A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
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Owlhouse crew: Goes to Springfield to look for leads to a magical way home.
Abe Simpson: Exploding crits his way into assembling a team of Occultists.
Owlhouse crew: Mission successful?
Abe Simpson: Exploding crits his way into assembling a team of Occultists.
Owlhouse crew: Mission successful?
[X] Hunter "Noceda"
[X] Professor Hans Rotwood
Yeah, Mina Loveberry is an outright inmortal nutso who outright is a monster racist.
That means anything that doesn't look like a human being and whatever the hell Mewni considers a monster.
Also she is hellbent on a genocide by the end of that mess, but that was mostly cause an idiot couldn't let go of their prejudice and decided to empower a bunch of racists into an army of super soldiers and saw no problem in that.
Which is a no-no considering what we fought during the war
Yes I am salty about Star vs ending why do you ask?
As for Probabilitator, the guy eats brains, intelligent ones for their knowledge, so he will be gunning for Lisa and Frink.
Hunter, boy that guy is a bunch of messes thanks to Belos, he needs a caring hand, while the other is armed with a flamethrower to dust Belos to nothing.
Hans is not a bad person per se, the problem is that he got laughed so hard due to the masquerade that it probably caused him trauma.
He just wants his old position back within the community.
The problem if we don't warn him of why said masquerade is in place he probably gets a bullet to his skull.
Some things are keep under wraps for various reasons.
And I doubt he won't have info about the huntsclan from his personal stuff, probably never bothered too much with them due to their goals.
[X] Professor Hans Rotwood
Yeah, Mina Loveberry is an outright inmortal nutso who outright is a monster racist.
That means anything that doesn't look like a human being and whatever the hell Mewni considers a monster.
Also she is hellbent on a genocide by the end of that mess, but that was mostly cause an idiot couldn't let go of their prejudice and decided to empower a bunch of racists into an army of super soldiers and saw no problem in that.
Which is a no-no considering what we fought during the war
Yes I am salty about Star vs ending why do you ask?
As for Probabilitator, the guy eats brains, intelligent ones for their knowledge, so he will be gunning for Lisa and Frink.
Hunter, boy that guy is a bunch of messes thanks to Belos, he needs a caring hand, while the other is armed with a flamethrower to dust Belos to nothing.
Hans is not a bad person per se, the problem is that he got laughed so hard due to the masquerade that it probably caused him trauma.
He just wants his old position back within the community.
The problem if we don't warn him of why said masquerade is in place he probably gets a bullet to his skull.
Some things are keep under wraps for various reasons.
And I doubt he won't have info about the huntsclan from his personal stuff, probably never bothered too much with them due to their goals.
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One thing that you guys need to take into account with the choices offered:
While Mina and The math wizard might not seem appealing at first there's a reason for them being available. They have occult stats higher than Lena when casting magic.
If you guys have seen crumbs sheet he currently has a huge debuff when casting any magic hacking effective 17 (which is what the loyalty will count). While he might be good for researching. Stuff, currently your best occult unit to do any actual magic is Lena. And Mina has the highest martial of all hero units, even the ones you guys currently have.
Hunter and rotwood aren't gonna sling spells anytime soon, one is an anti mage combatant and the other is a quack professor who is low key obsessed with magic. And while they have their strong points, they also arent what you might look for in mages, if you are looking for sheer mage power.
Just pointing out the flaws and strong points of each choice offered. At the end you guys Vite for the choices that you like best.
While Mina and The math wizard might not seem appealing at first there's a reason for them being available. They have occult stats higher than Lena when casting magic.
If you guys have seen crumbs sheet he currently has a huge debuff when casting any magic hacking effective 17 (which is what the loyalty will count). While he might be good for researching. Stuff, currently your best occult unit to do any actual magic is Lena. And Mina has the highest martial of all hero units, even the ones you guys currently have.
Hunter and rotwood aren't gonna sling spells anytime soon, one is an anti mage combatant and the other is a quack professor who is low key obsessed with magic. And while they have their strong points, they also arent what you might look for in mages, if you are looking for sheer mage power.
Just pointing out the flaws and strong points of each choice offered. At the end you guys Vite for the choices that you like best.
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[X] Admin Manager: Kaiser Wilhelm
[X] Occult: Hunter Noceda
[X] Occult: Hans Rotwood
It took a while but our weakest base might now have finally become our strongest ~ Certainly looking forward to seeing how Frink interact with his new co workers.
But yeah while I'm tempted to the scenario of setting mina loose on burns I'm putting my bets on our sad boy Hunter and good ol let's give the man a bone Rotwood.
Also as a heads up edit prison is a lie so it's the Kaiser in place of Frink.
[X] Occult: Hunter Noceda
[X] Occult: Hans Rotwood
It took a while but our weakest base might now have finally become our strongest ~ Certainly looking forward to seeing how Frink interact with his new co workers.
