A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)

Fortunately for them, Syndrome is in no shape to take a personal hand in his vengeance, and given the stupendous return on investment Shego got out of the villain she may very well be inclined to offer some degree of protection. Not to mention anyone else who hates Syndrome, and that list is probably...Substantial, to put it mildly.

Yeah, I can definitely see Shego take BB and his posse under her aegis for having given her ARch-Rival a serious bloody nose, if nothing else.
 
Between the sword and wall again.(canon!)
Well My muse is finally acting up, so here is an omake.

Between the sword and wall again.

Your name is Herbert Powell and this is probably the most hellish situation you find yourself in.

Here you are in your desk, sitting there with a level of stress that should probably kill any human being.

Just because of one envelope that is sitting there menancingly in front of you.

You really don't want to open the damn thing, because you know that it is only going to bring you more headaches when you do.

But you are the boss of this company, you are responsible for this and god may smite you, should you run away from them.

You sigh as you finally put your hands on the envelope and open it.

And it was as you feared, your financial report giving you nothing but red once again.

You put your hands in your head as you slam yourself down on the desk once again like the months before.

''God fucking dammit, if this continues like this I will lose the company and what's left of my money in a year or two'' you said in a defeated tone.

It really surprises you how bad things have gone during these last years as CEO of Powell technologies.

You remember when everything was going well, after making the baby translator not only You had managed to regain your fortune, but also make a new company to keep you afloat for the years to come.

Hell you had so many ideas that came to fruition during the first years that where a total hit with the people, specially the cars, since you could never really let go that part of your old business.

But then disaster struck.

The baby translator?
Fell on sales the following years after people just didn't seem to be interested into making families anymore and those that did get married just didn't seem to want to have a baby.

Before that would had probably been the biggest hit, one that you could recover from with time and ideas, at the moment that wasn't the end of the world.

But then the other variables got involved.

To be more specific Kronos Corp and Drakk Tech.

Ever since their CEO's rise to fame you haven't been able to get any impactful contract or an idea that could outsmart them.

It was almost like going againts a real life mad scientist.

And that is without counting some of the toomfolery going around with them.

You weren't surprised to find spies from both companies during their starting days in your own, considering you where a household name some years back then, you don't know if to be angry or flattered.

But nowdays they don't even care about your ''little company'' which is probably for the better.

You knew well of these so called kings and that making enemies of even one of them unprepared was a death sentence.

You sigh again as you check your office, to think all you fought for is once again going down the drain.

As you get up of your chair You start talking to yourself '' I really wish times went back to be more simple, where my only worry was about playing My taxes'' as you get close to a shelf where a cased photo lies.

A photo depicting your brother Homer and his family alongside you during last christmas dinner, you where close to town that time and decided to play him a visit on a whim.

You doubt that grudge about your original company Will ever fully go away, but you forgave Homer that day, when even retuclanty he gave you two thousand dollars to help you get back on your feet and kickstart an invention once again.

He may be probably the dullest tool in the shed, but you saw that day he was a good man, an idiot for sure, but someone you can count on to do the right thing in the end.

As you continue seeing the photo, the gears in your head start moving, maybe you could make a little vacational trip to Springfield.

After all Homer family was what gave you the idea for the baby translator, who knows what else you can think of if you go around the city.

After all that little piece of gold may not be the only one left in the city.

As you go back to your desk you clear your agenda and program a well deserved vacation to Springfield, you didn't use them last year to keep the company afloat so you doubt the imvestors Will bait an eye at this, besides the change of scenery may just be what you need to get at least one victory againts Shego and that pompous idiot of Syndrome.

After all this is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.

Well wrotte a little snippet involving our bastard son Herbert, later seasons reveal he went back to poverty, so Made it here that he is about to reach that point, the dome still hasn't been Made public yet SO had to cut out some parts where he sees what the goverment pulled on the city, so he Will probably find it once he reaches the city, he also technically never has interacted with Abe on a deeper level, he also won't know about us taking the Burns state, as for him visiting Springfield, well as I Made him mention, visiting the Simpsons is what gave him the baby translator idea, so he may as well try to struck gold again with them or with Springfield in general, after all some inventors and artist do go on a scenery change to get more ideas or get more creative to trive, Hope I got his character well written and enjoy./SPOILER]
 
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Gratuitous Senator Armstrong Cameo: "Can't have a good Quest without making a few great Omakes, Jack!"

Raiden: "....What the F--k are you talking about?"

