THEN I EXPECT THEM TO PROVE IT BY DOING EXACTLY THE THINGS NO-ONE ELSE HAS DONE.

    COME TO THINK OF IT, TELL THEM TO ALSO DISPATCH A SMURF-SQUAD TO CAPTURE MAGNUS FROM HIS DAEMON NERD-WORLD AND BRING HIM HERE. I STILL NEED TO SPANK HIS ASS FOR RUINING MY EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE WEBWAY PROJECT. THAT WAY, IF THEY FAIL AT BOTH OF THESE THINGS, THE SMURFS CAN NEVER BE SMUG AGAIN WITHOUT BEING LAUGHED AT. AND IF THEY SUCCEED IN ONE OR BOTH OF THESE THINGS, WE GET A GREAT VICTORY FOR THE IMPERIUM. SO NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I STILL WIN.

    Very well my Lord, I shall dispatch your message at once.

    OH AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM TO CUT OFF GUILIMAN'S LIFE SUPPORT, YOU GLISTENING GUIDED GUARDIAN.

    "Gliste-"?! S-s-sure, my Lord...

    ...SPEAKING OF GILDED GUARDIANS, HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY OTHER COMPANIONS, MY CHILD?

    Oh, yes! I've had the...privilege of...meeting them already, eh heh heh...
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    oh god she is going to either hold this over him for eternity...or is trying to repress certain thoughts and the horrors of the three pillermen wannabe's!
     
    Nicholas Brooks said:
    @ilbgar123 So apparently according to Gathering Storm, the Primaris Marines were the original intention of the Emperor when he was creating the Adeptus Astartes. However, he created the iconic space marines instead because he was pressed for time. Since he knows that his favorite daughter is doing the whole Galactic Conquest thing for him, will he be able to create Primaris Marines the first time around?
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    Well, he might push the timetable for actually launching the crusade back a bit, what with the Stellar Bellows essentially letting him drown the xenos empires further our in 'bodies' more or less at his leisure. If you guys can get the Primarchs linked up a lot earlier, that would also help, since he could educate them as his generals all at once and build camaraderie between them, in addition to giving them the sort of attention he gave Horus. Those factors combined would likely work.

    Admiral Gaunt said:
    So @ilbgar123 what is needed to understand the Webway properly?
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    Exotic. Minimum. In Navigator and Education: Esoteric.
     
    whelp we know the drill, survive the k_ork invasion, kill them off, proceed to link all brothers up, learn about the fucking web-way, get primaris level bullshit, and get all primarch home worlds with the same stellar bellows finished up so we can drown our enemies in sheer bullshit numbers! also destroy xeno-empires at our leisure if they prove to be a threat!
     
    ritual with magnus, jack, malcador, big e to mass produce purity crystals to literally cover every planet's orbital space?
     
    tri2 said:
    ritual with magnus, jack, malcador, big e to mass produce purity crystals to literally cover every planet's orbital space?
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    I was thinking to turn every Primarch into a Lighthouse (Even you, Mortarion). That way, travel through the Warp becomes even easier. Also, mandatory psychic training for all the Primarchs.
     
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