[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[x] Random creature: 1/6 chance of a spider, a pig, a bird, a lizard, a cat, a snake.
[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.
[X] Go down to the docks to see about purchasing a trading vessel or space on one so that you can open up for international sales once the kwama mine expands a bit more.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[X] A Guar, because who doesn't want a lovable dinosaur for a pet!

[X] Test the faunus potions on a faunus to see if the effect stacks with their natural bonuses.
-[X] Pay one of the employees a bonus to drink them.
[X] Discreetly observe your apprentice's interactions with her team.
-[X] Take Lily and follow her in disguise, the child simulacrum can serve to throw off Louise's suspicions if she spots you and the girl probably needs to get out for a bit anyway.
 
[X] Test the faunus potions on a faunus to see if the effect stacks with their natural bonuses.
-[X] Pay one of the employees a bonus to drink them.
[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.
[X] Go down to the docks to see about purchasing a trading vessel or space on one so that you can open up for international sales once the kwama mine expands a bit more.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[X] A Guar, because who doesn't want a lovable dinosaur for a pet!

[X] Test the faunus potions on a faunus to see if the effect stacks with their natural bonuses.
-[X] Pay one of the employees a bonus to drink them.
[X] Discreetly observe your apprentice's interactions with her team.
-[X] Take Lily and follow her in disguise, the child simulacrum can serve to throw off Louise's suspicions if she spots you and the girl probably needs to get out for a bit anyway.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[x] Random creature: 1/6 chance of a spider, a pig, a bird, a lizard, a cat, a snake.

What could go wrong?

[X] Go down to the docks to see about purchasing a trading vessel or space on one so that you can open up for international sales once the kwama mine expands a bit more.

[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.
-[X] Wear your trusty Amulet of Mara prominently on display.
--[X] Bring flowers, too.

I reiterate: What could go wrong?
 
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[x] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[x] Zergling

kekeke


[x] Discreetly observe your apprentice's interactions with her team.
-[x] Take Lily and follow her in disguise, the child simulacrum can serve to throw off Louise's suspicions if she spots you and the girl probably needs to get out for a bit anyway.

We were there before Penny! Take that, Ironwood!

[x] Test the faunus potions on a faunus to see if the effect stacks with their natural bonuses.
-[x] Call the sisters' friend Blake to test them.
 
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Is that an Amulet of Mara?!
[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.
-[X] Wear your trusty Amulet of Mara prominently on display.
--[X] Bring flowers, too.

I reiterate: What could go wrong?

Having just been forced to beat Espinoza to death, you realize that putting on a random necklace without checking it first was probably a bad idea. Ducking into a shaded alcove, you hold your breath and watch as the crowd runs pushing and screaming in search of you. At first you'd thought it was Cattleya trying to entice you into summoning a pet for her. That changed when, having rebuffed her and walked out, you were accosted by a cow faunus.

She'd immediately asked to elope as if you'd somehow known each other well and were intimate on any level rather than the complete strangers that you were. Denying her hadn't ended well, since she'd pulled out a knife and attacked, but luckily Espinoza was there to save the day. That he immediately followed in her footsteps was a terrible sign and you hadn't hesitated to attack him first.

Simply walking away from the scene meant you'd passed several dozen people as you made your way through the building to your goal of checking in with Doctor Vahlen. Each and every one of them had produced similar results and you traced it back to the necklace you'd wrapped around your neck. How in Oblivion had an amulet of Mara even come to be in your belongings? You never cared for marriage or the goddess of such and none of those associated with you should even know who she is.

Of course, taking the thing off was impossible. It would be too convenient if it could just be removed, hence why there was some sort of curse upon the thing.

After another two hours of sneaking around the facility, careful not to let those with bioelectric skin detect you even while invisible, you slide into the hidden laboratory. The resident scientist is nowhere to be seen, so you sit down in her chair to relax for a moment when your own gene-mod causes a tingling sensation. Too slow to react, a hand reaches around to cover your mouth as a needle pricks your neck.

"I've never felt this way about someone before." Moira whispers in your ear as the world begins to fade away. "I don't think I could handle rejection, so I won't give you the chance."

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Nestled atop a golden perch in a strangely decorated room, Fawkes steepled his wingtips in front of his beak. "All according to plan."

