A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)

[X] Number 1 Lemon Juice in America! V2.0
Martial
-[X] Attack burns base: DC 100: Wilhelm and Hillbilly Army
-[X] Block Off Access to the Cemetery (Quimby Free Action) - DC 40: Hunter
Diplomacy
-[X] Reach out to the mysterious senator - DC 50: Ned
-[X] Reach out to the confidential DC 60: Fat Tony
Stewardship
–[X] Stewardship: Create more content for DOOF TV DC 90 (Apu) + Gil Gunderson (Krusty the Clown show)
-[X] Buy the Krusty the Clown Show (cost 1 income) - DC 30: Moe
-[X] Build Lemon farms (Or the "Go suck a lemon shelbyville!" Action) DC 20: Jasper
Intrigue
-[X] An ear to the underground DC 40/70: Mona
-[X] Intrigue: Sabotage Burns' Base DC:80 (Final)
Learning
-[X] Upgrade your Power Reactor - DC 70: Fink
Occult
-[X] Research Necromancy? DC 80: Crumbs
-[X] Occult:Create a Magic Department. Dc 100 (Cost 2 income) (Lena)
Blackmail
[X] Nothing…yet
Personal Actions
Abe
-[X] Spend time with your son
-[X] Talk with the general
-[X] Hit the books
-[X] Jog your memory
Flanders
-[X] Meet the New Family
Jasper
-[X] Talk to those Mysterious Hecklers
Frink
-[X] Study that Weird Magic Book
Fat Tony
-[X] Find Louie
Kaiser
-[X] get up to date in war tactics.
Apu
-[X] Visit the head of Kwik-E-Mart for some lessons
The Finale
-[X] look on Your own for more clues about the insignia.
Mona
-[X] Clean Up the Local Park
Lena
-[X] Write an Anonymous Letter to Webb
Moe
-[X] Run Your Bar
Willie
-[X] Fix Up Your Cameras
Professor Hans Rotwood
-[X]Study with an Occult Unit: Kaiser
Hunter
-[X] Hang out with the Hexsquad
Professor Crumbs
-[X] Play wizball
 
[X] Plan Krusty Lemons
-[X] National Actions
–[X] Martial: Attack Burns' Base (DC 100) (Wilhelm+Hillbilly Militia)
–[X] Martial: Block Off Access To The Cemetery (DC 40) (Quimby Free) (Hunter)
–[X] Diplomacy: Reach Out To The Confidential (DC 60) (Fat Tony)
–[X] Diplomacy: Reach Out To The Mysterious Senator (DC 50) (Flanders)
–[X] Stewardship: Buy the Krusty the Clown Show (Cost 1 income) DC: 30 (Moe)
–[X] Stewardship: Create more content for DOOF TV DC 90 (Apu) + Gil Gunderson (Krusty the Clown show)
–[X] Stewardship: Build Lemon Farms (DC 20) (Jasper Bonus)
–[X] Intrigue: Sabotage Burns' Base (DC 80) (Mona)
–[X] Intrigue: Look Further Into The Mysterious Group (DC 65/75/100) (Finale)
–[X] Learning: Upgrade Your Power Reactor (DC 70) (Frink)
–[X] Occult: Research Necromancy (DC 80) (Crumbs)
–[X] Occult: Create Magic Department (DC 100) (Free Action) (2 Income) (Lena)
-[X] Personal Actions
–[X] Abe
—[X] Spend Time With Your Son
—[X] Hit Them Books (1/3)
—[X] Talk With The General
—[X] Is This My Beautiful House?
–[X] Jasper
—[X] Talk To Those Mysterious Hecklers
–[X] Flanders
—[X] Set Up A Hang Out Session
–[X] Frink
—[X] Meeting Of The Minds (Rotwood)
–[X] Fat Tony
—[X] Find Louie
–[X] Kaiser
—[X] Get Up To Date In War Tactics
–[X] Mona
—[X] Talk To Homer
–[X] Apu
—[X] Visit The Head Of Kwik-E-Mart For Lessons
–[X] Finale
—[X] Look On Your Own For More Clues About The Insignia
–[X] Moe
—[X] Practice Voodoo
–[X] Willie
—[X] Fix Up Your Cameras
–[X] Lena
—[X] Write An Anonymous Letter To Webby
–[X] Prof Crumbs
—[X] Play Wizball
–[X] Hunter
—[X] Hang Out With The Hex Squad
–[X] Prof Rotwood
—[X] Study With Wilhelm
-[X] Blackmail
–[X] Nothing…Yet


As much as I love Itchy and Scratchy, we have time for them, explicitly 2 more turns. But if we do Krusty, not only is the DC lower, we get an extra hero.

Also, I really think getting lemons and being an alternative food source for the US can only help us.

