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Xellos said:
It's weird, but I feel not even the slightest hint of pity or disappointment when a Grand Order Servant gets its ass kicked in its area of specialty by a non-Grand Order Servant. It feels like the universe coming back into balance.
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Honestly, I find a good majority of GO servants to be pretty fine. Sure some of the servants are shit, but there are plenty of nice designs and personalities in the cast.

Plus, acting as if GO is the only source of shit servants is laughable when Apocrypha exists (Fuck you Astolfo)
 
Kyte said:
But visual design is much more confused and it's prolly on purpose. Since the very beginning I've remarked that it looked like they stuck a kid's upper body in an adult's lower body. And later on I've realized that really it's the head that does it, I've seen fanart where the only change is some subtle shift in proportions, particularly head/body ratio and she instantly jumps like 3-5 years in apparent age.
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I though it was only the original pre LN design that was that terribad about it, IIRC her proportions were less out of whack afterwards; though I didn't actually bother to look that hard to compare.
 
Eh, I can buy Li Shuwen beating Beowulf in a fist fight, I like the poem Beowulf but he's a bit lacking (feats wise) compared to, say, Hercules or the Hindu myths were even the small beggar children in the streets had planet busting god nukes to play catch with.

There's Age of Gods kings and there's Age of Gods kings, you know?

And Li was soooo stupid broken in Extra (undroppable Presence Concealment ye gods and wee fishes!)
 
Kyte said:
You don't need to be on a battlefield to be a hero. In a way, Zhuge qualifies more than Lu Bu. Dude pulled fun shit.

Darius is 11' 3", FYI.

