14th August
19:33 GMT
Doctor Natu regards me with a look of discomfort. "I don't think that translated properly. You.. hunt heads?"
And naturally enough the translator struggles with metaphor. How to explain this while talking like a moron?
"Not trophy. Head content. Ah, you labour?
"
"I'm a surgeon."
I nod.
"Your head, medicine. Want Korugar surgeon? Pay me, I find you.
"
She nods, exhaling slightly in relief. "You're an employment agent."
"I hunt rare head. Very
special content.
"
"Oh, I didn't mean to insult-" We both lean back slightly as the waitress puts my drink down in front of me. "-your.. skills."
I wave my right hand.
"No easy offend.
" I glance at the waitress, smiling broadly.
"Thank you.
"
She smiles back faintly, then strides off towards another table.
"Are you hunting anyone here?"
"Big commission. Hunt many.
" I pause, as if giving the matter consideration.
"Got important heads. Maybe more?
"
"So you've got most of the people you're looking for?" I nod. "I don't recognise your species. Are you from.. anywhere near here?"
"Not close.
" I hold my hands up to my chest, making a circle with my thumbs and forefingers. Then I take my right hand away and point my right index finger at where the middle of the circle was.
"Galaxy core.
" I move my finger again.
"Korugar.
" I lower my finger slightly.
"Earth.
"
Sector 1417 is north north east and 'up' from Earth. Closer than Maltus, further than the Vega Systems. Funny thing about distances in the galaxy when you can move as fast point-to-point as I can: approximate locations don't really matter.
Exact locations matter as I do want to be able to find places, but rough locations are irrelevant as whatever the answer is it wouldn't prevent me getting there.
Doctor Natu's eyes unfocus slightly as she tries to put numbers to my mummery. "That's quite a way. Do you travel a lot?"
"Yes.
" I grin, nodding emphatically as I pick up my mug and raise it to my mouth. Ah, no, too hot. For a moment I'm reminded of the story of a coach load of English people on holiday in Texas, their introduction to ice tea and the resulting hundred person simultaneous spit-take. Heh, I'm only the second member of my species to ever come to this planet, and the last one overthrew their government. I should really be on my best behaviour.
"This hunt, and before. You?
"
"It's…" She looks away, shaking her head slightly. "Korugar's a lot more..
isolated, since we overthrew Sinestro. The other planets around here remember him as a hero. They didn't have to live under him. Oh." She wiggles her head slightly. "Sinestro... He was the.. Green Lantern who used to work in this region of space."
"Known.
"
"Right, you… Probably researched the whole thing before coming here." She looks out of the window for a moment. "Just about the only thing we agree on is that we hate him. And because he became so powerful because of a group of aliens and aliens still like him… People from Korugar don't travel all that much." She looks back at me, smiling slightly wistfully as she picks up her mug. "Not that I'd be able to afford to for years
anyway. I'm going to be paying off my education until I'm forty."
I nod, sympathetically.
"Ship surgeon?
"
She shakes her head. "General practitioners and exobiological specialists work on ships. The only places that want surgical specialists are large mining outposts where they know they'll have work for us. And anyway, I'd have to pay back the government bursary I got for agreeing to work in a state hospital when I graduated. I'd be working in the mines until I was
fifty, and there's only so much rock I think I could take."
"Ah.
" I nod.
"Sympathy.
"
"So? Who are you working for? There can't be that many corporations who can afford to send someone all over the galaxy looking for employees?"
"Very old species. Few. Powerful. Not…
" I make a vague circling motion with my hands to indicate our general environment.
"Not from around here?" I nod. "What sort of person were you looking for?"
"First; boss organiser.
"
Boss organiser? Really? That's the problem with
ranks as opposed to
jobs. They can be so culturally specific that they usually don't translate as anything sensible. Sergeant and Captain don't really have precise equivalents in languages whose people don't have the same peasant/aristocrat divide in their militaries that Earth does. At best I'd get 'squad leader' and 'military middle manager'. And director? What, they direct cars? Stage productions? I remember that in 'The Damned' series by Alan Foster the forces of the Purpose called their officers 'unifiers'. Literally, the people whose job it is to keep everyone working together.
"Boss or-? Oh." She makes an amused exhalation. "I think you need a better translator."
"Agree.
"
"So these… Ancient aliens are starting some sort of organisation and they want someone to run it." I nod. "And then, the rest of the management team?" I nod again, and she raises her left eyebrow. "And they decided that the best way to find the people they wanted was to hire you."
"Good previous employer report.
"
Which is a lie, obviously. I doubt very much that the League would give me a favourable write up.
"Must be
very good." She takes a sip from her mug. "So what sort of person were you looking for?"
"Intelligent.
Very intelligent. Motivated. Sagacious. Available.
"
"Did you have a list to work from..?"
"No. Already head, recruit. Lost individual.
"
"You knew who you wanted but didn't know where they were." I nod. "So where did you start?"
"Vega Systems.
" That's a nice and easy translation. Though that isn't what other species call it, it's a label for a place. The system can easily substitute the equivalent.
Doctor Natu frowns slightly. "Isn't Vega full of pirates and warlords?"
"Now?
" I shake my head.
"No. Close, mercenary. Match species hunt target.
"
"That doesn't mean they'd know them."
"Famous father.
" I smile inwardly at the obvious parallel.
"All species know.
"
"Would
I know them?"
I shrug.
"Perhaps.
"
"Well, who are they? A musician? A merchant?"
"Vril Dox, the Maniac of Yod. Dictator of Colu.
"
"I.. think I've heard of him. He's also called.. Brainiac?" I nod. "And you wanted his
son?"
"Yes.
"
"Did.. you get him?"
I pick up my mug to take a sip.
"Interesting story.
"