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No, the... Clickity Click Clicks were in a unfortunate predicament with their genders, IIRC the Lesser genders had greatly reduced lifespans compared to the Greaters. They spent a long time trying to solve this, and were never completely successful. The Controllers came along, and offered to solve this issue for them in exchange for a period of servitude, and the Clickity Click Clicks gladly accepted. I think that what they did was essentially merge Greaters and Lessers, thus the only places that still have those are hyperconservative or hyperisolationist hives which didn't accept the Controller's treatment.
Pretty close. Explained in the first half of this update, it seems like the lesser sexes are variants, created by the Controllers, of the greater sexes. Without the short life span and loss of mental function. The greater sexes would then be the populations of Clickers that didn't take the deal with the Controllers.
 
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I am pretty sure those extra are unnecessary, unless there is some sort of obscure British thing at work here.
Insanity isn't unique to the British.
Thank you, corrected.
Pretty sure that panel has been poster her before. IIRC, not actually lewd. No actual nipples shown.
Don't assume that. SV Mods have proven incapable of explaining what definition of 'pornography' they're using so in theory anything could count.
 
Collegiality (part 5)
24th August
02:45 GMT


It's very… Green.

The Sto-Oa system is either a bizarre anomaly, or the Guardians did more than a little housekeeping when they moved in. Aside from Sto-Oa and Oa itself, there's nothing here. No other planets, no asteroids, not even dust. And as we're technically in interstellar space here, there's a whole arc of space where there aren't any stars. It's actually a little disturbing to look at, like there's a place in space you could fall out of.

Sto-Oa itself is an orange dwarf star and Oa orbits it far more closely than Earth does Sol. From where I am, if I block my empathic vision the result is that the side of Oa closest to it looks purple while the side facing away is purely green. The purple side is darker, making it look like night happens when the sun is in the sky.

But when my empathic vision is active? Solid green. So solid that it obscures Sto-Oa, obscures space, even obscures the individual light sources on the planet. I thought that the Guardians or.. maybe even Guy would stand out. They don't. I couldn't even say for certain that they're down there.

Another flicker of green draws my attention, and I take the opportunity to turn away from the planet to look at it. It's a Green Lantern, an elfin-looking woman with a complicated arrangement of pink hair trailing behind her as she flies back to Oa. Must be glad to have a power ring; there's no way that hair would stay tangle-free without a protective environmental shield keeping the strands apart.

I don't think she's seen me. I'm not.. glowing that brightly, and most Lanterns don't have empathic vision. I'm sure that the Guardians have…

Heh. For a moment I consider dropping a cloud of dust, purely for the mischief value. No. Bad Lantern.

"Orange Tw-." Ah. No, I'm not, am I? "Orange Illustres to Honour Guard Guy Gardner." I watch my ring for a moment. "Guy? Come on, you invited me."

I cross my legs, relax my muscles and stare at my ring's sigil for a moment.

Have the… Gits blocked me again..?

Ugh. Okay, what do I do? I could just throw my arms wide, create a massive orange sigil and wait for someone to pick me up. How many Green Lanterns are there down there? Probably not that many. Green Lanterns generally stick to their Sectors. Honour Guard Lanterns generally have enough to keep themselves busy… Wonder if they've attacked Colu yet? Anyway, there'll probably be a few around, plus any rookies who are still undergoing basic training. If Lantern Savenlovich is being mentored then she probably isn't, but according to the data I took from John's ring there could be anything from four to twelve rookies down there. That's the normal range due to deaths in the line, resignations and retirements, and outside major wars it's pretty consistent. Guy said that the Guardians had approved shoot-to-kill on Qwardian officers, but they waited for me to handle Ragnar. And I have an invitation. They're not going to freak out if I fly down there, are they?

I switch to a standing position and accelerate towards Oa, space bending around me as I do so. John's map showed the Green Central Power Battery being over there, along the dawn line. Certainly, there seem to be a lot more buildings around there. Actually, it's interesting exactly how much of Oa isn't built on. With such a small population I suppose that -unlike on the heavily populated Maltus- there's no need for extensive structures. There are.. green light.. nodes of some kind..? Probably there to act as a relay for a shielding system. Still… Far more buildings than they need. Do they date from a time when there were more Guardians? The Guardians certainly strike me as a people who wouldn't destroy something just because they didn't need it any longer. They still use Manhunters, for goodness sake.

