A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)

But what if he makes the pieces even smaller!?
Easier to carry probably.

Unrelatedly, I wonder if it'd be a good idea to try and figure out where in relation to the Wasteland we are. We border it, but where on the border? It's a big place. We could be inside anyone's territory right now.

Although now that I think about it we'll probably be told which state we're in when the turns start anyways.
 
Hm...

Well, I'm still reluctant to taunt Federal authority as a smallfry, the Wasteland is pretty tempting.

Alright, I'll change my vote
 
Unrelatedly, I wonder if it'd be a good idea to try and figure out where in relation to the Wasteland we are. We border it, but where on the border? It's a big place. We could be inside anyone's territory right now.
Your land is near where Colorado is perpendicular to Wyoming: Mostly in Shego's turf with a side of doof. Someone more computer savvy than I will post a map later
 
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[X]: Don't. It doesn't matter if they pave the streets with gold, no one in Springfield will ever forgive the government for what they did! Besides, the damages aren't as bad as they look (especially without Burns monopolizing the town's resources).
 
[X]: Don't. It doesn't matter if they pave the streets with gold, no one in Springfield will ever forgive the government for what they did! Besides, the damages aren't as bad as they look (especially without Burns monopolizing the town's resources).
 
[X]: Don't. It doesn't matter if they pave the streets with gold, no one in Springfield will ever forgive the government for what they did! Besides, the damages aren't as bad as they look (especially without Burns monopolizing the town's resources).
 
Big iron but with judge doom and Abe.
Here's a wee silly thing I made because why not.
To the town of doom town rode a simpson one fine day!
he spoke to folks around him, had way too much to say!
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the Simpson there among them had a big iron on his hip!
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's a mobster loose and running, came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip!
Big iron on his hip
In this town there lived a corrupt judge by the name of judge doom
Many toons had tried to take him and those many toons were dead!
He was vicious and a killer and rotten to the core
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more
One and 19 more
Now the Simpson started talking, made it plain to folks around
Was an Springfield ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take a corrupt judge back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after judge doom!
After judge doom!
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to judge doom
But the corrupt judge didn't worry toons that tried before were dead!
20 toons had tried to take him, 20 toons had made a slip
21 would be the simpson with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip!
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet
It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath
They knew this ancient Simpson was about to meet his death
About to meet his death!
There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the Simpson is still talked about today
judge doom had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the Simpson's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip!
Big iron on his hip!
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the corrupt judge on the ground
Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Simpson with the big iron on his hip!
Big iron on his hip!
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the Simpson with the big iron on his hip!
Big iron on his hip.
 
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[X]: Don't. It doesn't matter if they pave the streets with gold, no one in Springfield will ever forgive the government for what they did! Besides, the damages aren't as bad as they look (especially without Burns monopolizing the town's resources).
 
omake information.
OMAKES:

If anyone is interested in writing Omakes for this quest, well… First, Thank you for the time and effort given! We appreciate your contribution and that your decided to write something for this project! You have no idea how much it means for us. And that leads us to our second point, how we will reward omakes.

The reward to an Omake will be similar but a bit different to how other VV Quests have handled it.

Instead of giving XP that is transferred to a bonus to national actions, we will reward the omake writer with a bonus they can use to next turn dice rolls, but the bonus might be specific regarding the contents of the omake.

For example, let's say someone write an Omake of Flanders passing time with his family or doing shenanigans with on the Power Plan, we will reward the writer with a +5 or +10 to a National action roll that has Flanders as the hero unit designed, or instead a bonus to his next Personal action.

We will do our best to tailor the rewards with the created. In case someone writes an omake that has nothing to do with Abe and Springfield, we will do our best to assign a reward fitting to it, like bonus to a roll in the Martial or Learning Category or the like.

For those omakes we consider that go far and beyond, we will reward them with what we consider is a more interesting reward. We will allow them to ask us, the QMs a question. It can be about anything they want, from what a particular character is doing right now to something that happened in the past. We will do our best to be concise with what's being asked.

Just to make it clear, we can veto certain questions if we think it will be too spoilery or might give too much of an unfair advantage.

This information written by Co QM kingster.
 
