The Rusty and Rosy Rustle New
The Rusty and Rosy Rustle

-[X] Rusty Rose: Patrol The Perimeter
Result: 1d100 (78) [Rusty patrol]
Total: 78


??? Trickery Roll
???+???=
Total: 22

Critical Success!


"Halt intruder. You are trespassing on territory belonging to Dr. Eggman. Surrender now or Suffer the consequences!" Rusty Rose demanded.

"Grah!" The figure shouted as they dragged themselves out of the foliage.

For a moment Rusty felt her head twitch as she processed the sight of a familiar face staring right back at her, except far more twisted and deranged.

"Where's Scourgey!" Yelled the crazed pink hedgehog as she rampaged her way to her, tearing through the once peaceful nature.

"I have no records of an individual known as 'Scourgey', now stand down." Rusty ordered as she readied her limbs.

"LIAR!" She howled, hefting a large hammer and leaping right at her.

Rusty reached out and grabbed the rod part of the hammer before it could slam into her.

With mild alarm, she immediately felt the servos in her arm groan under the impact as she tried to wrestle for control of the weapon.

"Let go." the intruder growled, leaning her head close to Rusty's and gnashing her teeth.

"I refuse." Rusty said flatly before spinning her entire upper torso, along with the hammer at increasingly higher and higher levels of speed.

The intruder stubbornly tried to hold onto the hammer but the speed reached a point where when she finally let go, the force was great enough to throw her hard through several trees before stopping at a massive one.

Tilting her head slightly at the look alike's unconscious form, she prepared her trip back to base with the new prisoner in tow.

(Later in the Base)​

"I heard you captured one of Sonic's friends." Said Eggman when he entered the room where the new prisoner was being held before catching sight of her.

Shattered Memories Triggers!
DC: 85
Roll: 10
He doesn't remember!

"This is certainly not Amy." He scowled at the sight, while she is certainly an Amy, the differences in clothing and injuries were enough to suggest something else was going on.

"And who had her treated?" He demanded as he pointed to her clearly being laid in bed with her injuries patched up, a clear difference compared to their other prisoner.

"I requested the medical treatment, she has shown a clear difference between that of Amy Rose and has also shown severe mental and physical deterioration upon closer examination once brought in." Rusty simply stated, staying close by the patient/prisoner.

"Father." One of the monitors lit up showing Sage. "You might also wish to take a look at this." A motobug soon emerges into the room holding a tablet.

"Yeesh, her mind is an utter mess. It's unbelievable she managed to fight Rusty at her current state." He muttered as he scrolled through the medical report before stopping. "Is that magical energy?" He said with confusion at a particular section.

"Can she be helped?" The words escaped Rusty's mouth before she could stop herself. She inwardly shrunk at Eggman's puzzled glare.

"Help?!" Eggman scoffed. "Why would I help her, what use would she serve me?"

He paused when he felt a motobug bumped into him, its blue and red eyes signifying its current owner.

"Please Father." Pleaded Sage. "This Amy could be our enemy but she doesn't deserve this fate."

Eggman twirled his mustache frowning, switching his gaze from the motobug to Sage present in the monitor before sighing.

"Fine, I suppose I can't get anything out of her in her current state." He said as held his chin.

"Hmm… fixing her will be tricky issue, maybe I can have that fool Starline give it a go, he does have experience with this sort of thing, there's also trying cybernetics, though I suppose I can also use this as an attempt at my own Rusty, ooh ho ho hoo!" He chuckled ominously at the last part.

"Father…" A slight tone of warning entered her voice.

"Oh relax dear daughter, I would have made sure her memory would have been perfectly preserved." He reassured her.

Meanwhile Rusty gravitated to the sleeping patient, her mechanical red eye briefly switching to pink as she watched over her.

Result: Rosy the Rascal Captured. New Options Unlocked.
 
Yeah.

Honestly that entire plot point of the ring of the acorns is a Lot more messed up when You start going down the implications of that rabbit hole.

