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@Mr Zoat here are the epubs I made up to now.
The Season 1 epub is completed and up to date as of 05/06/2016
The Season 2 epub up to date with the latest chapters and corrections

epub for Season 1 (Episodes 01-26) [MediaFire][MediaFire Alt. Formatting][GoogleDrive] by @Twilight666 (corrections added up to 05/06/2016)
epub for Season 2 (Episodes 27-43) [MediaFire][MediaFire Alt. Formatting][GoogleDrive] by @Twilight666 (chapters up to 15/07/2016)
Note: The Alt versions have background color deep blue and default text color white. Also the transparent text has a darker color as both the background and the text color, and it is also in black borders.
Also both versions have XenForo like threadmarks between episodes while the Alt Versions has similar threadmarks on the individual chapters
 
Also @Mr Zoat, I was doing the S2 epub and apart from the Raquel thing I saw that both Grayvenand Paulmention Earth 12.

But the earths mentioned by number in story are the current one (16), Blue Lantern's (-14) and the Justice Lords one (50).
Since both the mentions reffer to DCAU and according to the wiki Earth 12 is the Batman Beyond Earth, and that earth is the future of the DCAU the number is probably correct, but how did either Paul figure that out?
He remembered in from the wiki on Earth Prime.
...can you think of anywhere he would get a fair trial that would actually care?
I'd trust Germany to give him a scrupulously fair trial.
@Mr Zoat here are the epubs I made up to now.
The Season 1 epub is completed and up to date as of 05/06/2016
The Season 2 epub up to date with the latest chapters and corrections

epub for Season 1 (Episodes 01-26) [MediaFire][MediaFire Alt. Formatting][GoogleDrive] by @Twilight666 (corrections added up to 05/06/2016)
epub for Season 2 (Episodes 27-43) [MediaFire][MediaFire Alt. Formatting][GoogleDrive] by @Twilight666 (chapters up to 15/07/2016)
Note: The Alt versions have background color deep blue and default text color white. Also the transparent text has a darker color as both the background and the text color, and it is also in black borders.
Also both versions have XenForo like threadmarks between episodes while the Alt Versions has similar threadmarks on the individual chapters
Thank you, updated.
 
No, that's her honest appraisal. Compared to actual slavery, cinema just isn't that offensive.

Though if anyone wants to chime in with examples, feel free.

Well I must say that I was quite surprised by this:


with such little approval for so long I can see the American media being... careful about it.


...can you think of anywhere he would get a fair trial that would actually care?

Why not? It's not like a fair trial would have a serious chance of acquitting him. Why losing the chance to show your better than him? Especially if "you" are Germany.
 
It's interesting, but in the last update, when Zoat first mentioned blond, blue eyed Aryan superhero, the first thing I thought of was Donner (Gerri Brauer) from Shadow Cabinet. She was forcibly augmented by her Nazi grandfather who happened to be a geneticist.

@Mr Zoat , will you confirm or deny?
 
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Richard showed her the recording.
It's interesting, but in the last update, when Zoat first mentioned blond, blue eyed Aryan superhero, the first thing I thought of was Donner (Gerri Brauer) from Shadow Cabinet. She was forcibly augmented by her Nazi grandfather who happened to be a geneticist.

@Mr Zoat , can you confirm or deny?
No, he was talking about a rebranded Albrecht Krieger. Though Gerri Brauer is probably around somewhere.
 
Are we sure this isn't just a clone?
Because legally, clone Hitler is not culpable for any of the crimes of the original.
Besides, this dude got a job; not something one would expect from Hitler Classic.

Probably a Boys From Brazil scenario.
 
Are we sure this isn't just a clone?
Because legally, clone Hitler is not culpable for any of the crimes of the original.
Besides, this dude got a job; not something one would expect from Hitler Classic.

Probably a Boys From Brazil scenario.

Well, the original Hitler would be 122 in 2011, so yeah this guy can't be him...
unless time travel, anagathics, possession of a clone body by the original soul, longevity-granting superpowers vel alia are involved.
This universe be wierd, yo. :grin:
 
10th April
11:29 GMT -3

"Wait... Helmut Schreiber... Hitler... let's see if there's some kind of fancy anagram shit going on here."

