@Durin
New omake. Also while you are here:
1 Is there a reason you haven't threadmarked
this omake?
Items From Undermountain
There are many wondrous things in the Caverns of Avernus. Things if immense power and incalculable value. Things worth near certain death to acquire. Recorded her are a few examples:
Fission Blade – A one-handed sword with simple bone and skull engravings carved into the handle and guard. The blade is of infinite sharpness, beyond any currently available measuring device. When swung the edge is surrounded by a blue glow which has been determined to be caused by atoms in the atmosphere undergoing fission. Physical armour is, obviously, penetrated effortlessly. Disappointingly this weapons seem unable to harm or even interact with demons or other 'immortal' beings. Found as a whole piece in the Caverns. Currently owned by Mortimer Sto Helit, professional Caver.
Amalthea Cloak Of Interdiction – A silver-white pelt from an unidentified creature. This cloak prevents all forms of teleportation within a small area around itself. Created by applying certain Alkahestry preservatives to the harvested creature before killing it, allowing a portion of its power to persist after death. Currently owned by Christopher Haggard who uses it as a blanket in his daughter's nursery.
Right Eye Of Foresight – An ornate monocle inscribed with several unknown runes. When worn it grant precognition of events one minute in future. Part of a set made by Cassandra Delphi who claimed to have slain a 'big multiheaded snake thing' and taken its eyes to the Sirens, paying them to 'make something useful.' Currently owned by Cris Johnson, Grandmaster Psyker Hunter.
Left Eye Of Hindsight – A small ornate mirror inscribed with several unknown runes. Looking into this mirror causes the user to experience the thoughts and feelings of an alternate version of themselves, such as a 'them' who chose a different career or who made their home in a different city. The last privet owner, one Thomas Calvert, committed suicide-by-Siren after experiencing a life in which he fell to Chaos. Use of this item has been restricted by order of the Inquisition.
Lance Of Shadow And Flame – A two-handed spear of unique design. The shaft is composed of unworked wood clearly taken from some form of tree. It is pitch black in colour and constantly 'leaks' black smoke. The blade is a crystal seeming to contain flowing lava. Growths of crystal have worked their way down the wooden shaft. Runs of
Fire and
Wind have been applied to the blade and shaft. The lance is a potent force weapon and psychic focus. Currently owned by Gerald Xavier, Grandmaster Psyker.
"I cannot believe you just went out and
bought a relic."
"I didn't buy a relic, I bought high quality materials then hired experts to help me make a relic. Which is a lot more than you did. I haven't seen the paperwork but I doubt Granalf hammered that lump of truesteel into shape for free."
There was a brief pause in the conversation as the cousins continued trying to kill each other. In good natured fashion of course, were this more than a friendly spar Gerald would never dream of letting Jacob within swords reach any more than Champion Oakheart would dream of letting the Ash Hound know they were fighting before he struck.
"At least I went out and got the stuff myself. You're the one that talked my ear off about all that 'rules of cost and narrative' stuff."
"
Laws of Cost and Narrative you muscle bound thug. We can't all wonder down the caverns in our copious free time. Some of us have actual work to do."
Xavier back-pedalled desperately. The extra reach from his new lance helped but against Jacob it didn't make much of a difference.
"Ha! Why do you think I went champion rather than officer?"
A moment later it was over. Jacob's blade resting lightly against his opponent's throat. With a nod the two broke apart.
"It is going to take you years to get used to that thing."
"Maybe but it already feels more natural than the swords ever did. And it isn't like melee is the core of my style. Worst come to worst Mittens gets to sharpen her claws more often for a while."
"Where is your better half anyway? He normally likes to watch me toss you around the ring."
"Oh he is busy stealing food out of your pack."
"What!?"
As the greatest warrior on Avernus took off in pursuit of the delinquent tiger Xavier couldn't help but smile. There were few joys like family.
AN: Sabers, Assassins, Casters? Those we have in abundance. Archers, Riders? Some options for each. Berserkers? Viktor Mineyev stands ready. Lancers? Nope.
Also, digital cookies to anyone who gets all the references.
Also also, given how close their parents are I figure Gerald and Jacob must know one another pretty well. Thought we should have some more omakes with the two interacting.