Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

so yeah, just some easy achievements we could get done in pretty much no time.
Where People Go To Die
Even when they are gone, the deceased never truly leave us. They live on in our hearts and in our memories- and we will never forget them.

Unlock Condition: Discover the hidden landmark 'Memorial Stone'
Reward: ???
Status: LOCKED

Picky Eater
Why limit yourself to just a few food when there are so many different varieties available? Do you limit your nose to only a few scents? Limit your hands to only picking up certain things? No? Then why do the same when it comes to food?
Unlock Condition: Eat 50 different dishes
Reward: ???
Status: LOCKED

Squeaky Clean
In the animal kingdom the first sign that prey is nearby is their scent. Any meat eater, from the largest lion to the smallest fox, can sent their food from hundreds of yards away- and in some cases even further. You, however, don't have to worry about that. You haven't smelled like anything in years!
Unlock Condition: Keep your Hygiene Motive above 80% for 72 Hours straight.
Reward: ???
Status: LOCKED

Super Charged
If you have enough chakra you can do anything! But what happens when you run out of chakra? If you were caught unawares when you were low anything could happen! Better safe than sorry, and have it and not need it but need it and not have it.
Unlock Condition: Keep your Chakra Meter over 90% for 48 Hours straight.
Reward: ???
Status: LOCKED

Territory: Marked!
A Toilet? Sure, you can use one of those, but where's the challenge in that?! Someone really skilled isn't limited by that pathetic porcelain throne! Walls! Trees! Meadows! Behind the apartment of that sensei you don't like! Those are the places to go!
Unlock Condition: Empty your Bathroom Motive in 25 different places.
Reward: ???
Status: LOCKED

in fact have we had survival training yet?
cause if so we should totally have already gotten the territory marked one.
also we should be pretty close to completing picky eater just on basic dietary variation.
and if we have a week or so off we can take 3 days to get both super charged and squeaky clean done easily, maybe even one of the other motive achievements along side it.
lastly where people go to die can be done in like five free minutes or so, just ask some slob where the memorial is and go.
 
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The bandwagon is strong in this vote... (and the previous ten too)

I can't help but think that picking Dog would probably be the most accurate depiction of Daisuke's (and the voter's) instincts as pack animals.
 
Lol, you think Ino's going to be the waifu? We're at a young enough age that the characters are liable to familyzone each other.
Look at all the childhood crushes that worked out in canon and tell me that again, man.

I don't really want Ino, but I am pretty sure nobody will go for Sakura so I am abstaining from this quest's dating shit.
 
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Considering the earliest time we would even be able to think of dating would be Shippuden, I feel that any dating worries are far, far, far away.
 
I note also a lack of husbandu wars. Poor Jabari. Not even getting a look in.
 
...And the Grass Is Always Green by FourmyleOfCeres
So we will be some sort of hybrid between ninja and samurai.

More like a ninja who should have been a samurai.


So, this has been percolating in my head for a little while. Generic future battle, probably around the time of the Invasion, if we survive that long. I'm sure things won't end up like this, but on the other hand... Mini-Straw.

"And finally, Satomura Daisuke. The Ninja who should have been a samurai, who tries to learn everything and masters nothing. A shallow, superficial man who has touched every surface, and fights without a thought in his head."

Despite their intent, you know enough of your heritage to know that—in another life—every word is be a compliment. And thus you are content with the enemies description of you. You never fought against the grant future in front of you, and never looked for an easy life. If this is where your life lead, you will ensure that it is remembered. You do not ready your sword, because it is already in your heart.

The enemy had sharpened their words like another would knives. "You really are the worst. You have no respect for tradition or taboos, you break everything you touch and move on. Flitting from house to house like a stray cat and eating whatever is offered. How many heirlooms have you tossed aside just because they weren't useful to you?"

His words do not demoralize you; only your thoughts could. But you have no thought for him aside from the Five. Others would be at a disadvantage here, in the open. Laughter bubbles to the surface, and you speak the only word you have for him. "Meow."

This, perhaps, was the right choice as in his rage the enemy closed. There is timing in all things, if you miss a beat you'll lose the rhythm, and nothing falls into place. But if you keep it, nothing can touch you. Your hand, and sword, are already in motion, striking to their throat. Neither you nor the enemy noticed when the motion started, nor do you care. When they block, and your sword grinds against their kunai, you step into it and push with your full body, to knock them down. When you bring up your knee, you expect them to pop like a soap bubble or burst into smoke.

There is are no clones, no substitutions. Just two bodies in motion and Ways in conflict. The enemy hisses. "No friends to save you now."

This brings another laugh. They have already saved you. Again, and again. When you know others, you know yourself. By knowing things that exist, you can know that which does not exist. And you, are something which does not exist. Neither Samurai nor Ninja; neither water nor earth. You let your chakra go and diffuse among the dirt and the plants. Another with your nature might be a puppeteer, or a leader. You are simply you.

He stumbles, and you pursue. At one point, his blows become frantic and you cannot deflect them all with just your blade. But this too is fine, and you simply draw the sheath, using it as another weapon. You block and counter, and in a way you dance. You stick as close to him as possible, as though your body were made of paste or lacquer. You press against him, not content to let your body hang back. His space belongs not to him alone, but to your both. This is not a tactic any academy teaches, but it is not yours alone.