Also Moebius being well more of a apathy World rather than a true anti-world also means Rosy has the same capabilities in Magic as Normal Amy.

Even the tarot readings.

Doesn't help the poor girl tries to stay close to the sheer wreck that is Scourge.

Like that guy mind is another can of worms.

So Rosy has never been well mentally per se.
 
I feel like she'd more likely be the phone guy, explaining the thinks you should do to avoid angering her family.

"Uh, hello hello? Uh, howdy! Welcome to your first night at Dr. Eggman's Glorious Pizza Palace! Why Papa needs a pizzeria I am, uh, not really sure, but I have kinda given up trying to understand his whims. He's a quirky guy. Uh, speaking of quirky, my siblings are kinda there with you! And not as fellow employees... Well, technically I guess they are? Look, don't worry about it. It's your first night, so it should just be Orbot and Cubot, and they're easier than using a corkscrew. Uh, little Tinkerer humor for you. Just be careful, and remember the Eggman Empire is not legally responsible for any dismemberment you face... Aw sawdust, I really hope we don't have to bury another guy... Uh. That's unrelated... Bye!"
 
God I just hate Archie's romance plots with a passion
And they only fueled the shipping wars and shit
Glad the fandom has mostly calmed down and become more polite about things now
 
Now I have this mental image of Geoffrey St. John hopping from faction to faction because they keep learning about the Sally thing and beating the shit out of him and exiling him XD
 
Now I have this mental image of Geoffrey St. John hopping from faction to faction because they keep learning about the Sally thing and beating the shit out of him and exiling him XD
Then he gets to stop in literally Satan's territory and he thinks he's safe. Then we hack into Satan's system and say "hey, so I heard you like young girls. So I'm sending an airstrike being controlled by my daughter right to you."
 
You know what would be messed up?

If Antoine and Bunnie were here, but Bunnie was the Archie version and Antoine was the sucky version from SatAM

Bunnie: "Antoine, please, you are better than this! The man I married-!"

Antoine: "Sacrebleu, woman!!! I don't know how to get you to, how do you say, understand I AM NOT HIM!"
 
You know what would be messed up?

If Antoine and Bunnie were here, but Bunnie was the Archie version and Antoine was the sucky version from SatAM

Bunnie: "Antoine, please, you are better than this! The man I married-!"

Antoine: "Sacrebleu, woman!!! I don't know how to get you to, how do you say, understand I AM NOT HIM!"
I mean, the SatAM version was just a few years behind the Archie version, is all. Can't blame a kid for being immature!

I kinda think him being afraid of everything was pretty reasonable, actually. Guy had very little to work with, but still tried to help in a frankly horrific situation.
 
Now I have this mental image of Geoffrey St. John hopping from faction to faction because they keep learning about the Sally thing and beating the shit out of him and exiling him XD

Zavok in front of a mirror: Remember, Zavok, you are desperate. You lost your tech head, you are down two of the Deadly Six. You need this. You are going to walk out there, put your friendliest face on, and treat this like you're speaking with Zeena.

Zavok: So! Mister St. John! So good to have you here, let me just take a look at your work history and-

*Smash cut to a beat up Geoffrey moaning in a cell next to an equally beaten up Snively*

Zik: ZAVOK! YOU- *Is handed Geoffrey's resume* Sometimes a leader must make the hardest of decisions. You did the right thing for the Six.
 
Zavok in front of a mirror: Remember, Zavok, you are desperate. You lost your tech head, you are down two of the Deadly Six. You need this. You are going to walk out there, put your friendliest face on, and treat this like you're speaking with Zeena.

Zavok: So! Mister St. John! So good to have you here, let me just take a look at your work history and-

*Smash cut to a beat up Geoffrey moaning in a cell next to an equally beaten up Snively*

Zik: ZAVOK! YOU- *Is handed Geoffrey's resume* Sometimes a leader must make the hardest of decisions. You did the right thing for the Six.
why do i picture Zavok in a tie and he is conducting manual interviews in some dinky room with a computer two sizes too small for him
 
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