Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
-[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
-[X] Fight Dirty
-[X] If the opportunity presents itself, all you need is one clean shot to kill him.
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Guys lets stay united in this vote. Please afford me a minute of your time to explain why.

Firstly, this plan denies Tokei his preferred choice of weapon. Secondly, the success of this plan does not rely on a singular event; our fighting dirty will be used to create multiple opportunities. Thirdly, it focuses on our strengths using Gai's lessons to evade Tokei's attacks. Lastly, it calls the aid of nearby ninja as well.
 
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If we drop the sword after just injuring Tokei, he'll pick it up and attack us with it.

Wouldn't it be better to throw it farther away from us so he would at least have to go get it if he wants it?

...We're stabbing it into his leg/torso. If he wants to use it, he'll have to yank it out of his body which will be pretty hard when we're punching him.

Also to @Raven's Requiem , "Simple taijutsu" against a vastly superior warrior loses to "Push the long sharp object into it" against that same warrior, everytime. No matter how poor our "long sharp object" handling skills. Heck, we might not be able to KO Tokei with a fist even if he gave us a free hit. Our only shot would be to hit him somewhere really critical, and he would have to not roll with the punch at all. Even then, he might have the wits to stab us in the skull with his knife afterwards. And he will not give us a free hit... Essentially: Sword is a chance, albeit smallish. Fists are just losing.

While I would usually agree with you as it's logical, I can't in this case as our character isn't exactly working off real-life logic but game logic. We have express points and stats telling us our abilities, and they're telling us that we're completely untrained with blades and competent with fists. Now, I would almost never bet on fists over a blade, but stuff in games don't always make sense. Bikini armor is stronger than leather armor, sticking people full with arrows in their head won't kill them, etc.

Don't forget, while he was taking it easy, we managed to spar with Gai and even surprised him by ripping off his mask. We're not a complete scrub even if our instincts tells us we should be.

....We are not trained.

We haven't even finished the combat tutorial!

You know what they say, "~No training like live combat training.~"
 
He wants US dead, he'll kill her only if he has no other choice

I don't think our mother is going to give Tokei that choice. She's not gonna just stop trying to protect the son she loves, and if she continues resisting she will die. So, if we run away, there's a high likelihood that he will kill her and then come after us.
 
why? killing her just because we escaped gets him nothing and would just be dishonorable.

He wants US dead, he'll kill her only if he has no other choice
She's using her body to protect us - at some point, he'll grow tired and strike her down, and he doesn't like her enough to do it nonlethally.
 
Guys lets stay united in this vote. Please afford me a minute of your time to explain why.

Firstly, this plan denies Tokei his preferred choice of weapon. Secondly, the success of this plan does not rely on a singular event; our fighting dirty will be used to create multiple opportunities. Thirdly, it focuses on our strengths using Gai's lessons to evade Tokei's attacks. Lastly, it calls the aid of nearby ninja as well.

I'm not sure it will attract other ninja quickly. It specifically says to "be loud and boisterous" not call for help. In my interpretation, it will take someone paying attention to tell that we need help since Daisuke isn't explicitly indicating he's in danger. Our voice will blend into the background.
 
I don't think our mother is going to give Tokei that choice. She's not gonna just stop trying to protect the son she loves, and if she continues resisting she will die. So, if we run away, there's a high likelihood that he will kill her and then come after us.

Is he really gonna waste time killing her, a ninja is within earshot of us. He needs to kill us fast.
 
it's not even a real difference actually. It's not like we can control her actions after all.

True.

I'm not sure it will attract other ninja quickly. It specifically says to "be loud and boisterous" not call for help. In my interpretation, it will take someone paying attention to tell that we need help since Daisuke isn't explicitly indicating he's in danger. Our voice will blend into the background.

This is why when in trouble you're supposed to shout out, "FIRE!" Because everyone will respond to fire, and the possibly(?) closest thing the Leaf has to a fire department are the Uchiha Police Department who should be familiar enough with fire techniques to be able to put one out.
 
[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
-[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
-[X] Fight Dirty
-[X] If the opportunity presents itself, all you need is one clean shot to kill him.
 
Current Tally. BTW, tallying by block on this one.
Adhoc vote count started by Vesvius on Oct 7, 2018 at 11:04 PM, finished with 249 posts and 55 votes.