Of course, his words before were not simply intended to take the wind out of your sails, oh no. They were his own anxieties. Reinforcements have arrived, and not for you. This is fine. One well studied can beat ten men as easily as one. What are two more? He disengages and you let him. You put away your sword. One should not become too reliant on any one weapon, or any one style. It would allow your enemies time to find weakness.

"It's three on one, oh revered Bastard Son. No one's coming to save you. It's time to see what you're made of." And they descend upon you, the large one with blows from his fists, another with fire from his lips, and your initial attacker with thrown steel. And you dance between them, learning the timing. They are well trained, and they know each other.

"I am made of Love." You say, and you embrace the way of Love, if only for the moment. You trust your enemy, and let them move around and through you. And when the big one brings their leg around, you have your moment. His momentum is trivial to manipulate. He is forceful, and you are yielding. You redirect it, and soon he is where you were, and the kunai, shuriken, and fire rain down upon him.

All is right with the world, the grass is growing, the sun is shining, and the trees are strong. They do not know what it means to be one with nature. But soon, you will show them. They do not notice that the grass does not singe when the fire misses you. They do not see the little things, and from each think know a hundred.

The craft of the Warrior is strategy, and they are poor craftsmen. They think of you as either a ninja or a samurai. They think of you as the bastard son. But they do not think of you, and that is why they will fall.

It's the little things, from the root that trips to the branch that gives way when it shouldn't, that really throw a person off. And when you disappear, they search. "I can't find him, he must be better than they said at masking himself."

It is that not that they cannot find you. It is that they are already inside you. You delayed not because you couldn't fight them and win. Any one of them would have been beneath you. You delayed to ensure it. They have lost, long since lost. You are one with nature now. As they search, you decide to let one find you, in a way. Your hand reaches out of the dirt and grasps the big one's ankle. And soon he is down here with you. Unlike you, he cannot move through the soft ground. Because you have made it part of you. Only his head remains above ground, but you tighten his prison to make it difficult to breath. "Damn you! He's under ground!" Says the man who you've trapped.

You don't mind. You've been damned so many times you've lost count. What is one more? You slip from the dirt, and spill more of your life into the grass. It whispers and hisses as it grows around the man, as it hardens into blades. The others are coming for you, and you're ready. You run up the tree, and feel it's wisdom beneath your feet. Take everything that is given to you, and grow stronger, it seems to say.

The tree-top battle on the edge of your body the clearing doesn't last long before you cast one of them down into the iron grass below. His equipment and flesh shreds, and the grass grows harder as his blood spills into it.

The man with the tongue of fire and words of steel is all that is left. "You... you're impossible. How could this be? Your constant flitting from discipline to discipline, your grass is always greener bullshit."

You speak, slowly, carefully. "No. I am possibility. I am my father's son and my own man. I am what could be, and what could not be. I live on both sides of the fence, both ninja and samurai, and the grass is always green."

There's... a lot of references in that. I'm not sorry. But history just sort of struck me. Historically, there were a large percentage of Ninja who were Samurai. Nobles with title and training.

And then there's Miyamoto Musashi, the actual historical figure. There is no way but Your Way. All else is a side-path that will eventually bring you further from The Way. But that is not a bad thing. You must be able to perceive that which you cannot perceive, understand that which cannot be understood, and learn all things. Because only by knowing what is there can you know what isn't.
I probably could have done better if I'd worked on it more, but in two days I'll be without internet for a while. Still, it's a thought about where we're going. Perhaps we'll never get there. This too is fine.
 
[X] The Dragon. Bold. Noble. Destructive.

Time to become the Dragon of Dojima Konoha

[X] The Dragon. Bold. Noble. Destructive.

Curious, but are we just ignoring Naruto like everyone else, besides Iruka? Cause it seems kinda of a dickish thing to do.

To be fair, he's kinda acting like a brat right now, and we don't have much of an IC reason to pay attention to him.
 
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[X] The Dragon. Bold. Noble. Destructive.

Curious, but are we just ignoring Naruto like everyone else, besides Iruka? Cause it seems kinda of a dickish thing to do.
 
I may be alone in this, and it may be an unfeasable task considering the current difficulty, but I am all for Daisuke becoming a catalyst for growth of the entire (or at least most of the) class.

It would be a shame if this timeline as well remains just the Rookie 9 show.
 
[X] The Dragon. Bold. Noble. Destructive.

Curious, but are we just ignoring Naruto like everyone else, besides Iruka? Cause it seems kinda of a dickish thing to do.

Can you imagine Naruto in the same group as Yui? They'd both go crazy.

Pretty sure Daisuke has beaten him in spars, so they have had some interaction at least.

One point in Daisuke's favour is that he isn't ignoring Naruto because of the jinchuriki situation. He just doesn't like his loudness, at least I think that's what he has thought earlier.

I may be alone in this, and it may be an unfeasable task considering the current difficulty, but I am all for Daisuke becoming a catalyst for growth of the entire (or at least most of the) class.

It would be a shame if this timeline as well remains just the Rookie 9 show.

Some might be inspired but the majority are probably not going to rise above doing D-rank missions.

Imagine a child's dissapointment when it realizes that the 15 Princesses his parents have saved are just different cats.
 
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