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I really need to finish my quests. :V
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Ah good the shitty fanfiction about the MCU in-universe. The quest in now complete."Shove that hammer in my $&& Ronan!"
Ronan pulled another hammer out of hammerspace. Using his hammer as a bat he launched the new hammer at Thor and he died.
"HAMMERTIME MOTHERFUCKER!" Ronan proceeded to throw a small hammer at Captain America. The captain dodged super-soldierally. It wasn't enough. Ronan continued to toss hammer after hammer at the American hero without mercy. "HAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERRRRRRR!" Ronan screeched as his infinite supply of blunt weaponry was wasted on the surprisingly gymnastic solider.
"Get in the dress Loki."
"U may b the god of thundr Tor. But I m the god of hamers!" Ronan roard, punching the tunder god in the face. With a hamr.
Ronan stood above a shattered world. Hammer in hand as he laughed evilly down at his defeated foes. Yes. Soon all the Avengers will be made into catboys for his harem. Including Mockingbird.
Loki looked at Nefaria and blushed.
As much as he wanted to, Matt couldn't stop.
"After this wanna go on a date?" Captain America smiled at Hulk. "Hulk SMASH~"
It was horrible. It was beautiful.
The invaders came not with fear or fancy rocks. But the power of stands. "Oh?~ You're approaching me Captain America?" Ronan posed sexily alongside his stand, Loki. Which gave him the power of illusions and stabby knives. "I can't kiss yo- I mean hit you unless I get closer" America replied. Matching Ronan pose-for-pose with his own stand, Iron Man! Which gave him the power of guns.
It was bad fanfiction about the movie he'd slaved over.
"Do you think we'll make it?" "Hell no, they have a power stone death star dumbass." Then Earth exploded.
"I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS RONAN!" Captain America dramatically pulled from his deck, Thor! God of thunder. "THIS DUEL IS OVER!" Rogers slammed the card down with excessive force. I summon Thor! With his ability rainbow bridge I also summon three Einherjar to the field!"
"Y-You mean!" Ronan gasped and pissed his space pants.
"YES! I sacrifice my three Einherjar to summon Odin! The allfather! AKA GET WRECKED NOOB!"
So, I bet you're wondering how I got here? *Ronan is flying towards his fleet in space glowing purple and roaring in impotent rage.* Well it all started when my dad asked me to help with his rock collection.
Loki kissed Negaria frantically, desperately, hoping for reciprocation from the maggia man.
"BIG WHEEEEEEEEEEL!" BIG WHEEL screamed from his BIG WHEEL, ramming into the confused alien warlord Ronan and pancaking him.
He was totally gonna email all this crap to Vaughn and the rest of the crew. Momoa would love it.
Ronan stood upon a mountain of hammers. Laughing evilly. "None can resist the powrr of hammers!"
"AVENGERD ASSEMBLE!" They did.
"Who are you guys?"
"I'm Captain Australia mate."
"Captain Mexico."
"Captain England."
"Captain Russia."
"Captain Morocco."
"Captain Taiwan."
"Captain West Taiwan."
"Captain Lizard Man."
"Captain France."
"Captain Cananda!"
On it went.
Karl might murder him in his sleep though…. Eh worth it.
No. It's not complete until we make the actors in ITTL react to it.Ah good the shitty fanfiction about the MCU in-universe. The quest in now complete.
Ah good the shitty fanfiction about the MCU in-universe. The quest in now complete.
The deadpool show feels like it could work great as a mini-series, one of those things that are only ever intended to just get one season.
With streaming/Netflix we can make experimental stuff like this.
If Armor Wars is War Machine Season 2, we could probably end that show with 2 seasons and have War Machine take a larger role in the movies afterwards. (AIM introduced in Season 1 can be part of Iron Man 3)
The way I see it we should have many shows with few seasons (2-3) along with an Agents of SHIELD show that can go longer to build a diverse universe foundation, and to limit the amount of commitment fans need to make to learn about a new character before we put them in the movies.
I want to live in this universe now, where's the bloody dimension travel machine?I like the idea of it being an ad for the Deadpool show where Deadpool is playing with action figures. Including a horde of sloppily repainted Captain America action figures.
And here i was hoping under the mask would be Hugh Jackman.I have a bit of a joke regarding the Deadpool show. Namely that while the show claims that Deadpool is disfigured they never show it. We are talking about a show where they tried to save on stuntmen by hiring Simon. Maybe they cheap out on special effects too. So that when he takes off his mask he basically looks like a bald Ryan Reynolds.
Tom Hardy did it in Legend, Arnie Hammer did it in The Social Network, Ryan can absolutely do this.Just think it's a bit much to have Reynolds play two characters.
Give me Ryan or give me death.Just think it's a bit much to have Reynolds play two characters.
The deadpool show feels like it could work great as a mini-series, one of those things that are only ever intended to just get one season.
With streaming/Netflix we can make experimental stuff like this.
. Just think it's a bit much to have Reynolds play two characters.
Perfection.God, it'd be hilarious if we called the first Deadpool movie "Deadpool Season Two".
Hard agree on few seasons. Better to make it few and concise rather than many and a mess. A long Agents of SHIELD can work as it's less of a singular story and more of an expositionary revolving door of sorts to explore events that come and go in the MCU outside the movies and shows.The way I see it we should have many shows with few seasons (2-3) along with an Agents of SHIELD show that can go longer to build a diverse universe foundation, and to limit the amount of commitment fans need to make to learn about a new character before we put them in the movies.
Also, one of the neat things about transitioning from a show to a movie is that Deadpool can crack jokes about it.
Additionally, if we want to keep the Deadpool show PG-13 rated for now, we could... and then have Deadpool crack jokes about it in the R-rated movie proper.
Have Jim Carrey, be one or both of the two other voices in Ryans head.I still think that Jim Carrey could pull off the idea that Deadpool has multiple voices in his head.
Didn't we table Armor Wars for season 2 precisely so that it wouldn't interfere with Ironman 3? I think there was something like that going on.The deadpool show feels like it could work great as a mini-series, one of those things that are only ever intended to just get one season.
With streaming/Netflix we can make experimental stuff like this.
If Armor Wars is War Machine Season 2, we could probably end that show with 2 seasons and have War Machine take a larger role in the movies afterwards. (AIM introduced in Season 1 can be part of Iron Man 3)
The way I see it we should have many shows with few seasons (2-3) along with an Agents of SHIELD show that can go longer to build a diverse universe foundation, and to limit the amount of commitment fans need to make to learn about a new character before we put them in the movies.