Instead, her latest Ward had somehow blundered into the middle of the entire incident and somehow came out smelling like roses as far as the media was concerned.
Inari: "Yes, her luck is positively
divine."
"Hey, Maria, have you seen the news? Great, then you know why I'm calling to ruin your night."
Even when it's crunch time, Glenn is troll.
A very overstuffed sandwich with bacon, lettuce, tomato, several slabs of ham from a small ham in the back of the fridge, and about half the leftover chicken from the night before. She hadn't even intended to make it when she had started putting together lunch, but she'd sort of fallen into autopilot.
I see Taylor isn't the only fluffy subconsciously trying to put on the pounds.
Amy had forgotten about her sandwich and was watching… with a small blush?
"Very good," came the absentminded reply from Amy.
Damn Amy, rein it in girl before you start drooling.
"How do you even like liver?" Clockblocker gagged as Vista nodded seriously.
"... I just do," Taylor shrugged, "And tofu's perfectly fine as well. You just need to cook it properly." In her lap Inari began to cough into her paw in a manner that sounded suspiciously like laughter.
Annnnd cue the nightmares for every ABB member.
Emma was going to be there. This was going to be a mess.
-looks at last scene of chapter-
Oh you have
no idea Taylor.
►Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Jul 22nd 2010:
... Fuck
Vista, such language!
Do we need to schedule another training sessions with the PR experts young lady?
►PagodaKing
Replied On Jul 22nd 2010:
... Are those nine tails? Why does she have nine tails? Please don't be fox tails. T.T I like not having my liver eaten...
And so the panic begins.
►Gallant (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Jul 22nd 2010:
@_Glory_Girl
And what am I supposed to do?
►Glory_Girl (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied On Jul 22nd 2010:
Something useful.
Well that will be something of a change of pace for Dean.
►Winged_One
Replied On Jul 22nd 2010:
FLUFFY~!
Oh DoG, Taylor broke the Simurgh.
►Arcee (Veteran Member) (Not An Autobot)
LIES!
►PagodaKing
Replied On Jul 23rd 2010:
@_Magical_Otaku95
Don't come complaining to me when she eats your liver in the middle of the night!
►Magical_Inari_chan (Former divnity) (Verified Fox) (Magical Advisor)
@PagodaKing
Don't worry. Corentine-chan won't eat your liver in the middle of the night. She'll do it at 4:30 PM sharp on a bed of steamed vegetables and wild rice.
►Moon_Bunneh (Not From The Moon)
Replied On Jul 23rd 2010:
I'm not going to go over the battle in depth, because gods know there are enough other folks willing to do so. But if the Wards are supposed to be the future of heroes, and she's an example? I think things are finally looking up for once.
I owe you one, kid.
-Looks at tagline, looks at author comments-
Doubts this skeleton has about the truth of poster's tagline.
Emma's smile, already twitchy, stretched further until it seemed like her face was about to split in two. "Soooooophiiaaa, want to go visit Taylor tomorrow?"
All the king's horses and all the king's men won't be able to put Emma's sanity back together again.