I'm not saying we brand the fruit company as 'Krusty Lemons' but I'm also not not saying that. ;)

EDIT: Nevermind, @Soberan 123 has already made a plan like that, so I'll vote for that one.
 
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[X] Plan: An Sticky Situation, with an Slippery Solution

question: do tom and jerry exist in this world? if they don't exist, i would say make the itchy and scratchy show a carbon copy of them. if you wonder why it's simple, they are too macabre to be seen by the general public and in the simpsons they were seen by elementary school children. hans although he professes to be evil, he would never show that macabre animated series to any child. because he is, in my humble opinion, the best cartoon dad (in our reality at least), and a good parent certainly doesn't show a snafu tv show.
 
I am just going to post this from the discord...

Myself:
I await plan: governments best, where we just ignore everything to do with the zombies and gaslight Springfield into thinking there is no zombies. I mean it works for them

Ranger65:
No, Gaslight the government into thinking theirs no zombies, It would be a taste of their own medicine

Pods6827:
Gaslight the zombies into thinking there's no zombies

Myself:
Have us gaslight the zombies into thinking there are no zombies, and then have the gaslight zombies gaslight the government into thinking there are no zombies, and then have the government gaslight the public into thinking there are no zombies, and then have the public gaslight our employees into thinking there are no zombies, and then our employees gaslight us into thinking there are no zombies

Pods6827:
That is an Yzma level plan right there

Myself:
Its Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant!

So clearly we should all vote for Plan: Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
 
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[X] Plan: An Sticky Situation, with an Slippery Solution

I do want the lemons, but the collab should come first. Because Doof can murder us.

How about next turn we commit to lemons, and other civic improvements?
 
[X] Plan: An Sticky Situation, with an Slippery Solution

Mmmmm this will do for now even though I crave the economy.
 
So, what kind of shenanigans do you all think the main Simpson family has been getting up to?
Well Bart Home Alone'd the manor recently. Can't wait until someone decides that it seems like an easy target for one reason or another.

Homer's working at the plant, Marge is glad things seem to be quieting down (until the first zombie cat showed up), Lisa's glad the plant is less of an environmental hellscape (while being a bit sad she has one less place to protest), Maggie shot a bitch...You know, the usual stuff!
 
Non canon unfortunately.
We offer you either a +10 to attacking Burns base or sabotaging it.

Simpson and Son's Revitalizing Tonic Commercial Script.
Non canon since the tonic isn't made yet (canon once you make it though)
We give you a +10 to the tonic actions! (You get to pick which tonic action it is used on)

Screw You, Shelbyville!

Unfortunately noncanon (unless you do the actions), we offer you a +10 to either the Mall action, the gold roads action, the concert, or the lemon farm action

canon! We offer you a +10 on a final action he's assigned to or a personal.

Hellfish Negaverse 3: Burns With A Vengeance

Unfortunately Non canon,
We offer you either a question or a +10 to attacking Burns or sabotaging his base.

You watch my back, we watch yours.
Non canon unfortunately, we offer you a +10 to any intrigue action or a +10 to attacking Burns base.

No matter what, I will always be with you.
....dam onion cutting ninjas, Canon you get a question or a + 10 to a zombie action

So it's come to this
Non canon, We offer a question or a +10 to a national Action Bart is on,
 
So, what kind of shenanigans do you all think the main Simpson family has been getting up to?
Some of the plots for season 19 have probably taken place with some variations.

Bart might have met Mary Spuckler with all the hillbillies running around town. While the others get up to other shenanigans. Homer takes up moonshining Lisa starts up tutoring again. I don't know what Marge would be doing.

Since we're technically in Doofania. a donation from Doof turns Springfield's study hall into Evil 101. Bart's having fun in class.
 
Let see it has passed around 8 months in quest. And season 19 (the one after the movie), aired for 8 months so my headcanon is that some events of that season already happened, but with hijinks of the DVV type
 
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Non canon unfortunately.
We offer you either a +10 to attacking Burns base or sabotaging it.


Non canon since the tonic isn't made yet (canon once you make it though)
We give you a +10 to the tonic actions! (You get to pick which tonic action it is used on)



Unfortunately noncanon (unless you do the actions), we offer you a +10 to either the Mall action, the gold roads action, the concert, or the lemon farm action


canon! We offer you a +10 on a final action he's assigned to or a personal.



Unfortunately Non canon,
We offer you either a question or a +10 to attacking Burns or sabotaging his base.


Non canon unfortunately, we offer you a +10 to any intrigue action or a +10 to attacking Burns base.


....dam onion cutting ninjas, Canon you get a question or a + 10 to a zombie action


Non canon, We offer a question or a +10 to a national Action Bart is on,
Well, let's see.

I take the +10 to sabotage burns base for the a very burns day omake.

I take the +10 to attacking Burns base for the You watch my back, we watch yours.

Finally I take the + 10 to a zombie action for the No matter what, I will always be with you.
 
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