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So I can't remember. Mr Viking has orange text, was he assimilated during New Years?
He's being translated, so the orange text is actually the ring doing a close approximation of what he's saying.

Edit: NINJAS! TIME TO LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE SO THEY CAN'T CATCH ME! *deranged laughter followed by screams of intense pain as fire catches*
 
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"A man such as that, fleeing into Odin's realm? I doubt he will be warmly received."

so even though odin is neutral on nazi's this confirms that odin has plenty of other reasons to dislike Captain Nazi. It's good to know that odin does have some standards.

"Above all things, Odin fears the Giants breaking free and making war upon the Aesir. To prevent this, he seeks knowledge, weapons, all manner of things which can best be obtained from Midgard."

"Krieger's been supplying him?"

"And testing weapons and spells for him."

oh now this has implications. Though odin may decide not to make deals openly, after all a weapon bought and tested for all to see is a weapon your enemy knows about.

Prince Jon smiles broadly. "Telling you the full saga of my death would take many days. In short, Odin only made me invulnerable to things which he thought could give me an honourable death. His intent was that I should die in shame, failing to win my place in Valhalla and condemned never to see my beloved Geirahöð again. So I sought out wizards and foul monsters in the hope that they would have the ability to attack me in some way that Odin had overlooked. Finally, a sorcerer named Thorvald was able with his last breath to freeze me solid, trapping me in ice for I know not how long. Centuries passed until I was freed by a man named Franklin Rock. The world I was now in was strange to me, but a battle is a battle. And Odin had not thought to make me immune to-."

"Translation unclear. Best fit: 'blast clay'."

ok now that is interesting. spells that render you utterly immune to specific types of harm would have all sorts of uses. Even beyond the obvious of making stuff like blast furnaces immune to heat, I imagine being able to build in specific weaknesses into stuff would be almost as useful. for example put a thin shell around a warhead and ward it against everything except its own payload and you have a point defense resistant missile.

also it just goes to show, if you can't solve the problem with enough C4 you're not using enough C4.
 
"Heh hah!" is white, shouldn't it be orange too?
No, as the ring didn't translate his laughter. I haven't written the rest of what he said in white because I don't speak Old Norse.
Thank you, corrected.
Oh that's interesting. I'd be down for some of the Greek pantheon joining OL and various Norse gods for a fight against Ice Giants for sweet loot.
That happened something like ten thousand years ago, so you're a little late.
Also, 1000 pages! Woo! Glad I could contribute as many of them as I did.
Me to. :)
See incidents like choke slamming Hephaestus off the top of Mt Olympus or stripping Apollo of his godly powers and forcing him to serve the King of Troy for several years.
This Hephaestus isn't actually one of his.
Should be spent I think?
Thank you, corrected.
 
Huh.

Wouldn't be the first time that a king made a stupid decision out of fear.

...

Do the Giants even care about Aesir anymore? I wouldn't be surprised if they had moved onto other things and Odin was worrying over nothing.

The thing is, Ragnarok is true prophesy. Barring fate manipulation of the highest order or dimensional hijinks it WILL happen.

The Norse gods don't get as much air time in DC, I really only remember the one time in sandman, but my understanding of odin's portrayal was that while he was inured to the fact that he and almost everything he loves will die, he will jump at anything that could give a convincing shot at survival.
 
so even though odin is neutral on nazi's this confirms that odin has plenty of other reasons to dislike Captain Nazi. It's good to know that odin does have some standards.
"You get stronger for each person in the world who follows the Nazi ideology?"
"Captain, don't say anything."
"Yes, I do."
"What's the Nazi ideology's position on the reverence of the Aesir, such as myself?"
"Captain, don't say anything."
"We'd prefer the pagans convert to Christianity."
"And how strongly do you prefer they do this?"
"Captain, please don't say-"
"Violently."
"And have you personally...?"
"Captain, for fuck's sake-"
"Oh, my, yes."
"I foresaw as much. VIDAR! TYR! WISHBONE HIM!"
 