"Goodness me, you since when can you talk?" His startled pet asked from below, ticking and whiring devices all around.

"You're imagining things, have another lemon drop." The primordial flame replied, watching in satisfaction as the eccentric old human went back to humming a tune as he filled out the schools accounting information.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[x] Random creature: 1/6 chance of a spider, a pig, a bird, a lizard, a cat, a snake.

[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.

[x] Discreetly observe your apprentice's interactions with her team.
-[x] Take Lily and follow her in disguise, the child simulacrum can serve to throw off Louise's suspicions if she spots you and the girl probably needs to get out for a bit anyway.

now that our apprentice is gone, we should look into taking another, don't wanna come down with a case of empty nest syndrome.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[x] Random creature: 1/6 chance of a spider, a pig, a bird, a lizard, a cat, a snake.

[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.

[x] Discreetly observe your apprentice's interactions with her team.
-[x] Take Lily and follow her in disguise, the child simulacrum can serve to throw off Louise's suspicions if she spots you and the girl probably needs to get out for a bit anyway.

We'll never get to screw over meet the other important players in Remnant if we don't go out and about occasionally.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[X] Random creature: 1/6 chance of a spider, a pig, a bird, a lizard, a cat, a snake.

I can't remember what any of these were, but didn't we get a Brahma last time we chose this?

[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.

[X] Discreetly observe your apprentice's interactions with her team.
-[X] Scry. Use it as Mysticism practice.

I know it's our weakest school of magic, but something about forcing a little girl to follow us around as we stalk other underage girls screams creepy
 
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[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[x] Random creature: 1/6 chance of a spider, a pig, a bird, a lizard, a cat, a snake.
[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.
[X] Go down to the docks to see about purchasing a trading vessel or space on one so that you can open up for international sales once the kwama mine expands a bit more.

Capitalism ho!
If we want to stalk Louise, we could just switch to her
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[x] Zergling

[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.

[x] Discreetly observe your apprentice's interactions with her team.
-[x] Take Lily and follow her in disguise, the child simulacrum can serve to throw off Louise's suspicions if she spots you and the girl probably needs to get out for a bit anyway.
Having just been forced to beat Espinoza to death, you realize that putting on a random necklace without checking it first was probably a bad idea. Ducking into a shaded alcove, you hold your breath and watch as the crowd runs pushing and screaming in search of you. At first you'd thought it was Cattleya trying to entice you into summoning a pet for her. That changed when, having rebuffed her and walked out, you were accosted by a cow faunus.

She'd immediately asked to elope as if you'd somehow known each other well and were intimate on any level rather than the complete strangers that you were. Denying her hadn't ended well, since she'd pulled out a knife and attacked, but luckily Espinoza was there to save the day. That he immediately followed in her footsteps was a terrible sign and you hadn't hesitated to attack him first.

Simply walking away from the scene meant you'd passed several dozen people as you made your way through the building to your goal of checking in with Doctor Vahlen. Each and every one of them had produced similar results and you traced it back to the necklace you'd wrapped around your neck. How in Oblivion had an amulet of Mara even come to be in your belongings? You never cared for marriage or the goddess of such and none of those associated with you should even know who she is.

Of course, taking the thing off was impossible. It would be too convenient if it could just be removed, hence why there was some sort of curse upon the thing.

After another two hours of sneaking around the facility, careful not to let those with bioelectric skin detect you even while invisible, you slide into the hidden laboratory. The resident scientist is nowhere to be seen, so you sit down in her chair to relax for a moment when your own gene-mod causes a tingling sensation. Too slow to react, a hand reaches around to cover your mouth as a needle pricks your neck.

"I've never felt this way about someone before." Moira whispers in your ear as the world begins to fade away. "I don't think I could handle rejection, so I won't give you the chance."

--------------------------------------

Nestled atop a golden perch in a strangely decorated room, Fawkes steepled his wingtips in front of his beak. "All according to plan."

"Goodness me, you since when can you talk?" His startled pet asked from below, ticking and whiring devices all around.