  • [X] Tokei is beyond you. He's a fully trained samurai and you're fucking five! You need to run! You need to run right now and call for help!
    [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    [X] Grab Tokei's sword, and start running up the stairs. When he gets close, launch yourself backwards and try stabbing the Samurai. When you hit the floor, throw yourself away from the stairs and run for help. If he grabs you, fight as hard as you can and don't be afraid of dirty tricks.
    [x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
    -[x] if possible grab one of the knifes hidden around the house, try to hide it from Tokei till the chance to use it arrives.
    [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    -[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
    -[X] Fight Dirty
    -[X] If the opportunity presents itself, all you need is one clean shot to kill him.
    [x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
    [X]Plan Hit and Run
    -[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
    -[X]Stab him in the legs as soon as he opens the door.
    -[X]Run away and start screaming for help. With his leg hurt, he shouldn't be able catch up with you.
    [X]You need to draw him away from your mother, so run outside.
    -[X]Grab his sword next to the door.
    -[X]Instead of running away in the street, stay in the blind spot by the door and ambush him when comes rushing by stabbing him in the leg.
    -[X]Let go of the sword and engage him in taijutsu, using his shock and pain to your advantage.
    [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    -[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
    [X] Kite the bitch! You cannot defeat him on your own, but you are a future shinobi of Konoha, and that means relying on your comrades. Lure Tokei into a public area, and other shinobi will surely assist you! That doesn't mean you can't try to get your own hits in. Put Gai's training to use.
    [X] Write-In: Play the Game, Not the Player
    [X]Plan Knock-Knock
    -[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
    -[X]Stab him in the legs or torso as soon as he opens the door.
    -[X]The pain and shock should make him kneel over slightly which should leave his head open to an assault.
    -[X]As long as we keep him occupied long enough, mum should be able to get a sneak attack on his back, hopefully with a weapon
    [X] Run up the stairs, if Tokei is running after you, when you reach the top jumpkick Tokei down the stairs. If he's not following fast then open a window and scream for help.
    [X] You're a small exhausted child up against an experienced killer who doesn't even like you. Welp, time to cheat and blatantly metagame.
    -[X] Ask for him to have the common decency to at least lock your mother up, unharmed, in a different room so she doesn't have to watch her son get murdered. You have no intention on running, you're too tired, so you might as well have a seat while you wait for him to return.
    -[X] Use the time to figure out an approach to let you fulfill the Unsheathing the Blade and He Who Watches Achievements. Hopefully he'll be willing to grant a cooperative child's dying wish to learn a few things that always eluded his grasp.
    [x] If you run, Tokei will take it out on Mother before chasing you. You can't let that happen! You know some Taijutsu! You'll fight him head on!
    [X] Tell him you'll change your name and make sure the daimyo never finds out, if that doesn't work run and try to get help.
    [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    -[X] Start screaming your head off, someone has to be nearby.
    -[X] Use every dirty trick in the book.
    [X] Draw Tokei upstairs
    -[X] Try to grab a hidden knife on the way, and keep it hidden on your person
    -[X] Open an upstairs window and shout for help
    -[X] Stay within the window's range as Tokei approaches. Pretend to be too tired to fight back and attack Tokei just as he lets his guard down
    -[X] Jump out the window if the previous attack fails.
    [x] If you run, Tokei will take it out on Mother before chasing you. You can't let that happen! He doesn't have his sword on him, you passed it when Gai Sensei put Mr Straw down! Take it and use it to stab Tokei!
    [x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
    -[x] if possible grab a hidden knife from somewhere, try to hide it from Tokei till the chance to use it arrives.
    [X] Gai had just left moments ago. Attack him, then lure him outside. Theres no way a veteran shinobi would miss the sound of a battle.
    [X] Plan We're five, or, I hope someone heard that table
    -[X] First, protect mother: "Imagawa-sama would grieve should anything happen to his Lily of the Mountain. And the only way to stop me from becoming a ninja of kohona is to stop me"
    -[X] Second, use time while talking to recheck the room and plan. Shit. Nothing. At first glance. And he's going to throw that knife if we run for the door, and mother will intercept it and die. Keep him talking.
    -[X] Third: hope to fuck someone is coming to invistigate, but actually be sincere, as we literally do not know much about what options are generally available. "If you kill me, mother will stop at nothing to take vengeance for your dishonrable act, and if she dies, Imagawa-sama will grieve, and even if not, my death will hurt her, and he will, again grieve.
    -[X] But I promise you, you can convince me to not become a ninja. I wish to do so because it will help me protect mother. But that is moot when the choice threatens her life, and to be honest, I don't know much of the ways you spoke of to live an honourable life like you said. You can stop me and keep your honour still. Convince me, please, try. Tell me about Hagekko."
 
