Flagship Name

  • Spirit of Fire

    Votes: 21 47.7%
  • Vigilance

    Votes: 23 52.3%

  • Total voters
    44
  • Poll closed .
Nah, let that be Horus' thing, let us think of something else: Extending blades, turning our sword into a Power whip/blade whip?
Carrying an Axe-Halberd-Rifle in addition to our sword? I'm pretty sure the only one with a similar weapon is Alpharius with the Pale Spear.

Edit: speaking of the Pale Spear, I'm pretty sure it's necron in origin. Maybe we could analyze it? Or try finding a tomb World and taking some tech either by force or diplomacy?
 
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Carrying an Axe-Halberd-Rifle in addition to our sword? I'm pretty sure the only one with a similar weapon is Alpharius with the Pale Spear.

Edit: speaking of the Pale Spear, I'm pretty sure it's necron in origin. Maybe we could analyze it? Or try finding a tomb World and taking some tech either by force or diplomacy?

Well for that, that would require you to fight alongside Alpharius to even learn about it. And if that ever happens, something has gone horribly wrong. Also, my string of poor dice rolls continues. I give you the cultural rolls for Valhalla. Rejoice as nothing happens in art, poetry, literature, sculptures, and drama when the DC was 35.





 
Well for that, that would require you to fight alongside Alpharius to even learn about it. And if that ever happens, something has gone horribly wrong. Also, my string of poor dice rolls continues. I give you the cultural rolls for Valhalla. Rejoice as nothing happens in art, poetry, literature, sculptures, and drama when the DC was 35.





We don't have any bonuses?
 
Kesar: "Such is the truth of Life, and is that to suffer."

Magnus: "Crikey brother, not again! What is it this time?"

Kesar: "..."

Magnus: "...That bad, huh?"
 
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You know, I really want to get a tag on this quest that says "Evil Dice." Well, I'm still rolling dice so let's hope it gets better.

Edit: It didn't, at all.
 
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At this point, I imagine TTS Kesar is just that super chill guy who constantly gets shit on for no reason: a Murphy's Law made manifest. Terrible things happen all around him to the point he can't get angry or depressed; he just signs and continue on as usual.

...In reality, it's Tzeentch fucking with us all along.
 
I can hear screaming "Just as planned!" At this very moment.

Edit: Jesus Christ what the fuck. Quick people omake, omake like our lives depend on it.
 
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I want to joke and say this is an accurate depiction of life in the 40k. But I can't.
I'm so done right now.
And we're in the 30k.
 
The dice hate.





Edit: At least Scafrir rolled another 96 for the Xenos.
To be clear, are all those dice rolls that are low bad for us? Because like... us rolling has been doing well enough. So this has to be other people. If its other people rolling low, we aren't necessarily the unlucky ones right? Also, NO don't switch roll rooms. There isn't a point to it. This is just luck. Stuff like this happens with random numbers.
 
To be clear, are all those dice rolls that are low bad for us? Because like... us rolling has been doing well enough. So this has to be other people. If its other people rolling low, we aren't necessarily the unlucky ones right? Also, NO don't switch roll rooms. There isn't a point to it. This is just luck. Stuff like this happens with random numbers.

There's bad luck, and there's Lamenters Luck. This is Lamenters Luck here.

We need to find new grounds. New fertile land to prosper/fail from.
 
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