During major wars, far more Lanterns than normal would be stationed here, and they'd need to use more of the buildings than are routinely occupied. Then there's diplomatic visitors… Do they do prisoner rehabilitation? Are there.. work release programs? I realise that Hinon probably mentioned it as a joke, but I am going to ask Dennap if she actually wants me to. Just so I can see the look on Hinon's face when I tell her that I did.

I reduce my warp effect as I fall through Oa's atmosphere, keeping myself subsonic. No sense in creating a racket or anything. I turn my empathic vision up a little, and I'm now close enough to see the strands… Huh. Yes, those near-cuboid structures contain powerful green light focuses. More than that, I can see strands of green light forming links through the air. It's fascinating… Buuut perhaps I shouldn't fly near them while I'm only grudgingly allowed here. Instead-.

Ah! Green Lanterns over there. A group of five, and they're heading this way. Hopefully, that's my escort. I head a little further away from the green structures and descend further until I'm only ten metres or so off the ground. Quick check of my robes, yep, not naked…

Huh, they don't have the green sigil on their-.

The first green pulse hits me in the chest as I begin to realise what's happened. These are- construct armour, power armour- rookies and they've somehow gotten away from their tutor. Further green pulses strike my armour, with even more missing me and blowing small craters in the ground below us.

I fly sideways, making sure that I keep facing the approaching Greenies. I don't recognise three of them, but the Xudarian… No, Tomar-Re's older. Pass. The blonde with the yellow skin is almost certainly Arisia Rrab, so no jokes about Rrab life insurance costs or life expectancy… Construct megaphone.

"Could we possibly talk about this?"

The Jem'Hadar-looking one at the rear of the pack generates a construct torpedo and fires it in my direction.

"I have an invitation!"

I swerve in the air, still facing them as they try to close the distance. The torpedo construct follows me as the bolts start to seriously abrade my construct armour.

Right! Had enough. I've tried reasonable, and now it's time to put these raucous rookies down with the minimal level of force practical. If the Guardians wanted them to stay in pristine condition, they should have put reins on them.

I stop in the air and stick out my left arm, catching the construct torpedo by the bow cap and tossing it aside. It explodes a moment later, light and… Far less force than when John throws constructs like that around, actually.

Green Greenies, right.

I generate a shield in front of me bearing the orange sigil and I stop retreating, allowing them to close the distance. Their energy pulses slam into it accurately enough, though I'm sure that if it were me shooting like that Christopher would be patting me on the shoulder and referring to me as 'son'.

"Get over here."

An orange construct x-clamp on a chain shoots around my shield and flashes across the space between me and a Lantern who looks a little like a sea anemone and closes around… His..? Torso before dragging him back to me.

"Agh!"

"Blob-blob!"

I drag him to a halt next to me and grab him with my right hand, his environmental shield shimmering and buckling around mine.

Corrupt.

And gone. He drops slightly in the air as his ring's flight ability shuts down, then I extend my own around him.

"For future reference:-"

I extend my left hand, pulling his power ring from one of his tendrils-

"-if someone tries to talk to you?"

-before dropping him and letting him fall the three metres to the ground.

"LISTEN TO WHAT THEY'RE SAYING."

I jerk my shield forward, slamming into Ms Rrab and an eight-limbed cyborg insect of some kind and knocking them aside. The Xudarian and the Jem'Hadar look-alike with the tall head get construct clamped.

"Make this a lesson you only have to learn once, hm?"
 
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Well, it looks like the Guardians are trying power plays of some sort. That's going to be unamusing from all angles, isn't it.
I don't think that this a power play. All this does is paint the Guardians as incompetent at instilling disciple in their lanterns, which makes the whole Ragnar situation look a little bit hypocritical. This just shows the Greenies as weak.
 