"You're imagining things, have another lemon drop." The primordial flame replied, watching in satisfaction as the eccentric old human went back to humming a tune as he filled out the schools accounting information.
I see, the mistake is not using disposable test subjects first to determine the amulets effects.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
- [X] A Indrik, because Cattleya needs a cute mount to pet, ride and teach how to do tricks.
[X] Test the faunus potions on a faunus to see if the effect stacks with their natural bonuses.
-[X] Pay one of the employees a bonus to drink them.
[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.
[X] Go down to the docks to see about purchasing a trading vessel or space on one so that you can open up for international sales once the kwama mine expands a bit more.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[X] A bound clanfear to force her out of the room.

[X] Test a small sample of Meld for potion uses.
[X] Check in with Moira to see what she's been up to.

Let's be mostly boring right now. I'd like for us to get some sort of 'safe' hubworld where we have established infrastructure and no major parties out for our heads.

We've made it past the early stages of 'accidental' destruction I hope. Even the moon's already partially destroyed to make it harder for us to blow it up! :V
 
We've made it past the early stages of 'accidental' destruction I hope. Even the moon's already partially destroyed to make it harder for us to blow it up! :V

I'm not sure that logic stands. An already broken moon would be easier to blow up, less mass to get through an' all. Also we agreed world destroying in that manner was getting stale. Everyone wants some creativity, some innovation for our newest conquest. That means no undead plague, no giving worlds to Hircine, no poking a stick at entity's, and most especially no moon destroying. There's no solid plan yet, but everything from Zergs to Dementors has been suggested. As the plan's not set in stone, feel free to suggest anything. You get extra points if your plan sounds like a sensible well reasoned course of action
 
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I mean, with some pre-destruction you can't really destroy it. More like... clean it up so to speak? Finish breaking it? I mean, it's just not the same thing anymore, and who knows just how much mass is really left. It might not even end up wiping out the continent, or getting destroyed might just blow it away from the planet entirely if it's small enough.
 
I think we can't accidentally destroy another world. It's far too unlikely. Two was quite improbable, but tree... That's even more so.

But we can totally save the world by preforming a magic ritual that absorbs or dispels all the grim. Like. Safe, way to save the world. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
 
[X] Fine, you'll summon something.
-[X] Random creature: 1/6 chance of a spider, a pig, a bird, a lizard, a cat, a snake.

I can't remember what any of these were, but didn't we get a Brahma last time we chose this?

I think that might have been the first time we tried the 1/6 random roll; pretty sure the last time we voted for it was during the brawl on the Ethereal spaceship, where that parrot ended up being an incredibly short-lived distraction.

[X] Test the faunus potions on a faunus to see if the effect stacks with their natural bonuses.
-[X] Pay one of the employees a bonus to drink them.​

Sorry Blackie, but we can't forget how Clockblocker went.

[X] Go down to the docks to see about purchasing a trading vessel or space on one so that you can open up for international sales once the kwama mine expands a bit more.

Always handy to have another route out of the country available!
 
But we can totally save the world by preforming a magic ritual that absorbs or dispels all the grim. Like. Safe, way to save the world. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
But we can totally save the world by preforming a magic ritual that absorbs or dispels all the grim.

Save... the world? That... that doesn't make any--look, I understand the individual words themselves, but the order you've placed them in is utterly incomprehensible.:confused:

I'm going to assume autocorrect defiled your sentence; presumably the original wording was supposed to be "spoil the world".
 
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I think we can't accidentally destroy another world. It's far too unlikely. Two was quite improbable, but tree... That's even more so.

Cynric doesn't restrict himself with petty matters like "improbable" and "immoral" or even "What would posses you to do that? What do you even gain from it?!". Clearly Cynric is an instrument of providence, made to test various worlds and see if they deserve the gift of life. Dark Souls' world passed his test, Fallout did not. We've yet to see if Remnant deserves the gift.

Cynric for Cult leader 20XX.

I'm going to assume autocorrect defiled your sentence; presumably the original wording was supposed to be "spoil the world".

"People of Remnant! Magic is real, grimm are caused by an ancient evil named Salem, and her ultimate plot is to kill the wizard from your fairy-tales." I, personally, think Cynric would make a great Cassandra shouting "the end is nigh!" at the side of the street. He's really got that hobo-chic going, so it fits.
 
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