Update 5 - Bike meets Jojo face. Bike loses horribly.
Yep. Although actually, the math final is in two days instead of 6 hours ago, so I have more time to study. And since everything else was done today or yesterday....

UPDATE TIME.

[x] What a pain in the ass.... Take Aono's place as roadkill. (7)

Almost before you can think about it, you're already sprinting. You shove Aono off to one side, away from the cliff, and glance toward the oncoming cyclist. Hrm. She's coming downhill, and there's a rock she's about to - oh dammit.

Bike hits rock. Bike starts flying.

"What a pain in the-"WHAM!!!!!

Flying bike meets Joestar face at speed, and the bike gets off considerably worse than you do. You stagger back a few steps as the bike flips over your face, but ultimately regain your balance.

You turn around, wondering what happened to the rider. In turning, you see Aono rushing toward you in concern. So small a person, worried about you?

[] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.

[] You don't give a damn. People and their feelings don't matter to you at all, unless they can punch you in the face hard enough to make you care. (then why did you jump in front of the bike, wise guy?!)

Before Aono can take three steps, though, the pink-haired girl collides with him noggin-to-noggin. Aono's face clearly isn't as sturdy as yours, and he's got a busted lip, but if he's a man, he can walk it off.

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Can I get a 6-sided die roll for Willpower (Moka)? She needs a 3 or below to pass.
 
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[X] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.


Rolling on IC, results incoming.

EDIT: http://[MALICIOUS WEBSITE]/roller/view/4736376/
1d6 → [4] = (4)
 
[x] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.
Jotaro as a jerk with a heart of gold is the best way to portray him I think.
 
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[X] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.
 
[X] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.
 
[X] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.


Rolling on IC, results incoming.

EDIT: http://[MALICIOUS WEBSITE]/roller/view/4736376/
1d6 → [4] = (4)
I meant using the SV roller, but whatever. I can work with that. If I can get fired up, new update by 3.30 AM tonight (SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AND THE DEAD).
 
[X] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.

Might be a good(hilarious) idea to take Tsukune on as an apprentice in the future so he's a little less pathetic(by JoJo standards..)
 
[x] You don't give a damn. People and their feelings don't matter to you at all, unless they can punch you in the face hard enough to make you care. (then why did you jump in front of the bike, wise guy?!)

Or we could play the jerk with a heart of jerk.
 
[X] You're touched, very slightly. Wait, hold on, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast.
 
[x] You don't give a damn. People and their feelings don't matter to you at all, unless they can punch you in the face hard enough to make you care. (then why did you jump in front of the bike, wise guy?!)
 
[X] You don't give a damn. People and their feelings don't matter to you at all, unless they can punch you in the face hard enough to make you care. (then why did you jump in front of the bike, wise guy?!)
 
Update 6 - Moka is a Vampire? DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!!! Also, Tsukune Aono Social Link GET!
The girl, slumped against Aono, began to rise. "Ow, I got dizzy from my anemia…" If she had anemia, then why was she going so fast?

Regardless, she quickly recovers from her daze - though not as quickly as you did - and appears to be horrified. She asks her second victim, "Oh my God, are you okay?!"

Aono, for his part, seems ecstatic that he's even touching a girl, regardless of the circumstances.

Then, she turns to you. "I didn't hi- oh dear, I did hit you! Are you hurt? I'm so, so sorry!"

Jesus Christ, could this woman cry any harder?!

You start to respond by saying… (pick one)

[]"Yare yare daze." (Bitch, please. Bike-to-face collisions are how you know it's Tuesday. … it just normally isn't your face being hit with a bike, that's all.)

[]"Make a habit out of this, and I'll have to kick your ass..." (beating up women, Jotaro? That's a new low, even for you!)

[](Write-in)

Moka rolled 1d6 for Willpower! Rolled 4! Failed roll!

Before you can speak, however, the girl suddenly freezes. Her eyes cloud over, and she turns back to Tsukune. "Ahn, that smell…" The hell? She sounds kind of stoned all of a sudden.

She crawls over to Aono, and you can't tell if he's going to die from anxiety or bliss.

"I… I just can't help myself," she says, "around the smell of blood…"

What a pain in the ass. You got biked in the face by an anemic girl with a blood fetish.

As she closes in on Aono's face, you turn to leave. It really is time to get going. "I'm sorry, it's just because-"

You stop dead in your tracks at the next words out of her mouth:

"I'm a vampire."

You turn around, and sure enough, she's bitten his neck, and you can hear a slurping sound.

Your reaction (pick one):

[]... is this what the driver meant, when he said that Youkai Academy was a "horrifying place"?
-[]If so, then does this mean that the rest of the students and faculty are also…?

[]… okay, to hell with this shit, you're getting out of here even if you have to walk home. Annoying bitch of a mother or no.

[]As long as she takes after that Hellsing guy instead of that whiny little sparkling shit, you're cool.

[](Write-in)

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[x] You are touched, very slightly. Wait, no, it's probably just those fajitas you had for breakfast. (11)

You are now affiliated with Tsukune Aono. His looks and intelligence are both mediocre, and he can't fight to save his life, either. But he's a nicer kid than most you've met, and through a bike accident you intervened in, a vampire chick claimed Tsukune as her boytoy.

Relationship status: He looks up to you as a senpai, and considers you to be a friend.
 
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[x]"Yare yare daze." (Bitch, please. Bike-to-face collisions are how you know it's Tuesday. … it just normally isn't your face being hit with a bike, that's all.)
[x]… okay, to hell with this shit, you're getting out of here even if you have to walk home. Annoying bitch of a mother or no.

Off the rails we go!
 
[X]"Yare yare daze." (Bitch, please. Bike-to-face collisions are how you know it's Tuesday. … it just normally isn't your face being hit with a bike, that's all.)

Jotaro isn't afriad to punch a bitch to death but it's just an accident. If she does that again, that would cost her an ass whooping.

[X]... is this what the driver meant, when he said that Youkai Academy was a "horrifying place"?
-[X]If so, then does this mean that the rest of the students and faculty are also…?

Either A) this bitch is crazy and this highschool is for crazy people or B) This is an School for Actual Youkai.

Oh one hand, this school got inhuman monsters so we can't do shit unless we get a weapon. Like a gun or a sword, or something as simple as a bat.

On the other hand, Jotaro isn't a pussy so he isn't going to just run at the first instant. Besides, his mom would not believe him at all.
 
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