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I don't think that this a power play. All this does is paint the Guardians as incompetent instilling disciple in their lanterns, which makes the whole Ragnar situation look a little bit hypocritical. This just shows the Greenies as weak.

The other explanations are a double cross of some kind (incompetently handled), or sheer incompetence. They were just going to make him wait, or something of that nature.
 
Wait till the explanation they give for attacking him is that they thought he was Sinestro. I know he's nothing like Sinestro and uses Avarice but Green Greenies.

Alternatively, Kilowag told them to get him for talking shit about his training methods all so long ago. (Jokingly-ish not Murder him-ie)

EDIT: I don't think the Guardians had anything to do with the Green Greenies attacking. They certainly didn't tell them to stop once they saw what was happening because getting to see the SI's abilities up close is worth the risk.

Pretty sure the Guardians know from 2814 Greenies that Paul, Host of the Ophidian, wouldn't he taken out by 5 Green Greenies.
 
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The Jem'Hadar-looking one at the rear of the pack generates a construct torpedo and fires it in my direction.
More than anything else, this shows their inexperience. Unlike in the comics, constructs have to be connected to the ring in order to work. Aside from energy pulses, which are slow and can't track a target, and destructive bolts which seem to be better lasers, rings don't have construct projectiles. This guy made a missile shaped construct, manually piloted it so that it acted like a regular missile would despite not having actual engines, and then lacked the reaction time to make it explode at the proper location.

Oh, and they apparently didn't realize it was five of them against one of the SI, and failed to surround him.
 
I suppose at least he's being polite and not perma-corrupting their rings. The Guardians (and Guy) might consider that to be overreacting just a tad.
 
EDIT: I don't think the Guardians had anything to do with the Green Greenies attacking. They certainly didn't tell them to stop once they saw what was happening because getting to see the SI's abilities up close is worth the risk.
Guardians don't do tactical deployments, or interfere in the training deployments of rookies.
They almost certainly have nothing to do with this
Rookies can usually get into enough trouble on their own without outside help.

I mean, ever wonder how your kid sibling got up into that tree/locked cabinet/vent?
That's what rookies are like.
Think of how Ragnar was behaving, and he has had several months with a ring.
 
Oh, and they apparently didn't realize it was five of them against one of the SI, and failed to surround him.
Now, to be fair, given their inexperience that would be one of the least intelligent moves they could have made in that situation. They're more likely to hit each other than hit OL.

Although I highly doubt that's why they didn't do it.
 
Alternatively, they were on a training mission when their handler got called off for instructions on what to do while an Orange Lantern was around and the rookies were unattended when they got first informed that Warning: Avarice Detected. Cue over eager rookies trying to be heroes.
 
So, who wants to bet that Oa came under attack?

Definitely not. At least, I hope that the greatest defense unit that an under attack Oa could put out was 5 rookies. Pretty sure the Honor Guard and a dozen Veteran Lanterns would be on Oa if it was.

That is if the Guardians don't just come out and bitch slap the problem. There's a reason that Oa is the seat of the Green Lantern Corp and it's not heavily defended with tech like Maltus.

*Que Yamamoto from Bleach saying that there is no greater security than HIMSELF being there*
 
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I can't help but imagine Paul casually tossing the rookies' rings in one hand while lecturing them on what they did wrong when dealing with an unknown enemy, especially one with a power ring, or outfitted with equipment or techniques that can deal with a green lantern. Then offering advice on how to do better while tossing their rings back just as their instructor, or a senior lantern comes to escort Paul to the Guardians, comes to lay into them on how they failed probably Kilowog since Guy mentioned that he was the lantern who instructed him.

Maybe a chance to broker some future corp relations by letting the green and orange lantern rookies get a taste of working and fighting against each other, and how to coordinate with individuals who work very differently than what they're used to.

Plus despite being from a different corp maybe for Arisia to form a crush on Paul as the bad boy orange lantern from the other corp compared to Jordan who is something of a upstanding legend amongst the green lanterns; where Jordan is honest and upfront while Paul is mischievous and tempting, especially when both of them are amazing lanterns in their own ways.
 
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