*nods, then freezes*

Since Armstrong was running for Governor of Colorado, its capital of Denver having been overwritten by Middleton in Gridlocked, *That means he´d possibly fall under SHEGOS purview* if we cross-reference canons.

Oh dear...
 
I hearby declare this omake canon!
I offer you +10 to the herb Powell action Or +10 to a simpson family action!
Hmm, I Will take the +10 to the herb Powell action.

If we can recruit him later he probably can do wonders if we pair him with Frink on making something, maybe a breaktrough on the motors industry which would put Springfield on the map.

Besides we probably have low modifiers with him compared to the Simpsons family, since we haven't interacted at all with him on canon.
 
Given that we're probably going to be going down the fission tech tree once we have the time I have a thought for combining Herb and Frink's know how to make fallout style atomic cars. Once we work out how to do that safely of course; that's not something we want to half ass after all
 
Given that we're probably going to be going down the fission tech tree once we have the time I have a thought for combining Herb and Frink's know how to make fallout style atomic cars. Once we work out how to do that safely of course; that's not something we want to half ass after all

I mean, theoretically at least *fusion engines* would be less likely to go boom horrifically than *fission engines*, so that´s a boon at least.
 
I have a plan to get Homer to straighten up and fly right. It's cruel and unusual, but if he's ever going to make something of himself permanently, (and not be a drain on our resources) it'll have to be done.

First: we offer to pay for all our grandchildren to go to college. Yes, even Bart, should he choose to.

Second: we tell Homer this only happens if he also goes back to college, and earns a degree in something useful. Business, nuclear science, whatever.

Third: We inform Homer that, should he take the deal and not deliver by the time we croak, all our money goes to Ned Flanders/Patty and Selma.

My hope, you see, is to use Homer's hatred to motivate him to succeed. Anyway, that's my pitch.
 
homer would be a good martial hero with knowledge in basically EVERY JOB + the ability to learn languages very quickly.
(so low level learning bonus? like say "can learn up to 15 in any job quickly"? )
 
homer would be a good martial hero with knowledge in basically EVERY JOB + the ability to learn languages very quickly.
(so low level learning bonus? like say "can learn up to 15 in any job quickly"? )
In order to find out exactly what's on his sheet (as well as the other Simpsons), we need to take the action to spend time with Homer next turn. I honestly don't think he's going to be terrible, maybe a bit niche but there will probably be some value on bringing him onto our roster
 
Pie Man flings again!(not canon unfortunately)
Coming at you with another omake~ I've worked out that since the movie came out on on July 27 2007 that gives us seasons 1 through 18 to have already happened. While factors, characters, and lore from seasons 19 through present, i'm guessing could potentially still exist and come into play though in different ways than canon.

But yeah reason mention this is recalled a favorite episode of mine from season 15 that debuted a new hero for the little people~ A hero that who knows might not be the hero the people in Villains Victorious asked for but very well might be the hero they need now more than ever~

Pie Man flings again!

(Homers voice narrating starts the scene)
"Springfield when you first look at it you think geeze what a dump!" "But under all the dirt, grime, bums, and the huge tire fire, not to mention all the weirdos, and...um where was I going with this again?" "OH WAIT I REMEMBER! "Hehe look no lying Springfield when you first look at it you think this town sucks."

"But when you take a closer look you realize it's a real special place, and I don't mean special like the classes my school had me take when I was kid." "No I mean special like winning a free car, or eating your first donut ,or drinking your first beer....hmmmm beer and donuts..hmmmmm~"

"But recently the city been hit by hard times after that jerk Uncle Sam dropped a giant fishbowl on it. "Which totally wasn't my....I mean Homer Simpsons fault no sireee it was all the government...and Burns..yeah the government and Mr. Burns hehe~"

"So yeah thanks to that incident not only is Springfield looking like more of a dump than usual but we got a bunch of jerks coming into town making trouble."

"Plus according to a good source of mine which is not I repeat not Lisa Simpsons the rest of the good ol US of A isn't doing much better. Times are tough, times are dark and things aren't looking good for the world..what it needs..is someone to stand up for the little guy..someone willing to take a bite of justice out of the cream filled stuffing that is the criminal underworld...someone like Pie Man!"






It was a dark night in the town of Springfield and all seemed calm....until.

CRACK!

