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- Czech Republic
The near future is sure shaping up to be quite an interesting time:
Corax to Vulkan: "I admire your efforts my friend, but we should be more stealthy in our endeavors, lest others shall discover that we strive to build a new bastion for Mankind prematurely."
*suddenly Trust*
"Vulkan, buddy, we are so glad to finally meet you! We really admire your and your esteemed brothers' actions! Yes, your empire is destined for an age of untold glory no matter what, but despite that, we bring you our humble contributions in the form of some Dark Age tech, a few Avernite psykers and some Avernite wildlife based weaponry!"
Corax&Vulkan: "0_o"
Also, Durin about why Avernus chose spiders to be the designated assholes: "I don't remember."
Just imagine this response in character, if we somehow finally manage to contact the Planetmind and one of the Avernites will inevitably ask this question:
Avernite: "Why are all the spiders SUCH ASSHOLES?"
Planetmind: *psychic shrug* "Oh, I can't really remember."
Avernite: *eyetwitch*
Narrator: "And in that singular moment, the psychic resonance of all the spiders on Avernus was polished to such a sheer perfection, that what we now know as the Warp Archetype of Assholery has began to collectively manifest in their actions and appearances, and since then every time you get attacked by one on Avernus, their face's visage melts into what is now colloquially known only as a 'Trollface'."
Corax to Vulkan: "I admire your efforts my friend, but we should be more stealthy in our endeavors, lest others shall discover that we strive to build a new bastion for Mankind prematurely."
*suddenly Trust*
"Vulkan, buddy, we are so glad to finally meet you! We really admire your and your esteemed brothers' actions! Yes, your empire is destined for an age of untold glory no matter what, but despite that, we bring you our humble contributions in the form of some Dark Age tech, a few Avernite psykers and some Avernite wildlife based weaponry!"
Corax&Vulkan: "0_o"
Also, Durin about why Avernus chose spiders to be the designated assholes: "I don't remember."
Just imagine this response in character, if we somehow finally manage to contact the Planetmind and one of the Avernites will inevitably ask this question:
Avernite: "Why are all the spiders SUCH ASSHOLES?"
Planetmind: *psychic shrug* "Oh, I can't really remember."
Avernite: *eyetwitch*
Narrator: "And in that singular moment, the psychic resonance of all the spiders on Avernus was polished to such a sheer perfection, that what we now know as the Warp Archetype of Assholery has began to collectively manifest in their actions and appearances, and since then every time you get attacked by one on Avernus, their face's visage melts into what is now colloquially known only as a 'Trollface'."
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