servant gender height ftIn weight lbs
Darius III M 345cm 11' 3" 280kg 617
Asterios M 298cm 9' 9" 150kg 330
Heracles M 253cm 8' 3" 311kg 685
Charles Babbage M 250cm 8' 2" 500kg?????????? 1102
Lu Bu Feng Xian M 225cm 7' 4" 153kg 337
Spartacus M 221cm 7' 3" 165kg 363
Hassan of the Cursed Arm M 215cm 7' 0" 62kg 136
Edward Teach M 210cm 6' 10" 114kg 251
Musashibou Benkei M 199cm 6' 6" 88kg 194
Gilles de Rais (Caster) M 196cm 6' 5" 70kg 154
Eirik Bloodaxe M 195cm 6' 4" 115kg 253
Vlad III M 191cm 6' 3" ??kg  
Lancelot M 191cm 6' 3" 81kg 178
Sakata Kintoki M 190cm 6' 2" 88kg 194
Nikola Tesla M 190cm 6' 2" 80kg 176
Siegfried M 190cm 6' 2" 80kg 176
Romulus M 190cm 6' 2" 140kg 308
Mephistopheles M 188cm 6' 2" 78kg 171
Leonidas I M 188cm 6' 2" 110kg 242
Emiya M 187cm 6' 1" 78kg 171
Gilles de Rais (Saber) M 186cm 6' 1" 91kg 200
Beowulf M 186cm 6' 1" 81kg 178
Zhuge Kongming (El-Melloi II) M 186cm 6' 1" 68kg 149
Caligula M 185cm 6' 0" 80kg 176
Phantom of the Opera M 185cm 6' 0" 80kg 176
Arash M 185cm 6' 0" 75kg 165
Count of Monte Cristo M 185cm 6' 0" 75kg 165
Cu Chulainn (Lancer) M 185cm 6' 0" 72kg 158
Cu Chulainn (Alter) M 185cm 6' 0" 72kg 158
Cu Chulainn (Caster) M 185cm 6' 0" 70kg 154
Fergus mac Róich M 184cm 6' 0" 90kg 198
Diarmuid Ua Duibhne M 184cm 6' 0" 85kg 187
Cu Chulainn (Prototype) M 184cm 6' 0" 71kg 156
Van Hohenheim - Paracelsus M 183cm 6' 0" 65kg 143
Thomas Edison M 182cm 5' 11" 88kg 194
Gilgamesh M 182cm 5' 11" 68kg 149
Fionn mac Cumhaill M 181cm 5' 11" 63kg 138
Saint George M 180cm 5' 10" 95kg 209
Hector M 180cm 5' 10" 82kg 180
William Shakespeare M 180cm 5' 10" 75kg 165
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart M 180cm 5' 10" 65kg 143
Charles-Henri Sanson M 178cm 5' 10" 68kg 149
Karna M 178cm 5' 10" 65kg 143
Arjuna M 177cm 5' 9" 72kg 158
Sasaki Koujirou M 176cm 5' 9" 63kg 138
Robin Hood M 175cm 5' 8" 65kg 143
Henry Jekyll & Hyde (Assassin) M 175cm 5' 8" 60kg 132
Geronimo M 174cm 5' 8" 76kg 167
Boudica F 174cm 5' 8" 62kg 136
Elizabeth Bathory (Halloween) F 174cm 5' 8" 44kg 97
Medusa F 172cm 5' 7" 57kg 125
Brynhildr F 172cm 5' 7" 52kg 114
Frankenstein F 172cm 5' 7" 48kg 105
David M 171cm 5' 7" 62kg 136
Anne Bonny & Mary Read F 171cm 5' 7" 54kg 119
Amakusa Shirou M 169cm 5' 6" 59kg 130
Rama M 168cm 5' 6" 65kg 143
Scathach F 168cm 5' 6" 55kg 121
Ushiwakamaru F 168cm 5' 6" 55kg 121
Carmilla F 168cm 5' 6" 49kg 108
Gaius Julius Caesar M 168cm 5' 6" 154kg 339
Li Shuwen (Lancer) M 166cm 5' 5" 60kg 132
Atalante F 166cm 5' 5" 57kg 125
Nightingale F 165cm 5' 4" 52kg 114
Mata Hari F 165cm 5' 4" 49kg 108
Orion M 165cm 5' 4" 44kg 97
Astolfo   164cm 5' 4" 56kg 123
Medea F 163cm 5' 4" 51kg 112
Francis Drake F 162cm 5' 3" 55kg 121
Saint Martha F 161cm 5' 3" 49kg 108
Tamamo Cat F 160cm 5' 2" 52kg 114
Tamamo no Mae F 160cm 5' 2" 49kg 108
Marie Antoinette F 160cm 5' 2" 48kg 105
Altera F 160cm 5' 2" 48kg 105
Ryougi Shiki (Assassin) F 160cm 5' 2" 47kg 103
Ryougi Shiki (Saber) F 160cm 5' 2" 47kg 103
Jing Ke F 159cm 5' 2" 48kg 105
Jeanne d'Arc F 159cm 5' 2" 44kg 97
Billy the Kid M 158cm 5' 2" 49kg 108
Anne Bonny & Mary Read F 158cm 5' 2" 46kg 101
Matthew Kyrielite F 158cm 5' 2" 46kg 101
Okita Souji F 158cm 5' 2" 45kg 99
Kiyohime F 158cm 5' 2" 41kg 90
Chevalier d'Eon   157cm 5' 1" 45kg 99
Artoria Pendragon (Santa Alter) F 154cm 5' 0" 52kg 114
Elizabeth Bathory F 154cm 5' 0" 44kg 97
Artoria Pendragon (Alter) (Lancer) F 154cm 5' 0" 42kg? 92
Nero Claudius (Bride) F 154cm 5' 0" 42kg 92
Artoria Pendragon (Alter) (Saber) F 154cm 5' 0" 42kg 92
Artoria Pendragon F 154cm 5' 0" 42kg 92
Artoria Pendragon (Lily) F 154cm 5' 0" 42kg 92
Mordred F 154cm 5' 0" 42kg 92
Mysterious Heroine X F 154cm 5' 0" 42kg 92
Queen Medb F 154cm 5' 0" 41kg 90
Oda Nobunaga F 152cm 4' 11" 43kg 94
Alexander M 151cm 4' 11" 40kg 88
Jack the Ripper F 150cm 4' 11" 45kg 99
Nero Claudius F 150cm 4' 11" 42kg 92
Medea (Lily) F 149cm 4' 10" 41kg 90
Hans Christian Andersen M 146cm 4' 9" 39kg 85
Helena Blavatsky F 145cm 4' 9" 38kg 83
Kid Gil M 140cm 4' 7" 30kg 66
Nursery Rhyme F 137cm 4' 5" 30kg 66
Stheno F 134cm 4' 4" 30kg? 66
Euryale F 134cm 4' 4" 30kg 66
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Man, the fucking heights in this thing. Literally the tallest women have barely an inch on me at that, and I'm fairly short for an individual of my ethnotype (white male Americans). The fact that female height is clustered around the 5' benchmark where the guys are clustered around the 6' mark means that any shot of any of them together should be the most awkward thing possible. The Seibahs alone being 5' exactly is just...jeez. Forget waifus, they're all just waifs.

Way to drive home how short Japan as a whole is.
 
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Wade Garrett said:
Eh, I can buy Li Shuwen beating Beowulf in a fist fight, I like the poem Beowulf but he's a bit lacking (feats wise) compared to, say, Hercules or the Hindu myths were even the small beggar children in the streets had planet busting god nukes to play catch with.

There's Age of Gods kings and there's Age of Gods kings, you know?

And Li was soooo stupid broken in Extra (undroppable Presence Concealment ye gods and wee fishes!)
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The funny fact is that if Li ever tried to fight a monster he would be screwed so bad it wouldn't be funny at all, because you know monsters don't give a fuck about 'Oh you blocked my chi or whatever. LASER.'

I am guessing he is sorta Shirou-esque. Only good at ONE shit and that is his Anti Human Martial Arts
 
While most of the female servants are shorter than what I though they were, Ushiwakamaru is way taller than I thought she was. I thought she was around Jack's height for whatever reason.
 