A sound of glass breaking was heard soon followed by a alarm

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

The source of both was the Vulgari jewelry store and inside the store three forms were now covering their ears with the smallest of the three shouting out in annoyed angry voice

"DANG IT BOUNCER!" A voice shouted over the alarm, "What you said get the goods!" The biggest of the trio said defensively while the skinniness of trio gave a agreeing nod in asset, "I MEANT AFTER I DISABLED THE REMAINING ALARMS!" The smallest yelled before dragging their hand down their face with a groan

These were Big Time, Bouncer, and Burger Beagle aka the Original Classics of the Beagle Boys the sons (Three of many, many, many more) of the infamous Ma Beagle.

And the whole reason they were even in this dump of a town was because they were heading toward a planned job they were hired for in Danville or Doofania as that weird pharmacist was calling it. But they figured as they were passing through nothing wrong with doing a quick score before heading out of town.

Of course that leads to the present tonight with the front doorr of Vulgari getting kicked down by Bouncer as it's alarms blare with the three brothers running out as Big Time exclaimed, "Come on let's book it before the cops show up!"

He yelled with a bag of loot hanging over his shoulder only to slam into his bigger brothers legs, "Oof...what the heck are you doing Bouncer?" He said not noticing Burger coming to a stop behind him giving a shocked look at what had caused Bouncer to stop and what Big Time had yet to notice do busy snapping at Bouncer, "Get the loot in the car and let's get..out..of.."

He trailed off as his eyes widen seeing their get away car tires not only slashed but the whole vehicle covered in what appeared to pies, "WHAT HAPPEN TO MY CAR?!" He demanded in disbelief dropping his back of loot as his hands went to his head in shock.

However in the next instant the air was pierced with the something being thrown....and that something landed it's mark with a mighty....

SPLAT!

"ARG MY EYES!" Bouncer Beagle yelled his face covered in frosting and what seemed to be some kinda yellow filling as a pie container fell to the ground before yelling out with even more pain, "IT BURNS!"

"BOUNCER!" Big Time yelled in shock as Burger tried to find the source of the pie before a new voiced pierced the air, "TEST LEMON FILLED JUSTICE!"

SPLAT!

And the next thing Burger new he was sharing the pie to the face fate as his brother and it burned, "ARG!" With his hands going his face as he stumbled around like Bouncer in pain as Big Time looked around in shock before growling in anger as he clenched his fists, "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?"

He roared enraged, "Do you have any idea who you're messing with boy!?" He demanded as his brothers tried to wipe off the pie from their faces while attempting to in vain make the burning sensation in their eyes stop

Big Time however paid no heed to his brothers more focused on teaching this jokester a lesson and soon he heard the voice reply back to his roaring shouts, "Looks to me three ugly goons in need of the pie of justice!"

SPLAT! With that statement being emphasized by another pie shooting out only for Big Time duck down with a laugh, "Hehe you missed!"

He shouted out as the pie hit the ground behind him only for the voice to give a laugh, "Hehe I wouldn't be so sure about that buddy~" And a few moments later the three beagles heard a beeping a beeping coming from....Big Time turned white as he twisted around looking at the pie he just dodged seeing what seemed to be a red light emmiting from it along with a beeping and all he could do was sigh as he had a good idea of what was about to happen, "Ah...nuts."

BOOOOOOM! And in the next second a huge explosion of cream went off from the pie thrown knocking the three beagles down and out.


(A little bit later)

The three beagles now tied to a streetlight and covered in pies groaned weakly as a light from a flashlight shined on them as Chief Wiggum with Eddie and Lou frowned at the sight, "Well what do we have here?"

Chief Wiggum asked with a confused frown before Lou spoke up, "Thinks these are three of the Beagle Boys from the Beagle crime family Chief." He replied back with the Chief rolling his eyes, "No duh Lou.." He said before sighing, "But i'm talking about what their covered in."

He said as he reached forward and took off some of the cream on the Beagles Boy giving it a experimental lick before making a sour face, "Blrg lemon custard with extra lemon!" He yelled out trying to spit out the taste, "Ouch a perp gets hit with that their eyes would be burning for a good while." Eddie said with a wince with Lou adding in with a frown, "Yeah but who's the pie thrower?"

"Ain't it obvious Lou?" Wiggum said with a frown as he looked up at the full moon...full like a unsliced pie, "There's only man who deals out justice like this."

Wiggum spoke with more gravitous as he narrowed his eyes, "He's...back."

And there he stood for several moments not breaking his serious pose before Lou spoke up scratching the top of his head, "Um..who Chief?" Wiggum let out a groan pinching the bridge of his nose, "Darkwing Duck.." He said rolling his eyes while retorting with a sarcastic barb, "Who do you think Lou?!"