But yeah while I'm tempted to the scenario of setting mina loose on burns I'm putting my bets on our sad boy Hunter and good ol let's give the man a bone Rotwood.
Also as a heads up edit prison is a lie so it's the Kaiser in place of Frink.
Oh yeah no, Mina would totally give any martial unit a run for their money and more.
The problem is that she is more of a headache than she is worth it.
She tends to jump the gun 9 out of 10 times from what I remember and the last one it is because the gun jams.
Without counting morality problems between us and her, which would probably translate to low loyalty.
Same for the DnD gravity falls edition, there is also that he has so much pride he won't question things as long as he thinks they are going his way.
Sure it was Stan that scammed him on that dice roll, but that doesn't mean he won't roll shit againts people who know how to scam.
Which funnily enough Hans is probably high up there in lying skill iirc.
The problem is that she is more of a headache than she is worth it.
She tends to jump the gun 9 out of 10 times from what I remember and the last one it is because the gun jams.
Without counting morality problems between us and her, which would probably translate to low loyalty.
Same for the DnD gravity falls edition, there is also that he has so much pride he won't question things as long as he thinks they are going his way.
Sure it was Stan that scammed him on that dice roll, but that doesn't mean he won't roll shit againts people who know how to scam.
Which funnily enough Hans is probably high up there in lying skill iirc.
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To be fair not even Abe is aware of the true extent of the Masquerade or the extent the government is hiding things, he's aware of the true powers of the Kings thanks to Burns files and aware of the Wasteland since a government agent told him, but is skeptical of the true extent of the ecological disaster that cause it.
He's not aware the government is actively hiding magic or the Hawaii still is a place that exist but under alien occupation and so on. Case contrary the undead kaiser would not be allow to roam Springfield free, at least with his undead appearance.
Both Mina and the math wizard are very much short reward heroes that has good stats but looking beyond that they are high maintenance Heroes that will cause problems for the future because of they personalities.
The other two however are possible worth in the long run: Hunter as example probably has a affinity with magitek thanks to years using his staff while Hans is a very good hero to research the occult. I definitely will put the latter in necromancy and looking at our pendent since he has a bonus into occult research.
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As to the Occult stat, yes, the Probabilitor might be worth considering. There is the problem of his desire to eat the brains of intelligent people, though.
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And considering Lisa would be consider a possible target. Yeah best not to get him close to our family.
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That might be the case. However, we're not hiring these people to fight. We're hiring them to help us study magic, and if at all possible, teach it to others. We want researchers and experienced hands at magic, not violent lunatics. Plus, we're trying to be good guys!
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And if not good, at least be helpful and kind to people.
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- Three feet to the left
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I mean, that's my definition of good.
Also, I can't wait to see what Lena's capable of once she has a proper teacher! Do we have stats for Prof. Crumb yet?
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Eh personally I'm aiming for villainous with standards ~😆
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Yes, his sheet is in the aquarium
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- NJ
Well we do have the mafia working with us, so we're no saint but we're helping our home either way.
With the other two options we should probably wait for better villains to hire for either Abe or Fat Tony.
Right now the only magic thing we need to do is get the Impending zombie apocalypse from rampaging through the town. And we're not even 100% sure we have to use magic to do that.(We probably will but still.) So currently magicless experts and a well researched theorist fill our needs pretty well.
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Fair enough, Mina and math wizard are high maintenance heroes true, but they are worth it for their stats and traits.
But if you guys don't want to deal with that and balance having. Them it's totally fine, you are free to choose whichever heroes you want. You can probably get better hero units down the line.
Hope you guys enjoyed the update!
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Needs must, as the devil drives.
Don't worry! I'm sure you guys will get us to accept a shady hero unit or two down the line! But they won't be nazi Sailor Moon or the cannibal wizard.
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I wonder if we hit the limit for heroes right now and have to upgrade something to hold more, although with our mansion we probably have enough room for a lot of people.
I'm mostly not interested in Mina, especially if she has trouble with any other non-human heroes/workers we'll get.
Tbh mostly not voting for Mina due to Lena already disliking her.
Lena is already not loyal to us, lets not get that into the negatives because we hired the girl that would make a full course duck meal with her at the drop of a pin.
If something my big problem is that those 2 would need to be cherrypicked a lot to make sure they don't conflict with our other units.
Lena is already not loyal to us, lets not get that into the negatives because we hired the girl that would make a full course duck meal with her at the drop of a pin.
If something my big problem is that those 2 would need to be cherrypicked a lot to make sure they don't conflict with our other units.
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I mean, it's not like they have to live with us. Ned, Frink, and Wilhelm don't after all! That said, we may have to grow Springfield to get more hero units at some point.
....I got a plan. We get Frink and/or Lena to craft a magic battery and maybe a new Wand for Crumb! Might not get him to 100 percent, but it'll be a damn sight better than where he is now!
I feel like the only kind of wand Frink would be able to make for him would probably be made of plutonium, and I'm about 99% sure that's not what he's looking for in a wand.