*Runs 'Helmut Schreiber' through an online anagram finder.*

"'Hitlers Beer Chum'... of course!"


Helmut Schreiber: *all tied up* Ack! Okay, okay, I admit it! I'm Hitler's clone. The guy was a crazy dictator with access to superscience and he needed a body double or two. So, he had a bunch of us clones made up to help with his public appearances and well... also to have someone he can vent to about his childhood. I mean, the guy had serious daddy issues and we'd be stuck having to listen about it all day.

OL: ...

~later in a bar~

Helmut: *pouring himself another glass* And you know the second worst thing about being Hitler's clone? Time travelers! Everybody with a time machine wants to fly back in time to kill Hitler and who do they take out? Us! Number Five got taken out by some guy with a sci-fi rocket launcher. Number Seventeen by that teleporting guy with the katanas (seriously, katanas?). The worst part is that the real Hitler had pretty much stopped doing his job for years by that point. He'd be sitting around in a 'safe house' drunk off his ass while us clones were stuck doing his job with like... zero training. I think most of us were stuck having to fudge it by just pretending to know what we were doing and agreeing with whatever the guys in lab coats or scary skull outfits were proposing. *takes another swig*
 
"I… Ah… There was a… A television series I used to watch, back on Earth Prime. The white female lead was in a romantic relationship with a black man… But the ethnicities weren't referred to directly in any way. They were just two young people from London who happened to be together. And.. the relationship broke down as the series went on, but again, ethnicity wasn't anything to do with it. I didn't really.. think about it from that point of view, until I read an interview with an American fan who said that that sort of relationship wouldn't be shown on American television. Even now. And… There was an interview with Will Smith in which he said that they made sure that the actress playing his partner in one of his films was black because otherwise that would be a thing. Is that… Actually how it is?"
That was for a mass-market romantic comedy. Incidentally, Smith had a white love interest in 1995's Bad Boys. The title character of the Flash is white and has had white, Korean, and Black love interests on the show. Arrow had an interracial lesbian relationship. Supergirl made Jimmy Olsen black and a love interest, I think?

Ironically, a lot of the flack might comes from black women, who'd see black man/white woman as a white women 'stealing' the low supply of Good Black Men. Smith was already accused of being an Uncle Tom sellout for not making hardcore, socially-aware gangster rap in the early 90s, so the producers might've been more sensitive to racial issues.

On the other hand, there was a Cheerios ad with an interracial couple that supposedly got white supremacy groups all het up. I say supposedly, because after certain controversies, I simply don't trust the media to not sensationalize things anymore, especially when they can stick one to known wrongthinkers.
 
*crosses fingers*
Twin Clones of Hitler, Twin Clones of Hitler, Twin Clones of Hitler...



Brady Bunch Theme:

This is the story
of a clone of Hitler.
Who had grown himself a trio of new clones.
All of them.
They looked just like him.
Because that's how it goes.

This is the story
of another Hitler.
Who had whipped up three more clones of his own.
There were four clones.
Living all together.
But they were all alone. :(

Until one day these two Hitlers found eachother.
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That this group
must somehow form a family.
And that's how they all became the Hitler bunch!

The Hitler bunch.
The Hitler bunch.
That's how they all became the Hitler bunch!


Also: The Hitler Rap (warning: contains Mel Brooks)
 
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It's not like a fair trial would have a serious chance of acquitting him. Why losing the chance to show your better than him? Especially if "you" are Germany.

Alright, fair enough; I'll agree that Hitler should be tried in Germany. But, I say he should be sentenced in Israel, if for no other reason than I'm curious to know what the Israeli will come up with in that scenario. Frankly, its not as if its possible for them to do anything to Hitler that he doesn't deserve.
 
That's...true.

Turning off boredom is...distinctly inhuman.

Snek OL!
When you're infused by the orange light to the extent OL is, boredom probably isn't a thing for things you want.
Yes, but the suggestion was that Germany would send him to Israel for trial. I think he might reasonably claim that he wouldn't get a fair one there.
I'm not sure there are any places he could get a fair, unbiased trial.
 
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