All these questions Lois is giving Paul, "What are your interests?", "Why did you decide to become a superhero?", "Do you have a girlfriend?"....
...She's writing a story on him, isn't she?
Well, I hope she'll cover all the parts about his uplift goals and philosophies!
"Why are so many supervillains so obsessed with building an orbital laser?! It's just not worth it!"
"There is always a way to have superpowers, and make LOADS of money off them at them at the same time. Same with super-tech! Ask Doctor Leonard Snart! These days, he's making off like a bandit without actually being a bandit!"
"Oh, that's nice. You're some sort of millenia old sorcerer who wants to summon an eldritch patron to eat and/or enslave the Earth, and possibly the surrounding cosmos. If you actually succeed, what position will you be taking in The New World Order? Meal, or Slave?"
"If a godlike entity offers to, say, 'lift humanity up to the position of gods themselves' in exchange for the world's mightiest hero becoming it's mate, ask for terms defined, then get whatever chump that's caught it's interest to suck it up and take one for the team. If the relationship sought by the entity is merely a one-night-stand-type endeavor to create a child, rather than a long term romance, make sure to ask what we can get for two."
"Is almost EVERY supervillain in LOVE with the sound of their own voice? I swear, the continuous monologuing is just sad sometimes."