Vanargand said:
The funny fact is that if Li ever tried to fight a monster he would be screwed so bad it wouldn't be funny at all, because you know monsters don't give a fuck about 'Oh you blocked my chi or whatever. LASER.'

I am guessing he is sorta Shirou-esque. Only good at ONE shit and that is his Anti Human Martial Arts
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That honestly depends on what qi is, which we don't know right now to a large extent. If beasts rely on qi just as much as humans, then Li oneshots them regardless of the force of his punches or his ability to grapple invincible hide bearing beasts.
 
Salty said:
Man, the fucking heights in this thing. Literally the tallest women have barely an inch on me at that, and I'm fairly short for an individual of my ethnotype (white male Americans). The fact that female height is clustered around the 5' benchmark where the guys are clustered around the 6' mark means that any shot of any of them together should be the most awkward thing possible. The Seibahs alone being 5' exactly is just...jeez. Forget waifus, they're all just waifs.

Way to drive home how short Japan as a whole is.
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And the funny thing is these girls a e considered absurdly tall for anime heights.
 
Sockpuppet said:
That honestly depends on what qi is, which we don't know right now to a large extent. If beasts rely on qi just as much as humans, then Li oneshots them regardless of the force of his punches or his ability to grapple invincible hide bearing beasts.
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Well in Extra Li punches Hakuno's circuits and cuts the connection if I remember right

Given Magical Beasts don't use Circuits....
 
Cannongerbil said:
And the funny thing is these girls a e considered absurdly tall for anime heights.
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Lemme put it this way.

I already considered "oh I'm so huge and ungainly and unwomanly" stupid whenever that side trait of Medusa's came up. Now that I've learned I'm not at eye-level with her chest I consider it ridiculous.
 
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*Medusa is only 5'7''*
*thinks she's tall*

HAHAHAHA

Man, she must be crazy if she thinks that's tall. That's my height, and I'm the little one in the family. Bathory's taller than she is, and I'm not talking about Carmilla.
 
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Salty said:
Lemme put it this way.

I already consider "oh I'm so huge and ungainly and unwomanly" stupid whenever that side trait of Medusa's came up. Now that I've learned I'm not at eye-level with her chest I consider it ridiculous.
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I think my sister is taller than Medusa, and has been for a long time.

Medusa is slightly above average for a woman.
 
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Li didn't have much trouble beating the crap out of Tamamo before they hacked the arena to turn off his invisibility, and she's not exactly human.
 
Wade Garrett said:
Li didn't have much trouble beating the crap out of Tamamo before they hacked the arena to turn off his invisibility, and she's not exactly human.
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Well I mean, she is but a simple, humble shrine maiden fox.

Its not like she slaughtered an entire army and then tanked another army's multi day arrow barrage while saying she would very much like to leave now.
 
Sockpuppet said:
That honestly depends on what qi is, which we don't know right now to a large extent. If beasts rely on qi just as much as humans, then Li oneshots them regardless of the force of his punches or his ability to grapple invincible hide bearing beasts.
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Y'know monster biology is different from people biology? so you don't know how to qi block a monster just cause you know how to do it to a human.
 
Well I mean without wank Li would probably be Okita/Kojiro tier

Insanely good at one thing and outside of it well. Get rekt by everyone else

But since Nasu masturbates to his Li Shuwen bodypillow when the Karna and Gilgamesh ones are washing we saw the result
 
Vanargand said:
Well I mean without wank Li would probably be Okita/Kojiro tier

Insanely good at one thing and outside of it well. Get rekt by everyone else

But since Nasu masturbates to his Li Shuwen bodypillow when the Karna and Gilgamesh ones are washing we saw the result
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At least Nasu has some variety in his wank. One of these days I expect some Japanese tabloid to report on Takeuchi getting the most radical plastic surgery possible. ahoge implants
 
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Salty said:
At least Nasu has some variety in his wank. One of these days I expect some Japanese tabloid to report on Takeuchi getting the most radical plastic surgery possible.
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>implying Takeuchi isn't human trafficking young girls locking them on his basement and hiring Yakuza Plastic Surgeries so he can have his Midget Saber waifu Harem

Woah holy shit that got dark
 
A Nation's Virtue said:
*Medusa is only 5'7''*
*thinks she's tall*

HAHAHAHA

Man, she must be crazy if she thinks that's tall. That's my height, and I'm the little one in the family. Bathory's taller than she is, and I'm not talking about Carmilla.
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Yeah, she has a complex about her height because of her elder sisters, who never grew up, and bullied her about it.

I think.

Anyway...

It's payday! Which means Gatcha time!



My only Gold Sabers are Lily and Altera. I'll fucking take it!



WOO! NOT EDISON! Got what I wanted. Now to save for Jack. For real this time.

I also got like a million Geronimos and only one Billy. What the fuck Rate up...Also got a gold rider, got super excited only for it to be my 4th Marie :confused:
 
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