13th March 2011
11:22 GMT -4:30
I wince as Kon looks at me. "What'd he say?"
I generate a gag round the would-be armed robber's mouth. Kon speaks fluent Spanish-Spanish, but that diatribe had several words from native languages and slang that hasn't made it into Cadmus' database as yet. "I have no desire to repeat it."
Kon nods in understanding, then gets out his mobile phone as he walks a little way away from the building, elbowing the mouthy man in the back hard enough to send him staggering into the wall. "Police? Superboy. Yeah, we've found them. Petare Barrio, near-." He pauses, looking back at me. "Yeah, we can do that. Do you want us to tape the area off?" He pauses for a moment, then moves the phone away from his mouth and looks at me. "Why is he laughing?"
I look away, towards the crowd gathering on the periphery of our working area. Maybe I'm getting paranoid, but I'm sure I've heard the word 'cake' at least twice. "Do you really think anyone would take the slightest bit of notice?"
"I guess…" He returns the phone to his ear. "Okay, we'll be there in a few minutes."
I turn to the investigative reporter who tried taking pictures of the wrong group of drug pedlars. "Ma'am? We can drop you off if you like."
Fabiana Holguin looks up from checking her camera. The gang might have grabbed her for taking pictures of them, but they recognised an expensive camera when they saw one and didn't just smash it. Looks like it's in full working order. "Thank you. I would appreciate that."
I nod and attach an orange filament to her before rising into the Caracan sky. The gang members get to dangle off the construct-ropes binding them while I grant Ms Holguin the courtesy of a more normal flight profile alongside me. Kon hangs around for a moment before following us into the air and taking the lead.
"How come two American superheroes-" I shudder. "-are in Caracas, anyway?"
"Do I sound like an American?"
"Ah. Maybe? Are you not American?"
"I'm English."
"I've only ever seen you in America."
"I was in England last week! There was this.. fear elemental thing in Cornwall."
"Where?"
"J-? Do I call you Mexican?"
"Okay, sorry." She brings her camera up and starts taking pictures. "So why are you here?"
"Training. Normally, we'd just get sent out on our own recognisance, but Superboy and I live somewhere with a very low crime rate." The entire Justice League meeting semi-regularly in a place can have that effect. There's actually a small plaque in Happy Harbour dedicated to 'the most unlucky burglar in America' after a petty thief somehow managed to run straight into nearly the entire League line up. "That's true for several of our fellow trainees, so we got our choice of cities to go to."
"And you picked Caracas?"
I nod. "Highest crime rate of any city in the world."
"Are you a masochist, then?"
"Once you've fought a couple of eldritch abominations, men with guns just aren't that scary. I mean, I was a little surprised that the government were okay with the League sending us here-" The President here isn't Hugo Chavez, but he isn't much more US friendly. "-but the police seem to appreciate it."
Kaldur and Garth are in Cape Town, while Tula and M'gann got Acapulco. When we visited it before we pretty much stayed on the beach. I imagine that seeing the rest will be an eye-opener. I asked to be paired with Kon, on the grounds that with everything that's been going on we haven't been spending as much time together as we used to. He's been busy with school stuff, Amazon stuff and M'gann while I've been busy with Zatanna. I mean, we live together, it's not as if we haven't spent time around each other, but he was right; it hasn't been the same.
"Wait, Superboy? As in Superman?"
I cup my right hand against my mouth. "Kon!"
He glances back then looks away for a moment before dropping back. "What do you want to know?"
"Are you..? Superman's son? You do.. look a little like him… And you're wearing an 'S'."
Kon sighs. He's in his Nth metal armour, which is sufficiently un-Supermany that people who just get a quick look usually don't notice the 'S' on the breastplate. "I'm a partial clone of Superman. I'm not his son, he didn't even know I'd been created until last July."
"Someone cloned Superman?"
"Yes. A company called 'Cadmus'."
"I thought cloning people was illegal in America."
"No, only cloning Humans." Kon looks away again. "The guy in charge is in prison and everyone else said they were being mind controlled."
I look down at the city as we fly over-. I extend an orange grabbing arm and hoik another drug pedlar off the ground, using a filament to pick up his stash as he tries to throw it away. He gets added to the prisoner group.
"Could we do an interview later? This sounds like something I could get an award for."
"Sure, but, ah… The story already broke in the US. It's not exactly news any more."
After the attack on the LexCorp headquarters various reporters have been asking the League who the chap in plate armour was and eventually Diana, Kon and Catherine Cobert decided between them that it would be better to explain the situation rather than allow the speculation frenzy to continue. Fortunately, I knew someone who would be happy to write a piece and -frankly- wasn't inclined to interview in an aggressive way that would wind Kon up. The public desire to know resulted in Dana Dearden's interview actually getting published, along with follow up pieces about the rest of us. Nationwide, as I understand it. I understand that Superman's been fielding some slightly uncomfortable questions but Kon was clear that he's happy with the situation.
Oh, for goodness sake. How blatant are drug dealers around here?
"It was news to me, so it will probably be news to my paper's readers as well."
"Ah. If we get time, sure."
"How long are you and…" She glances at me.
"Orange Lantern."
"Orange Lantern going to be here for?"
"Probably all day. You know, as long as nothing happens that means we need to be someplace else." He thinks for a moment. "Given the crime rate, we probably won't. Hey, Paul? Would it be alright if she came with us?"
"Um. I suppose. If she wants to?" I turn to her. "There aren't any significant supervillains active in Caracas at the moment, so it shouldn't be too hard to keep you safe."
"I've been kidnapped and kept in a cage under armed guard for two days. Compared to that, following a superhero around sounds pretty safe."
"Okay then. We can pick you up after you've given a witness statement about your kidnapping."
"Are you going to be coming back after today?"
"Depends. Maybe next weekend. After that… Probably not for a while."
"Okay then. I'll give a statement, phone my editor and then I will join you."