"What's all this hoo-hah about 'magic' and 'super-tech'; don't make me strap my old .30 to a truck!"
-Abe when informed about the weakening of the maserquade
 
Vote will close in a few hours. Then we will be prepping Turn 1 to finally get the ball rolling!

In the meantime, here's something we wanna share with you guys:

Our very own ABEQUEST Hero Cards!

Here are your starting Hero Units:







 
Probably Doofenshmirtz, he's probably close by, and come on, he's just some diseased lunatic with delusions of grandeur, how tough can he be, really.

With permission of Ranger in gonna say this…


Sorry to burst that bubble but here on Abequest Doof is in full power, not Nerfed in any capacity, OG doof so to say! His inators Can and will mess all types of things. And he will undoubtedly Point his inators at his enemies if they earn his spite.

And also has titanium arms, that's important, I'm not sure why myself but it is! Trust us guys!

So yeah, expect Doof inators to mess something's if the dice decides to be annoying.
 
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Literally just call the mayor of the tri-state area and remind him that his 'king' is an inept Disney villian who'll probably shit his pants if a SWAT team answers a warrant on his apartment.
 
Just as a question for the setting/universe in general; is there like an unspoken agreement by the authorities to not push in the shit of some of the villians? Despite how flashy they can be there's a lot of Disney or other such villians from children's media who really aren't that much of a threat unless you go for some serious power scaling or take all of their feats literally (obvious dumb cartoon plot stuff and the like), so I don't see any reason the governments of the world aren't marching in special forces unless they don't want to start a mess and shake up the balance of power.
 
Just as a question for the setting/universe in general; is there like an unspoken agreement by the authorities to not push in the shit of some of the villians? Despite how flashy they can be there's a lot of Disney or other such villians from children's media who really aren't that much of a threat unless you go for some serious power scaling or take all of their feats literally (obvious dumb cartoon plot stuff and the like), so I don't see any reason the governments of the world aren't marching in special forces unless they don't want to start a mess and shake up the balance of power
Do you mean the king's or villains in general?
 
Both really. Sorry to be so pedantic or 'rah rah armed force' about it, just curious about how the most powerful nations in the world haven't done anything about the weirdos tearing up their territory to make their evil villian fiefdoms.
 
Both really. Sorry to be so pedantic or 'rah rah armed force' about it, just curious about how the most powerful nations in the world haven't done anything about the weirdos tearing up their territory to make their evil villian fiefdoms
Well I suppose first is that the government is a bit weakened by the dustbowl, and the stupidity of the president from the Simpsons movie (yes he is in charge and yes he is right sh#t at the job.)
Also the thing is that the kings got to power and weren't stopped by their canon heroes
Meaning they were able to form their power bases so quick the government wasn't able to stop them (due to being on fire) before they became vital to the government or risking collateral damage if attacked , as in the king's if feeling threatened by the government to much they can make the economy so bad americans would move to Somalia because it has a better economy, though the king's would only do this if they thought they had to,Also trying to keep up with the masquerade (the magic one and what's happened to hawaii) limits their movements a lot, though If it was just 1 or 2 of the kings In power I presume the government would be able to deal with them with some prep time unfortunately it's all the Kings that are in power.
 
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Well I suppose first is that the government is a bit weakened by the dustbowl, and the stupidity of the president from the Simpsons movie (yes he is in charge and yes he is right sh#t at the job.)
Also the thing is that the kings got to power and weren't stopped by their canon heroes
Meaning they were able to form their power bases so quick the government wasn't able to stop them (due to being on fire) before they became vital to the government or risking collateral damage if attacked , as in the king's if feeling threatened by the government to much they can make the economy so bad americans would move to Somalia because it has a better economy, though the king's would only do this if they thought they had to,Also trying to keep up with the masquerade (the magic one and what's happened to hawaii) limits their movements a lot, though If it was just 1 or 2 of the kings In power I presume the government would be able to deal with them with some prep time unfortunately it's all the Kings that are in power.
Alright that makes a ton of sense, thank you!

Just have MCBANEEEEE challenge them to a fist fight. He'd probably snap half of them in half without trying (he played college ball y'know)!

EDIT: wait i totally forgot the literal Arnie was president in the movie, not Mcbain's actor lmfao
 
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