He yelled while twisting around to turn at his subordinate, "I'm talking about Pie Man!" The police chief yelled out into the night sky not seeing a figure watching from a roof top one with a shall we say big boned figure before attempting to make a mysterious cool exist only to trip and land into a garbage container in the side alley, "AHHH!" BANG! "DOH!" "MEROW!

"You hear something?" Eddie asked the others as they started to take the Beagles Boys in with Wiggum waving it off, "Eh just those pesky alley cats nothing to worry about."
 
Man, though Pie man was on more later season, but glad to see him even in an omake, I am sure syndrome would just hate him on basics from the last stunt he got involved in when it came to sweets.

That reminds me that sweets in springfield are quite deadly considering you can make grenades with them.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHxH3MJKU_E&ab_channel=garyoldmansdiary

Also springfield butterfingers apparently being fire proof.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spYOUKGanos&ab_channel=Nefylym
 
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So rewatching old clips, found ssomething interesting about Duff beer cans.


View: https://youtu.be/K9Cy2gvfmsQ?si=SlyQm2spvPsny4ge&t=128

They do make for some damn potent bombs if you shake them enough.

Wonder if we can do something with their recipe in the future for some inventions or stuff in general.

Either that or send Syndrome a pack and watch the fireworks once we can get away with it.


...you sure that was Duff Beer and not freaking Nuka Cola Quantum?^^

Speaking of which:

Man, though Pie man was on more later season, but glad to see him even in an omake, I am sure syndrome would just hate him on basics from the last stunt he got involved in when it came to sweets.

That reminds me that sweets in springfield are quite deadly considering you can make grenades with them.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHxH3MJKU_E&ab_channel=garyoldmansdiary

Also springfield butterfingers apparently being fire proof.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spYOUKGanos&ab_channel=Nefylym


Look what I found^^


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbKSUkd7P3o

But seriously:

With all this talk of us using Frink and the Power Plant to crack fusion power and put it into *Everything* on top of all those comestibles of dubious healthiness found in Simpsons as well as us living on the edge of the BnL Wasteland, I am starting to get a serious Fallout feeling for how people wanna play Abe in this quest - not that I am complaining, mind you.

...say, hold old was Abe in the 50s (Fallouts aesthetic and societial "forever era") again? Might be that he´s remembering those times somewhat fondly even despite all the shit that happened to him back then according to flashbacks...

I have a plan to get Homer to straighten up and fly right. It's cruel and unusual, but if he's ever going to make something of himself permanently, (and not be a drain on our resources) it'll have to be done.

First: we offer to pay for all our grandchildren to go to college. Yes, even Bart, should he choose to.

Second: we tell Homer this only happens if he also goes back to college, and earns a degree in something useful. Business, nuclear science, whatever.

Third: We inform Homer that, should he take the deal and not deliver by the time we croak, all our money goes to Ned Flanders/Patty and Selma.

My hope, you see, is to use Homer's hatred to motivate him to succeed. Anyway, that's my pitch.

...that´s *pure evil*, pal - and even got a very good chance at WORKING, considering how much Homer doesn´t want good things happening to Flanders and *especially* his Sisters-in-Law.

Also, pretty sure that those clauses should even be perfectly legal on top...

*let´s do it*^^
 
Honestly I'd rather not tie whether or not we support our grandkid's futures to Homer's success or failure. I feel like Abe would be putting money aside for them one way or the other, though I'd definitely encourage Homer (and even Marge) going back to school if it's what they really want.
 
Tbh if we want an intelligent Homer we need to do something about the crayón on his Brain

Tbh I rather not force Homer to do but to try to be a little more responsible.

Either that or give him a allowance that makes him take a job he actually likes without having to worry about the money.

Reminder that he only goes back to Burns mostly for Maggie.

Our relationship with him is already Shaky as it is really, I have to remind everyone that Abe is not winning any father of the year awards soon.

As for our grandkids, Bart actually gets along pretty well with Abe and can keep Bart in check should we pay him attention.

Lisa on the other hand, just tune her out should she get funny ideas with our state or actually refute her back with facts that make her reflect.

Abe is old and I don't doubt he can shut up a whippersnapper who don't really have any experience

Also he has learned some stuff about happiness, this isn't the 1st time he is rich after all, remember the episode where he got a pretty hefty hereritage money, but that really didn't bring him much happiness?
 
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