[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
 
Just realizing something.... This is a Game of the Year quest. Yes, I'm aware that's obvious but it also brought something to mind. Game of the Year was like the original Chunin Exam Day in that the MC almost always died before coming back even stronger. I kinda went into this with the assumption that, like with most quests, our chances of dying were abysmal due to plot protection. However, with the knowledge that we'll reset after death and need to start things over from another setting or life of some sort, it brings to mind that we need to be as careful as possible because we can and will be killed if we don't think every action through.

Sorry if this seemed obvious to many, it just struck me as an epiphany of sorts.
 
[X] Talk him down: "Tokei, why are you doing this?! W-we're all family, in a way, aren't we? Aren't you supposed to be protecting us? I . . . I always thought that even if you didn't show it, that maybe you truly cared about mother, and even me. I can see I was wrong." If words fail, get the hell out.
 
[X] Tokei is beyond you. He's a fully trained samurai and you're fucking five! You need to run! You need to run right now and call for help!
 
[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
 
[X] Talk him down: "Tokei, why are you doing this?! W-we're all family, in a way, aren't we? Aren't you supposed to be protecting us? I . . . I always thought that even if you didn't show it, that maybe you truly cared about mother, and even me. I can see I was wrong." If words fail, get the hell out.

That isn't going to work. He's never once thought of us as family and disdained our presence. He's basically hated us for our entire life thinking of us a stain of honor that he has to waste his life guarding.

Besides, this is something we know as we've always been aware of his relationship status, so it's not like our appeal would even be completely earnest or heartfelt which would show.
 
[X] Tokei is beyond you. He's a fully trained samurai and you're fucking five! You need to run! You need to run right now and call for help!
 
[X]Plan Hit and Run
-[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[X]Stab him in the legs as soon as he opens the door.
-[X]Run away and start screaming for help. With his leg hurt, he shouldn't be able catch up with you.

[X]You need to draw him away from your mother, so run outside.
-[X]Grab his sword next to the door.
-[X]Instead of running away in the street, stay in the blind spot by the door and ambush him when comes rushing by stabbing him in the leg.
-[X]Let go of the sword and engage him in taijutsu, using his shock and pain to your advantage.
 
[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
 
That isn't going to work. He's never once thought of us as family and disdained our presence. He's basically hated us for our entire life thinking of us a stain of honor that he has to waste his life guarding.

Besides, this is something we know as we've always been aware of his relationship status, so it's not like our appeal would even be completely earnest or heartfelt which would show.
Doesn't mean it isn't worth doing; we're coming at this not from the perspective, but the illusion to others of a young child. I'm not saying it'll work outright, but we are aware that there was something beyond disdain in the past, even if it no longer exists. The hope is that it drudges up something at the very least; moreso is that we've grown up with him, he's watched us progress from infancy and I'm hoping that on some level it meant something to him.

Worst case scenario, doesn't do jack shit, he interrupts us because lack of care and we go straight back to gtfo
 
To all the people voting for the vote that talks about being loud and boisterous outside?

1: Block voting means that the half dozen variations on the vote, with different sub votes? All count as different votes. Please just go back to the default in order to consolidate.

2: It's a pointless and potentially harmful rewording of a non-write in option. Please just switch to that instead?
 
Doesn't mean it isn't worth doing; we're coming at this not from the perspective, but the illusion to others of a young child. I'm not saying it'll work outright, but we are aware that there was something beyond disdain in the past, even if it no longer exists. The hope is that it drudges up something at the very least; moreso is that we've grown up with him, he's watched us progress from infancy and I'm hoping that on some level it meant something to him.

Worst case scenario, doesn't do jack shit, he interrupts us because lack of care and we go straight back to gtfo

If you want to go for the speech option, then you're appealing to the wrong thing.

He doesn't give jack shit about us.

What he does care about is his sister and his honor. Play up to that. How he would be killing a child he swore to protect, and how could he hold his sister's baby when his hands are stained with the blood of a child?
 
Since it's block voting i'm regressing to the most base form.

[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
 
Hmm. I genuinely don't believe the way forward here is only to be found in fighting or running. We're a child but we're precocious. We can get a small concession out of him, I bet. Maybe it can turn the tide.

Even if it can't, we can't be afraid of failure in a quest that explicitly has "you're going to die a few times" as part of the premise. The least we can do is try to prepare with additional information for the next session. Because information > physical stats. We only carry one into the next 'life'.
He's actively trying to kill us, and has escalated to that decision entirely of his own accord. What on earth makes you think that he would listen to us, or that we would have any hope of resolving things peacefully? What do you accept our precociousness to achieve, and what kind of concessions do you possibly think we could acquire?
 
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