Behind him, Lars says something and a ripple of laughter runs through the crowd before the ring can translate. "Perhaps he's the blue one's wife?!" Several of the Einherjar have dismissed their weapons, blade evaporating into nothing as they decide that fighting is off the agenda for the moment.
Uhm, WHUT? As far as I know this culture this words are invitation to murder them immidiately while guest rights WOULDN'T apply as such words are breach of said guest rights. Or at least it's invitation to fight to the death. People usually do NOT joke with Unspeakable Words.
 
ok now that is interesting. spells that render you utterly immune to specific types of harm would have all sorts of uses. Even beyond the obvious of making stuff like blast furnaces immune to heat, I imagine being able to build in specific weaknesses into stuff would be almost as useful. for example put a thin shell around a warhead and ward it against everything except its own payload and you have a point defense resistant missile.

also it just goes to show, if you can't solve the problem with enough C4 you're not using enough C4.

You know, Odin is probably one of the highest tier spell casters in the universe. I fully expect him to easily be on the same tier as one of the Lords of chaos / order. He scarified himself TO himself (Oh, and yeah, sacrificing himself to himself? He's probably one of the biggest cheaters ever in mythology) by stabbing himself to the tree Yggdrasil with his spear for nine days to learn the Runes, he's capable of using the Seidr system of magic which is normally exclusive to females, he's one of the sources for Santa Claus so he can likely use Christmas magic and pretty much EVERY long bearded, robe wearing, staff waving wizard in history can trace their origin back to him.

Add to that his ability to see the future, immortal army of elite warriors, own martial ability, position at the top of a pantheon of gods, and the huge number of legendary beings and artifacts in his panoply... I feel like Paul would be impressed by his ability to explore every avenue available to him unlike modern day superheros' habit of defaulting to "Punch Evil."
 
Uhm, WHUT? As far as I know this culture this words are invitation to murder them immidiately while guest rights WOULDN'T apply as such words are breach of said guest rights. Or at least it's invitation to fight to the death. People usually do NOT joke with Unspeakable Words.
What words were unspeakable? There was a time delay on the translation.
 
What words were unspeakable? There was a time delay on the translation.
Not funny.

Or if you don't understand - man that was called other man's wife is obligated to kill one who said that or nobody will deal with him ever (if not just kill him as shame of a human). It's worst possible slur to cause a fight and never used as joke, it's simply not possible.

PS. I don't know how it's properly translated in English and don't remember scandinavian original term, but on Russian it's usually translated as "непроизносимые речи" - "unspeakable talk/words" - aka things that are taboo and people will kill you for touching subject. Aka something to not speak, ever. Which given that swearing was art says something about how much they weren't talked about.
 
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Not funny.

Or if you don't understand - man that was called other man's wife is obligated to kill one who said that or nobody will deal with him ever (if not just kill him as shame of a human). It's worst possible slur to cause a fight and never used as joke, it's simply not possible.
Perhaps Mr Zoat is not an anthropologist. Or because these are comic Vikings they have a different culture.
 
ok now that is interesting. spells that render you utterly immune to specific types of harm would have all sorts of uses. Even beyond the obvious of making stuff like blast furnaces immune to heat, I imagine being able to build in specific weaknesses into stuff would be almost as useful. for example put a thin shell around a warhead and ward it against everything except its own payload and you have a point defense resistant missile.

Not a spell, a curse. There's a big difference, especially on the cost, and if it can be cast on an ally. Also, there's usually side effects of curses that come about unexpectedly.

So using curses as buffs works for a while, but then something goes wrong.
 
Though it would be interesting to see what has become of Denmark in my absence, I have duties to perform.
Hah! He would hate us up here. We're almost all pacifists, practically no one owns a weapon of any sort, not counting kitchen-knives. Or maybe not, seeing as we're not all that different now. We're still cleaning ourselves regularly, and our women are still important. And we're awesome, still.

"Translation unclear. Best fit: 'blast clay'."
Hah. He got C4'd :D
 
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